American comics: This guy is crazy

"Take a shower first."

Alan threw off his black robe and hurried upstairs to find the bathroom.

As for the exorcism, there was no rush.

"Master, don't leave!"

Bruce was scared alone.

If he hadn't met Allen, he would really believe in science.

Bruce pulled out the butcher knife hidden in his waist, looked around nervously, and said to himself: "I'm not afraid of you, I'll kill you if you dare to show up."

And the undead stood there, staring at him like a fool.

They didn't make a move, and he was already at a loss.

"You are so timid and still want to learn how to exorcise others. I'm afraid you are not seriously ill."

"It's too unchallenging. I'm embarrassed to do it."

"Whoever makes a move, I think it's a stain on my business anyway."

"..."

Bruce didn't know it at all, and was despised by a group of undead without realizing it.

The clothing styles of the undead present were obviously not from the same era.

Moreover, there were children, adults, and even old people.

They all died in the mansion, and their souls could not be freed, and they would forever become the earthbound spirits of this place.

However, due to the special nature of the mansion, the dead still have reason and have been preventing new residents from settling in.

It is only because after a long time, they will inevitably die from the curse of the house.

Therefore, new residents often flee, and the house price keeps falling, which makes the Barry family buy it.

Of course, the dead are not of one mind.

For example, the first owner Bella often stays alone in the master bedroom and cries, and has no intention of persecuting others.

In addition, the previous owners and tenants are completely indifferent to the lives of others.

Speaking of which, it is pretty good not to harm others.

The remaining members of the Ben family, plus his daughter's licking dog Tate, form a group to lead the dead to carry out the mission of driving away the residents.

At this moment, Alan went upstairs to find the bathroom.

Pushing open a door, he saw a blond mature woman crying with her back to him, and the whole back of her head was bloody, as if she had shot herself and her skull was blown off.

When she found someone coming, the woman looked back, with two tear marks on her mature and charming face.

"No one."

Bang!

Allen ignored and closed the door, and then continued to look.

Not long after, three pale boys passed by frolicking.

It is conceivable how many ghosts live in the mansion.

Allen, who is different from ordinary people, is full of excitement and not afraid at all.

"There is a bathtub, great."

Finally found the bathroom, Allen walked to the fish tank filled with water and couldn't wait to take off his shirt.

Sitting in the bathtub, a female ghost in a nurse's uniform was looking at the strange man who suddenly came with a blank face.

Hiss...

"It's cool and comfortable."

Allen sat in his hospital pants.

At the same time, another nurse ghost came through the wall, looked at the strange man who took a bath without taking off his pants, and then turned to his friend and said, "Linda, this man is a liar, pretending to be an exorcist, who will scare him?"

"Jennifer, let me do it. After all, I died in the bathtub, so I have some ability to control water."

After discussing and deciding, Jennifer folded her arms and waited to watch the show.

The cause of their death was outrageous.

They lived there as tenants, dressed as nurses, and prepared to attend a costume party.

As a result, they met the murderer before going out, and they were brutally killed at home.

Alan was washing his armpits. After all, he often put things in them, so it was inevitable that there was a little sour smell, so he paid special attention to personal hygiene.

"Look, I turned the bath water into blood water, and it still didn't scare you to death."

Linda soaked her hands in the water.

After a while, the originally clear water gradually turned blood red, and then it became thicker and thicker, like a bathtub full of blood.

This trick has been tried and tested.

Many homeowners were so frightened that they dared not take a shower, or even turn on the faucet, fearing that blood would come out.

Hmm…

Suddenly, Alan frowned, and his expression became stiff as he looked into the bathtub.

“He noticed it, and was wondering why the water had turned red.”

“I saw him jump out of the bathtub and run downstairs in a hurry.”

Puff…

Gulp!

Linda, who had been looking smug, froze.

Jennifer, her best friend, twitched her lips.

The reason why this guy had a stiff expression was that he wanted to fart.

Puff puff puff…

Gulp gulp gulp gulp!!!

A series of gas, bubbles rolled in the bloody water.

Allen, the instigator, then had a face full of comfort and enjoyment, and said lazily and contentedly: "It's so comfortable."

Ah...

Linda jumped out of the bathtub in a hurry, stamping her feet on the spot, wiping the water stains on her body with her hands, and said in a disgusted tone: "I'm dirty, I'm not clean, ah..."

And when Linda left the bathtub, the water became clear again.

At the same time, Allen looked at the nurses with a wicked smile.

"Can he see us?"

"Impossible, we control our breath, ordinary people can't see it."

Puff...

Gurgle!

The two women looked at each other helplessly, unwilling to scare each other anymore, just wanting to stay away, and feeling physically uncomfortable if they stayed any longer.

Linda said unwillingly: "We can't let him go easily."

"I have a way."

Jennifer suddenly realized: "You can let the three little ghosts scare him."

The three naughty little ghosts are the most noisy ghosts in the mansion, often wandering in the corridor to tease people.

I think it shouldn't be difficult to scare this person away.

Looking at the two girls passing through the wall, Allen put away his playful attitude and said lightly: "It's too childish to try to scare me."

"I want to show you who is the real horror."

In the hall on the first floor.

Bruce deliberately opened the door. Once there was any danger, he would escape from the house without hesitation and never step into it again.

Squeak!

Looking up, he saw the chandelier shaking slightly.

"It must be the wind. Don't scare yourself." Bruce comforted himself and tightened the butcher knife in his hand.

Bang!

The metal cutlery hanging in the kitchen fell inexplicably.

How to explain this, was it blown away by the wind?

Unable to deceive himself anymore, Bruce swallowed nervously, stood up and slowly approached the door.

Walked halfway.

Feeling that he could escape with a quick step, he ran without hesitation.

Bang!

The door closed heavily.

Bruce was caught off guard and hit his face against the door. He felt dizzy and his eyes rolled back before he passed out.

"It's done."

"It's just an appetizer."

"If he knows what's good for him, he'll run away tomorrow."

"..."

The undead looked at the unconscious Bruce with a dull expression. They really couldn't stand it. At least the Barry family was scared for several days before they published a newspaper to find an exorcist.

Ah...

A scream came from the second floor, causing the undead to look at the stairs at the same time.

"He's also a coward. He must be scared to death now."

"I guess they'll run away tonight."

"Then it'll save more trouble."

"..."

In fact, the situation on the second floor was completely different. The panicked voice of the naughty child came next.