I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 86

"What are you doing? Are you having a convulsion in your head?" Yao Keying looked at me in surprise.

"Oh~ my dear princess," I still knelt on one knee and stretched out my hand to Yao Keying, "You are so beautiful, I can't wait to look at you more, you are so holy!" I covered my mouth with my left hand chest, looking at Yao Keying with sincere eyes.

I don't know why I'm doing this all of a sudden, but I feel like it's the best way to ease my embarrassment.

"Would you like to come with me?" But I felt even more embarrassed.

"Then... that's fine..." Yao Keying turned her head away, and put her left hand gently on the palm of my right hand, "I just promise you..."

"Ah."

"Uh-huh!"

"Ah."

"Then you should get up. If you keep kneeling like this, the students next to you won't dare to walk this corridor." Yao Keying turned to look at the end of the corridor, those students were carrying their schoolbags and looked at us two with their mouths wide open.

You think I don't want to stand up because Lin Feishuang and the others are walking across the corridor, and they are also the most gossiping girls in the class... "I suddenly feel, I..."

"you……"

"I can't get up!" I looked at Yao Keying in shock.

"..." Yao Keying rolled her eyes at me, "It's time for you to get up, otherwise people will think this is a proposal scene, look, the classmates over there are talking about it, I heard that this is a proposal scene... ..."

"Oh!!" I suddenly yelled, and Yao Keying trembled in fright, "My dear princess, I have successfully broken the curse of my stepmother, you woke up in your sleep!!"

"So it's rehearsal..." "It's rehearsal..."

"Linghu Yifei, is your head okay?" Yao Keying stared at me and rolled her eyes at me.

Forget it, anyway, I will die sooner or later, so I'd better get up... I immediately stood up, then turned to look at the opposite corridor, the two of them had already left, why did I feel like I was squatting on the ground for so long, a little silly ... "Let's go home!" I said cheerfully, since both of them have already walked back, so don't worry about it so much.

"En." Yao Keying nodded and walked in front of me.

Wait a minute, is my brain circuit watts?Didn't I say, no, I still can't find my heart, what exactly I want to do... "Forget it, anyway, the person she likes won't be mine..."

"What did you say?" Yao Keying looked back at me, "Why do you look unhappy, what happened?"

"It's nothing."
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the next day.

school.

"Fox! Fox, what did you do after school yesterday?" Chen Yihao rushed over and shook me.

"What did I do?" I looked at him in surprise, what did I do yesterday?That's right, I went home with Yao Keying yesterday, and saw Lin Feishuang and the others in the corridor.

"Look! Look!" Chen Yihao rummaged through his phone excitedly.

"It's probably because someone took a strange picture and sent it to some places." I took Chen Yihao's mobile phone, and it was really good. This angle, this position, the picture is quite technical, "He took a picture of this The technology is good, he helped me retouch the picture~”

"Can you be more careful, this is posted on the school's post bar, did you read the title?"

"Title..." I swiped my finger to the top, and it said "Marriage Proposal!!!" in black and bold fonts, and there was a sentence in my heart that mmp didn't know whether to say it properly, "Who made this f*cking thing? !" When I was about to drop my phone, Chen Yihao immediately snatched it back from my hand, "Who is this? Do you know him?"

Li Ze took the mobile phone from Chen Yihao's hand, squinted his eyes and looked at it seriously, "Leave your No.20 for a day? Wow, who gave such an unorthodox name??" Li Ze put the mobile phone back in disgust. Chen Yihao.

Forget it, forget it, even this can’t change anything... I walked back to my seat and took off my schoolbag, "What is this on my desk?" This is obviously a high-end breakfast at McDonald’s, and I usually eat it for a dollar Seeing such a high-end breakfast on my table, I took a few steps back, "Who put a bomb on my table!!!"

"You are poisonous! This is obviously someone giving you a love breakfast, okay!" Chen Yihao smiled mockingly.

"Breakfast with love? Don't you just make love bento and bring it with your own hands..."

"Hey, Linghu Yifei, did you make up too much during the summer vacation?!" Li Ze patted my shoulder and sat down, "If you don't want to eat, give it to me!"

"Who said I wouldn't eat it! I only ate one deep-fried dough stick before going to school, and now it's rare for someone to give it to..." I said as I took out a small note from the paper bag, which was a receipt. Come over and write in black characters, "I like you..." I read out those three words, and looked up to see Chen Yihao posing as if he was going to hit someone.

Who will send me these...

"See if the name of the class is written..." Li Ze opened my cup of soy milk and drank it.

"No, and I didn't write my name." Fortunately, I can't drink soy milk. I drink milk and soy milk or something in the morning. Once I drink it, I want to go to the toilet to have a diarrhea. It feels like diarrhea. "Do you know?" I looked up at Chen Yi Hao, at this moment, he reached into the paper bag and ate French fries.

Chen Yihao gnawed the French fries in, swallowed it, and took my note, "No, no, innocent girl, I sure want you to know who she is?" I just saw him looking for something seriously After about 1 minute, "I give up, this is a conspiracy!" Chen Yihao slammed the table.

At this time, I was gnawing on the hamburger inside, "This fish-flavored one is delicious, when will there be Yuxiangburger for breakfast?" I looked at Li Ze in surprise, Li Ze was gnawing on French fries, and didn't respond to me, " Li Ze, did you not have breakfast?"

"Yes, the snacks are stored in the other stomach. Don't worry about me. You won't be able to sustain me anyway. Trust me."

Since the multiplication sign is still thinking, let him think... "Let go of my hash browns, my favorite food is hash browns!!"

"Yo! You are all so rich, how about three people sharing a breakfast?" Chen Guoguo put down her schoolbag and put it on the chair, "You guys..." Chen Guoguo looked at me, then looked at me, and was digging desperately Li Ze, who was eating french fries, looked at her tablemate Chen Yihao sucking on ketchup in a blink of an eye, "You don't provide food at home?"

In this way, I am the most normal, right? !
"By the way, Fox." Chen Guoguo put the textbooks in the bag on the desk, "You have become a hot post on the school post bar, what do you think?"

"The explanation I said is also useless, I might as well not explain it." Indeed, this is such a big public opinion, and what I said is in vain. It's better to let them go with the flow and forget it. "Do you want to eat?"

"No, where did you get your breakfast? Isn't your breakfast all rice rolls, fried rice noodles, fried dough sticks??!" Chen Guoguo sat down and turned to look at me.

"This is a very strange phenomenon." I looked at Chen Guoguo seriously, and handed the receipt with the words written on it to Chen Guoguo. She took it and looked at it seriously, "I think I must Know who this woman is!"

"Unexpectedly, Linghu Yifei, it's so empathetic..."

"I must thank her for the breakfast!" I interrupted Chen Guoguo, raised the half-eaten hamburger in my hand, and raised it high, with one foot on the chair.

"Is he crazy?" Chen Guoguo glanced at Chen Yihao, but Chen Yihao didn't respond to her, "Come down."

But the four classes in the morning were basically passed away, probably because I was more concerned about who the girl who brought me breakfast was.I was in a daze between classes, thinking about this problem all day long.

After thinking about it all morning, it was time for lunch.

Because it was a physical education class, I reported to the school cafeteria early. After lunch in the first class, I was really relieved when I saw other people rushing to grab the food. One goes to the dining hall, or the last one goes to the dining hall, otherwise I am caught in the middle of the time, this school has a lot of people, no wonder they built the school so big, no matter how big the dining hall is, It will still line up to the door.

I feel that Chen Yihao and Li Ze and I have become a common threesome in the school. If Chen Yihao stands in the middle, it will be the same as the signal grid, and I will be the shortest grid with no signal..." By the way, you buy There are so many things, are you going to eat snacks during lunch break?"

"Do you know what it was like? After eating, I went out to buy some snacks to stuff between my teeth, and since there was no one in the canteen!!" Li Ze said happily, "It's a miracle, we are the embodiment of justice."

"Is there any connection between this spectacle and our being the embodiment of justice?" I really don't understand.

"Combined like this, it's more passionate. Isn't it like this in TV dramas?"

"Have you ever seen a TV series... buy a snack and transform yourself?" I pointed to the three bags of snacks in his hand.

"I'm more curious about what TV series you watch..." Chen Yihao stared at Li Ze suspiciously.

There is one building for each grade, and there are four classrooms on each floor. On the third day of this year, the classrooms were allocated to the last group. It is much closer to the toilet, to the water dispenser, and so on. Time to grab the open space, kick the shuttlecock or something. "Go up that staircase." Because once you go up, you will reach the back door of the classroom.

Oops, I managed to climb up. I stood up straight and saw a girl hanging by the window in the corridor of our classroom, trying to get in through the window. "What are you doing?!" I yelled, there have been many theft cases before, could it be that this girl is also one of the culprits?

The girl seemed to be frightened by me, she immediately jumped out of the window and ran away.

"Hey! She didn't come to steal things!" Chen Yihao was surprised.

I didn't have time to be surprised, I caught her first, I twisted my waist left and right, and immediately ran up, and caught her at the door of the fourth class of the ninth grade, she seemed to have no strength to run, and I was too quick to flash When I reached my waist, I let go of her and said, "Which class are you in? Why did you climb the window of our class? Huh?" I was so tired. This school has strengthened exercises between classes and taught every student to run. Super fast, even an old man like me can't keep up with the pace.

"I'm just here to put some things, I didn't steal anything!!" The girl yelled loudly as if frightened.

"I didn't say you were stealing, your behavior is just a little suspicious..." I wiped off the sweat from my brow, "Could it be that your hobby is climbing the windows of other people's classes?" Probably not, this school has enough perverts There are too many, there are a few idiots here, please don't~ I refuse...

"I'm just here to put something..."

"Put what?" Wait a minute, aren't you the one who gave me breakfast this morning, McDonald's girl?No way, kid, this age is the age of learning, don’t talk about these things, “I’ll help you let it go, have you put it away yet?” Why have I become so narcissistic recently, is it puberty?This delusion is kind of scary.

"I've already put it away. I really didn't take or steal anything from me. If you don't believe me, I'll search you!" She opened her arms and closed her eyes. Her eyebrows trembled slightly. Was she scared?Eyelashes feel trembling.

I smiled softly, "I don't believe you, tell me whoever you want to put something in the future, and I'll put it on his desk for you, okay?"

"Then let me tell Linghu Yifei that I like him." The girl lowered her head and said.

Wait a minute, what kind of sudden confession is this, or something, is it possible that this girl doesn't know what I look like? "Okay, okay, but do you know what Linghu Yifei looks like?"

"Linghu Yifei is you."

Now girls are so fierce in their confession, straight to the point, I may have watched too many love dramas during the summer vacation, and I often fall into that kind of pure fantasy. "You...you want...what do you want?" Is it so straightforward now?It was because of my cowardice that she seemed to be very powerful.I didn't dare to speak anymore, and took two steps back.

"Brother, I like you!" The girl said loudly, and lowered her head, her eyes were misty and unfixed, her cheeks were already flushed, "Please give me a chance!! I will definitely make you like me!!!"

"What chance?" I'm a fool, why should I ask this, but it's good to discuss it, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, you can back up the plan and countermeasures so that you can get out of it.

"Come with me!" the girl said.

The scorching sun is shining, and there is a gust of hot wind blowing in the corridor. Now it is not a still picture, but I am thinking desperately. Of course, I will definitely refuse her. The premise is, how can I refuse her politely, in case she She was a very fragile girl, and suddenly she started crying, and there was nothing I could do.

(End of this chapter)