American comics: This guy is crazy

Hiss…

Deadpool slurped the noodles and couldn't help but praise: "I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so amazing."

We haven't seen each other again for a long time since we parted ways at Xavier school.

During the chat, I learned that Deadpool often visited the store and used it as a canteen for three meals a day.

Also, Nightcrawler Kurt doubles as a delivery boy in the store.

"Why don't you see Smurf?"

Allen couldn't help but look around curiously, but he didn't see the Night Walker.

As soon as he finished speaking, a black mist in space appeared out of thin air.

Kurt, who still has blue skin but looks much older, is back.

"Ellen, are you really Ellen!?"

Kurt looked at Allen in disbelief and asked with confusion: "How come you haven't changed at all, you still look like a teenager."

After such a long time apart, Pietro is already a middle-aged greasy man, but he looks a little more old-fashioned, and he can't help but envy Allen's ability to maintain his youth.

Of course, Deadpool's healing factor can delay aging. Due to his disfigurement, he has been wearing a mask and no real changes can be seen.

"I can't help it. Who made me naturally beautiful and graceful? I will always be a delicate flower waiting to bloom." Allen said shyly.

"..."

As expected, he is still so crazy.

"Oh... what a big Bernese Mountain Dog."

Kurt suddenly noticed Nanawi flashing noodles into his mouth, and immediately jumped back in excitement.

"Hello, Nanawi is a descendant of the Shark God, not a Bernese Mountain Dog."

Nanawi raised his fork, rolled up a large lump of noodles and stuffed it into his mouth, making squeezing and chewing sounds.

"After the meal, let's start working."

At this time, Deadpool wiped his mouth, pulled down his mask, took out his two guns and pointed them at Allen, comforting: "Don't worry, I will shoot you in the head with one shot, and you will never feel any pain."

"Stop, don't mess up my shop."

"Wayne, we're all friends, don't do that."

Pietro and Kurt spoke together to stop him.

These two guys have always been crazy. They didn't have a good relationship in school before, but now they draw guns at each other when they meet.

"Little madman, who gave the order? Is the price high?" Allen asked coquettishly.

"I don't know the employer's information, but the other party readily deposited one million into the account."

Wade, who had always been very poor, saw an extra million US dollars in his account and resolutely sold his friendship at a low price.

"Only one million?"

Allen said angrily: "Am I as cheap as the woman who lost her footing in the alley?"

"It seems to make some sense, but I think it's too much." Wade hesitated.

"Xie Te, at least 30 million starts, if the other party is willing to pay 100 million, I can satisfy various ways of death." Allen did not forget to remind: "But you must share half of it with me."

"If you don't want to show off your face, I'll ask you for 30 million. Why don't you just rob me?"

Wade bluntly mocked: "You really think you are Batman."

"Of course I was robbing him and Nanawi caught him."

Following Allen's reminder, Nanawi suddenly stood up and hugged Wade.

At this time, Allen stepped forward and started groping with his hands.

"Stop it, you idiot, don't touch me." Wade struggled nervously, but in the end he couldn't get rid of Nanawe, who was so disparate in strength.

"found it."

Allen found a mobile phone.

The electronic device embedded in the suit can directly communicate with the artificial intelligence Unita and also hack the mobile phone through wireless waves.

"I want to see who is so boring that it could kill me."

Allen remotely commanded: "Unita Sensen, help contact the employer and locate the other party's location."

"Okay, Commander."

…

Lilith, who was hiding in the villa, was lying on the soft sofa, watching the current news on the large-screen TV.

"Recently, Batman appeared to clarify the scandal. This Gotham Knight appeared in public for the first time..."

"The official information department, in response to the panic caused in Xijing Town, decided to go through judicial procedures and is currently entering the stage of collecting evidence."

"Arthur, the popular Gotham mayoral candidate, has stated that he is serious about cracking down on the weirdo community in the city, with the ultimate target including so-called superheroes."

"..."

One piece of news after another made Lilith feel that America's country seemed very magical.

Superheroes who stand up for justice are facing prosecution, while the public is concerned about the scandals among superheroes. The most puzzling thing is that a former criminal can run for mayor.

In short, apart from America, there is no other similar country in the world.

Jingle Bell……

The mobile phone placed on the tea table showed an incoming call, but it was an unfamiliar number.

Lilith immediately realized it was Deadpool, the hired killer.

Currently, in the mercenary circle, Deathstroke and Deadpool are the most famous. The former is expensive, very professional, and has a team to work with, while the latter works alone, has a very high mission completion rate, and is more cost-effective.

The ancestor of the blood clan doesn't care about the price of money, but the problem is that Deathstroke refuses to accept the mission.

It's normal to say that Deathstroke met Allen in Gotham, and if he hadn't let him go, he might be in Blackgate Prison now.

Considering Allen's record, Deathstroke is very sensible and unwilling to provoke him.

On the contrary, Deadpool agreed without hesitation.

"Hey, is everything done?" Lilith asked subconsciously.

"I'm sorry boss, I think the price is not appropriate."

On the phone, Allen's voice disguised as Wade came, and he directly programmed a voice model with artificial intelligence.

Lilith's eyes became sharp. She didn't mind bargaining, but she couldn't tolerate going back on her word.

"Why?"

"The individuals targeted were my schoolmates, roommates, and close friends," Allen said.

"Are you going to give up?" Lilith asked.

"No, more money is required."

Allen did not forget to analyze: "Allen is not only handsome, but also extremely strong. He also has many friends outside. In the main team, there are Batman, Green Arrow and Wonder Woman. In the Avengers team, he has Captain America and Iron Man. , Black Widow, and Wanda, we have a very good relationship. If I kill him, his girlfriends who are obsessed with him will probably hunt me all over the world, like Wonder Woman, Mysterio, Wanda, and Black Widow. , Jean Grey, Agatha the Witch, there are too many to count, so the benefits and risks are not proportional.”

Are you sure these women won't be the first to set off firecrackers to celebrate?

It might be Allen's wishful thinking.

"How much?" Lilith asked gloomily.

"The price of friendship is 50 million. I can't accept it if it's one less."

Lilith was silent for a moment and said, "No problem, I'll give you the cash in the evening."

I have already given a deposit of one million, so raising the price is not a matter of integrity, and I can't help but feel murderous intent in my heart.

There are so many killers in the world, it doesn’t necessarily have to be Deadpool.

The worst case scenario is to issue a reward to the High Table in New York, which claims to be able to mobilize 90% of the world's killers.

It's just that Lilith didn't like being played with, so she decided to punish her.

Unexpectedly, Unita successfully locked the opponent's position through the signal source.