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Chapter 6 Proper Running Posture

Chapter 6 Proper Running Posture

"Linghu, tell me," Li Ze looked at me affectionately, Chen Yihao seemed attracted by Li Ze's voice, and stopped to look at me, "Do you think..."

"What do I think?" I seemed to be led away by him, and I couldn't help becoming nervous. I saw Li Ze frowned, shook his head deeply, and sighed after calming down, "What? What's the difference between holding shit?!" It made me feel itchy...

Li Ze stepped forward with his left foot slowly, lightly touching the ground with his left toe, and quickly stretched out his hands, which shocked Chen Yihao. Chen Yihao immediately looked at Li Ze with disgust, Li Ze was not affected, He slowly raised his hands, stroked the sides of his hair, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said, "How do you think running is handsome!?" Li Ze raised his eyebrows at me.

"..." I silently pulled up the zipper of my school uniform jacket. I didn't know where to put this embarrassment. I touched my nose with my hand and put it in my pocket again. The air is so quiet and embarrassing... I put Looking at Chen Yihao, since that guy has been looking at Li Ze who is holding the POSS with a disgusted expression... "Who knows what you look like when you run."

"It's not that when I watch the male protagonists on TV run..."

"Wow, idiot!" Chen Yihao said in a faltering tone, his expression of unchanging face and heartbeat was really impressive.

"Wow, mentally retarded." I catered to Chen Yihao.

"Stop it," Li Ze immediately became anxious, "I'm serious."

"Wow, serious idiot!" Chen Yihao glanced at me, and said, "Just keep looking at the auditorium while running..." Li Ze followed Chen Yihao's posture, "Very, very good That's it!" Chen Yihao immediately clapped his hands.

"Fuck, this run looks like a freak..." I really don't want to complain about that head-turning posture.

"What?!" Li Ze suddenly turned his head to look at me.

"Oh my god, this is twisted like a King Kong Barbie..."

"Hey Linghu Yifei, you're wrong to say that." Li Ze immediately got up and looked at me, "I'm trying to beautify my running posture to attract more girls, don't stop me, you keep doing it again and again stop me!"

"Linghu is praising you. He already called you King Kong. Have you seen King Kong and the beauty?!"

"I haven't seen it, but it sounds like there are beauties in the name. It turns out that Ah Fei is praising me~ I have to work harder."

"You should consider sticking out your charming tongue..."

"Really? This extra point?!" Li Ze looked at Chen Yihao, who nodded fiercely, then looked at me again.

"Trust me..." Damn, I really want to laugh now...

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Exercises between classes.

As usual, I came to the base camp of the class and sat down. I took a look around. Anyway, if I could wander around, I just walked to the school stage. After all, the physical education teacher stood there and saw clearly. I took a few steps Sitting on the edge of the stage, the physical education teacher took a look at me and said, "What about Linghu Yifei, are you here to hang out today?"

"Yeah," I looked up at the teacher, "just sit and see what's there..."

"Look at that..." "That Linghu Yifei from Class Five?!" "He's really pretty..."

Well, there is a group of girls from other classes around me, and they should be waiting after practicing 200 meters or disbanding for a rest... "Class [-] is ready!!!" The teacher suddenly picked up the microphone and said, "Everyone in Class [-] listens Alright, Teacher Li blew the whistle and ran like hell, and the last one continued to run before the second passed!!"

"Get ready!" the physical education teacher behind me yelled into the microphone.

There was a sharp whistle in the distance. The first ones to run were the female students in the class. Why did the female students run with their heads down? Even if they have beautiful hair, they can’t torture themselves like this. What can they see when they look down at the ground like this? ? "Male students in Class [-], all the girls have passed, and all the boys will be liberated after passing the class!!" The physical education teacher said again holding the microphone.

"Should pass..." I swung my legs boredly.

"Not necessarily." Chen Guoguo sat next to me to rest, "I just saw that Li Ze seemed to be planning something..."

"Brewing..." I couldn't help but think back to this morning's luck, that fool wouldn't really turn his head and run, "Which round is he in?" I hope you're still a quick-witted kid.

"Should be in the third round with Chen Yihao." Chen Guoguo looked at me suspiciously.

"Guoguo, let me tell you," I swallowed, or said without a smile: "You will see the deformed species later, but you have to calm down."

"preparation!!"

"Beep-"

"preparation!!"

"Beep-"

I skipped the first two rounds, and I have to watch what Li Ze will do with peace of mind.

"Get ready!!!" "Beep——"

I started running. The curve at the start of the 200-meter race was indeed a little slow. I saw Li Ze running with his head up and looking forward quite normally. He turned around the pavilion at the curve and ran into the straight road. I saw Li Ze speeding up. Suddenly Li Ze turned his head to look at me, blinked his eyes, and stuck out his charming tongue... Well, the picture is not normal, I only saw a distorted face trying to maintain his smile, and this look It's no different from mental retardation, I can see him leaving his saliva in the wind, completely rolling his eyes at me, and running around because he didn't look ahead...

"Did Li Ze evolve into a deformed species?!"

"Die, die, Li Ze, is that kid stupid?" The physical education teacher seemed to have seen that miraculous scene as well.

"I can't describe it in words..." I feel that if that scene is photographed, it will become a historic moment.

"Am I handsome!" Li Ze ran over staggeringly, panting.

"Handsome." I admire you for running like that and still passing the exam. Really, big brother.

"Is it raining? Why is there water on my face?" Chen Yihao touched his face and looked at me.

"Maybe it's the rain and dew on the leaves..." There are no trees around, I won't tell you that it's Li Ze's saliva... Forgive me, Chen Yihao, this is a gift from the deformed species..." Are you thirsty? Shall we go get some drinks?!"

"Chen Guoguo, was I particularly handsome just now? I studied my running posture all morning! Was it very handsome just now?"

"Handsome. He's too handsome." Chen Guoguo looked at Li Ze silently. This kind of eyes that care for mentally handicapped children really give you full marks, Sister Guo.

"What kind of transformation?!" Li Ze asked persistently.

"Transformers."

"But Linghu said I look like King Kong Barbie."

"You've sublimated after running. You're not the King Kong Barbie you used to be, okay?" Chen Guoguo patted Li Ze on the shoulder.

"Oh really?" Li Ze patted his chest a few times full of joy, and looked at me with a sigh of relief. When I was about to avoid his sight, he immediately held my face in both hands and looked at me affectionately. Looking at me: "Thanks to you, Linghu, I feel that my life has been completely new!"

"Although I don't want to expose you," I raised my hands and took off Li Ze's hand holding my face, "You really have a new look." This kind of running posture is like a roe deer, and the roe deer may be more elegant than you... …"Let me be honest, you are no match for Chenguang Stationery if you run for the sake of being handsome. Believe me, Li Ze, you have to think about the results of the trio, not just for your own handsomeness. We are a team!"

"You are so foreign! ~ You still speak English." Li Ze looked at me with a thumbs up inexplicably.

"..." Chen Yihao started to look at Li Ze with mentally retarded eyes again, and I still looked at Li Ze with pity, but with Li Ze's IQ, I think he should not see my sympathy, but thinks that the two of us jealous of him.

"Now that I've said that," Li Ze sighed and shook his head, "I know my handsomeness has delayed you, for the sake of our team, right? I still reluctantly abandon the handsome me now..." Li Ze looked at me from my left shoulder. Walking by, stopped, stretched out his right hand and patted my shoulder, sighed: "I know you guys are jealous of my handsomeness, these words," Li Ze paused and shook his head, "Let's just say it, next time. "Then walked past me gracefully.

"Linghu, you should let him run like this during the exam, so that we will be famous." Chen Yihao smiled, and we walked towards the classroom along with it.

"Hey," Chen Guoguo suddenly shouted, "Li Ze, you are going straight to the back door of the school, the classroom is over there..."

"Okay!" Li Ze turned his head abruptly.

"Oh, I turned my head 180 degrees without breaking it..." Chen Guoguo said disgustedly.

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classroom.

Although the third class is a self-study class, it is too noisy... I don't quite understand that self-study should not be quietly reading a book or something, and you can keep your voice down when talking about gossip... I shook my head and read the book not long ago. I borrowed "Nine Layers of Personality" from the school library. This book has to be read back and forth for a personality comparison. Although many people don't believe this, I still...

"Linghu, what do you think we should do after school?" Li Ze interrupted my train of thought instantly.

"Can you be my deskmate and give me some private space?"

"I can't help it, we're all at the same table," Li Ze slapped the table violently, making a loud noise but it couldn't cover up the noise in the classroom, "And we're so-so-close, only 50 Centimeter, you think I don't want a little personal space, you have snatched my handsome aura from me, look, the girl who turned her head in the first group is looking at you, isn't she?!"

"Why don't you die..." I was speechless, but Li Ze reminded me that we are running out of time for the physical exam, and we didn't know that Chen Guang ran away with his nobles Hurry up... If it is really a group of dark horses among the nobles, our trio will suffer...

"Linghu, I think it's time for us to resort to all means." Chen Yihao kept his serious face and turned around.

I silently picked up the bookmark, put it in the page I was looking at, and closed it, "You will use whatever you can to run, multiplied by the number, what is the meaning of your living life..."

"He just multiplies the numbers, makes the numbers merge into one, and feeds single dogs dog food." Li Ze said while shaking his legs.

"..." I silently turned my head to look at Li Ze.

"..." Chen Yihao also looked at him silently.

Li Ze pressed his tongue against the inner wall of his mouth, looked at us, and said, "Okay, this is not funny." Chen Yihao and I sighed at the same time.

"To be honest, if Li Ze runs like that, he will pass, and if you multiply by the number, you will run in front of Li Ze. If you pass, it is no problem to bet. The problem is that we look at the combined seconds, which is the least. One of them dragged the two in front of us and running faster can't make up for it..." I scratched the back of my head, my raised hand was a little sore, so I stretched my waist and yawned, but Li Ze wanted to put The eraser on his desk tried to throw it into my mouth.

After I discovered Li Ze's behavior, I looked at him. Li Ze pretended not to know anything and raised his arms. Chen Yihao didn't pay attention to us, and was still thinking seriously with his chin on his hands. Suddenly he snapped his fingers. Chen Yihao smiled and said : "I can find out, which three people are we running with?"

"Good idea!" Li Ze slammed the table.

(End of this chapter)

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