I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 5 Countermeasures
"What do you mean by looking at each other affectionately?" Liang Anqi spoke suddenly, and impatiently used a straw to disturb the ice cubes in the glass, making a crisp sound when it collided with the glass. "Don't tell me you're the kind..." Liang Anqi raised her left eyebrow lightly and looked at me meaningfully.

"Don't think about it, I'll warn you." You fucking want to say I'm gay, I'm an orthodox straight man, I can pierce through several steel plates when I'm straight, don't let me think about it.

"Could it be that he...?" Liang Anqi shifted her gaze to Chen Yihao and nodded silently.

"..." Fuck, what do you mean by nodding your head? Could it be that you really think that you should focus on the point, "cough, let's talk about Ms. Liang Anqi,"

"Ok?"

"Who's the cousin you're talking about?" I squeezed my eyes and narrowed them into a small slit to measure Liang Anqi's expression.

"I'm Chen Guang's girlfriend."

"Ha!" Li Ze stood up abruptly, Chen Yihao was stunned and lost his mind, and I guessed half of Liang Anqi's calmness in the square just now, I didn't expect to win it now, I really should buy one tonight Try the lottery.

Liang Anqi brushed the hair hanging on her chest back to her shoulders, "I just wanted to help you."

"Really?" Auntie, I don't think so. You are the one who provoked the trouble. You want to have a scene in which a beautiful woman saves a fox, so that I can impress you. I will never forget your kindness from now on, and then I decided to promise you with my body. With a deep expression, will I stay with you forever?Although these are outrageous, but... Looking at Liang Anqi's miraculous expression, I can already know that what I just thought is completely in line with your purpose...

"Yes." Liang Anqi replied without hesitation.

"What do you want..." I felt that all the words I used were crushed by the imagination of this great-aunt Mary Sue.

"nothing at all……"

"..." I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, "How many fucking things did you order? The table is full. How many dishes are there!!"

Li Ze swallowed the food in his mouth, and answered me seriously, "After finishing this plate soon, there will be one less! Speaking of Fox, the food in this store is so delicious that I have never eaten it before!"

"Then what are you eating..." I watched Li Ze put all kinds of things into his mouth speechlessly. I glanced at Lin Nana who was sitting across from me. I said that I have been looking at my phone since just now, and I have not spoken at all. , "That... You guys should eat some too." I still feel a little sorry for letting other girls hang there.

"Yes." Lin Nana didn't look up but answered my words.

"Don't eat these three dishes, take the others." Li Ze quickly pointed to a few of them.

"You deserve to be single! I'll give you a bag of dog food for a year tomorrow morning." Chen Yihao really couldn't stand it anymore, so I give him full marks for this speech.

But this aunt's way of liking people is too extreme, although...cough cough cough forget it, she is now giving Chen Guang a huge green hat, and Chen Guang can go to the pasture to graze now, " I said that you are now here to give us (poor disaster areas) people and resources, are you asking for trouble, Angie?"

"What did you call me just now?" Liang Anqi looked at me in surprise, and when I was about to change my words, "Needless to say, I heard it." Liang Anqi covered her face with her hands.

"By the way," women are such a magical species, "you haven't answered my words..."

"Oh well," Liang Anqi seemed to correct her sitting posture, "It's like this, once I forgot to turn off the screen of my mobile phone, it happened that Chen Guang saw it and asked me if I could look at my mobile phone, and I agreed , Then he was just looking at my selfie, but when he opened other albums, he saw that I had your photo in it."

"Which star can you say it is?!" Li Ze interrupted suddenly.

"But that one is in school uniform." Liang Anqi replied.

"What school uniform are you wearing in the photo?" Chen Yihao looked at me with contempt.

"I took it secretly." Liang Anqi replied.

"What are you secretly filming?" I said speechlessly.Is it possible that girls nowadays have a habit of secretly taking pictures of others?Could it be that girls nowadays are all... "Wait, when did you take the sneak shot?"

"Guess?" Liang Anqi narrowed her eyes and looked at me.

"You can say that person is not me..."

"But the name of that photo is your name, 'Linghu Yifei (male god)'..."

"Damn, I want to be quiet..." I suddenly felt my head hurt so badly.

"what?"

"Damn mentally retarded." Chen Yihao looked at Liang Anqi contemptuously. It seems that Liang Anqi still takes these things for granted. How can this ignorant girl be more vigilant to the society? Although she is still young, this man Mom is the flower in the greenhouse...

After Liang Anqi took a sip of lemonade from the cup, she made a pose that she thought was very elegant and generous, "I can speak nice words for you in front of you before you get into a fight..."

"..." Fuck, I found that I can no longer sit at the same table and talk with these people. I feel that my IQ has been destroyed. I feel that if I get into a fight, I might lie on the ground Hold a certain person's hand tightly, and say leave me alone and run!
"What kind of society is it now? We should solve these things with intelligence instead of violence!" Li Ze said solemnly.

"Are you sure that people who have decided to use violence to solve their problems can talk to them about: 'Let's use IQ~'?"

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"Okay, what do you want to do?" Chen Guang put his hands on the table and looked up at the three of us.

"..." Mom, I was wrong. It turns out that these IQ people can communicate with each other... I can't help but help my forehead silently, my head hurts... "Since you are willing to compete with IQ," then Find someone with a similar IQ to come up with an idea, at least it will be a fair fight, otherwise I will be a bully, hahahahaha, "Li Ze, think about it."

"None of my business!" Li Ze yelled fiercely, then glanced carefully at Chen Guang, only to see Chen Guang raised his head and looked at our trio proudly (?), "Ahem!" Li Ze coughed a few times The voice was very loud, "How's the sports score? Anyway, the midterm exam will definitely test the sports score, so let's compare the sports score?!" Li Ze looked at me, I was confused and then thought about it, um... yes accept.I nodded in response.

"Then don't say we bully you, we are also three people to compete with you." Chen Guang patted his chest.

"Eh, um!" I responded.Wait... It seems that I didn't run very fast, I just remember that I was stimulated to run fast... I forced a smile and looked at Chen Yihao, Chen Yihao could see my smile, A slap on my shoulder, I felt this slap, "It hurts..." But it is not impossible to use the way of running to compete. An upright person should be an upright person...

"You can't play tricks if you lose!!" Li Ze said loudly.

Oh my god...I'm really not afraid of God-like opponents...I feel like a crow is flying over my head...I never thought about becoming a threesome with them since I started school, "I seem to have already Forgot why I acted with these two idiots..."

"What did you say?" Li Ze looked back at me, and in his extremely clear brown eyes, I only saw the word "simple", "Fei, you have no objection, so we made a happy decision~"

"Forehead…"

"Okay! That's it!"

"I..." I also want to know, how exactly are you going to compete, and do you really have to take it so seriously on the day of the exam?
Early the next morning.

Why the hell did I come to the playground so punctually... I pulled back my left sleeve a little, looked at my watch, it was 55:[-], well, I don't know the reason, it seems that it was because Li Ze said yesterday How about we practice in the morning and improve our skills... I looked up at the sky, the fog began to gradually dissipate, I reached out and rubbed my hair, picked up the phone and looked at myself looking at the black screen, but there was no complaint on my expression, " Although they... well, well, I do like someone to play with me, Linghu Yifei..." I can't help but walk around with my waist tucked in because of standing for too long, I really can't stand for too long, I hope they will soon... …

"hooligan!!!!!"

I raised my head suddenly, and there were two black figures running in the distance. I squinted my eyes and took a closer look. That figure was indeed Li Ze, and the one behind him walking slowly with his trouser pockets was Chen Yihao, "Hey!!!" I stretched out my hand and shouted Respond, but I didn't notice that there was a little smile on the corner of my mouth at that time... In fact, I didn't complain that much...

"Look, Ah Fei, I said everyone would wake up at six o'clock," Li Ze happily hugged Chen Yihao.

"I'm so sleepy..." Chen Yihao rubbed his eyes.

"You won't be sleepy when you run, trust me!" Li Ze patted his chest and put his hand on my shoulder.

"Trust me..." I believe this person must have a tendon, can you be more gentle when patting me, "do warm-up exercises first, to prevent cramps or something, stretching is very important in case of cramps, it will be fine .” I took a horizontal stride and spread out, pressing my hands on the ground and starting to do warm-up exercises.

"Fei Afei, what will happen to the cramps?" Chen Yihao asked, "Will it be rolling on the ground or..."

"If it's serious, yes." I stopped my horse, slowly raised my head, and saw Chen Yihao looking at me seriously, pointing with my right hand to Li Ze who was rolling on the ground, "Why do I get cramps even when I do a warm-up exercise?" I walked Approaching Li Ze, he also called Chen Yihao to straighten his right leg, "You can only pull it back like this!"

"Oh my god, take it easy! Fuck you guys, this is it!!!"

"The fog is a bit heavy, shall we continue to run? Although morning exercise is good, why do I feel that we are all inhaling PM2.5?" Chen Yihao sat on the grass and looked at me, and I also glanced at Li Ze, yes Even the red plastic on the plastic runway can't be seen clearly and the air seems a little thin...

"Oh!" Oops, not enough air... Whenever I think in a pessimistic direction, my heart...

"Fly! What's wrong with you?!" Li Ze stood up abruptly, reaching out to support me.Chen Yihao also got up and squatted halfway, looking at me.

I haven't seen anyone so worried about me for a long time... "I'm fine, don't worry."

"No, you just made a loud 'uh!', everyone will feel a little unwell in the morning," Li Ze looked at me worriedly.Li Ze doesn't seem to be a single-minded person, I'm so relieved to finally speak up, Dad...

"If you want to shit, just say it, we can run after shit!" Li Ze said seriously.

"puff!"

"I came here in the morning on an empty stomach and I want to take a shit too, just tell me if you are in a hurry," Li Ze still looked at me worriedly, "Everyone is so familiar, why don't you just tell the other party that I want to take a nap, we I will definitely sympathize with Dali. Okay??"

Chen Yihao couldn't bear it anymore. It seemed that he was shocked by Li Ze's magical brain circuit. He got up and patted the grass sticking to his body, "I said Li Ze, even if you shit, you don't need our permission."

"Okay, I misunderstood you and multiplied by the sign." I couldn't complain about the conversation between them anymore, "May I invite you two to shit???" But it's okay, I often feel depressed and breathe It will be very hasty, and they don't know that they don't have to accommodate me, and they can give people a feeling of relaxation all the time, it's just that the IQ is a little behind!I smiled and followed them onto the plastic runway. Seeing them bouncing and making noise made me feel much calmer...

(End of this chapter)