American comics: This guy is crazy

"Your Majesty, we picked up a hellhound while we were hunting. Should we stew it into soup or make it into a barbecue?"

The devil snake guard was carrying a listless Erha, a dog that had been drained of its magic power.

Allen was squirming on the ground with his butt stuck out. When he looked up and saw the missing demon pet, he immediately stopped him and said, "You can't eat it, it's my summoned monster."

The devil snake guard untied Erha with a little disappointment, it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

I originally thought about eating a meal of dog meat to replenish my body, but I heard that the meat of Cerberus is very delicious and nutritious for monsters.

It is normal for monsters to devour each other.

Mostly by eating each other, thereby digesting the magic in their stomachs.

Therefore, the loss of magic power during the entire process is extremely serious, making it impossible to promote evolutionary transformation.

Of course, except for the magic pet of the mage, a method similar to Allen's can make it counterproductive.

Erha needs to rest, and if he is so angry, it is impossible to intercept the magic power for the second time, otherwise he will really become a watchdog in hell.

For the sake of happiness, the demon snake clan resolutely elected him as the snake king.

Moreover, Allen is taking his position as Snake King seriously.

First, set an example by setting an example.

Mimicking the devil snake's daily walk, Allen squirmed like a maggot.

"Can't you walk on two legs?"

Because Cyrus looked helplessly at Allen's efforts to practice snake-like movements, which was really a bit unsightly.

If such a person becomes a Snake King, he will probably be ridiculed by his peers when he goes out.

"I am the future of the Demonic Snake Tribe, and I must set an example for my fellow tribesmen."

Allen asked seriously: "Is my crown ready?"

"it is done."

Insilius took out a sun hat woven from spear grass.

However, the left and right ears are shaped like fans.

"Isn't he handsome?"

Allen shook his sun hat and explained triumphantly: "I designed it in the shape of a king cobra. It perfectly suits my status as a king."

"..."

As you please.

If you want to be a cauliflower snake, no one can stop you.

Haha!

Allen exerted all his strength, jumped onto Incyleus's back, pulled out the toilet plug, and announced: "I have decided that from today on, the queen will be my second mount."

"Who is the first mount?"

Because Xilius realized that this was not the key to the problem, he resisted verbally: "I am the queen. You promised me, why did you let me be your mount again?"

"The Queen's mount, just thinking about it makes you excited."

Allen muttered to himself, "That's a happy decision."

Who is happy?

are you crazy!

Because Cyrus wanted to resist, but the sharp eyes of the guards prevented him from making a struggle.

His own power has been completely eliminated.

The tribesmen rebelled collectively, and they couldn't express their sorrow in their hearts.

In fact, many of the demon snake guards looked expectantly, as if they wanted to take their place as mounts.

It seems that he has been hungry for too long, and he is willing to comply with such a humble and excessive request.

Not struggling physically does not mean mentally agreeing. The snake hair of the demon snake clan reflects the true reflection of the heart.

Because of Cyrus's snake-haired teeth and claws, he wanted to attack Allen.

How could Allen, who is a bold artist and a master of arts, be frightened by a mere venomous snake and grab a venomous snake and remove its fangs.

"Hey..., what are you doing?"

Cyrus grinned in pain and watched Allen's hands keep pulling out the fangs.

"You can have some fun meeting my beauty consultant, Mr. Tony."

Allen not only had to pull out the fangs, but even pulled three venomous snakes into braids.

Less than an hour.

Allen was riding on Insilius's neck. Her height of two and a half meters was more than enough to support his small body.

It was just that Cyrus was ashamed and felt that he had lost all face.

It is a pity that the Demonic Snake Clan now only recognizes Ellen and does not recognize her as their leader.

Dinner time.

The Demonic Snake clan gathered around to see what the new king said.

"If you have something to say, just say it. If you have something to say, hurry up. I have everything to do every day and I will never allow overtime work."

After saying that, Allen took a bite of the unknown animal leg and his mouth was filled with oil.

"Your Majesty, sisters, do you want to know when the next blessing will be?" A snake girl asked bravely.

Allen glanced at Erha who was chewing on the bones, and said righteously: "Once a month, too many times is not good for the kidneys. If there are major holidays, I will reward you more."

After receiving the response, the Demonic Snake clansmen were greatly disappointed.

I couldn't help but imagine how great it would be to be able to have sex ten or eight times every night.

Allen had no objection, but the second problem was too much for him to bear. It would be difficult for a dog to act as a magic battery, okay?

Gu…

A long cry echoed in the night sky.

In an instant, the faces of the Demonic Snake clan changed drastically as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

"Attention, it's the Demon Lord clan, the protector...the king!"

As the guards raised their voices on alert, the ordinary tribesmen quickly hid in the caves, while the devil snake mage and the devil snake guards were waiting in formation and looked at the sky.

"What is the Demon Lord Clan?"

Allen gnawed at the food blankly and looked at Insilius with a questioning look.

"The natural enemy of the Demonic Snake Clan is a flying humanoid monster. It is naturally immune to toxins, and its sharp claws can easily tear apart our skin."

Insilius even wondered: "Why did they come to the world together?"

The habitat of the Demonic Snake Clan is far away from the Demonic Owl Clan.

At that time, the dimensional light curtain disappeared with my own eyes and should not have been transmitted together.

Regarding the terror of the Demon Owl Clan, the Demon Snake Clan has already engraved the mark of fear in their hearts.

Originally, the number of tribesmen numbered over tens of thousands, but now it has dropped sharply to more than 3,000. Over time, the mentality of being invincible has gradually formed.

Among monsters, it is the law of the jungle to eat the strong.

In the multidimensional realm, genocide is happening every day.

Allen discarded the leg meat casually, rode on Incilius's neck, and said matter-of-factly: "Just catch a demon lord and ask."

"I can't fly, how can I catch them?"

Usually, the Demon Snake clan can only find caves to avoid being captured by the Demon Lord, or they can escape into the water and wait for the opponent to give up.

Moreover, the maximum growth limit of this race is not as high as that of Cerberus.

The only things worthy of attention are intelligence and human-like appearance.

But in an environment full of crises, it is completely impossible to develop civilization and technology.

It would be a great blessing to be able to attract the attention of a powerful race of humanoid monsters and take them as their attendants.

Obviously, the Demonic Snake Clan cannot enter into the eyes of the high-level monster race.

"I'll take you flying."

As soon as he finished speaking, because Xi Liusi didn't figure out how to fly, he suddenly felt a severe suffocating pulling sensation on his neck.

Looking up, he suddenly discovered that Allen had put on a green glowing battle suit, and two strange cylindrical objects on his back were emitting dark green flames.

Allen didn't have time to learn the flying spell, so he naturally used the Lantern Ring.

However, there are no traces of wearing rings on the hands, which may be hidden on a protruding part of the body.

"Ahem..., strangle me to death."

Allen's legs were wrapped around Insilius's neck, locking him so tightly that he couldn't breathe, and his whole face turned red from holding back.

"Does my love make you feel suffocated?"

Allen immediately changed his position and hooked his legs under his armpits.

"I can't help, why do you have to take me with you?"

Insilius looked annoyed.

On the ground, she could still fight against the demon lord, but she was totally powerless in an aerial battle.

Allen waved the toilet plug and said with dignity: "A knight will never abandon his mount."

"..."

Because Xileus secretly complained that if she could predict the future and know the current results, she would rather stay in the Emerald Realm.

Now, from a queen, she suddenly became the mount of a madman.

At this moment, more and more demon lords are gathering in the sky.

They must have discovered the location of the food, so they immediately gathered the tribesmen and came to hunt it.

"They're coming towards us."

Because of this, Cyrus was doubly anxious.

In the air, Allen's body was covered with green light, which was so eye-catching that the demon lord took the lead in targeting them.

"do not be afraid!"

After that, Allen materialized a rocket launcher, closed his left eye, and locked the enemy with his right eye through the crosshair.

call out…

A rocket dragged a long tail flame and was launched towards the group of demon lords.

Bang!

A ball of flame instantly swallowed dozens of demon lords.

[Kill the demon lord, experience value +150]

[Kill the demon lord, experience value +150]

[Kill the demon lord, experience value +150]

…

The long-lost system experience reminded Alan with a fanatical expression on his face.

"Oh yeah... I can gain experience happily again."

Stay in this timeline for at least half a year.

Allen has been stuck as a tenth-level mage, and he would have returned to Arkham Asylum in the previous timeline.

"What weapon did you use?" Insilius asked in shock.

Judging from the power, it is no less than an intermediate spell.

"It's just an anti-machine RBQ, I have someone more ferocious."

At this time, Allen placed the toilet plug in front of Inciles and said, "There is something in my hand that affects my performance."

Insilius subconsciously opened his mouth and bit the toilet seat handle.

Allen bent down, the two of them looked at each other, and asked calmly: "You can't hold it with your hands."

"..."

Because Xilius's face turned red, he just suddenly obeyed the other person's thinking rhythm and didn't realize that he had entered a state of mental subduction.

Re-materialize a Gatling.

Instead of rushing to attack first, Allen wanted to wait for the demon lord to get closer.

From the results of one rocket, it is not difficult to see that thermal weapons have a significant effect on ordinary monsters.

Fortunately, the dimensional invasion occurred five hundred years ago, otherwise in the 21st century, it might become research material for major forces.

In particular, humanoid monsters will be a rare resource.

Allen must have instigated Bruce to establish many sweatshops, and then let the comedy team join the service theme of otherworldly custom girls.

The world is purgatory.

It is necessary to make monsters in the multi-dimensional realm have their livers and gallbladders split apart as soon as they hear the word "human world", and become incontinent and insane.

Groups of demon lords were getting closer and closer, and Allen finally saw their appearance clearly.

His arms are like bat wings, and there are a pair of eagle claws below his calves. There is not a single hair on his body, and his skin is wrinkled like bitter bark. A simple word "ugly" can sum up the whole picture.

Suddenly, Gatling's firepower poured out.

Originally, Allen was thinking about whether to take him under his command, but now it seems that it affects his appetite a little, so it would be more practical to eliminate him directly.

The green bullet formed a straight line, like a scalpel cutting through the night.

Wherever the tongues of fire touched, the demon lord whined and fell.

"The king is mighty."

"The king is simply too handsome. Not only is he powerful, but he is also powerful..."

"Thank God for the new king. I feel like I can't live without him for a day."

"..."

On the ground, the Demonic Snakes watched Allen slaughter their natural enemies, feeling an indescribable sense of pleasure in their hearts.

"Sisters, hunt down the fallen demon lord. He has no ability to fly and is no match for us."

The Demonic Snake Master and the Demonic Snake Guard immediately organized themselves and pursued them into the forest.

The Demon Lord's hunting method is to quickly approach the target by swooping, then grab it with its sharp claws, and then throw it to a high altitude to fall to death. Therefore, the Demon Snake clan often only has the option of escaping.

The demon owl has no flying ability and cannot walk on the ground at all. The eagle claws jump and jump when walking, which is not only laborious, but also cannot walk fast.

[Kill the demon lord, experience value +150]

[Experience satisfied, mage level lv30]

[Comprehension Skill: Omniscient Spiritual Awareness]

[Omniscient Spiritual Awareness: The confusion is completely lifted. Vision and hearing can observe things beyond physical cognition. 】

"How come it's dawn?"

Suddenly, Allen unexpectedly discovered that the sky and the earth were filled with light streams of various colors, and looked at the forest covered with a layer of faint green light.

Check the career panel to see the extra skills.

Suddenly it dawned on me what was going on.

Spiritual perception is the standard for innate awakening of magical talent. You can see magical elements in the world, and at the same time, you can also see supernatural existence.

According to Eastern folklore, this guy has seen ghosts with his eyes open.

"That's the Demon King, we can't let him go."

Insilius held up the toilet plug and pointed at the only strong monster among the crowd of demon lords.

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Allen raised his eyebrows and clamped his legs.

Because of Cyrus's majestic mind, waves hit the waves left and right.

"It's raining?"

The slightly warm saliva dripped in the middle of the horizon, making Insilius look at the star-studded night sky in confusion.

"Hiss Liu..."

Allen wiped the corners of his mouth and chased after the fleeing demon lords: "Experience monsters, don't even think of escaping from the palm of my king."

In the night sky, a very strange scene appeared.

A group of ugly and terrifying demon lords were running for their lives in front, while behind them a snake girl about five or six meters long was chasing after a green figure on her back.

Normally, the devil snake's tail plays a balancing role. It seems to be only two meters tall. When measured straight out, it is four to six meters long.

The chase continues to the cliff location.

More demon lords emerged. Judging from their size, they should be the old, weak, women and children of the tribe.

"please stop."

The Demon Lord King was panicked when he found out that only one out of ten was left alive during the hunt. The remaining clan members were not enough to protect them.

"Don't even think about it."

Because Xileus was the first to speak angrily: "My clan begged you for mercy before, why can't we be merciful?"

The Demon Lord King naturally knew the Demon Snake Queen, and couldn't help but quibble in embarrassment: "That is natural selection and cannot be confused."

"The new king of my clan wants to kill you because of natural selection." Insilius laughed angrily.

The Demon Lords are both humanoid monsters and possess good intelligence, so there is no absurd theory of natural selection.

The Demon King noticed that Allen was a human being, and already guessed that he wanted to conquer the Demon Snake clan, so he put forward a condition: "I can use a secret in exchange for the lives of the entire clan, and promise to return to the Emerald Realm, and never set foot in the human world again."

"Secrets, I like secrets best."

Suddenly, Allen became interested, but said sadly: "If you can't satisfy me, Jie Jie Jie..."