The Scumbag of Fast Transmigration Guide to Self-Help

Chapter 33 Setting up four loving Taoist couples who collapsed (2)

Yuan Jin sat on the grass, holding his hands and feeling melancholy.

To put it bluntly, he and Yingniang's cultivation of immortality is to sit in a well and watch the sky.

According to the setting of this world, all things with spiritual consciousness can cultivate immortality, but if you want to truly achieve immortality, you have to go to Tiange, which has been established for more than 7000 years, to become a disciple.Legend has it that the Heavenly Pavilion is the place most closely connected with the fairy world. Immortals in the fairy world directly select disciples from the Heavenly Pavilion to become immortals, and this Heavenly Pavilion has always only accepted qualified humans.Although he and Ying Niang have transformed into human forms, they are still spirits in nature.

Without the enlightenment of the immortal, he and Yingniang have to rely on cultivation to become immortals, and they don't know how many years they will have to wait.

"Let you pick the fruit for me, you're being lazy here!" Yingniang's hand landed on his ear, turning it around again and again.

Yuan Jin hurriedly begged for mercy, "Yingniang, I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong. Let's do it."

Yingniang's appearance is gentle and pleasant, and her voice is soft and touching, but her temperament of striking at the slightest disagreement is not at all like a docile oriole.He glanced at her secretly, and hurried to the other side.

"It's not my darling that your apprentice is not good at ordinary times. I'm afraid I'll treat her badly. Why are you lazy to pick a fruit now?" Ying Niang stood behind him with her hips crossed, inquiry written all over her face.

No matter what kind of creature it is, as long as the gender is female, one thing must be kept in mind: talk less about other people of the same sex in front of her, act more and explain less meaninglessly.Otherwise, the more you talk, the more she thinks, and the less you will have in the future.

Therefore, Yuan Jin smiled lightly, handed her the randomly picked fruits in the basket, and changed the subject: "I heard from Peach Blossom Essence that some foreigners will pass by our mountain in a few days, should we retreat and hide?" open?"

"Peach Blossom Essence?" Yingniang was quickly distracted, and cast a hesitant glance at him, "When did she tell you that?"

There is a reason why Yuan Jin suddenly mentioned Peach Tree Spirit.Before Yingniang could find a cave to live in, she often accompanied Peach Blossom Essence.As for the Peach Blossom Essence, she is dressed up all day long, and every time she meets someone of the opposite sex, she will stretch out a flower branch to trip someone else. This trip trips him, who is still a rabbit spirit, and the three of them get acquainted.Later, he and Yingniang lived in the same cave to practice, and the Peach Blossom Essence was jealous for a long time.However, he didn't know whether it was Yingniang's jealousy or his jealousy.

"It was yesterday." Yuan Jin's face was not red and his heart was not beating when he lied.

"Outsiders come here, there are so many monsters on this mountain, we are afraid that they will fail!" Yingniang snatched the basket from his hand.

When the two went back, Hua Mianmian had been awake for a long time.Since she woke up, her stomach has been growling. When she saw the fruit in Yingniang's hand, her big eyes lit up. She looked at Yingniang's face again, swallowed her saliva secretly, and cast her eyes for help to the side as a background board. master.

Yuan Jin didn't want to go to his room without saying a word because of the dispute between her and Ying Niang.Yingniang was kind-hearted, and she didn't want to embarrass a poor human girl, so she threw the basket to her side and went to the kitchen to make soup.

Dao Zi Zui Dou Fu Xin said that she should be such a person.Obviously she and Yuan Jin are both spirits, and it is enough to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, and they don't need to eat hot food like humans, but in order to take care of Hua Mianmian's delicate stomach, she still spares no effort to do good deeds.

Hua Mianmian finished eating a whole basket of wild fruits, and Yingniang's soup was ready.The rich and fragrant smell entered Hua Mianmian's nose, causing her to shake her head involuntarily.

"Master, I'm hungry." She raised her voice and called inside.

Yingniang, who was serving soup, shook her hands, and said angrily, "I don't have long hands, I can't feed you with them!"

"Oh, I'll come in right away." Hua Mianmian pouted, her face drooping, and when she came in, she found that Mistress had already made soup for her, and her face instantly brightened again, and she said coquettishly and cutely: "Mistress is really good!" good."

Yingniang said impatiently: "Go away, go away, your master and I are going out to practice."

It's not that she hates Hua Mianmian, she just has no experience dealing with such a delicate human girl.

The big eyes on Hua Mianmian's small face were suddenly clouded with mist, and she said pitifully, "Master, you and Master need to come back early, I'm afraid at home alone."

"You're such a grown-up, so what's there to be afraid of?" Yingniang caught a glimpse of her lost look from the corner of her eye, she softened her heart, waved her sleeves, and changed her tone: "You obediently stay at home and clean up the house, your master and I will also I'm back."

"Yeah." Hua Mianmian nodded obediently while holding the empty bowl of soup, "I will be very obedient at home, waiting for you and Master to come back."

"En." Yingniang lowered her tone rarely.Yuan Jin, who passed by the door, trembled, feeling that the direction of things was beginning to be strange.

In the empty valley, the moon shines brightly.

Ying Niang and Yuan Jin performed closing gestures, jumped up into the air, and landed on the branches of the paulownia tree.

The paulownia tree spirit is the simplest in the whole mountain. It eats and sleeps every day, and has no intention of cultivating. Therefore, its physique is extremely strong, and six or seven people can sit on any branch.Therefore, Yingniang and Yuan Jin would sit on his branch for a while after each practice to gather their spiritual energy.

Yingniang still brought up the old question during the day, "Why didn't I see you and Hua Mianmian lingering?"

"I'm wronged." Yuan Jin held her hand, "I saved her that day because I took a fancy to her pure yin physique."

Under the feet that the two didn't notice, the grass spirit and flower spirit pricked up their ears to inquire.

"Did you really not take advantage of her situation during the day?" Yingniang was not easily fooled by his answer.

Yuan Jin put her hand on her rabbit's heart, stared at her affectionately and said: "If I do something to take advantage of others during the day, Yuan Jin will never be able to cultivate into a fairy for the rest of my life."

The Flower Essence and the Grass Essence looked at each other tacitly, but couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

I have never heard of this ordinary spirit being able to become an immortal.This shrewd rabbit clearly made such an oath because he felt guilty after having done something bad.

"Shut up." Yingniang flicked down her sleeves, and the flowers and grass spirits tilted their heads to one side, and hurriedly called out, "Yingniang, spare me, spare me..."

"If you dare to eavesdrop again, you will definitely be dragged and thrown into the river." As soon as Yingniang finished speaking, the flower essence and grass essence had already fled elsewhere.She turned her head and looked at Yuan Jin beside her, pretending to be gentle and said: "You promise me again, you didn't move a single finger of her."

Yuan Jin suddenly found that the tigress was a bit touching when she was gentle. He took a tight breath and swore, "I can assure you that I never touched her with a single finger. If I did touch her, I'll send a thunderbolt from the sky. Forever shall not be reborn."

"You are an honest gentleman." Yingniang patted his shoulder with her hand, and her heart completely fell into her stomach.

(End of this chapter)