I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 817
Seeing that Chen Yihao seems to be full of confidence, I believe for the time being that he will be the active one, and teach him some tricks, so that Wei Xun does not think he is like a hentai.

"Let me tell you some knowledge, lest..."

"No need!" Chen Yihao interrupted me, and even confidently brushed his bangs with his little finger, "I have been with you and Li Zechangfu for so long, and I have been your love counselor from time to time. In me, my coping skills must have exploded."

Your love advice has never been adopted by me and Li Zechangfu at all...

"You better listen."

"Since you ask so strongly, I will listen."

"..."

Wow... I really want to punch Chen Yihao's dog's head, but I have to hold back...

"Brother, you can say it now, I'm all ears."

"Look at what you say and what you say."

"Ah."

"Let's go, go back."

"It's gone!?" Chen Yihao pulled me back and looked at me in surprise.

"Otherwise? Isn't this the way to get along with others? Especially when you get along with lovers, I've said it so clearly, what else do you want me to say?"

"Didn't you just say four words?! I understand where it came from!" Chen Yihao couldn't help complaining, "It seems that I still have to look at my vast knowledge base to find the best answer." He rubbed his forehead , pretending to be thoughtful.

Will there be a way to get along with lovers hidden in your massive knowledge base? !Is your knowledge base a bit too crowded, and I don’t see you updating how to make money for yourself in a short time, or how to realize your life dream and let a rich woman take care of you...

"Now that you have the answer, shall we go?"

"Go! I will definitely win Miss Wei Xun's heart, I believe in myself!"

"Please don't shake your legs when you say this."

"I'm excited, you don't understand at all!"

All right, all right, as long as you open your mouth, I can't beat you.

Chen Yihao and I returned to the original place, and Yao Keying waved at Chen Yihao and me.

Back beside their girls, Yao Keying quickly took the position next to me and drove Chen Yihao away.

"How? Did you light up his head?"

"I'm not sure about lighting his head up, but I'm sure he did."

"???" Yao Keying looked at me puzzled, then turned to look in the direction of Chen Yihao and Wei Xun.

Wei Xun took a spoon and handed it to Chen Yihao, "Let's eat one..."

"I could eat one with a fox."

When Chen Yihao said this, he looked at me. In a hurry, I opened my mouth and bit off the crepe in Yao Keying's hand, and even licked my mouth.

"What? Eat one with me?"

"Huh? So you want to eat with the little fox?" Yao Keying immediately dug a spoonful of ice cream into her mouth.

"..." Chen Yihao had no blood on his face, and looked at me palely.

"But Keying and I have already eaten, we are both famous women, so it's not good for you to come and hang out." I took a bite and there was no corner, "Say it earlier, I will accept it earlier Mouth, but Yao Keying has already eaten, I don't allow you to understand."

I walked up to Chen Yihao and patted him on the back.

Comparing speed with me, I have never lost in this respect!
"Then I'll buy another..."

"no, I'm fine."

I walked up to Chen Yihao with a smile, and whispered in his ear: "Everyone else's girls have invited you, but you still turn around and ask me, what did you eat with this knowledge base?"

He almost gritted his teeth and said such words, Chen Yihao seemed to...understand again...

"I will never let you down, don't worry." Chen Yihao also answered me in a low voice.

Yao Keying deliberately chose this kind of snacks for girls who control their weight, so they won't finish eating so many snacks alone. Since you still resist, I really...

Children cannot be taught!

I'm a professional person who leads the red line. In front of you, I will give you a few more convenient paths. You and Wei Xun are just two people who have reached the ambiguity they should have, but there is no closer relationship. Both of them are shy. , today I will let you connect with each other! !

"There is a clothing store in front, I want to go and have a look."

"Okay." I ate the leftover pancake in two or three bites, and wiped my hands with a wet paper towel.

"Let's go, Xunzi." Yao Keying's level of familiarity was unmatched by ordinary people, she immediately turned her head and walked into the clothing store with Wei Xun's arm in her arms.

Chen Yihao breathed a sigh of relief as if he had put down a big rock, "Brother, I feel like I'm just a fool."

"As long as you know."

"?"

"Let's go, this is also a good place to get closer. Aren't you working in Hualuohuakai? This is your exclusive field. Both of you are fashion designers, so there must be common topics." I took a photo Pat Chen Yihao on the shoulder to cheer him up.

He was easy to be pulled back, and when he heard me praising him, his self-confidence returned.

The happiness came back too quickly, and I even forgot my original goal.

Yao Keying looked like a rich woman who had been in a clothing store for a long time to pick out clothes. She even walked more arrogantly than usual. She pawed on a clothes rack for a while, and then quickly moved on to the next target.

It can be seen that Yao Keying likes the kind of tight-fitting skirts very much. Her eyes will always stay on the skirts with both temperament and nobility, and her eyes are shining when she looks at them.

She picked out two or three skirts, and the salesmen circled around Yao Keying, completely ignoring Wei Xun.

"Multiply number, over there, your multiplier is about to be deployed." I supported Chen Yihao's arm with my elbow.

"Me?" Chen Yihao looked at me in surprise, "What should I say?"

"Of course I said what I should say!" I frowned and looked at Chen Yihao. "I can still talk to you for 20 seconds. When Yao Keying calls me, I won't be able to tell you..."

"Little fox, come and help me take a look." Yao Keying called me away 18 seconds earlier.

"Hey!" Chen Yihao was still surprised.

I have already turned my head to salute Chen Yihao, and I am already walking towards Yao Keying.

With an expression of "I can only help you here", in fact, I am saying goodbye to you very solemnly, and the rest will be left to your own huge knowledge base that you are proud of!
Yao Keying saw me coming, her expression became happy, she pulled me and pointed at the three skirts, "Which one looks better?"

"Let me see." I held my chin.

The only three salesmen in the store held up the skirts with smiles on their faces, and each of them held up a skirt, and they played with it for me, and they took turns introducing the benefits of the skirt in their hands.

"How is it?" Yao Keying pulled me and asked.

"Look at it this way, I can't tell, why don't you try it on?" I saw her happy, and I was also happy.

"Okay, then I'll try it out, and you can watch it for me." Yao Keying handed me her mobile phone, took off her coat and handed it to me, took the three clothes from the salesmen and went to try on them. time to walk.

Probably because she seldom spends time out and only cares about playing, Yao Keying looked very happy, she left her work behind and became a little girl, and boldly took steps when she met someone she liked, this was her original character.

I stared at all three salesmen, staring at a salesman with short light brown hair, and said, "Look at the door."

"It's okay, sir, don't worry."

The other two walked away very disappointed, one went back to the front desk to arrange clothes, and the other went to Chen Yihao's side.

I sent a salesman over to help you, thank you a lot.

I sat on the bench in front of the fitting room, leaning against the wall, and looked at Chen Yihao's situation through some shelves. It was a bit far away, so I didn't hear what they were talking at all, they were just communicating anyway.

"How about this one, little fox?"

"?" I heard Yao Keying's voice, and immediately turned my head around.

Yao Keying was wearing a khaki sweater and a felt-style short skirt on the lower body. She turned around in front of me, waiting for my words.

"How about a hat?" I got up and took a beret from the shelf behind, lightly buckled it on her head, and looked from a distance.

"How is it?" Yao Keying adjusted her hat, "Looks good?"

"It doesn't feel amazing, it feels ordinary, maybe you look good in my eyes, but this skirt is not very good." I even touched the quality with my hands, but the outside is felt style, and the inside is ordinary thin The yarn was sewn together, "Let's see what else we can make sure."

"It makes sense, I'll try again."

Yao Keying perfectly ignored my compliment, and directly chose to change one to have a look.

In fact, she already had the answer when she put it on and looked in the mirror, she just wanted to know a little more.

"Miss, please come to the fitting room."

My attention was drawn away by the voice of another salesperson. I turned my head and looked over. Wei Xun followed the salesperson with the clothes in his arms and walked into the fitting room.

Chen Yihao tiptoed to my side and sat down next to me.

"Big brother..."

"Don't call me big brother, I'm not as good-for-nothing as you are." I immediately interrupted Chen Yihao's "casting spell", lest he balabala say something incredible again.

"Come on, I'm trying my best. Even if I usually chat with her, but I don't understand her preferences, she is unwilling to talk about it." Chen Yihao sighed at this point.

"..."

It seems that Chen Yihao and Wei Xun are people with similar personalities. It is very difficult for this kind of people to speak openly, and when they talk about their own affairs, they always pull you around the edge of the topic.

"Little fox! Does it look good?" Yao Keying opened the curtain and came out. She was wearing a coffee-colored dress, and when she saw Chen Yihao sitting next to me, she was stunned for a moment, and completely ignored him, "This one Is it better?"

"Indeed, it's much better than the last one." I stood up and walked to her, and she turned around twice in the mirror, "The tassel design on the shoulders is not bad, would it look better with a belt..."

I took a wide belt of a similar color from the side shelf and tied it around the waist of the dress.

We both stared in the mirror in silence for three seconds.

"Well, there is no way to save it." Yao Keying walked into the fitting room without looking back.

I sat back on the bench again.

"Eh!?"

"What?" I turned to look at him.

"You're done? Did Sister Yao get angry just now? Are you a model?"

"We really can't be used as a model." I very much agree with Chen Yihao's words, "Anyway, he is an old school, and it is not surprising that he has some unique insights into clothing aesthetics. Just follow what you need."

"Why do you say these words so confidently and smile so naturally at me?"

"When Wei Xun comes out, it's your performance time. You must have a bright expression on your face. Compliment her first and then talk about clothes." I patted Chen Yihao on the back, cheering him up.

"It's not worth it." Chen Yihao's eyes had lost their brilliance.

Wei Xun happened to come out at this time. This is probably a dress store. Wei Xun also wore a dress, but the dress was spring-like. The color was not eye-catching but there was a vague beach style. After she came out, she looked back and forth in the mirror. follow.

I took a straw hat with no braided brim on the shelf, stuffed it to Wei Xun, and gave him a few winks.

Go brave boy, although you can't create a miracle, you can at least create a little love.

Chen Yihao didn't know if he realized what I meant, or if he was thinking about it.

After he took my straw hat, he handed it over with both hands respectfully, just short of a ninety-degree bow. Wei Xun was also miraculous, and also took Chen Yihao's straw hat respectfully with both hands, holding it in his hand.

Hold it in your hand!

I covered my eyes, then patted my forehead again.

Didn't you just agree to praise the other party for cheap clothes?What is going on!The modesty of the straw hat? !I'm almost at the end of my sight, how can there be someone who loses the chain more than me at such a critical moment.

"The hat seems to go well with the dress."

"really."

really?Chen Yihao, if you say it again, it is true that I really kicked it in the air, it is true!You just said that you brought it here, do you think it goes well with your skirt?Since it is true...

I have nothing to teach you, you just leave this beautiful world...

"Come here, little fox." Yao Keying came out of the fitting room. After passing by Chen Yihao and Wei Xun, she accelerated and approached me, "What are they doing?" Yao Keying asked in a low voice.

"They are reciprocating courtesy..." I looked at it with a full face.

"what?"

"I don't care about them, I'll teach everything I need to teach." I led Yao Keying to stand next to the big mirror.

The skirt Yao Keying is wearing now looks like a dinner party style. It is very beautiful. It has a narrow waist design and not too flashy. The whole skirt seems to be sprinkled with stars. There is a small tail at the end of the skirt The deep v-style suspenders on the chest, and Yao Keying's outstanding temperament, wearing such a skirt, even the salesperson can't take their eyes off it.

"Just this one." I turned my head and glanced at the salesperson, "I'll get a new one later."

"I'll arrange it right away." The salesman replied with a nod.

"Don't you think about it?"

"Choose what suits you, and miss it if you think about it. This is the truth I have realized over the years."

(End of this chapter)