All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

On the court, after the warm-up, "Birdman" Chris Anderson from the Nuggets took the lead.

As a former CBA star, Chinese fans are no stranger to Anderson.

In the 1999/00 season, Anderson took advantage of a training camp opportunity to successfully win the favor of Jiangsu Nangang Team, and thus began his "diaosi counterattack".

At the beginning of his career, Anderson, who was very poor in basic skills, even couldn't even hit the ball in the CBA.

Fortunately, the coaches of the Jiangsu team did not give up on him.

As a result, through the skills and mentality honed in the CBA, Anderson quickly entered the field of vision of Nuggets scouts after returning to the United States.

After that, he started his 15-year NBA career.

In the future, there will be many examples of "Birdman" who accepted the baptism of socialism and then returned to capitalism to kill everyone.

For example, Hassan Whiteside, the "big white edge" who once played for the NBL Jiangsu Tongxi team.

For example, Michael Beasley was once described by Tracy McGrady as "he has all the talent in the world but doesn't know how to use it."

It's a pity that in this life, when Anderson landed in the CBA, Hu Weidong happened to be playing in the NBA...

So in Su Feng's memory, the protagonist of the story about Anderson being blindfolded and three-pointed by Hu Weidong was so frightened that he peed, changed from Lao Hu to Liu Yudong.

According to what Anderson revealed to Su Feng before the game tonight, it was a CBA game between Jiangsu team and Bayi team.

Because I heard that this team has been dominating the Chinese basketball scene in the past few years, Anderson, who has always been aggressive and aggressive, came to the half court of the Bayi team with a translator and asked: "Who is the best here?"

After hearing this, Liu Yudong smiled at Anderson, half a meter away from the three-point line, and with his eyes closed, he scored three consecutive three-pointers.

Anderson: "..."

this......

Is this the legendary socialist cannon?

Anderson, who has various connections with the CBA, remains silent for the time being.

On the court, after Anderson ended his performance with a turning back dunk and scored 40 points, it was the defending champion Jason Richardson's turn to play.

If it were in previous games, Richardson, as the defending champion, would definitely be scheduled for the finale.

But because the last two players participating in the dunk contest final tonight are more famous than the other...

So Richardson didn't have any objections to being arranged to play at No. 2.

In Su Feng's previous life, he was a famous top dunker in the NBA during this period. Many people said that if it weren't for Carter's amazing performance in 2000, then Richardson would be remembered by more people.

However, Su Feng did not agree with this view.

Because in Su Feng's eyes, how could Richardson be forgotten by people because of Carter...

He was simply forgotten by people because he was too impatient in his dunk creativity.

It is true that Richardson has left many wonderful performances in the dunk contest.

But given his physical fitness, he can definitely do better.

Well, this is not...

As soon as he came on the court, Richardson took off from behind the backboard and completed a "lackluster" straight-up dunk.

At the judges' table, Pippen, Drexler and others who served as judges this year only gave Richardson 9 points for this dunk.

"Since he can jump so high, why doesn't he add a big windmill to dunk the ball in?" Kobe asked in the audience on the sidelines looking at McGrady with a puzzled face.

After hearing this, McGrady looked at Kobe with an expression of "If you ask me, who should I ask?"

"You have the nerve to complain about Jason? Think about the creativity you had when you won the championship!

Even if I dunk with my feet, I can dunk better than you! "Besides, Carter said to Kobe with a look of disdain.

Kobe: "..."

In fact, in this life, with Su Feng's help, Kobe's championship victory was already quite impressive.

but......

If you look at Carter's standards for dunks, it does seem to be a bit off.

And the Staples Center...

After two "lackluster" appetizers, the atmosphere in the venue that had been doused with cold water finally began to light up with the appearance of LeBron James.

At this time, in the stands, Stern was also nervously rubbing his hands back and forth.

On the court, when preparing to play, James specially invited a guest.

And when fans take a closer look...

Oh, what a guy!

Isn't this the little guy who often had bullfights with Su Feng and Carter before games?

The son of former Hornets and Raptors star Dell Curry.

Stephen Curry.

On TNT TV, Barkley said: "I'm very curious about what kind of dunk LeBron will challenge Sue."

On the side, Smith said: "Believe me, even if Superman comes, he cannot be Su's opponent."

As a result, Smith had just finished speaking one second before the introduction...

The next second, on the court, James began to take off his clothes.

"Dude! You should definitely buy a lottery ticket! You win the first prize tonight!"

After seeing clearly the outfit under James' jersey, Barkley immediately had an orgasm.

Before the game, during the warm-up, James had shown himself various "Tomahawk" ideas...

So in order to prevent this dunk contest from completely turning into his own one-man show, Su Feng had no choice but to take out a book called "Slam Dunk Creativity" and teach little Zhan Zhan step by step on the spot.

There is something to say...

NBA stars of this era can't even compare to Jordan's toes in terms of dunk creativity.

no......

LeBron…

You don’t think you can fight me with four exploding battle axes, do you?

Hong Kong Zhen, don’t say it’s you...

In Su Feng's view, with James's four equally "lackluster" dunks, he might not even be able to pass Richardson's test.

Therefore, while looking at James and helping him improve his tomahawk dunk, Su Feng said: "Do you like Superman?

Otherwise, why don't you cosplay Superman tonight? I feel like your tomahawk dunk really goes well with Superman. "

And upon hearing this, even though when I think about it, I feel that that scene would be very awkward and out of place...

But as a person who often danced at the ESPN awards ceremony early in his career, under Su Feng's temptation, at this moment, how could James be able to bear the burden of his idol?

Stop pretending, little Zhanzhan, show your true face!

As the saying goes, if you don't succeed, you will waste your youth.

Staples Center, tonight LeBron James finally lives like a 19-year-old boy!

In the center of the field, after revealing the Superman costume he had bought temporarily, James instantly set off the audience!

As for CCTV, after seeing this, Director Zhang also smiled and said: "Hey, good guy, does this mean tonight that Su Feng has to defeat the American Superman to win the championship again?"

On the side, Yu Jia, who was explaining with Director Zhang, laughed and said: "Even the American Superman has to admit defeat in front of China's Daluo Jinxian!"

But this time, Su Feng didn't hear Zhang and Yu's explanations.

Otherwise, he will definitely sigh...

It turns out that letting James put on a Superman costume and dunk would have such benefits?

Kill the American Basketball God first, and then the American Basketball Superman?

Wonderful, Yuanfang!

On the court, amid the roar of the fans, little James put on a Superman cape with the help of Curry, and then completed a wonderful alley-oop tomahawk dunk with Curry!

In terms of height and power, James' tomahawk dunk was impeccable.

Although it is still "lackluster" in terms of creativity, after putting on that Superman jersey, Staples' atmosphere has been completely aroused.

It's a pity that on the judges' bench, the two famous Honey Pippen and Drexler only gave James's dunk 9 points.

"I have to admit, LeBron was so cool tonight.

But guys, you know, in a dunk contest with Sue in it, I have to judge it by Sue's standards. "Facing the interview with the live host, Pippen said this.

"My reasons are the same as Scotty. So for this dunk, in my heart, I can only give LeBron 9 points." On the side, Drexler echoed.

However, after scoring 48 points in the first dunk, as long as James does not make a mistake in the second dunk, it will be difficult for Richardson to surpass him.

Therefore, Stern was relieved in the stands.

"I don't know who gave LeBron the idea. In this way, even if he loses tonight, he will become the focus of heated discussions after the game." In his heart, Stern sighed silently.

And the scene...

Without any warning.

The fans who had been dozing off and chatting with their friends suddenly seemed to have changed.

In this young year, have you ever seen the scene of "the sky falling apart and the earth falling apart"?

Staples, along with the hot man's appearance, on February 21, 2004, all the fans here felt firsthand what "the earth shook."

A hurricane that started in Florida arrived in Toronto in an instant!

An earthquake centered in Los Angeles instantly felt a strong tremor in New York, thousands of kilometers away!

It's Su Feng's turn to appear!

On the sidelines, Iverson, who had been sleeping on Yao Ming's shoulders before, had already rushed to the baseline with a camera.

Garnett, who was originally discussing with Duncan whether to hit the board or empty the net for a high jump shot, also took Duncan with him and squatted behind the basket where Su Feng was about to dunk.

Looking around, Kenny Smith looked like a big star attending a concert, shouting to the fans: "Get ready, Earthlings!

Let us welcome ‘visitors from outside the world’ together! "

call--!

On the court, after taking a deep breath, Su Feng smiled and grabbed the ball with one hand, while looking at Brady and said: "Tom, are you willing to do me a favor?"

After hearing this, after touching his large chest muscles with his hands, Brady smiled and said: "That would be my honor, His Majesty the King."

Under the basket, after following Su Feng's instructions and standing up with the ball, Brady felt that he was so lucky.

Because with this kind of close-range OB, where is the experience that ordinary people can get?

And about a few seconds later...

Brady found that he still thought too much.

because......

Even he who was closest to Su Feng when he dunked couldn't see clearly what Su Feng had done at that moment!

Sprint!

Take to the air!

Catch the ball with your left hand!

Change hands under the buttocks!

Hold the moon in your right arm!

The forearms are frameless!

Staples, if you want to ask the fans at this moment what is the most intuitive feeling...

Then they will definitely tell you:

Is this something that carbon-based organisms can do?

On the judges' bench, without exception, tonight's five judges didn't even wait for the slow play to start before they already held up the 10-point sign.

And with the slow-motion playback of the scene...

After re-appreciating Su Feng's performance frame by frame, TNT TV station, Barkley said with emotion: "This competition is over!"

On the sidelines, looking at Su Feng who was being punched in the chest by Iverson, McGrady shook his head repeatedly and said: "So I said it a long time ago...

No matter what you want to do, never choose to challenge Sue and Vince in the field of dunking. "

"No, I don't think so, Trish."

On the side, Kobe patted McGrady on the shoulder and said, "Be confident and get rid of Vince."

Carter: "..."

At Staples Center, after Su Feng's dunk, the fans at the scene felt that they had paid for their tickets.

In the second round, Chris Anderson, who knew that he had been treated as a clown tonight, quickly ended his performance tonight with a smash and dunk.

Immediately afterwards, Richardson, who was not interested in playing, did not perform the slam dunk that Su Feng remembered. He was originally going to get 50 points.

Because in Richardson's opinion, all the carefully planned moves he made before the game seemed so feeble in front of Su Feng's first dunk.

Fortunately, as long as I am not embarrassed, Xiao Zhanzhan, who is embarrassed by others, has completely let himself go tonight.

For the second dunk, he continued to increase the difficulty of his tomahawk dunk.

This time, Curry threw him a long alley-oop in the audience.

After getting the ball in the air, James took off one step from the free throw line and violently dunked the ball into the basket.

With a total of 97 points from the two dunks, James has already confirmed a spot in the finals.

On the court, amidst the cheers of the audience, Su Feng once again invited Tom Brady.

In order to make up for Brady's regret of not seeing his dunk clearly just now, after asking Brady to lift the ball and stand under the basket, Su Feng assured him: "Believe me, Tom, this dunk will definitely be better than the one just now." That dunk is even more exciting!”

Hearing this, Brady also nodded straightforwardly.

result......

A few seconds later, he looked at Su Feng whizzing past his head...

Brady always felt like he was being fooled.

Because from this angle, how could he clearly see Su Feng's dunk action?

approach.

Take off.

Leap, catch the ball.

Change hands under the crotch, straight arms without frame!

The moment Su Feng landed, at this moment, the fans at Staples hated that they only had two knees!

Because there are two knees, where is enough to kneel?

At the judges' table, Pippen had already left his seat, went to the side and started squatting in the corner to draw circles.

When asked by the live host why he didn't stay at the judges' table, Pippen said: "In my opinion, if God divided basketball talent into ten parts, then Sue alone occupies nine parts."

Without any suspense, Su Feng's dunk also received a full score of 50 points.

At this time, at the scene, Iverson and others also said in interviews that the NBA should ban players like Su Feng from participating in the dunk contest in the future.

Otherwise, this game really won't last long.

"I can compete with Sue in any field, but dunking and cooking are the only two fields I won't challenge him in." Kobe said in an interview with reporters.

At the scene, after the preliminaries and before the start of the final, the focus of the fans has changed from who will win the championship between Su Feng and James to what kind of performance Su Feng will perform in the final.

It is worth mentioning that after James ended his first dunk performance in the finals with his third soaring tomahawk, an interesting scene also happened on the sidelines.

That is, Brady refused to be the "reliance" for Su Feng to lift the ball.

“No, no, I’m paying to see you perform!

But the first two times, I didn’t even know how you dunked it in...

So this time, you’d better find another Gaoming! "After giving Su Feng a "NO" gesture, Brady made up his mind. Even if Su Feng tried to fool him again tonight, he would never leave the audience.

And at this time...

After Su Feng shook his head regretfully, he had no choice but to invite his good friend Kobe Bryant and two hot-bodied Lakers cheerleading girls.

Brady: "..."

Gan!

no......

You want to invite a girl to join you, so why didn't you tell me earlier?

In the audience, looking at Kobe being sandwiched between two Lakers cheerleading girls, at this moment, who said LSP has no boundaries?

No problem, because the cheerleading girls were not tall enough, in order to highlight the excitement of this moment, Su Feng had to find a strong man to stand in the middle and lift the ball.

On the court, the fans at the scene and in front of the TV were very curious about why Su Feng asked the two Lakers cheerleaders to line up with Kobe under the basket...

A few seconds later...

On the sidelines, touching little Curry's head, little Zhanzhan said with tears in his eyes: "Stephen... now you still firmly believe that Su defeated Vince in the dunk contest because of the judges' Isn’t the scoring fair enough?”

Curry: "..."

approach!

Take off!

Catch the ball!

leap!

Windmill hanging arm!

What is the aesthetics of violence?

On February 21, 2004, Su Feng used Bai Jordan's three creative ideas, coupled with his body that was more explosive than Bai Jordan's, to tell the world...

It turns out that dunking can still be played like this!

At the scene, when entering the final dunk of the final, Smith and Barkley had a dispute on TNT TV.

Because Xiao Zhanzhan only got 45 points for the second dunk in the final, so when his two dunk points in the final were added up and he only had 89 points, Su Feng only needed to deduct 40 points for the last dunk to win the championship.

"We all know that Sue and Vince have promised that they will give us another 'Fight of the Century' next year or the year after that.

So in my opinion, Sue should have saved his creativity for the Vince match.

His first three dunks tonight were exciting enough, and there was absolutely no need for him to waste his creativity while locking the championship in advance. "Smith analyzed rationally.

On the sidelines, listening to Smith's analysis, Barkley shook his head repeatedly.

"Impossible! As a perfectionist, Su will never hold back in any competition.

Even though we all know that the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest is just an entertainment event, he will definitely give his best! "

In the stands, Stern was already satisfied enough at this point in the dunk contest.

In the final, knowing that he was no match for Su Feng, James successfully used his unrestrained dance to give Su Feng sufficient warm-up before blowing up the arena.

And in this way, people will not discuss too much about the winner or loser of this slam dunk contest afterwards.

Because based on the relationship between James and Su Feng, people would naturally think that James was "deliberately" acting as a green leaf for Su Feng.

Therefore, in fact, Stern also hopes that if Su Feng really has more exciting dunks, it would be best for him to save them for the next time he competes with Carter.

However......

Just like Barkley said, no matter what game it is, Su Feng will definitely give his best.

and......

Maybe Aaron Gordon and Zach LaVine will run out of ideas one day...

But as for Bai Jordan's creativity...

Hong Kong Zhen, even if Su Feng participates in 10 consecutive slam dunk contests, he may not be able to recreate all the work that Bai Qiaodan has done.

As the saying goes, masters have been among the people since ancient times.

On the court, with the expectations of nearly 20,000 fans at Staples Center, Su Feng once again invited four hot-bodied Lakers cheerleading girls.

And at this time...

Brady was anxious at the time.

"Su, for this dunk, let me cooperate with you to bring your performance tonight to a successful conclusion!" Looking at Su Feng, Brady smiled.

After hearing this, Su Feng said to Brady helplessly: "Sorry, Tom, this dunk...because I have to glide a certain distance, so you are a bit tall."

Brady: "..."

Well......

To put it bluntly, it's not that Su Feng doesn't regard Brady as a brother.

But when practicing the fourth dunk of the final before the game, Su Feng discovered that if he were replaced by a player who was too tall, he would easily touch their body when falling.

And in this way, the enjoyment of this buckle will be greatly reduced.

After all, no matter how awesome a basketball player is, he still has to follow Newton's "Basic Law of Gravity."

On the court, after getting ready, Su Feng looked at the cheerleading girls standing under the basket with their backs to him. In order to take care of the LSPs around the world and himself, Su Feng deliberately stayed on the baseline for a few seconds longer.

Unfortunately......

Tonight's on-site cameraman turned out to be a solitary eater!

In front of the perspective benefit provided by Su Feng, this guy actually only cared about himself and enjoyed it.

And a few seconds later, along with the exclamations from the cheerleading girls under the basket...

Tonight, the Staples Center was completely blown away by Su Feng from the inside out!

Run from the baseline.

Take off when you are about to reach behind the first cheerleading girl.

Flying over the heads of the four cheerleading girls.

Catch the ball, glide.

There is no turning back to look at the moon.

Some only...

Scorpion tail wagging!

When landing, in conjunction with Bolt's signature move performed by Su Feng...

Tonight, the basketball world is destined to be sleepless!

On TNT TV, Charles Barkley exclaimed: "This is Sue! He will never let you down!

On this night, he used 4 great dunks to prove to us that as long as he is in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, UU Reading www.uukaｎｓｈ. ｎnet Then no matter how high the ticket sales are, you will not lose money! "

On the court, I saw Kobe and Iverson, one responsible for lifting the upper body and the other responsible for lifting the lower body.

Then, after NBA star players joined in one after another...

Su Feng was thrown up by this group of people.

At the judges' table, Pippen, Drexler and others immediately raised their 10-point signs.

Four deductions for full points.

On a night filled with "lackluster"...

Su Feng, who was "astonished to the heavens", sounded the air defense alarm throughout North America!

To quote a famous commentator on cross talk jokes many years in the future:

Su Feng this night was... quite explosive!

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