All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

On the evening of the 9th, after arriving in Auckland, Su Feng and his teammates were received by NBA staff and checked into a hotel officially provided by the league.

According to this year's All-Star Game schedule, on the morning of the 10th, Su Feng will participate in community activities with this year's players who were shortlisted for the Eastern and Western Star Teams and accept interviews from media from all over the world.

It is worth mentioning that when issuing itineraries to Su Feng and others, the alliance officials also kindly reminded everyone not to run around if nothing happened.

Because Oakland has always been one of the most dangerous places in the United States, with high crime rates.

Coupled with the extremely high attention paid to this year's All-Star Game in Oakland, in addition to local fans in California, a large number of tourists from foreign countries will flock to Oakland this coming weekend.

Therefore, for the safety of the stars, Stern believes that it is very important to arrange for staff to repeatedly remind these NBA stars who mostly only think about themselves.

There is one thing to say, although in the eyes of many people, Stern, who is in charge of the NBA, looks very glamorous...

But in fact, only God knows how difficult it is to control these NBA players whose average IQ is far lower than normal people.

In Su Feng's previous life, during the Stern era, many stars had been complaining that Stern controlled their speech, preventing them from enjoying freedom of speech like ordinary people.

However......

In this life, after playing in the NBA for four seasons, Su Feng just wants to give Stern a big thumbs up.

Because sometimes, Su Feng felt that chatting with certain people was really insulting his own intelligence.

For example, once, when the Raptors players were chatting with each other, can you believe that these people argued for two whole hours about whether Wales was in France or Germany?

Hong Kong, who knows how devastated Su Feng and Nash were when they passed by...

And in addition to common sense in geography, many NBA players also have very poor self-care abilities.

You know, in the NBA, many agents are not only responsible for negotiating contracts with players...

They are even responsible for taking care of the daily lives of these players.

Many agents will express their helplessness towards these NBA players when they retire in the future, because these giants on the basketball court are just like giant babies in life.

Therefore, it is not surprising that many NBA stars have made jokes on and off the court.

After all, you can simply understand the NBA as the "education league."

The funniest thing about Su Feng's previous life was that when he was reading Dian basketball articles, he often saw readers complaining about NBA stars being demented.

But actually...

You may not believe it...

In reality, the IQ of the vast majority of NBA players is really not worthy of the description in the Qidian basketball article.

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On the 10th, after a good night's rest, Su Feng was pulled out of bed early in the morning by someone he hadn't seen for a long time.

"Still sleeping? Your girlfriend has been waiting for you downstairs in the hotel for two full hours!" After giving Su Feng a hard kick, a satisfied Kobe smiled at Su Feng.

Su Feng: "..."

girlfriend?

After gradually waking up, Su Feng looked at Kobe who suddenly appeared in his room. For a moment, Su Feng was almost scared to death by Kobe.

Fortunately, Su Feng quickly realized that the girlfriend Kobe was talking about was Britney.

According to her cooperation plan with Britney, Britney will naturally take advantage of the popularity of this All-Star Game.

However, Su Feng never expected that Britney would arrive in Auckland early on the 10th.

"It's up...

no! You fucking told me to get up, why are you so addicted to kicking me? "Su Feng, who was woken up by Kobe's violence, was so anxious that he even spoke his hometown dialect.

On the other hand, after becoming addicted to football, Kobe felt that it was indeed a big loss for AC Milan that he did not choose to play football.

Tsk!

It feels so good to kick Su Feng's feet!

"You arrived this morning too?" Su Feng looked at Kobe and asked while washing.

"Well, because Los Angeles is close to Oakland, after the game on the 9th, Shaq and I both chose to take a night's rest in Los Angeles.

Oh, by the way, have you read our news report on the game on the 9th?

You know, in that game, I scored 28 points and 12 assists! "I don't know if it was because he hadn't seen Su Feng for so long, so after meeting Su Feng again this time, Kobe felt a little excited.

After hearing this, while rinsing his mouth, Su Feng said to him in a gargle that only Kobe could understand: "I...um...gua...L. ....."

Kobe: "..."

Sure enough, a beautiful day would end as soon as Su Feng opened his mouth.

Listening to Su Feng's sarcasm towards him, to be fair, if it weren't for the fact that he was Su Feng, Kobe would definitely throw away his hands and leave immediately.

"Come on! If you work harder, you can surpass me." After washing, patting Kobe on the shoulder, Su Feng said to him with a smile.

Kobe: "..."

Just like that, Kobe, who was originally in a good mood, immediately became dejected.

However, just when Su Feng and Kobe were going downstairs...

Suddenly, Kobe looked like Jerry's Tom in "Tom and Jerry" who was preparing to plot against him.

In the hotel lobby, while Su Feng was not paying attention, Kobe extremely childishly lifted Su Feng's clothes from behind, just covering Su Feng's head...

Kangkang, this is the idol of the future 8.1 billion Komi.

Be reasonable...

In Su Feng's opinion, even Carter might not be able to do such a childish thing.

"Listen to me, you guys are so cute." Looking at Su Feng who "finally" got up in the hotel lobby, Britney covered her mouth and smiled.

After putting the clothes in order, Su Feng looked at Britney with curiosity and asked, "Why did you arrive so early? This is not like you at all."

Britney spread her hands helplessly, "Because after someone kissed me twice, he seemed to have completely forgotten his promise to me."

Su Feng: "..."

promise?

Touching his head and looking down at Britney, Su Feng felt as if he had promised Britney something before.

Fortunately, just when the situation was about to get awkward, Kobe stepped forward to save Su Feng.

“Hey, I said, we gotta go to a community event.

If you and your girlfriend want to talk, wait until tonight. "After using his elbow to poke Su Feng's waist, Kobe said with a wicked smile.

Britney: "..."

Oh, damn!

night?

If I wait until night, why won’t I starve to death?

However, to Britney's despair, after receiving Kobe's kind reminder, Su Feng actually planned to try to get through.

So, how can Britney care about her idol persona?

She directly grabbed Su Feng's arm and said with a look of grievance: "Dear, do you know how I have spent the past month or so?"

I have to say that Britney, who is good at acting, is absolutely amazing in acting like a spoiled brat...

Because if people who don't know the truth see this scene, they will definitely think that Su Feng has done something bad to apologize to Britney outside.

And coincidentally, because this is the time when the stars are gathering to go to the community...

Looking at the looks from around him, Su Feng always felt that he had already locked in tomorrow's headlines in advance.

Hong Kong, that is, there is no Twitter or Weibo now. Otherwise, Britney Spears' drama this morning would dominate the hot searches to death?

"Dear, if you have anything to do, please wait until I get off work, okay?

Don't worry, I'm only yours tonight. "

In the hotel lobby, Su Feng, who knew that he couldn't escape unless Britney was dealt with, suddenly turned his back and hugged Britney, while gently touching her head, he said.

But this time, Britney felt like she had met a master.

Because how did she know that Su Feng knew so many tricks under his seemingly "simple" appearance?

However, in Britney's opinion, Su Feng's routine is still too...

Well......

Well.

Well!

"Scumbag Tutorial No. 7": There is nothing that a kiss can't fix.

If so, make two.

One thing to say, if today's mobile phones were more developed...

The first thing that the group of NBA stars who were watching on the sidelines had to do was to film this scene, and then sell it to the media in exchange for money in the name of their friends.

"My God!

You were too cool just now, Su, I always thought Chinese people were relatively conservative..."

After Su Feng dealt with Britney in a hurry and wisely, on the way to the community, Su Feng became the idol of many young stars.

After all, everyone has had sex with girls, but with the exception of Pippen, who among the people here today has no experience with the American national goddess?

And as one of the topics that NBA stars usually chat about, women themselves are the topic that everyone is most interested in discussing.

It is a pity that the future generations obviously did not inherit this glorious tradition.

Therefore, it is no wonder that Pippen looks down on the future generations...

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On the morning of the 10th, the community activities went very smoothly.

Influenced by someone, this year's NBA All-Star Weekend is also filled with a strong Chinese style.

While giving condolences in an orphanage, Su Feng took this group of fussy NBA stars to make a large steamer of "baozi".

In addition, Su Feng also taught everyone how to make lanterns for these children.

Although this kind of public welfare activity is mostly for show, it has to be said that Stern did a lot of hard work behind the scenes in order to change people's stereotypes about the NBA.

After the lunch break, in the afternoon, under the arrangement of the league staff, Su Feng and other stars were interviewed together.

Not long ago, Xiao Yao had officially announced that he would participate in the 2000 draft. Therefore, in the interview this time, reporters also asked him what he thought of Xiao Yao.

“I think he’s going to be a top-five pick in the first round this year.

You have also seen that he has unparalleled talent. In my opinion, he will definitely become one of the best centers in the league in the future. " Su Feng replied.

"Su, are you so optimistic about Yao because he and you are compatriots?" the reporters asked.

"No, because no matter how much I praise him, those teams with high draft picks are not stupid." Su Feng said.

Seeing that Su Feng had no flaws, the reporters quickly changed the topic and asked instead: "The competition for MVP between you and Shaq is getting more intense now. Are you confident that you can perform better than Shaq in the second half?"

"I feel like lately people have been too obsessed with who's better, me or Shaq.

Because the truth is, there are more players who have performed better than us this season.

For example, Tim, in my mind, if I were a judge, I would definitely vote for Tim. " Su Feng replied.

On the side, after hearing Su Feng's answer, even though he didn't say anything, Duncan still had a rather evil smile on his face.

"Su, does your answer mean that you lack the confidence to compete with Shaq for MVP?" The reporters who were unwilling to give up continued to criticize.

"Confidence? To be honest, since I entered the league, I really don't know what confidence is.

Because I think, in this world, there can never be a second fool who dares to jump on the technical stage to declare war on Michael Jordan, right? " Su Feng replied with a smile.

Reporters: What you said makes sense, but we are speechless.

"Tomorrow you will participate in the dunk contest. We all know that your biggest competitors in this year's dunk contest are your two teammates. So before the game starts, is there anything you want to say to them?" Reporter they asked.

At the interview site, listening to the reporters' questions, Su Feng suddenly spread his hands and said, "Can I ask you a favor?"

Reporters: "Huh?"

"Excuse me, please go and ask Vince and Tracy who wants to be the runner-up in this slam dunk contest!" Su Feng said seriously.

Reporters: "..."

Sure enough, Su Feng was still the same Su Feng.

The so-called modesty cannot last more than three seconds with him.

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On the night of the 10th, the Appetizer Rookie Challenge of the All-Star Weekend was held at Oracle Arena.

Su Feng is not very interested in this year's Rookie Challenge.

In his opinion, instead of wasting time watching the Rookie Challenge, it is better to take advantage of the rare opportunity to reunite with Kobe and continue to educate this young Mamba snake.

In the end, just when Su Feng was bullying Kobe, this year's Rookie Challenge ended with the second-year team winning.

The score of this game was 119 to 96. Lewis, the second-year Lakers player, was elected MVP with 30 points and 7 rebounds.

Throughout the game, the more experienced sophomore team always took the initiative.

The only highlight of the game was the performance of Olawokandi, nicknamed "New Big Dream", which could be called a "talent show".

In 8 minutes of playing time, Olavokandi scored 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, and 1 turnover.

And after the game, Olavokandi said depressedly that he really couldn't play this kind of tactic without him as the core.

"Oh my god, my coach keeps telling me to go inside, but I'm obviously a pitcher!"

After the game, Olawokandi expressed his strong dissatisfaction through the media with Raptors assistant coach D'Antoni, who serves as the second-year head coach of the team this year.

And after learning what Olawokandi said...

D'Antoni felt like he was sitting at home and the pot came from the sky...

"Maybe...he is really a good pitcher." D'Antoni said depressedly in an interview with reporters.

On the other side, after defeating Kobe 4-1 in extra practice at night, Su Feng also returned to the hotel, preparing to recharge his batteries and be in the best shape to face tomorrow's game of the century.

"Sue, seriously, I still think you made a mistake in choosing to participate in this year's slam dunk contest.

Because this year’s judges are not Dell Curry and the others. UU read www.uukanshu.net ”

It is worth mentioning that before parting ways with Kobe, Su Feng also successfully harvested a piece of "poisonous milk" from Kobe.

Kangkang, what is a best friend?

In order to prevent himself from making mistakes and being defeated by Carter, Kobe even deliberately gave himself a sip of milk before the game.

Hong Kong, no matter how the world changes, in Su Feng's view, Kobe is his only true love.

In addition, when returning to the hotel, Su Feng discovered that Britney was missing.

But for Su Feng, who was already focused on tomorrow's dunk contest, he thought this was a good thing.

Because women are such creatures, God knows how troublesome they are.

"Huh... I haven't been this nervous for a long time." On the eve of the Battle of the Century, Su Feng felt a little overly excited and stayed up until the early hours of the morning before falling asleep.

And the next day...

No need to go into details.

In the words of the fans:

This year's Oakland All-Star Game, as long as you can go and watch the PK between Su Feng and Carter, it will be worth the entire ticket price.

Now.

Auckland, crowded with people, is like a dynamite barrel that could explode at any time.

And Su Feng and Carter...

It is the two matches that are responsible for lighting the fuse.

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PS: Dear readers, would you like to ask if you have any BGM recommendations? Mainly because I want to write an epic battle, so I need some help!