I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 818
"The truth you have realized has not yet helped others." Yao Keying rolled her eyes, glanced at Chen Yihao and then locked her eyes on me again, "I'll change back my clothes first, you go Give me a hand."

"It's not easy for us outsiders to participate in them..."

To be honest, the two of them are so modest, I am too embarrassed to join their discussion.

"You are a professional." Yao Keying patted me on the shoulder, and went back to the fitting room to change clothes.

Since I was the one who decided to tie the red thread to them, I should do my part... Sigh, I didn't expect such a thing to happen to me...

I approached between the two of them and coughed twice to attract attention, "Hey, Wei Xun looks good in this outfit? Did you pick it yourself?"

"Thank you. In fact, Chen Yihao also helped me choose."

I raised my eyes and glanced at Chen Yihao, what kind of expression was on his face that he was saved.

"Chen Yihao has a good eye. He directly picked out something that suits you. He must know a lot about you."

"Understood!?" Chen Yihao was shocked by my words.

"I look pretty good, and with this straw hat, I can go to the beach and watch the sea." I nodded in agreement, "Is this hat matching or not?"

"I brought it here." Chen Yihao can be regarded as clearly explaining the source of this hat, "I saw that her clothes match this well, so I took it here."

Is it okay for you to say that at the beginning?I have given you so many reminder points, and now I have lost the opportunity to say no.

"Just buy them all." While Wei Xun wasn't paying attention, I walked up to Chen Yihao's side and supported him with my elbow.

This clothing store is actually quite expensive. After all, Yao Keying has a unique vision. I secretly stuffed the company's black card into Chen Yihao's hands, and gave Chen Yihao a wild wink to let him understand.

You have to fight for this good opportunity yourself. If you buy a skirt for a girl, the girl will definitely feel embarrassed. In the future, she will choose to have a meal with you or give you a similar gift in return. It’s all reciprocity. Didn’t your bridge repair the guardrail again? Well, look at you still whining.

"I actually think it's pretty good, but..." Wei Xun paused, "Forget it, I'll change it back."

Wei Xun walked straight into the fitting room.

Chen Yihao and I turned to look at the salesman at the same time.

Chen Yihao would open his mouth to say something at this time: "Help me get a new one of the same size for her dress and hat."

The salesman was also very sensible, she nodded immediately and went to the front desk to search.

"Little fox, I'll pay the bill."

"I'll come..." Before I could finish saying "I'll pay the bill", Yao Keying stared back, and I obediently stuffed my mobile phone back into my trouser pocket.

"Fox, is your family strictly controlled by your wife?" Chen Yihao whispered in my ear.

"I don't know if my wife is strict, but I know that if I continue to be tortured by such actions, I will be so angry that I will get bronchitis."

"Ahahaha, thank you for your card first, and I will return it to you when the salary is paid." Chen Yihao had already brought the bag of clothes packed by the clerk in his hand, and he returned the black card to me with a smile.

"You're smart if you know how to pay it back."

Normally, Chen Yihao chooses not to repay the money. He is unprecedented in this kind of careful calculation of money. Xun has a very high status in Chen Yihao's heart.

After playing with them for so many years, I finally saw a lover hidden in their hearts. I actually felt a sense of relief from an old father watching his sons grow up and get married. This spontaneous feeling made my head a little stuck. .

Yao Keying is so familiar with this, she bought the clothes and handed them to me in the bag, and I carried the bag naturally, all of this is so natural and so...

Why am I so obedient? !
Wei Xun had changed back to his original clothes, and I immediately snatched another bag from Chen Yihao's hand and carried it in my hand, Chen Yihao was shocked.

"You will find another opportunity to send it out later, and I will pretend for you first." I whispered to Chen Yihao.

"Good brother, I think I have found the right person."

"I can't thank you enough for thinking that way..."

Yao Keying ran to pull Wei Xun and walked out of the clothing store. Don't worry about the happy things the girls are talking about. I will take this opportunity to teach Chen Yihao more skills. If I go to the supermarket to buy ingredients and then go to the restaurant for dinner, Just find the perfect excuse to leave the two of them alone.

Shopping for the necessities of life, food fast, chocolate is essential, and I also found a place that makes little noise when the wrapping paper is torn open. Chen Yihao asked me a few times if I was going to engage in illegal activities.

It sure looks like it, but the reality is that I risk being caught as part of an illegal operation.

The restaurant was found by Yao Keying. It is a restaurant with a good atmosphere. She is even a regular customer here. After explaining the reason to the waiter, she began to have a big show with the waiter.

"This restaurant is really delicious. Since I'm a regular customer, can't I open a big table?" Yao Keying was full of discouragement, but gave the clerk wild winks.

"Miss Yao, you also know that our restaurant requires reservations. All the big tables are reserved, and only tables for two are left."

"What should we do? There are four of us." Yao Keying's acting skills were only in tone, and she winked at me.

"Then let's have two tables for two, open a little closer, and we can talk." I also gave the clerk a wink.

"I'm really sorry, please come with me, gentlemen and ladies."

The clerk picked two seats near the window. From the window, you can see the open space of the commercial square, the lights are dim, the bustling crowds, the traffic on the main road, and one or two small stars above the city.

Yao Keying and I sat at the table behind Chen Yihao and Wei Xun, separated by a small barrier.

Our location happened to be at the corner of this large floor-to-ceiling window, and there were barriers on the left and right. The two of us just had to turn our heads to one side and pay more attention to see what Chen Yihao and Wei Xun were doing. How could the melon-eaters forget it.

When I came into the store, I had already quietly stuffed Chen Yihao's bought clothes into him, and put them under his stool. When you will take them out and give them to Wei Xun, it depends on whether you can seize the opportunity.

"fox!"

"Hey!" I immediately came back to my senses, clutching the menu tightly in my hand.

"Let them develop on their own, we tried our best." Yao Keying stared at the menu, "Do you think this is okay?" She put the menu on the table and pointed to a set menu for two people marked with special recommendation.

"Let me see."

I imitated her tilting my head, leaning forward and looking at the menu on the table. The design of this table is also small. It is not wide and large like ordinary restaurants. It is just enough to reach other side.

The faint orange smell on Yao Keying's body lasted from morning to night. I looked at her fascinatedly, and her eyes were still scanning the menu.

The side profile is as exquisite as that of a doll, but she hates people saying that she has young teeth. She has superb makeup skills, painting all the places that she thinks are not beautiful, so that more unique beauty can be presented.

I looked at her in a daze. It had been a long time since I looked at her so close. I felt a little unbelievable, and also felt a sense of holiness that was beyond reach.

"This salad is also good. It looks delicious. Do you have any special thoughts..." She looked up at me in the middle of her words, and found that I was very close to her, and also stared at her blankly.

She stretched out her right hand, pushed the left side of my face to let me lean back, and then lightly tapped her apple muscle with her fingertips.

"Am I blushing?"

"A little bit." After I finished speaking, I also became shy, and tried to cover myself up with two coughs.

Yao Keying picked up the mobile phone at hand to take a photo, and immediately put it down, the corners of her mouth raised suddenly, and I felt that something bad was going to happen next.

"Look, look at what to eat, you see they have already ordered before us."

I flicked through the menu anxiously, lest she think of something to play tricks on me again.

Yao Keying won't give up her thoughts just because of my question, she stretched out her slender fingers to support my chin, and bent her eyes, "Are you in a hurry? Do you think I'm going to tell you something?"

"No, it's a public place, you don't want to say that you want to..."

Her fingers crawled to my mouth, and her index finger gently pressed my lips to silence me.

"I'm talking at home." After she finished speaking, she withdrew her hand contentedly, and raised her hand to call the clerk to come and order.

At this moment, I am like a boiling hot water pot, my face was blushing and smoking because of her words, and I even wanted to find a hole to hide before coming out.

Didn't you come out today to match Chen Yihao and Wei Xun?Why was I also teased by Yao Keying...

I'm still immature in this regard, and I'm always thinking about some scenes that shouldn't happen in my mind...

Am I a teenager? !Are twentysomethings still in puberty?Am I rejuvenating my old age, or I have to be wretched enough to come up with these things? It shouldn’t be, I should be quite witty.

"Hi, here we serve you." The waiter has already pushed the dining cart over to serve us, the table is just big enough to put all the dishes Yao Keying ordered, "I wish you a pleasant meal."

"It looks delicious." Yao Keying stared at the dishes on the table with glowing eyes. She froze for a moment when she picked up the chopsticks to pick up the dishes. She smiled at me, "Are you still thinking about those things? ? Are you in such a hurry?"

"Don't make fun of me." I immediately woke up and interrupted Yao Keying. When I was about to pick up some food, Yao Keying suddenly grabbed my hand holding the chopsticks, "Didn't I say don't make fun of me..."

"Look behind you." Yao Keying looked behind me with a face full of melodrama.

Behind me was the table of Chen Yihao and Wei Xun. I followed Yao Keying's gaze and looked over. Chen Yihao had already handed Wei Xun his clothes. We were both shocked at such a wonderful moment.

They were whispering something, their mouths opening and closing should be talking...

"Can you hear them talking?" Yao Keying frowned, her body, which was trying to stretch forward, was almost lying on the table.

"No, but from our perspective, Chen Yihao's expression doesn't seem very happy."

"Is that unhappy? Why do I think he is constipated?"

"Hey, Chen Yihao was shocked suddenly, and then lost his expression again? Wei Xun seems to have accepted his clothes."

"That's right, shouldn't he be happy that Wei Xun accepted his clothes?" Yao Keying took a sip of the lemonade in hand.

"But his expression is just like what you said he was constipated." I nodded in agreement.

"Then did they start talking, or did it break down?" Yao Keying patted my cheek, motioning for me to turn my head back.

"Based on what I know about Chen Yihao..." I held my chin, "It should be that the conversation has collapsed. The three of us boys have written all over their faces when we are happy. This must be the collapse of the conversation."

"Then what if we failed in the red line major? We are here to match people up, not to break them up. This is unlucky. Before we hold the wedding, something unlucky will happen to our friends." Yao Keying shook her head in disgust. Shaking his head, he even reluctantly picked up a piece of vegetable and put it into his mouth.

Just when I was about to do something else, Wei Xun suddenly stood up and left the table, hurried past us, and walked out of the shop in a straight line.

Yao Keying and I handed down the hands holding the chopsticks, and the chopsticks fell on the plate with a clatter.

We got up at the same time and turned our heads to look at Chen Yihao. Chen Yihao thoughtfully put his hands and fingers crossed in front of the tip of his nose.

"What's going on? It collapsed?" Yao Keying froze for a moment.

I walked up to Chen Yihao, "You..." I walked halfway and found that Wei Xun hadn't taken the clothes he had given away, but still kept the bag, "Don't you tell others to cry, they all ran away in fright It's the toilet."

"It's true that I went to the bathroom, but I didn't cry." Chen Yihao sighed, and put his hand on his forehead, "She said she had to think about it."

Think about it... that is, it didn't collapse...

Both Yao Keying and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then why do you look constipated?"

"Because I don't know what to order." Chen Yihao picked up the menu and flipped it on the table, "It's a bit beyond imagination. I don't know why it's so much less after paying the rent and deposit this month. There is a loophole in the financial management, if I order food, I may have to eat instant noodles for the next month."

Yao Keying suddenly started to grab me, then fumbled around my coat, took out my wallet, and quickly took five red 100 yuan bills and stuffed them to Chen Yihao.

Then he said coolly, "I invite you."

"This is my money!" I reached out to take it back, but Yao Keying covered it with one hand, and then I was placed on my original seat.

"Come on." Yao Keying clenched her fists to cheer Chen Yihao up, and then returned to her seat.

"Yeah." Chen Yihao thought hard about the five 100 yuan, and nodded fiercely.

That's my money... I'm saving it for the latest game...

(End of this chapter)