American comics: This guy is crazy

Your boss paid attention to you.

And, it was turned off in the next second.

As Lilith escaped, the seraphs in the void turned into wisps of light feathers and disappeared.

This scene, in Xerath's eyes, was like a miracle, as if his faith had been affirmed and all his efforts were worth it.

"Old bastard, can you help me?" Wade shouted.

Suddenly, Xerath cast an angry look.

But seeing that the other party was not a dark creature, he ignored it and jumped off the rooftop.

War Priests only hunt dark creatures and ignore other creatures as long as they do not offend them.

"You little bitch, you should be more polite when asking for help. I think it sounds better to call me Old Coffin." Allen retorted.

The three of them worked hard and finally got rid of the shackles of the water tank.

Wade asked curiously: "Then what does the bat who wants it look like?"

Based on the ability shown by the other party and the deposit of one million yuan, it is not difficult to judge that he is a noble among vampires.

In fact, Wade has dealt with Dracula before, and the fight was inseparable. After all, both of them are immortal.

Dracula even sucked Wade's blood and vomited it out on the spot.

The reason is that Deadpool's healing factor comes from infinitely proliferating cancer cells.

And blood full of cancer cells is like poison to the vampires.

Allen took out two red bats wrapped in socks from his trouser pocket, and proudly showed off: "Isn't it very cute? One is called the left bag, and the other is the right bag."

"Can you let me play with it?" Wade couldn't wait to reach out his hand.

"Dah!"

Allen put away the two bats and protected them on his chest, and said cautiously: "If you want to play with them, catch them yourself. Don't play with my pets."

"mean."

Wade pretended to be indifferent and stared at Allen's trouser pockets.

Thinking of the key content of the mission, killing two bats can also be considered as completing the mission, but now he has broken up with his employer.

Ding!

A text message alert.

Wade took out his phone to check, and the next moment he covered his face in horror, and said with grief and anger: "My one million is gone, damn, the other party stole the funds through hacking technology, I should have taken out the cash and hid it at home as soon as possible. "

"Do not be sad."

Allen patted his shoulder and comforted him: "I'll teach you to play in a square shape. You won't have to worry about food or clothing. You can earn as much as thirty US dollars a month. Don't live a happy life."

"Are you asking for food?" Wade said with disdain.

"Look at what you said, we professional junglers harvest the wool of capitalists."

Allen vowed: "According to my observation, there must be valuable items in the treasure chests in wealthy areas. If you clean them and sell them as second-hand goods, you will definitely make a lot of money."

"Get lost, I'm not interested in digging through the trash can."

Wade's expression turned to disgust.

"Hi, guys."

The young superhero in the red and blue spider suit swung his spider silk and jumped onto the balcony wall, and asked familiarly: "Did you see an angel?"

The visitor is none other than Spider-Man, who is wandering in New York at night.

He was patrolling nearby and saw the angel descending, so he hurried over to join in the fun.

As a result, I met Deadpool with whom I had a close relationship.

After a closer look, Peter's attention was focused on Allen, and then he came to his side and said very excitedly: "Are you Batman?"

"I am your fan. I have always admired you since I was a child. I hope we can take a photo together." Peter put his hands on his waist and looked for the camera he carried with him.

He worked part-time as a newspaper reporter, often selling artistic photos of Spider-Man in exchange for a small fee.

"Shet, you're a fake fan."

Allen's cloak covered the lower half of his face, making a concave shape, and said seriously: "I am the funny bat who defeated the Dark Knights. I have saved the middle-aged rebellious Bat many times."

"Nanaway is Shark Robin, and Nanaway is Funny Bat's most loyal partner."

Nanawi posed like a pistol with one hand, leaning on the left side like 007.

"I just want to take a photo and sell it for a little money." Peter explained awkwardly.

Among superheroes, few are as rich as Iron Man and Batman. Most ordinary people in reality need to run for a living.

At this moment, the cell phone Peter carried with him rang.

Peter took off his hood and his expression became cautious: "Hello, Mr. Stark, do you need my help?"

"Okay, I'll be right back."

As soon as the call ended, Peter put on his mask again and apologized: "Guys, I'm going out to save the world. Let's have dinner at the same place another day."

Without waiting for anyone to ask, Peter swung his spider silk and rushed to Stark Tower.

Looking at Spider-Man's leaving figure, Wade sighed: "Ever since Iron Man recruited him to join the Avengers, he has often been nowhere to be found."

"My eldest nephew might want to pick up his aunt." Allen asserted with a sure look on his face.

"Who is your eldest nephew?"

"Iron Man Tony."

"..."

Wade questioned: "You are yellow, how can you have white relatives?"

"His dad and I were colleagues during World War II," Allen said sincerely.

"Why didn't you say that America was in the New World before the founding of the country?" Wade teased with a look of disbelief.

"You've guessed it all. I established a country in the New World five hundred years ago and led my people to fight against the invasion of dark creatures."

It's a pity that this statement is too magical and no one can believe it.

Allen said mysteriously: "Would you like to have some fun?"

"What's your suggestion?" Wade came over in a cowardly manner.

"Avengers has a big mission this time. How about we live broadcast the entire process?"

Allen described: "I am the golden host, you are the golden guest, and Nanawi is here to be the photographer. I have already thought of the title of the program, Super Interview, Free America, Every Day Is Troubled."

"I feel very interesting."

Wade happily agreed with his hands on his hips.

Before the live broadcast, you must prepare some equipment, which is naturally Wade's smartphone. Moreover, he has a registered account on the largest social platform. Unfortunately, the short videos he publishes have very few clicks.

I wonder who has nothing to do but pay attention to the daily life of a madman.

"The problem is that my number of followers is only in single digits." Wade said depressedly: "If I had millions of followers, I would have changed my career and become an anchor long ago."

"I have a solution."

At the virtual network level, Allen has the help of artificial intelligence Unita, which directly hacks into the push of all users on the social platform, which is not just the number of people.

Allen raised his hand to form a portal leading to the Stark Tower conference hall.

"Gift crab!"

Wade covered his face with his hands in shock, looking like he had never seen the world before: "You are actually a wizard, can you give me the six powers like Shazam?"

"If you don't have Liushen's ability, I'll give you a whole bottle of Liushen toilet water."

Allen stepped into the conference hall and asked Jarvis where the incident occurred.

Immediately, another portal went to a small country in America.