I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 47 Illusion or Coincidence
"What do you want to do?" I looked away from her, took a sip from the water bottle, and looked at the scenery outside the corridor.

"Is my old lady talking to you? Are you cold, there is a beautiful woman in front of you, since you are so cold?" Yao Keying rolled her eyes at me.

Please...you make me sound like a hooligan, what do you think of me..."Yes, yes, big beauty, please step aside, I haven't sat down to play the violin on the fucking stage, Huh?" I changed my tone and responded to her with a smile.

"You are winking at me and undressing, and you still say you have no plans for me? You explain it to me today, or I won't let you go."

"I wink just because I was born, and I unbutton it because it's too hot. Look at my back, it's all soaked."

"Excuse, this kind of explanation... what are you doing?!"

I stretched out my hand to lift Yao Keying's chin. This person is going to be head-to-head. You have to reason with her, but she hasn't listened. Do you miss me, really kiss, go, go?" I raised the left corner of my mouth and smiled wickedly, my eyes began to close slowly, and I started to approach her a little bit with my head tilted.

Yao Keying was so frightened that she couldn't move. Seeing that I began to close her eyes slowly, she closed her eyes too, ready to kiss me. I froze, and the distance between my lips and hers was only a short centimeter.Why is this girl so stupid... They still say she is a loan shark. Could it be possible that no matter how bad a girl is, she has a stupid and cute side? "How much do you expect me to kiss you?"

She pushed me away and took a few steps back, "You!!"

what sound?I didn't listen to the voice of Yao Keying scolding me, was it just now, the sound of the bell... I slowly approached the stairs, closed my eyes and listened, no... Could it be that I have an auditory hallucination?

"Hey! Linghu Yifei! Did you listen to me!!"

"My wireless network was disconnected just now, and I can't hear what you said." I spread my hands and smiled, walked down the stairs, and walked to the corridor outside the classroom, "I just opened a small chat with you Little joke, I hope you, be wary of anyone."

"I want you! Sew your fox eyes up!! Humph!"

What was the sound just now, the sound of a bell?It's just a bang or two, who is wearing the bell in the school, or those accessories for garden activities? "Why do I have the urge to catch up and try to explain clearly? I..."

"Did you quarrel?" Chen Yihao stared at me blankly.

No, I didn't quarrel with anyone... "Is it possible that I have a crush on someone?" I looked at Chen Yihao in surprise, and suddenly grabbed Chen Yihao's hand.

Chen Yihao pushed my hand away in disgust, "Don't look at me with that kind of magical eyes, I'm not interested in you at all, I swear to God! I'd rather put away the sentence that said you look like a girl at the beginning of school , ah no, everything has sentences and words.”

"It's not you..." I looked at Chen Yihao with even more disgust, "Please try to keep the same distance as my accomplices."

"Accomplice?" Li Ze looked up at us, "Shouldn't the accomplice act close to him? This way..."

"How do you split up?" Chen Yihao raised his hand to interrupt Li Ze, who nodded thoughtfully.

"Why do I find these things so strange?" I won't talk about Liang Junhao's matter. What's strange now is that when Yao Keying and I are alone, I always hear other voices, and my ears are not that sensitive. , except when you hear bad things about me, you can hear it in a radius of one kilometer... "Could it be!" I yelled, stood up, and the seat was completely pushed back by my force.

"What are you doing?" Li Ze helped me pick up the chair with a tone of hemp.

"Could it be possible!!!" I looked at Chen Yihao and Li Ze in surprise, and Chen Yihao silently covered his chest with both hands.I won't insult you..."Li Ze!!" I shook Li Ze in shock.After all, Li Ze often mocks the two of us, Li Ze should know it!

Li Ze frowned and looked at me in a daze. I nodded to him, but he still looked at me suspiciously. I shook him again. Li Ze suddenly realized, and said loudly: " Are you going to fart?!" Chen Yihao got up quickly after hearing this, and moved within five meters of his own seat, Chen Guoguo also immediately left his seat, and everyone moved away from within five meters of me, only the one caught by me Li Ze, he pinched his nose with his hand silently, "You can let it go, I think brothers share weal and woe."

"You are enough Linghu Yifei!" Chen Guoguo yelled at me, fanning himself in disgust.

"You're enough! Linghu Yifei!!" Chen Yihao pointed at me angrily, said solemnly, and took two steps forward, "Things like farting should be done secretly, how can you say it so loudly? You said it beautifully!!" After speaking, he returned to his original position.

Chen Yihao, what exactly do you want to express... "Who said I'm going to fart..." I looked at the classmates who were five meters away from me with contempt, and their eyes were all focused on my left hand, oh~ Li Ze ~
"Big brother! Big brother, I was wrong! Don't lock your throat! Calm down!!" Li Ze desperately slapped the arm I strangled his neck, and I saw that he seemed to understand, so I slowly let him go, "Wow , It's terrible..." Li Ze touched his neck.

"I thought Linghu Yifei was really going to fart." Chen Yihao sat back on his seat, and the others slowly returned to their original seats.Seeing Chen Yihao sitting back so happily, I teased him again, "Because I've finished playing."

"!!!" Chen Yihao looked at me in astonishment.

"Really?" Li Ze sucked the air around him vigorously, "No!?"

It's the first time in my life that I saw someone else, and I heard that I was farting, and I was still sucking other people's fart so hard? ?Fortunately, it's the air... "I'm just joking." I saw that Chen Guoguo had already expressed the word "噫" with expressions.

"Oh~ I just said that Linghu Yifei is so gentle, not so beastly, it's our fault hahahahaha!"

"What were you going to tell us just now?"

"I..." Wait a minute, do you want to tell them my guess? If I tell them, they will definitely say that all boys have this illusion, thinking that such beautiful women like themselves, and they seem extremely narcissistic Ah... I touched my chin with my stopped hand.

"What are you thinking about?" Chen Yihao looked at me suspiciously.

"Multiple times, anyway, if the big fox stops to think, something good will happen." Li Ze took out the lollipop from his mouth, and stuffed it back into his mouth after speaking.

When did he start eating candy... Wait, that's not what I'm thinking about now. However, many people will be fooled by their cleverness. If I guess wrong, I will definitely be laughed at by the two mentally retarded people. And if it's true, they will definitely report it. Chen Guoguo is still listening. If the leak gets to her, I think I'm doomed. I'm doomed for this wave of rumors.

"What are you trying to say?" Chen Yihao took out a bottle of yogurt in blue packaging from his own drawer, opened the straw and drank it.

"Those of us with insufficient IQ have no idea what he is thinking. I choose to give up."

Li Ze is right. People like me who think twice are really easy to make mistakes. Now I am not in a hurry to deal with it, and I have enough time to think, but their way of ending things directly may be better than mine..."Listen to me, Actually..." Wait... I still think about it...

When I retracted my hand to support my chin, Chen Yihao's chin fell directly on my desktop, "You are trying to suffocate us, look at Li Ze, he looks like he is constipated and unable to poop."

It's true... But I haven't fully thought out how to express my description, so they won't misunderstand... "Which girls do you think would like me for a person like me?"

"That's easy to say." Chen Yihao climbed up from my desktop as if he had been reborn, "You have good grades, good sports, and you can play the violin. There is no limit to girls who like you. People who have a crush on you They have to line up from our front door to the school gate."

"But I'm not as tall as Li Ze, I..." I glanced at Li Ze, Li Ze seemed to know that I was praising him, puffed out his chest, and raised his head proudly.Calm down, I'm just talking about your appearance, I haven't recognized your inside yet...

"You rely on your talent to attract girls. Although you are not tall, take a look at your appearance." Chen Yihao asked Chen Guoguo to borrow a mirror and handed it in front of me, "Look in the mirror, you In this way, although you are not as handsome, wild, and masculine as other boys, you are handsome, have you heard of Chushui Furong!?"

"Chushui Furong is not used like this..." I reluctantly took Chen Yihao's mirror, and Chen Yihao took it back.Don't you fucking tell me to take a picture?What do you mean by taking it back again?I also want to see if Lao Tzu's hairstyle is messed up! "So what's the matter with being delicate, don't all girls like to be taller than themselves these days, what about the sense of security?"

"If you can't protect girls like this, you can stimulate girls' desire to protect you."

"You're enough of Li Ze." I gave Li Ze a look of contempt.But the conclusion just now seems to have been reached during the discussion. It may just be a coincidence. She thought I was busy with something and avoided it. How could a goddess like her who is cute and beautiful and walks with holy light like me? For a dwarf, the criterion for choosing a mate is at least height priority... "Oh, I see."

"People like you are also troubled by this?" Chen Yihao sneered.

"No, I'm just recognizing my height."

(End of this chapter)