American comics: This guy is crazy

After one night, Allen and many snake magicians conducted in-depth analysis and successfully developed a series of poison magic.

The snake girls who participated in the joint analysis were now in a state of depression, and their eyes were full of fear when they saw Allen.

I was originally filled with joy, but the reality turned out to be completely different, as if I had fallen into the hands of the devil.

Fortunately, when Allen ran away, he brought a lot of life potions with him to help them recover as before.

Otherwise, the magic snake clan's mages would probably have to lie down for three to five months to recuperate.

"Cough...tui..."

In full view of the Demon Snake clan, Allen demonstrated poison magic on the spot.

A mouthful of saliva was spit on the rock, white smoke rising.

The strong corrosiveness really surprised the snake girl.

The innate spells of the Demonic Snake Clan are, first, basic mental illusions, and secondly, the core poison magic, which is based on the venom accumulated in a snake's hair.

Generally speaking, the snake's fangs pierce the target's skin to inject venom, or a few snakes evolve to spit venom.

Allen obviously didn't have the salivary glands to secrete venom, but he was able to convert his own saliva into a highly toxic substance, which shocked them.

"I named this move Poison Dragon Breath."

Allen said seriously: "The two syllables cough and tui are spells. When the poison elements are gathered, the saliva spit out is mixed into venom. Considering the distance, it can be used for a sneak attack at close range."

So that's it. The snake girls nodded in understanding.

This spell seems very unhygienic, but in fact it is very practical and can be used to make surprise attacks.

Once the output is close to the face, one move can make the opponent lose the ability to fight back.

"Of course, this is the trump card for a desperate counterattack."

Allen stood with his hands behind his back and spoke loudly: "We can't rule out the enemy blocking our mouths, so we just use the second trump card, the smoke of intoxication."

Drunken smoke?

Hearing the name sound a bit elegant, everyone in the audience couldn't help but widen their eyes, expecting Allen to have another trick up his sleeve.

All he saw was Allen pinching his nose.

Puff puff……

The next moment, a series of farts burst out of pink gas, covering the surrounding area to form a smoke array.

this…

Messy in the wind.

Your Majesty really doesn’t miss any part and develops himself to the extreme.

Allen pinched his nose and rushed out of the pink smoke, taking a big breath of fresh air, and said with lingering fear: "I almost fainted."

Suddenly, the scalps of the Demonic Snake clan were numb. This spell can hurt others and themselves. It is really novel.

"Don't worry, everyone, I will make some modifications and try to optimize my own immunity."

At the same time, Allen did not forget to say proudly: "Friendly reminder, eating food with strong flavors of onion and garlic can increase the power of the intoxicating smoke."

Next, demonstrate the many poison spells.

Toxin rays.

Poisonous Shadow Arrow.

Viper Phantom.

…

Various problems can exist.

For example, the poison ray has to make strange gestures and then shout out to destroy you on behalf of the moon.

The poisonous shadow arrow tracks the enemy's shadow, so it is useless on cloudy days or at night.

The Viper Phantom is even weirder. There may be a possibility of rebellion. Although the probability is very small, I can't guarantee that I will take a bite of it.

However, the Demonic Snake clan followed Allen's arrangement and the entire clan began to practice poison magic.

The days passed day by day.

Allen couldn't help but teach the Demonic Snakes Chinese characters and write a poison magic book, leaving them to study the rest on their own.

He was not idle, he kept tossing Erha, devouring different monsters and helping him grow.

On this day, Cuiliu, the chief guard of the Demonic Snake, came to report.

"Your Majesty, there is a group of witches escaping from the north of the territory."

Allen became energetic after hearing this, and ordered without hesitation: "Gather the tribesmen and capture the witch."

"No, the witch is being hunted. Should we avoid its edge?" Cuiliu said cautiously.

"Afraid of Jill."

Allen put on his straw hat and said energetically: "This Cobra King is very cruel."

"..."

And in the forest.

"We ran out of time, so we divided into two teams. One team escorted my mother to escape, and the other team was led by me to delay the pursuers."

Agatha made command arrangements with the magic weapon bow in her hand.

The leader of the witch coven, Evanora, looked like she was dying. Her mana had been exhausted and she had fallen into a coma.

Many witches agreed with Agatha's arrangement. Although they knew that Evanora would definitely blame everyone when she woke up, as long as they survived, they could grow into a crown mage and gain the power of revenge.

Suddenly, several crows chased after him and returned to their human form in the air.

Black witches wearing black robes and looking old were blocking the opponent's retreat with sinister smiles.

"If Ivanora, one of the leaders of the White Witch, could be captured alive, many dark wizards would probably be willing to pay a lot of money to buy her."

"Agatha can't let it go either. The mother-daughter flower gimmick might bring a lot of benefits to a big shot."

"..."

The old witch's dirty words made Agatha extremely ashamed and angry.

Now, the entire continent of Europe is in turmoil.

In the past, rare monsters actually moved in groups and attacked towns where humans lived.

It turned out that the hidden fallen mage was openly targeting all forces.

There are even traitors hidden within many forces, and they collude with evil mages to destroy them.

For a time, an aura of oppression and fear seemed to linger in the world, causing human society to evolve into a state of chaos.

"Aren't you afraid of Kamal Taj's prosecution?"

Agatha moved out backstage, hoping to shock the other party.

Unfortunately, it obviously didn't work.

The black witch said contemptuously: "Who would take Kama Taj seriously if there is no Supreme Mage sitting in the command?"

The war that transcends the world and humans has spread quietly, so the fallen mages dare to take action unscrupulously, otherwise they would never dare to wade into troubled waters.

But now there is revenge and long-standing grievances to be settled.

As they spoke, more crows arrived and transformed into human forms to surround the witch group.

The situation is over. If nothing happens, Agatha has already guessed that she will die here.

She would never allow herself to be captured or humiliated. She followed the family's philosophy of honor and would rather die to preserve her reputation.

"Beep, beep, beep..."

The black witches all looked at the source of the strange sound.

His eyes were full of questions, and he couldn't help but imagine that there was an expert living in seclusion in the deserted forest.

Agatha was shocked.

This voice is all too familiar.

Once upon a time, Allen liked to make strange noises.

But the problem is, Allen came here to die, and he couldn't compete with a group of black witches, so he couldn't help but feel worried.

Not long after, a man wearing a weird straw hat rushed to the scene riding a two-and-a-half-meter-tall devil snake.

"You dare to invade the territory of this Cobra King. Please pluck out ten of your hairs to apologize. Otherwise, I will hit you with ovarian cysts, which will lead to endocrine disorders and breast hyperplasia." Allen waved the toilet plug and threatened coaxingly.

Who is this person?

Why can I hear the words but not understand the meaning?

"A handsome young man with a rare oriental face. I just need a male favorite."

Among them, a black witch looked at Allen with lustful eyes. The upper and lower teeth of her mouth were not even in a row. They were all yellow and black, and the wrinkles on her face could kill a fly.

"Lao Cai Bangzi, don't force me to blow your gold coins."

Allen squinted his eyes, not taking the other person seriously.

What's the use of having more, there are more demonic snakes.

At the same time, he noticed Agatha and the witches, and couldn't help but wink and wink.

The last time we met in Red Wine Barrel Town, the white witches really couldn't figure out why the young man Kamal Taj was frantically looking for was hiding in the forest, seemingly mixed up with the devil snake.

When I thought that my young master had been a mount for this person, I vaguely guessed that he needed a new mount.

Originally, Agatha felt a joy of reunion in her heart, but when she saw Allen riding the Demon Snake Queen, an inexplicable sense of loss arose spontaneously.

"What a funny guy. I hope you keep your mouth shut."

The black witch didn't take Allen's sudden arrival seriously.

A crazy young man and a bad monster can be solved with just a few magic spells.

There is a circle of black mist surrounding my hand, and I want to use black magic to capture it, and then start to deal with the witch group.

"I think back then, when Megatron and I fought for a whole day and a night, he covered his face with two pieces of oil pipes and cried. Do you think I was tough enough?"

As soon as Allen raised his hand, several portals opened, and billowing pink smoke poured out from inside.

In the main territory, many magic snake mages cast the smoke of intoxication together, controlling the direction of the smoke through fans woven from leaves.

"Ugh..., it smells so bad!"

Plop…

As soon as she smelled the smoke, the black witch felt her stomach churn, and before she could vomit, she rolled her eyes and fell unconscious.

Of course, the coven suffered together.

The smoke of intoxication is a spell that does not distinguish between friend and foe.

"I will use some small tricks to deceive the opponent's wariness with sweet words, and then make a surprise attack to win the first battle."

Allen rolled over and landed on the ground, closed the original portal, and opened another to summon the escort team.

"Your Majesty, are you going to kill them all?" Cuiliu said with a gloomy expression.

The emergence of the witch group made the Demon Snake clan feel a sense of crisis, fearing that the king would be obsessed with women and no longer pay attention to them.

"I know some of the younger witches."

Allen looked shy and explained: "They confessed their love to me collectively, but I rejected them righteously. From then on, they converted to magic and ignored worldly feelings. They always stayed with magic and never married. It is really an infatuation that can be sung and cried."

When talking about having fun, Allen raised the eyebrows on his forehead and sighed: "It is because there are too many women in the world who care about my appearance, so I live in seclusion to give men all over the world a way to survive, otherwise I will not marry." , the sin that led to the extinction of all mankind is too heavy.”

"Ask what love is in this world, and it will teach you how to understand."

"..."

So much was said, but only one sentence was understood.

The young and beautiful ones will not be killed, but the rest are free.

Of course, Allen refused to let go of experience. He took away the unconscious black witch with spells. Then, the devil snake guards came forward to search.

Magic materials, magical materials, and simple magic weapons are all brought back to the territory.

In the end, a burst of corrosive venom destroyed the body and wiped out all traces.

…

In the cave, the white witches lined up in a neat row.

At this moment, Allen narrowed his eyes into a straight line, grinned and said with a mean look: "I have seen this plot before. It is about a campus time stopper. The male protagonist yells at female teachers and female classmates wantonly. It is quite a Ness educational film. .”

Because Cyrus couldn't help but roll his eyes.

He kept talking but never took any actual actions.

The Demonic Snake Clan has been waiting eagerly all day long, all looking forward to seeing the truth revealed.

"Your Majesty, how long will they sleep?" Insilius asked casually.

"I do not know."

Allen said with a sincere face: "I didn't let Pi Beng faint."

"..."

Indeed, the Smoke of Sleep was created but never used in actual combat.

After waiting for a quarter of an hour, a witch finally woke up leisurely, but her eyes were blurred. It seemed that the pink fart was very effective.

After a while, everyone except Evarola woke up.

"you're awake."

Allen walked up to Agatha and asked, "You guys owe loan sharks, so you run away in such a mess."

"The world is in chaos, and the two camps of good and evil are at war."

Agatha sighed: "Not only the magical world is in turmoil, but the mortal realm is also involved. The black witches who were once suppressed by the witch group are now united to encircle and suppress the white witch."

"Luckily I'm hiding."

Allen patted his chest happily and said, "It is indeed a wise choice to stay in the forest and become the Cobra King."

"You still have the nerve to say that." Agatha said angrily: "Since you disappeared, all the magicians of Kama Taj collectively went out to look for you. If the turmoil hadn't happened and the search had not been suspended, the entire continent of Europa might have been lost. Overturned."

"Forehead…"

Allen said coquettishly: "I didn't put laxatives in Kama Taj's food. Those old guys have to chase after me."

The only time that caused the entire organization to disperse, Allen remembered only the League of Assassins.

Of course, he didn't mean it, he just mixed the crotons with chickpeas to make soup.

Agatha explained: "You are the future Supreme Mage, so they can take their time."

"Are you talking nonsense? The supreme mage is Yao Mei. How can I snatch someone else's title? At most, I covet the QQ green diamond and become a distinguished QQ music member."

Everything Allen said was true. He really didn't care about the Supreme Mage's identity. Otherwise, how could he possibly think about training Erha to become a Supreme Mage Dog.

If given the chance, Allen might take the Time Stone away after weighing the pros and cons.

"Speaking of Yao Mei, I met her once before. She was sent to London to guard the sanctuary. She is already a genuine official mage. I didn't expect that she could improve so quickly with her mediocre talent."

On the contrary, Agatha was barely able to become a formal mage and was completely unqualified for magic talent.

"Isn't that disgusting? These British aristocrats never take a shower in their entire lives. Everyone uses a mobile toilet. The monster shakes his head and keeps away from them. If he comes too close, he will vomit bile." Allen said with a look of disgust.

Agatha agreed.

On the continent of Europa, the British aristocracy is the most abstract. It is clear that skin diseases caused by not bathing are blamed on witches for curses, and innocent young girls are hunted down and killed indiscriminately in the streets.

The plague caused by poor hygiene was also blamed on witches.

The problem is that none of the dirty black witches want to stay in England, so who would look for an Englishman who looks like a human being rather than a monster?

Agatha complained: "If the location of England happened to be on the coordinates of the Guardian Triangle, the magicians of Kama Taj would not be willing to patronize that place at all. They are ignorant and feudal. Anyone who wears clean clothes will be regarded as a witch and has to force himself to become a witch." Looks filthy and disgusting.”