I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 2
"Linghu Yifei."

"I don't want to be a mess..." I responded to the head teacher in a low voice, asking if this head teacher is not married in his thirties, and he vents his anger on us as a leftover woman, so he can't let me spend this two years of junior high school quietly. Years... no, about a year and a half...

"I see that your grades are so good, the teachers of other subjects are rushing to ask you to be the class representative." The head teacher looked at me affectionately.

"I don't..." I had to say no.

"Well, since this is the case..." The class teacher turned to look at her computer, "You can be the class monitor..."

"..." Damn..."Teacher, listen to me, the class leader must have a good relationship with the class, be self-motivated, be able to be active in the class, and be able to organize various activities for the students. Yes, look at me, I absolutely can't do it like this!"

"Then you." The head teacher looked down at her registration book, "I've already decided, there's nothing wrong with you, just be the deputy monitor."

"I do not……"

"Okay, it's time for class, let's go back to class, let's just leave it like this, the other students don't know how much they want to be the monitor, and you are still pushing around here, that's it." The class teacher made a gesture and told me to leave quickly .Due to the helplessness of class, I can only go back to the classroom obediently.

As soon as I got back to the classroom and sat down, Li Ze immediately pulled my clothes and said, "What are you doing? Since you will be called by the head teacher to drink tea, is the tea good?"

"taste not good."

"Could it be an inferior Tieguanyin?"

"..." I looked at Li Ze with disdain, are you sure the tea I'm talking about is the same tea? "She asked me to be some kind of messy commissioner or something."

"It's a good thing. Look at me, the teacher doesn't pay any attention to me," Li Ze suddenly sighed deeply, "You've grown up..."

"Why don't you die, you..."

"You can fly when the wings are hard. Did your father give you the name to make you fly faster? Look, Yifei, you know it's very literary and artistic when you hear it. It should be to let you have ideals and goals. I think the name is pretty good, but you still dislike your own name. Look at my name, Li Ze, and you can tell that it was given as a phone bill."

"..." Oh my god, although I have been used to Li Ze for about two weeks, I didn't expect him to be able to talk to this level, I was speechless, "Yes, you paid for it. "

"Can you not hit me, you have to comfort me."

"..." It was obviously you who said that you paid for the phone call.I rolled my eyes at Li Ze in various ways.

"When will you introduce me to a female ticket?" Li Ze suddenly leaned into my ear and whispered.

"Li Ze! Linghu! Go and stand at the back of the classroom! Who will allow you to speak in class!" The physics teacher in class pointed at the two of us with a ruler.In desperation, I could only obediently hold the textbook and pen, and go to the back classroom to stand and listen to the class. It was Li Ze who made me even more speechless. Since he is still in this situation...

"When will you find me a female ticket?"

"..." Damn... you apologized to me or something, since you were so calm and continued the topic just now... "You should listen to the class carefully, you..."

"No, if you don't promise me, I won't teach you." Li Ze suddenly raised his voice.

"If you don't promise me to come up and answer this question correctly, you don't want to leave school!" The teacher threw a piece of chalk straight at Li Ze's head, and when the two of us looked at the teacher, how could we feel that she was blown out? It's over..."Come up, do all the five questions on the blackboard, and the other students will do it in the notebook..."

"Alas..." I walked back to my seat and put the textbook on the table. Li Ze also followed me, walked up to the podium and took a piece of white chalk. "Can you stop being so close to me." I looked at Li Ze who was almost stuck to my back with disdain.

"I can't, what should I do?" Li Ze looked at me with what he thought was very pitiful eyes. "Linghu~"

"Why don't you die..." I ignored his words and began to write answers and various formulas on the blackboard, such as gravity.

"Linghu Yifei," Li Ze changed his posture and looked at me with his hands on his hips, "I have counted carefully since the beginning of school, and you have to scold me at least five times a day for the phrase 'why don't you die' , what else have you not scolded me besides this?"

"Don't make noise, I'm counting..."

"Say it, scold me!"

"Go to hell!"

"Not this sentence!"

"You are sick!"

"Very good," Li Ze clapped his hands seriously, "It seems that you have been changed by me!"

"You can talk like this on the podium," the physics teacher poked Li Ze's forehead with his index finger, and gestured us back to our seats. "Good students, look at the blackboard..." The teacher held a red Chalk, staring at the various formulas I wrote on the blackboard, there was a lot of discussion below, the teacher tapped on the blackboard with chalk, and said after 1 minute: "Very good, all right."

"Wow—" There was an uproar in the class.

"Wow!" Li Ze looked at me with his jaw closed, "Have you ever studied?" I shook the textbook in front of his face, "You can understand! You are a child prodigy." Li Ze Ze clapped his palms twice, sighing, shaking his head in disbelief, I couldn't stand it anymore, his saliva was about to flow out, I stretched out my hand to lift his chin back, so that his mouth Close it for me so I don't want to breathe his puff as fresh air.

The female classmate at my front desk suddenly turned around, looked at me, didn't speak, I kept staring at her, she seemed to be thinking for a long time before putting her exercise book on my desk, if I didn't remember If I'm wrong, the person at the front desk should be Chen Guoguo, "Student Linghu, I want to ask, have you done this last question? Or do you know how to do it after taking a look?"

"..." I still looked at her sharply.

"I'm calling you!" Li Ze suddenly yelled in my ear, and I came back to my senses. After I took the exercise book and glanced at it, I looked for it again. In my memory, the matching The exercises in the exercise book are all written according to the exercises in the book, but the values ​​are different, the answers are different, and the descriptions are different, but the nature is indeed the same. Understood." I showed her my textbook, because my textbook still has a lot of notes, and the notes are special... How should I put it... Basically, even the bottom one knows how to read my notes... …

"Thank you." Chen Guoguo smiled, took my textbook and turned back to start doing the questions.

"Although she's not particularly pretty," Li Ze whispered in my ear, "but she's quite pleasing to the eye, you can consider it..." Li Ze looked at me firmly, then nodded his head vigorously .

"What are you thinking about?" I responded lightly to Li Ze.

"I'm not going to tell you, I'm thinking of using it as my girlfriend." Li Ze put his hands behind his head.

"Then think about it, it's none of my business." I started to tidy up the exercise books on the table, exercise books and the like, and took the textbooks handed back by Chen Guoguo at the front desk, and put the books in the file bag, Because the class bell has already started to ring.Li Ze saw me tidying up, so he tidied up too: "Linghu Yifei, what type do you like?"

"It's none of your business..." I suddenly stopped and looked at a girl standing next to Li Ze with an idiotic smile on her face. Li Ze also looked in the same direction as me, and the girl suddenly said, "Don't worry about me~ It's me Have you bothered you, I'm sorry I'm leaving, I'm leaving."

"It's none of your business...the rotten girl is following her, I'm afraid she's making up something..." I looked at Li Ze speechlessly.

"I'm already thinking about it..." Li Ze pointed to the girl who was giggling at the back door of the classroom, and sighed, "You should tell me..." Li Ze said weakly.

"Let's talk first." Anyway, it would be nice to chat with you about life if you are bored after class...

"Look at your cute face~ Hehehe..." Suddenly a rotten girl passed by my desk, and then quickly ran to
"I'm so fucking handsome!" I slammed the table and stood up, Li Ze hugged my waist to prevent me from running away, "Who are you talking about! Ha!!" I pointed in the direction where the bird disappeared Roaring loudly, then sat down calmly, "You continue to talk..."

"You've changed so fast, you were still roaring just now and now you've calmed down," Li Ze looked at me in surprise, "Then let me tell you first, me... tsk! I should like women who are both strong and weak Well, it should be strong, it should be strong, it should be weak, but that woman is very tired, there should be those people, how about you?"

"It's good to be gentle." I replied lightly to Li Ze.

"...More characteristics, like me, I like the kind of little bird that is more dependent on people." Li Ze gave me a "please" gesture, looking forward to my speech.

"It's fine if you have a good temper." I remained calm.

"Okay, let's skip the inside, let's talk about appearance." Li Ze looked at me for a few seconds and found that I hadn't moved. "I'll say it first." Li Ze patted my shoulder, "It's just pleasing to the eye, plain makeup Beautiful women are the best, you can see that the girls in the class are all flirting now, and they are starting to wear colored contact lenses and eyeliner, although it is still spreading, but I think it is coming soon..."

"I like long hair..." I responded to Li Ze, but Li Ze looked at me speechlessly, so I replied, "It doesn't matter if you can grow long hair, but no one is allowed to grow long hair now. Just have beautiful eyes. "

"Well, the eyes are the windows to the soul."

"hemorrhoid?"

"The window, the window of the window!" Li Ze said, "Where do you go to find a girl with prettier eyes than yours? Don't say you can draw it with a sketch. I hate big touches the most... Also, Are you really a boy?"

"..." I don't know who was watching other people's place last time, and even exclaimed strange words in the toilet, even others thought you were sick...

"Hey, Linghu Yifei." Chen Guoguo sat down and said to Li Ze, "How old is he?"

"Older than me!" Li Ze smiled wickedly.

"You are so young! Hahahaha." Chen Guoguo smiled and patted my desk, "Is it possible that you..." Chen Guoguo stroked her little finger.

"Enough, what do you mean, you..." Li Ze suddenly stood up and pointed at Chen Guoguo. Chen Guoguo seemed to realize that something was wrong, and started running outside the classroom. Li Ze ran after Chen Guoguo. "Wait a minute, what are you talking about?" I suddenly realized, but I really didn't expect such an evil place at the time. It can be said that my head was short-circuited, and I followed it out stupidly...

(End of this chapter)