I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 87 Catch a Thief?
"Brother, please give me a chance, let's date!"

"No!!" I took a step back in astonishment. I really refuse this kind of thing. I have begun to admit that I am a conservative person, but is the reply a little louder? Will... what the hell is she trembling about?Could it be that you are going to cry?Now that no one is watching, I'd better hurry up and comfort her... "That..."

"Brother, please continue to scold me!"

"Fuck, are you shaking M? You!!" I feel that the more dangerous person is me, "Calm down, talk about things slowly, if there is anything that doesn't make sense, it will make sense when you talk, don't you Look at me with such perverted eyes!!" Her saliva is about to flow out, she has the eyes of an idiot, just now she thought it was herbivore, but now it's the opposite, completely controlled by this mysterious junior sister. "You, you, you! You don't know me yet, do you! You can't be so frank and date people you don't know!"

She stood there without moving, as if she was thinking about something.

I breathed a sigh of relief and touched my little heart. Fortunately... "Hey!!" She suddenly took a few steps forward, and I immediately backed away, and I stretched out my hand to signal her to stop, she seemed to know , stopping at a distance of about two tiles from me. "Junior sister, what's the matter, we can talk slowly." Like a hungry wolf rushing to eat, I felt threatened.

"Senior brother, can I add your WeChat or QQ, the phone number is the best." The junior sister took out her mobile phone.

"Then add WeChat." Because I don't have anyone on WeChat, and I don't know how to open it. I usually read news or official accounts. "Okay, I've added it. Don't do these dangerous actions of climbing windows. You will be punished for passing floors and cascading classes, and you also climbed into the classroom. If you are caught by the prefect, the matter will not be as simple as demerits. "Because the phenomenon of losing mobile phones in the junior and third grades is serious, and they all lose their mobile phones at the same time, and they are plugged in during meal time...

Wait a minute, I turned around and saw the window of class [-] was forcibly opened by a student, and jumped in through the window, "You go back to the classroom first, go to eat if you haven't eaten." After I said goodbye to my junior sister, the student also The front door hadn't been opened, and it had been a while since I had gone in.

Could it be that I caught the thief?I walked lightly and silently to the window of Class [-], intending to poke my head over the window, but he closed the window wisely.According to the usual practice, you should go through the back door. I don’t know why. To some extent, if you do something bad, you won’t go out through the front door openly. Moreover, the back door is separated from our seventh class. The closer it is, the faster it will run away.

If it was a member of the sixth class, I would not believe it. In such a hot day, a person came back so early, without turning on the fan, opening the window, or opening the door. Would you be suffocating yourself in it?
"Crack!"

Sure enough, it came out from the back door.

"Student." I walked past the front door and he looked back at me in horror.

After looking at each other here for a second, he ran away.

"Don't run!!" I roared, and immediately chased after him.

"What's wrong?" Li Ze poked his head out of the window of Class [-], and the thief flew past him, "What happened?"

"Catch the thief! Hurry up! The one who stole the phone!!!" After I ran across the window and left those words, Li Ze immediately followed from the back door.

"I'm going to outflank!" Chen Yihao left a sentence and ran out from the front door.

Shit... the track team?I jumped down almost every few steps of the stairs and ran to the school road of the car. I saw the student running wildly, and it seemed that he probably wanted to get rid of us.

Fool!If you know how to hide, do you think you can outrun the three of us? !When I was about to speed up to catch up, Li Ze passed me by.As expected of a roe deer, I went to the dormitory to surround him.I turned around the teaching building of the first grade of junior high school, ran across the open space in front of the boys' dormitory building, and accelerated to the basketball court.On the way there, I saw Chen Yihao running towards the open space between the dining hall and the dormitory building.

If he didn't escape from Chen Yihao's path, he would have escaped from the basketball court.Even if he blended into other crowds, it was useless. Who told him to save face, he was wearing a fluorescent green sports bracelet.Let you love beautiful. "Stop!!" I yelled, he seemed to have stopped for a moment, then changed direction and ran again, but Li Ze chased after him, trying to hide somewhere.

Break through from me head-on?It's because I look shorter than the two behind you, so I'm easier to bully, right?
He dodged to the left and made a fake move, and immediately planned to run over to my right. I stretched out my right foot and caught it between his crotch. I grabbed the clothes on his chest with my right hand, and kicked the ground with my left , Pushing forward, his whole body was thrown backwards, still wanting to rely on this little strength to support himself before running again.I simply swiped his heel with my left foot and tripped him up. Li Ze chased after him, stretched out a hand to hold his hand, and clasped his hands behind his back with the other hand. Chen Yi Hao catches up and squats down to search his trouser pockets.

"What?" I gasped, propping my knees with my hands, and bent down.

People around the basketball court gathered around. After all, the movement was relatively large, and it felt like they were fighting, and Chen Yihao was also searching for his things.I'm afraid this student won't be able to continue his studies. If he is not in the third grade, I suggest that he should transfer to another school.Reputation is about to fall...

"Two Apple phones." Chen Yihao pulled out like a carrot, "He runs so fast with both phones."

I squatted down, facing him, Li Ze was already so strong that he rubbed someone else's face on the ground, I patted Li Ze's hand to let Li Ze relax, after all, this boy was crying, "I said ..."

"Please don't call the police, I was wrong, I know I was wrong..."

"We won't call the police." I stood up and signaled Li Ze to let go of him and not hold him down, just hold him to prevent him from running around or anything. Even if we call the police, you are still a minor, at most Ideological education will just let you go. "Let's go back to the teacher's office. If you take the initiative to admit your mistakes and have a good attitude, you'll be fine. Don't cry, don't cry, what are you crying about?" If you cry again, I will be embarrassed.

"Don't cry, I hated you so much just now because I was afraid of your bad attitude, who told Abin to bark the dog and run away." Li Ze smiled and patted the boy's shoulder, "What year did you study in? "

"Second year of junior high school, class three of eighth grade." The boy wiped the tears from his own face and sniffed his nose.

"Who doesn't make mistakes, just admit it seriously." Chen Yihao patted him on the shoulder.

Comforting people is really not suitable for me... I watched Li Ze and Chen Yihao talking next to the junior brother. The junior brother finally stopped crying, but just choked up slightly. The teaching building, walked to the third floor, and knocked on the door of the prefect's office.

"Come in."

I pushed open the door, walked in, and asked Li Ze and the others to wait outside.

In fact, I didn’t do anything, I just told the process. Although the prefect praised the three of us, I still asked the prefect to prohibit the whole school from reporting criticism, and don’t mention grades and classes. I caught the student right away, had a good attitude, admitted his mistakes, and handed in the self-criticism.

However, if you pass it on to ten, ten to a hundred, there will still be one or two witnesses who will see our capture scene. It depends on whether the junior can resist the pressure.
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"Big news! Big news!!" Chen Guoguo said excitedly, patting my table.

"What news? So exciting?" Li Ze raised his eyebrows excitedly. Seeing me looking at him with contempt, he threw a wink at me. I didn't make a nauseous expression, but it was Chen Yihao They were all retching.

"Could it be that the three of us caught the thief, and someone came to invite us to catch the thief?" Chen Yihao smiled, and I gave him a high-five happily, "Li Ze's output is good, big Fox controls thieves 6 thieves 6, and I am a support, adding buffs to you, I think this combination is perfect, do you want to join together~!? Action is worse than heart?!" Chen Yihao patted Chen Guoguo's shoulder.

Chen Guoguo rubbed Chen Yihao's hand away in disgust, and looked at me nervously, "Didn't you say that the nose hair is weird?"

He obviously has a normal name called Liang Junhao, so why did he call him a hairy-nosed monster? I wanted to laugh when I heard it..."Tell me, what happened to the hairy-nosed monster? Could it be that the big news is that the hairy-nosed monster managed to get rid of the hairy nose?" Clean, advanced to become an armpit beast'?"

"You have such a big brain, I admire you very much." Li Ze patted my shoulder and gave me a thumbs up.

"Listen to me!" Chen Guoguo patted my table lightly, and I made a "please" gesture. After Chen Guoguo took a deep breath, he opened his mouth to pronounce a word.

"He turned into a booger?!" Chen Yihao interrupted suddenly.

"Gag his mouth for me." Chen Guoguo looked at Chen Yihao with contempt, I could only obediently stretch out my hand, and blocked Chen Yihao's mouth.

She sighed slightly, and said: "The hairy-nosed monster confessed to a girl, but was rejected by the girl, and was rejected by the girl seven times in a week! Every time he picked up late courses and no one was in class, he ran to In that girl's class, I confessed to that girl seven times in just one week!"

"Who is that girl? I'm more curious." Li Ze looked at Chen Guoguo in surprise.

"Seven times a night?!" I'm sorry, these five words suddenly appeared in my head, I admit that it was my own mistake, and I apologize.

"It's just seven times a week, not seven times a night, but imagine, wouldn't it be too much to have seven times a week?" Chen Yihao touched his chin, looked at the ceiling and thought.

Chen Guoguo picked up a textbook and rolled it into a stick, "You, you, two, can, no, can, no, want, this, what, dirty!!" Chen Yihao's head, "Can you think of something else?"

"Is this what you mean by big news?" I spread my hands and looked at Chen Guoguo, "I think it's big news for Liang Junhao to change from a nose-hair monster to an armpit monster, and the others don't match his temperament at all. "Last semester, he threatened to fight with me, but there is no sound until now.

"Can't you be more normal? Linghu Yifei, he threatened to fight you in a duel before. Could it be that he wants to compete with you to find a girlfriend first?!"

"Big Fox, he doesn't have to worry about losing to Liang Junhao at all," Li Ze put his shoulder on my shoulder, stretched out his left hand and drew a large circle in front of him, "Super lucky! But it's all bad luck."

"Don't talk about rotten peach blossoms."

It’s been almost two months since school started, and the love letters and gifts I received looked normal, but seeing the real faces of those confessors made things different. I wanted to leave early, but said I needed to add contact information or something. After I gave it, I thought it would be quiet when I got home, but the message ding dong ding dong kept annoying, and sometimes I uninstalled the communication software in a fit of anger.Finally, it was installed the next day.

Because since the end of the competition, Lin Feishuang and I have less and less information, and we are about to become strangers, and we met at school before, neither of us dared to say hello to each other, the embarrassment just passed by, Even if they seem to know what it is, they dare not face it directly, and they can't treat it as a breeze. If they want to meet it directly, they are afraid that it will be like a rainstorm that suddenly turns cloudy.Afraid that this relationship will be cut off from now on, I dare not say anything more. The last chat record was a week ago, and there have been no more conversations since then. Sometimes I still feel that something is missing, and I dare not lose so much .

"Why are you stuck? Fox?" Chen Yihao waved his hand in front of me, "I've been seeing you in a daze recently, what weird things are you thinking about?"

"I heard that if you masturbate too much, you will often lose your energy." Li Ze said in a voice that he thought was too low for others to hear, but in fact, everyone within a meter of him could hear what he said.

"Don't force me to strangle you, good boy." I smiled slightly, this kind of threatening and terrifying smile is most suitable for dealing with a brat like Li Ze.I did spend too much time thinking about it recently, but there is nothing I can do about it, and I don't know what the answer is in my heart... Why am I so cowardly and hesitant...

I didn't listen to what they were discussing at all, I was immersed in my own thinking all the time.

Probably because of the recent...

I didn't even hear the bell...

(End of this chapter)