American comics: This guy is crazy

Allen walked into the alley.

From time to time you can smell a hint of corruption.

After all, placing trash cans in an inconspicuous alley improves the image of the city.

"Don't move!"

When I walked to a corner without surveillance, I was lucky enough to encounter a robber.

America's characteristics can be found in any city.

In particular, inconspicuous urban corners are breeding grounds for criminals.

Bang!

Allen turned around and looked at the robber who was pointing a gun at him, and the metal box on his back hit the robber on the other side.

Um?

Allen, who didn't know why, subconsciously turned around to observe.

Bang!

The metal box hit the remaining robber hard again.

Sixty times the physical strength, the metal box weighing two to three hundred kilograms seemed light and frivolous in Allen's eyes, but the robber was an ordinary person. He fell unconscious on the spot as if he had been hit by a ruthless hammer.

Allen kindly shook the robber with his foot: "Hey, you are not allowed to sleep here. The police will patrol later."

After failing to wake the other party up, Allen couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect that the folk customs in New York are as good as those in Gotham. They called me just to watch their enchanting sleeping postures. I'm not that mentally ill."

"Is it possible that you knocked them unconscious?"

Looking up slightly, Allen saw an acquaintance.

Batgirl is standing on a telephone pole, with a full moon reflected behind her, making her look like a pretty girl.

"Barbara, don't talk nonsense."

Then, Allen tilted his head and asked, "Shouldn't you be with Dick?"

Batgirl turned over in a very handsome manner and explained: "Don't mention it, we broke up for a long time."

Barbara showed no signs of sadness at all and seemed to be getting over the shadow of a broken heart.

Of course, we don’t rule out the American love values, which can be used everywhere and never be pulled down.

"At least you loved me."

Allen said in a sad tone: "It's not like me, who sometimes fantasizes about someone loving me."

"..."

Suddenly, a sad atmosphere lingered in her heart, and Barbara was speechless for a moment.

Indeed, who would love a helpless mental illness, all he has is a blank stare and indifference.

There was a time when she looked at Allen with a hint of disgust, feeling that he was different from a normal person and she was unwilling to get along with him.

After receiving no response, Allen silently turned around and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going?" Barbara asked subconsciously.

"have no idea."

Allen smiled slightly and said sadly: "Find a corner where you can avoid the wind."

hiss…

At that moment, Barbara felt her heart twitching, and she couldn't help but said: "If you have no place to live, you can stay at my house. I happen to have an extra room."

Allen, who had his back turned, had a bright smile on his face and immediately returned to normal. He looked back with an embarrassed expression and said, "It's not good. I live with you as a man. Others will gossip. Besides, I don’t have any money to pay for the room.”

"It's okay, don't care about other people's opinions."

After saying that, Barbara stepped forward and took Allen's hand, comforting him: "I'll cover the food and accommodation, just like a family."

"Thank you very much. No one has ever been so kind to me."

Allen's eyes were humble and grateful, and he looked like he couldn't let go. This really stimulated Barbara's motherly nature, and she vowed: "I will always treat you as a family member."

"family!"

Acting skills are on the line.

In line with the excited expression, Allen's watery eyes seemed to be shining with tears, and he would be moved to tears in the next second.

"Yeah, family," Barbara repeated with a heavy nod.

Woo woo woo...

The atmosphere was in place and I had to cry to end it.

Allen sobbed in his arms, and Barbara reached out and patted him on the back to express comfort.

In fact, he put on a mean smile and pretended to cry, thinking to himself: "You little idiot, I'm in love with you."

He eats your food, lives your life, and plays with your emotions, just to ask if you are angry.

"What are you doing!?"

Suddenly, an angry questioning voice sounded.

Barbara hurriedly pushed Allen away and looked at the visitor with a slightly panicked look.

"Little Green."

For a moment, Allen looked at Poison Ivy Lillian, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, in confusion.

What day is it today and why do I meet acquaintances one after another.

It seems that the relationship between Barbara and Lillian is extraordinary.

It's not surprising that they know each other. They were both from Gotham and have dealt with each other more than once.

However, Lillian's angry expression seemed to have turned her upside down.

It's green!

In an instant, Allen suddenly realized and remembered an important piece of information.

Poison Ivy is a twin, and she ends up with Harley Quinn.

But the question is, why does Barbara look so ashamed? Is she going to give in?

"Pamela, it's not what you think..."

Just as Barbara was about to explain, Allen interrupted first: "Xiaolu, you can't force things about feelings. Please respect each other."

Let the storm come more violently, Jie Jie Jie...

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

At the entrance of the alley, Harley Quinn walked over with a baseball bat on her shoulder. She looked like she was not too worried about the excitement and said, "Pamela, I reminded you, we are villains. Why?" Maybe you will get married with a hero."

Batgirl, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn.

Allenton was surprised that these three female characters were mixed together.

"Are you the Beast Team?"

"Shut up, it's Birds of Prey."

In DC comics, the only female team is the Birds of Prey.

"almost."

In response to Harley's scolding, Allen said indifferently: "I am a beast, can I join your beast team?"

"Of course not."

Hallie pointed at Allen's lower body with a baseball bat and explained: "You are not a woman unless you have surgery."

Immediately, Allen said angrily: "How can you assume my gender? You are very politically incorrect."

"..."

Harry said arrogantly: "I won't do it if I say no."

"Alan is very pitiful. Why don't we let him join?" Barbara persuaded.

"Pamela, you saw it." Hallie took the opportunity to sow discord.

Sure enough, women are very scheming and try to trick each other.

"I'd better go."

Allen's mood was low, and he said with tea, "My appearance has caused conflicts among you sisters, I shouldn't have appeared."

After that, she ran out of the alley with tears streaming down her face.

"If you don't let him join, I will quit."

Barbara made a decision resolutely, turned around and chased after him, shouting: "Alan, wait for me."

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were left looking at each other, and they really couldn't believe that Barbara quit the Birds of Prey because of a man.

Wait for the two women to leave the alley.

The two robbers suddenly opened their eyes.

"Fortunately, I was smart enough to pretend to be dead. I was really unlucky to go out and meet the Shrew Squad."

"They are really vicious and often beat men severely."

In fact, the robber had already woken up, but he was afraid of the bad reputation of the Birds of Prey and did not dare to wake up, fearing that he would be beaten mercilessly.

Speaking of which, the Birds of Prey suddenly appeared in New York City in the past two months, fighting many gangs and quickly establishing their prestige.

Legend has it that only women who have been hurt by men are eligible to join them.