I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 1 Admission
Let me start by talking about how mediocre I am... Wait, I think I'm still alive, and I'm still a teenager after all.Compared to my name, I should be a little bit more special than others. Anyway, it’s not called the pupil of flames. I stepped into the gate of the junior school. This school I have never seen before, and I have never seen such colorful buildings. , the huge stone that enters the school gate is really speechless... "The classroom seems to be on the sixth floor or something... Fuck, since I have to climb the sixth floor on the first day of school." Due to various reasons of my own, I deliberately tried Going to a place far away from the city where I live at home, after all, I have experienced bad things, so let’s treat it as a new place, a new start... I looked at the seat chart on the door, and I was in the last row. I found my own name at the position by the window, and the grids of others have grown much larger as my name has expanded...

When I stepped into the classroom, it was because I didn't know each other. Everyone quietly went about their own work, took off their satchels and put them in the drawer, and sat down.I just sat down for a while, it must be the class teacher, when I walked in, the class was so quiet that I could hear the sound of the silver needle falling to the ground, it was simply, "I will call the students in order according to the student number of the grade, so that I can register who is absent It's gone." Waiting for the head teacher to look through her file folder, "No. [-] Linghu Yifei."

"Here." I timidly returned her.The students around me looked at me with strange eyes, and even those sitting in front turned their heads to look at me.

"Very good, as long as the top students are here." The head teacher took a pen and drew a few strokes on the paper.

To be honest, I often got in with the best grades in the city in the exams back then. Since I was not in the local area, I had to meet the principal and so on. I will never forget the scene where the principal wiped his nose and held it in my hand. I feel like I want to die... "Your name is amazing Linghu Cong." The tablemate suddenly accosted me.

"..." I looked at him with contempt.

"My name is Li Ze, you are a girl..." My deskmate looked at me with a half-doubtful tone.

"Which eye of yours saw that I was a girl!!" I suddenly yelled out, probably because people misunderstood me from the previous school, I thought that if I changed to another school, someone would see through me at a glance... My mother is very beautiful, and she has the same appearance in her thirties as she was in her twenties. Everyone says that her son looks like her mother, and she doesn't look like a girl like me. Is there any boy who has a deep eyeliner? this...

"Fuck, you are from Taiwan..." Li Ze suddenly stood up and looked at me expectantly, "Hurry up, hurry up, I have never heard you speak some authentic Hokkien dialect..."

"Fuck." I rubbed my forehead speechlessly, would there still be people like this in this society?OMG……

"I have not seen."

"Li Ze! You have to wait until after class to say hello to your classmates." The head teacher scolded in a low voice.The guy was finally willing to sit down, but he watched my class expectantly, and I was drunk too...

after class.

"Say it quickly, say it quickly." Li Ze shook me hard.

"...Why don't you watch Qiong Yao dramas." I replied to him almost rolling my eyes. After replying, I slowly took his hot hands off my shoulders, then got up and walked out of the classroom.

"Ah! Come out!"

"Look, look, look!"

"Really! So handsome!"

"..." Oh my god...what's the situation, I took a few glances at the girls crowded on the edge of the corridor, and looked at me expectantly, what the hell, why didn't I know I was so famous? I, so I am celebrity?Why is it like watching a zoo, have I time-traveled into a silly, white and sweet plot?I bowed my head and walked past them quickly, why was the class I was in so far away from the toilet.

"Damn it, why did the girl run in!" Suddenly a man pulled up his pants hastily.

"What's wrong with this society, do you pee standing up?" A boy suddenly laughed.

"..." I ignored them, walked into a room and closed the door.

"It's true! Are there too many girls queuing up to go to the bathroom, classmate?" Someone knocked on the door suddenly and laughed.

"Yes, yes." I followed your wishes to give you fun.After I replied, they were silent for a while.

"Are you male or female?" Someone suddenly asked.

"Guess." After I fixed my pants, I opened the door and looked at the boy leaning against the door.I walked between them to wash my hands, leaving them disheveled in the wind.After all, no matter where I go, I think it’s fun. Anyway, you don’t know me, and I don’t know you, so it’s okay to play like this... just pretend it’s okay...

I didn't go back to the classroom right away. After all, this school only lasts four to 10 minutes per class, and it's just the end of the recess time. I didn't go to the recess due to physical discomfort, let alone my body can't bear the strenuous exercise.I was just on the balcony at the end of a corridor in front of the class, watching others run around in the 400-meter playground, and repeated the 200-meter test.

"Student, why don't you go to practice during class, are you lazy here?" The patrolling teacher suddenly asked, and I took out the doctor's certificate that I had used for several years from my body and showed her. "This is from a few years ago, you can't use excuses to be lazy, I read more of your little tricks than you read in books, hurry up!!"

"I……"

In the end, I was still kicked out. After I found the class, I walked over and said a few words to the head teacher. Who knew that the head teacher was really optimistic and said: "You just run 200 meters twice~" and put a "V "Word gesture, it doesn't matter if you are so cute at your age... Forget it, you will be fine if you run once or twice... I'll follow the team obediently. (No resistance at all.)
"Yo, Linghu, you are willing to come down and do some exercise."

"Yeah," I did stretching exercises to the beat of the yelling, "I remember your name is Chen Yihao, isn't it?"

"It's a good brain to remember everything like this!" Chen Yihao pressed his legs a few times.

"It's just a name..."

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing..." I stood on the running line, there were eight lanes in total, seven people, the first lane was usually empty, the physical education teacher gave various explanations in front of me, it should be the relationship between us not exercising for a long time during the holiday, and then each Some precautions, anyway, I didn't listen, because the people next to me were saying, "Linghu! I run super fast!" "I'll dump you dozens of meters later, don't cry!"

"Don't worry Linghu, I will run slowly with you, because I am also very slow." Li Ze looked at me with a smile, he might be standing in the fourth lane, and I was in the third lane.Who told you that I run very slowly when I am not in class...

"Get ready!!" The physical education teacher raised his hand, and everyone got ready to run.

"preparation!!"

oh my god...

"run!"

I remember that I flew out with a "swish" at the start. I ran relatively slowly when I was in the curve, and the distance was the same as that of the starting line. I started to speed up. Speaking of it, I also felt that my running posture was very strange. I didn’t touch the ground with my heels. When I ran, the wind was too harsh and I shook my head. I only heard the screams of my classmates: "Wait for me~~~Wait for me~~~ Don't run so fast~~" "You lied to me and agreed to be each other's angel?" "Don't run if you have the ability. !” Then I still ran to the finish line, and when I looked back at them panting “in a mess”, Li Ze put his arm around my shoulder and said silently: “You fucking run so fast without panting, what are you doing? ...don't come down...exercise...exercise...body...ah..."

"Talk to me after you finish breathing." I answered him calmly.

"You... Nihao..." Li Ze pointed to me, and silently moved to the base camp of the class with his waist in his hands.

"You're popular, kid." Chen Yihao patted my waist.

"Well done, let's fire together!" Chen Cheng suddenly cheered behind me! "Today is a carnival!! Yahoo!~"

"I'm just..." It's just a run... I walked slowly back to my class.

"I am fire!" Chen Cheng shouted again suddenly.

"..." I silently glanced at Chen Cheng, seeing him so happy and embarrassed to interrupt him, "I am light!!"

"..." Chen Cheng glanced at me, how can I say that expression, "shocked and a little excited" like meeting a bosom friend by chance.He suddenly pointed at me and said, "We are the only myth!"

"Hahaha." I laughed along.As a result, that guy was laughing, and kept saying "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha", and then... I, who had been calm all the time, walked halfway with him (in the middle of the playground) and "hahahaha" together, as long as the physical education teacher stopped On the radio, we will definitely hear our hahaha wind chime-like laughter echoing. (And it's the kind that laughs until tears come out, the kind that can almost roll on the ground.)
After the inter-class exercises, I was really thirsty and the classroom was so high that I didn't want to climb up, so I could only go to the canteen to squeeze.The canteen is considered small, it was built in a dormitory downstairs of the dormitory.After all, there were a lot of people, and at that time in junior high school, they all wanted to hold a drink in their hands and so on. I, a person who sees through the world, just want to take a bottle of Xbao mineral water, ah no, to quench my thirst …As soon as I walked to the door, my mood almost collapsed, "..." This is a crowd of people, there will be a stampede... I finally made up my mind to squeeze in the door, "Sorry, Please let me..." Before I could say the word "down", I was hit on the face by an elbow... I decided to calm down my chaotic emotions, and when I was about to squeeze in again, "Let me... "I was slapped on the back of the head again...I'm going...I was pushed to the corner before I recovered, and the two dollars I was holding tightly fell to the ground...Damn my two dollars, When I was about to pick it up, the person in front stepped back and knocked me to the ground.fed up……

With a voice that was several times higher than usual, I said, "You don't have eyes..." Since you stepped on me for two dollars!

"..." This dormitory, ah no, the commissary fell silent for an instant, maybe it was overwhelmed by my roar... The people who were crowded around me also gave up a one-meter range for me to move.

"..." Why did I seem to have done something bad?It doesn’t matter, they are piled up by the wall, anyway, the middle is just empty, I lowered my head and picked up my shiny two dollars, then asked for a bottle of water, and walked out of the canteen silently... Why do I feel that I am a little bit ashamed ...

"What's your name, classmate..." "Pfft!!" Because I was drinking water, she happened to take a picture of me, and then I...sprayed water on her face mercilessly...

"Ah, I'm sorry." I immediately took out a tissue from my pocket (due to rhinitis, there is often a tissue in my pocket), "I'll wipe it for you."

"Ah ah!"

"Ah, I'm sorry you came by yourself." I handed her the tissue.

"..." The girl glanced at me and said, "Which class are you in, how old are you?"

"five."

"What is your name."

"Linghu Yifei."

"Linghu?" She glanced at me because she was taller than me, and looked at me as if she looked at me with disdain... "Well, I probably know who you are." She left after saying this.

"What's wrong?" I looked at her leaving back.

"You are miserable Linghu Chong." Li Ze appeared on my left side drinking a bottle of yogurt. He should have seen my puzzled eyes and continued: "I heard that the girl's boyfriend is the head of this school. What if That girl has taken a fancy to you, and that boss will definitely settle accounts with you."

"Fuck, her head is separated from her body..." I looked at Li Ze in horror.

"No," Li Ze looked at me with disgust, "It's her boyfriend who is the boss of this school, be careful what his boyfriend asks you to settle accounts with, alas...you don't have enough EQ, I'll give you some points... ...Chen Cheng!" Li Ze suddenly waved at Chen Cheng.

"Hey~!" Chen Cheng turned around in various enchanting poses, "Little sister, sit on the bow~!"

"Brother, I'll go ashore~!"

"..." When I was about to leave, I was pulled back by Li Ze, who put my shoulders on my shoulders and shook me in various ways.

"En En Ai Ai Swinging the Rope~!" I had no choice but to sing with the two of them, but it was still out of tune.

"Everybody!!" Chen Cheng suddenly held up the boxed ice tea in his hand, "Follow my rhythm!"

"..." I don't know him... I don't know him... I walked past him silently, intending to go around him, because he was standing right next to the window of the third grade of junior high school, facing the corridor of the second grade of junior high school, in the middle That little passageway place.As a result, when I was about to leave, since he trotted over and grabbed me, the radio was just playing Bigbang's song... Then everyone in the class was too tired to lie on the benches in the central garden, and didn't want to climb so high... ..."Letmeseeyourhands!" As a result, Chen Cheng became more and more excited...

"..." And under the eyes of people all over the world, I was bouncing around with his arms around my shoulders... My heart was actually broken. The only shameful PLAY in my life was taken away by this self-proclaimed maniac. gone……

　This is another novel based on the previous article "Finding You Together", which revolves around the male number three in the previous article - Linghu Yifei, the world seen from his No.1 perspective. Before meeting Bai Fengling and the others, what kind of person he was revealed a hint of maturity amidst his childishness.How does he experience the world differently than ordinary people?
　　
　
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