The Scumbag of Fast Transmigration Guide to Self-Help

Chapter 32 Setting up four loving Taoist couples who collapsed (1)

"Master, master, why are you still awake? Mianmian is almost unbearably hot." When Yuan Jin opened his eyes, his snow-white body was directly exposed in front of him.In line with the principle of no evil, he immediately closed his eyes.

No surprise, this time he is still a scumbag.

He and Yingniang were elves who cultivated in the same cave. After more than 300 years of meditation practice, Yingniang was the first to transform into a human form, but she has been carefully guarding by his side. After waiting for more than 200 years, he faded from the rabbit and became a human.They were originally two spirits without foundation, and they occupied a cave to practice. During the period, it was difficult and difficult for outsiders to understand.

The two people who turned into humans formed a Taoist couple in the cave and prepared to continue cultivating immortals.At this time, Hua Mianmian, a human woman, strayed into their territory and was rescued by him.At first, he only valued Hua Mianmian's pure Yin physique and wanted to use her as a furnace for cultivating immortals to help the two of them practice, so he accepted her as his disciple.Unexpectedly, she was captured by Silly Bai Tianhua Mianmian in the end, and her whole heart fell on her, completely forgetting her Taoist companion Yingniang.

Yingniang's nature is not bad, she just wanted to drive Hua Mianmian away, but she was misunderstood by him many times, and the two finally fought, and each other's vitality was seriously injured, and they both returned to their original forms, while Hua Mianmian was rescued by the fairy and left this place , Only he and Yingniang died of old age and never saw each other again.

"Master, master, why are you closing your eyes? Didn't you like to see disciples wearing nothing?" Hua Mianmian leaned on him while talking.

Yuan Jin cursed the original owner in his heart, the scum has reached the level, this is not the physique of a greedy person, it is obviously the body of a greedy person!too cheap!He yelled sharply, "Stop!" With a wave of his hands, the transformed clothes were already tightly attached to her body, and only then did he open his eyes.

"Master, I feel bad." Hua Mianmian tugged on the clothes on her body, pouted and acted coquettishly, and the neckline loosened again.

Yuan Jin only glanced at it, then quickly turned his head away, and at the same time summoned Yingniang, who was sucking the spiritual energy of the sun and the moon, back with his mind.

Hua Mianmian's blushing face and fascinated eyes showed that she was poisoned by the camphor spirit in the forest.Yingniang had also been poisoned by this poison before, and the two spent days and nights lingering in the pool before they were completely cured.Thinking of those fragments in the memory of the original owner, his face flushed, and he was even more embarrassed to look up.

Yingniang rushed back in a hurry, seeing Hua Mianmian who was tied up in a corner and kept wriggling, her eyes quickly glanced at Yuan Jin, a little questioning what she saw, that he was so strong that he was able to sit still.

"Ms. Ying, please quickly diagnose and treat Hua Mianmian. I'll go find the camphor tree spirit and ask him to come up with the antidote." After Yuan Jin finished speaking, he had already arrived in the woods.Ying Niang, who was left alone in the cave, thought deeply about why he suddenly changed his gender and no longer called her "Mianmian" in a sticky manner.

"Hey, isn't this our Rabbit Immortal Yuan Jinyuan Immortal?" The camphor tree spirit shook the leaves on her body and pressed her legs against the small tree next to her, with an extremely arrogant attitude.

In this whole mountain, who doesn’t know that Yuan Jin, the rabbit spirit, and Ying Niang, the oriole, have whimsical thoughts. Although they are spirits, they want to become immortals.But these 500 years have passed, and these two people have just transformed into human forms, and they have not even touched the edges of the immortals.

When the previous original owner heard what he said, he would always jump up.But now that it's Yuanzheng, I don't feel much.He flicked his hands, and a huge bug jumped onto the camphor spirit's leg. The camphor spirit screamed in fright, "Hurry up, drive me away."

The camphor spirit has always cherished his own appearance the most, so his trunks, branches, and leaves in the whole forest are the tallest, most verdant, and lush, and this unknown insect likes to drill holes in him and destroy his lures. A proud face, and he still has nothing to do with the bug.

"Camphor tree spirit, I don't want to get entangled with you. As long as you come up with the antidote, I'll leave right now."

"Give it up, here it is." The camphor spirit's branch shook like this, and a ball of dark green slime fell down. Yuan Jin quickly flung out his sleeve to catch it, and then replaced it for himself in disgust. A set of clothes.

At the same time, the worms on his body had disappeared, but the camphor tree essence with two big holes gnawed out of his face was so angry that his nose was crooked. Ruin my face."

"Next time you play tricks on Hua Mianmian, be careful I won't be polite to you." Yuan Jin didn't want to get entangled with him, so she put down her harsh words and quickly returned to her cave.

The camphor spirit shook its leaves on the spot and rolled its eyes.

Although he is boring, he is not so boring as to drug a little human girl.It’s not that this little human girl is too annoying, she insists on peeling his bark while he’s sleeping, he didn’t bother with her a few times before, but this little girl got worse and slashed his face with a knife, it’s unbearable It was unbearable, so he had no choice but to get angry and teach her a little lesson.

"I'm back." Yingniang, who had already soaked Hua Mianmian in the ice pool, looked back at him, and Yuan Jin shook out the dark green slime of camphor spirit from her sleeve and onto her hand.

Yingniang squeezed it, frowned, and said in distaste: "Is this the saliva of the camphor tree spirit?"

"Maybe." Yuan Jin faintly felt that this was more like... closed his mouth... dare not say... dare not say...

"Is this to be taken internally or externally?" Fortunately, Yingniang didn't hesitate. She transformed into a bowl and filled it with the mucus.

"Should..." Yuan Jin was deliberating, because he forgot to ask, he hesitated for a while, and pretended to be sure: "Do it internally."

"Understood. You go outside to collect fresh fruits. Hua Mianmian must be hungry when she wakes up, so feed her." Yingniang carried the bowl and walked towards the ice pond behind her.

In Yuan Jin's eyes, it was completely the expression of a knife-mouthed bean curd heart.

Yingniang's hand touched Hua Mianmian's forehead, the high fever had not subsided, and she was about to withdraw her hand, but she hugged her. Yingniang knew that she had been poisoned, so she pinched her mouth without hesitation. Just poured it in.

Hua Mianmian was so choked that she just wanted to vomit, and Yingniang, who was afraid that her success would fall short, immediately covered her mouth to prevent her from vomiting.After a while, Hua Mianmian's body softened, and Yingniang fished her out of the ice pool, and gently wiped off the water on her body with the towel she had prepared long ago.

At five hundred years old, she has seen many human girls and other good-looking monsters.But the human woman in her arms now impressed her the most.It's not because Hua Mianmian is beautiful, nor is it because she is delicate, but because she has a sense of innocence that doesn't know the world.

A sharp gleam flashed in her eyes, and she suddenly remembered that she had not yet carefully questioned Hua Mianmian's origins.

(End of this chapter)