I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 48 Tug of War Competition
"At least you have brains!" Chen Yihao glanced at Li Ze, then turned his eyes back, "Look."

I turned my head to look at Li Ze, Li Ze was happily eating the lollipop in his hand, also, I would rather be short than have a lack of blood in my head...

"You look at me whatever you mean, do you mean I have no brains?!" Li Ze patted the table angrily.

"No, no." Chen Yihao hurriedly comforted Li Ze.

"It's just that the position of your head is too high, the blood supply is not enough, and you may be hypoxic. In fact, it is still very serious." I patted Li Ze on the shoulder, and Li Ze felt relieved as if he had received a pertinent answer.I'll keep going down...

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"This... I suddenly thought of it on the way back, I want to know hahahaha..." That is to say, I have the answer. No matter how good I am, I still lose completely in terms of appearance, and it is very possible It's the goddess' spare tire... If you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head... Although it's a bit premature to draw a conclusion, but it's better to recognize the reality early. Young people should study hard. I'm thinking about these things. what are you doing...

"Tomorrow is a tug-of-war competition! Ten men and ten women will mix and match. Let's have a good rest tonight."

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"Why do I have to play?" I looked at Li Ze with a look of unrequited love, "Didn't you say yesterday that I can arouse women's protection? I'm so thin and you are so thin!"

"It's because of this that you can confuse the girls in the opposite class!" Li Ze patted me on the shoulder.

"Then why don't you write about Chen Yihao's debut."

"It's a good start! That guy Chen Yihao often falls flat, how can he be placed in the first wave?" Li Ze spread his hands and shook his head, "You can lock on a target in the opposite class, and then only look at that, Go seduce her, seduce her, and wink at her, and we have successfully weakened a combat power." He gave me the best expression on his face, and quickly praised my expression.

"Uh... can you change your tactic?" I really don't want to say anything more...

"It's the best tactic to do to your body!"

"Our opponent in the first game is Class Three, right?" I pointed to the position of Class Three, Li Ze turned his head to look, nodded in response to me, and sighed silently, "But I really can't find it." Go to the target. You try to find a possible target from a group of people twice the size of me!! You try!! You come and try!!" The girls sent by others are basically heavyweights, I felt like I could strangle me casually with one hand, and even said to seduce her, I almost vomited when I saw it... "I think from a tactical point of view, it's still the victory of the third class on the opposite side. Look, others Are you interfering with us visually?" Pointing angrily, Li Ze slowly turned his head to focus and stare, then turned back with a disgusted expression.

"It's the kind of girl with low self-esteem who has no resistance to your intrusive seduction!"

You look like you are about to spit out the lunch you just had, I... I almost gave up struggling, the girls sent out from the opposite side are all the kind of girls who break cows with bare hands, our class... I looked at it in despair The girls in our class, I don't know if they are hiding their strength...

"Linghu Yifei, what do you mean?" The squad leader poked my left breast with his finger, and then retracted his finger in surprise, "Since you have pectoral muscles... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Then start various disseminations in the class.

Didn't she want to tease me just now... It seems that my breasts still have some uses. It is said that it is a grade tug-of-war competition. Will Lin Feishuang's advanced classes come down to participate in the competition? I looked around, not only myopia, but also There is still a limit on height, and there is not much scope to see, but I just give up after looking at it for a few tens of seconds.

"First round! Area A! Class [-] of Year [-] vs Class [-] of Year [-]!! Area B! Class [-] of Year [-] vs Class [-] of Year [-]!!"

It turned out that the sports committee was called down to draw lots... I followed the team and slowly approached the rope, because to implement the strategy Li Ze said, I stood in the first place, Chen Cheng was in the second place, but the first three It's the main force. Li Ze should be the one at the back compared to the crowd at the back.I never expected that since a girl is leading the battle on the opposite side, but she is standing in the first place, and Chen Cheng and I are already stacked up and I am not as big as her...

"The two sides are the first to shake hands!" The referee blew his whistle.

shake hands?Shake hands? !

"Go! Linghu Yifei! Act according to the plan and start your love talk little prince mode!" Chen Cheng said in a not too loud but powerful voice, pressing his throat into my ear.

shake hands?Shake hands? !
Chen Cheng pushed me, and I immediately came back to my senses, and immediately took a few steps forward, standing next to the red rope tied in the middle of the rope, I was about to reach out my left hand to shake hands with the other party, but suddenly retracted it consciously, "Most people are right-handed..." I murmured.What the hell is turning on the love talk little prince mode?Chen Cheng's hint is simply too low-quality...

"Hmph!" The giant woman on the opposite side rolled her eyes at me with disdain.

"Shake hands?!" Since you rolled your eyes at me, if it weren't for looking at you, your arm would be three times as thick as mine.

She reached out to shake my hand, and I held her tightly. She was surprised and found that she couldn't pull her hand back, but she didn't use much strength. She pulled it back immediately, and I saw her curse words were about to come out. I was one step ahead of her, "I really can't bear to hold such a rough rope with such tender hands. What should I do if it wears out?" Expression, my expression must be in place!I narrowed my eyes, revealing a trace of melancholy in my eyes, and frowned slightly, "If possible, I would rather give up this game, you girls seem to be forced to play, you should cheer weakly below... "I turned around, and now I just need to leave her with a sad back.

"How is it?" Chen Cheng grabbed my arm, his eyes seemed to be shining with hope, looking at me expectantly, trying to get something out of my mouth.

"I've already uttered the lines of Mary Sue that I have kept dusty for many years. If she is that kind of person, she should be recruited, right?"

"That what?"

"It's Mary Sue." I don't know what to use to explain it. The vocabulary is limited. It's hard to express the expression in my vocabulary. I can only sum it up in three words—— Ma!Korea!sue!

"Hold the rope!"

Both areas started with the same whistle, and the basketball court was full of people.Both sides ignored it for a while, then pulled the rope to the ground, held it in their hands, put on a posture, and began to exert force with an order.I squinted my eyes and looked at the number one contestant on the opposite side. It seemed that I was a little shaken. It seemed that I had not instilled enough. I stood up straight and looked straight at the giant woman on the opposite side of me.

"Bend down!! Linghu Yifei! It's about to start!" Chen Cheng yelled behind me.

He raised his hand and stretched out his index finger and middle finger, and gestured in front of his eyes. In fact, he wanted to express the meaning of "I'm looking at you now", and then said "be careful" with his mouth. The attack should be fine... Both sides have put on a good posture. I heard the words of the students watching nearby. It seems that the third class is really strong? ?But I just came to this school for the first semester, knowing so much is for me, if I don’t do something about it, how can I know the other party, is it what others say? !

"Beep—"

"One two!! One two!!!"

Fuck, Chen Cheng was originally in charge of shouting slogans, which almost burst my eardrums, his voice could soar into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun... But!Too!Thanks to Chen Cheng's hoarse slogan, our class also began to regain the position of the red rope rhythmically.

"There's still a little more!!" Standing in the first place, I began to count.

Not good, I can feel behind me, the crowd is starting to collapse, the victory is starting to get closer, hold a wool! !
I immediately stabilized my horse, the ground behind me, the position in front!Cannot be offset! ! ! "Hold on for me!!!!" I roared like I was exhausted, and the row in front of me trembled in fright.

"Go back!! Go back!!!" Chen Cheng began to direct again.

Probably stood up, I found that the strength of the rope kept pulling me back, the red rope, after pulling through the line, "beep--class five wins!!" The students who cheered were all shouting, cheers There was a sound in our area, and everyone seemed to be relieved, throwing the rope to the ground vigorously, sighing and complaining, isn't this just the kind of daily life I like...

"Fox, your voice is really suppressed to the opposite side." Chen Yihao saw me coming, and handed me a bottle of mineral water. When he found something was wrong, he carefully twisted it open for me and handed it to me again.

"Really?" I drank the water, turned my head, and saw that the third shift opposite was also resting, and the giant girl gave me a wink, "Pfft!!" I immediately sprayed out the water.

"Wow! Big fox! You sprayed out a rainbow!" Chen Yihao looked at me in shock, then lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "You're flirting too much, the other side thinks you're interesting, you might Today is going to be a day of nausea, come on! I believe in you, you are the best!" Chen Yihao raised his last sentence by a few decibels, and he still rubbed my shoulders for me.

I did try it just now. They should have used all their strength at the beginning of the game. Our class had no chance of winning. When I was pulling, I still aimed at the girls on the opposite side. When I looked up and looked at me, I would wink at them Eyes winking, if there is anything else, others will think that I am looking for someone, it is no different from an offer... "If it is not for this class, I will kill me and I will not flatter..."

"No, you are our ultimate weapon, of course we have to give the opponent a little bit of slack!"

"Who are you with?"

"Who was calling me just now?? Did I hear hallucinations just now?" Chen Yihao touched his chin in disbelief.

"You guys who eat inside and out..."

(End of this chapter)