Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 23
Lili really wanted to give Lin Luo a crow's mouth, and she was overjoyed for a while, but it worked out.There was a price for Director Wu to let her stay in the house. She was going to water the vegetables in the yard behind the house. Looking at the lush green vegetable field, Lily wilted.

Assistant director Zhang was in charge of staying behind to monitor Lili, sitting under the parasol by the yard, leisurely rocking the old man's chair, fanning the big sunflower fan and commanding: "Lili, go water the cucumber shed over there first! The shelves there are set up high, so it’s not easy to dry them in the sun.”

Lily carried a large shower and walked to the nearest creek. A shower bucket was thrown into the clear water, splashing water, then bent over to lift the handle, carrying the large shower, while leaking water, she went to the nearest stream. The cucumber shed was struggling to move forward.The original owner's weak arms, she has no strength to complain about, she is too weak, carrying water is killing her, just arrived at the Guapeng intersection, she was already exhausted, she put down the shower in time, and took a breath.

"Lili, how could you give up halfway? I held it in one breath and poured one row of water in one bucket. Only then did I finish the work efficiently and quickly. I can go back to the house early and sigh about the air conditioner, so I don't have to blow hot air here!" Zhang Seeing someone's delicate demeanor, the assistant director stood up and hurriedly gave some instructions. Dakui flapped her fan, chattering like a matchmaker.

Lili sent a slap in the face, complaining wildly in her heart: I don't feel like you are doing the work, I don't know how heavy this big bucket of water is?Command blindly, do you know how to respect people?What is the reminder, I like to dawdle, I like to take my time, and I will pull you to feel the baking of summer heat together, what's wrong?
But she is a beater who eats herself, these cursing words must be crushed and swallowed in her stomach, she must not be anxious, irritable, let alone manic, she can make money if she is calm, and her job will be ruined if she is not calm, so she turned her back to the camera, He rolled his eyes fiercely, took a deep breath, picked up the shower head, and made the most powerful lingering step ever. The water in the shower gush out along the head in a spray shape, moistening the area below. The dry ground, moistened with water, seemed to turn a lot greener in an instant, and the leaves trembled vigorously.

"The wind is really good~ It's much cooler!" Lili wiped the sweat from her forehead, and breathed a sigh of relief, and finally finished watering a row of cucumbers.

"Lili, come on, for the sake of the happiness of the few of us, you have to work harder!" Director Zhang saw Lili's strength, fanned the big sunflower fan without haste, and shouted excitedly.

Lili felt that this was an opportunity to exercise, so she didn't hesitate anymore. She went to the stream to fetch water and watered the fields five or six times in a row. Lili was almost tired, so she leaned on the railing of the melon shed and rested for a while.

"Lili, you can't just stand when you are resting! We are recording a program, you can't be a piece of wood and take money for nothing to perform for everyone." Assistant director Zhang came up with a moth again and forced Lili The lens is open for business.

When the follow-up staff heard the order, they immediately put the camera in front of Lili.Against the background of cyan vines, a delicate beauty is sweating profusely, looking at the camera resentfully. At the moment, the sun is particularly good, hitting Lili's prosperous beauty, the crystal sweat beads, fair and delicate skin, clearly visible, plus The idyllic scenery has the illusion of a wild photo.

The audience in the live broadcast room were fascinated by the beauty attack, and couldn't help but barrage.

"Damn it, is Heixinli trying to seduce the film crew? Jealousy broke me apart!"

"You can't lie with your conscience covered. Hei Xinli's appearance has completely conquered me. I declare that I am no longer a gangster and I see my former allies of the black fans again."

"The guy who abandoned the organization just now, don't beg to return to the team in the future, Heixin Li is a femme fatale, don't be fooled."

"Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense upstairs, Hei Xinli is wearing a farmer's sister's shirt given by the official program group today, and it doesn't matter if you want to perform a wet seduction. Try wearing this ugly clothes to seduce me , it's all supported by Hei Xinli's damn good looks."

"The proud and noble lady has fallen to this point, her resentful little eyes are okay, but she is a little bit dark. I like to see people down and down the most."

"My goddess, thank you for your hard work. You are such a hard-working girl. Come on, goddess, you can do it. You have taken over this field!"

……

Lili pushed back a few steps and moved away from the camera for a while. She sighed helplessly and put on a business smile: "Hi, audience, take advantage of this gap and sing a folk song for everyone to meet the scene."

The filming staff waited in full force and adjusted the camera so that Lili could enter the country. But when Lili opened her mouth, the staff was so surprised that they didn't hold the equipment properly, and the camera trembled.

Lily picked up the shower head, used it close to her mouth as a microphone, and used the shower barrel as a guitar, and started a horrible folk song with incomplete tone in a self-indulgent manner, which was simply a torture to the ears.

"Yo~ Descendants of the mountains~
I love the sun~
I love the sun~
people in the mountains~
The eighteen bends of the mountain road here,

The waterway here is in a series of nine,

The folk songs here are lined up,

The folk songs here are string to string,

......"

Netizens were so frightened that they couldn't even move their hands to post barrages. Their little hearts were almost strangled by this song. It was so magical. Is this the same beautiful and cheerful "Mountain Road Eighteen Bends" that they have heard?This was simply ruined by someone and turned into a sharp weapon.

After Lily sang a song, she became more interested and wanted to encore by herself. She imagined that this was a concert scene and shouted excitedly: "Hello tomatoes in the field across the way! Hello chickens in the thatched hut next to me. Don’t you want to play another song? Okay, then I’ll be more respectful than obey and give you a benefit!”

The filming staff and Deputy Director Zhang, who was watching the show next to him, covered their ears to avoid the magic sound, but at this moment the savior appeared, and a handsome guy who looked familiar appeared in the vegetable garden with a suitcase. He opened the door with a polite smile: "Hello, is there anyone there?"

Seeing the flying guests coming, Assistant Director Zhang quickly stood up and stepped forward to give a warm welcome.

Lily looked over there following the sound, and immediately recognized the flying guest. She was so shocked that the showerhead in her hand fell to the ground with a clang.What the hell?The flying guest turned out to be a lustful man who wanted to do something directly in the toilet in broad daylight.Ahhh~ If she was recognized, would she be more embarrassed, or would that guy be more embarrassed?

As long as the other party didn't find out, she didn't have to be embarrassed, so Lili chose to concentrate on watering, ignoring the guests, pretending to be busy with farm work and not seeing, and ran to the stream to fetch water.

However, that winkless guy from Assistant Director Zhang called her by her name and asked her to welcome the guests: "Lili, stop what you're doing first, and say hello to the new male guest, Lu Yang."

"Director Zhang, I'm busy, go and say hello!" Lili pretended to be actively watering with the shower, not daring to face Lu Yang directly, she didn't want to die on the spot.

"Lili, do you want to cut the rice now? Or come and greet Lu Yang to enter the house now?" Assistant Director Zhang could only throw out his ultimate move and threatened.

"I'm going to find Director Wu and the others right now. The male guests will leave it to you, Director Zhang!" Lili passed by the vegetable field without looking back, bypassing Lu Yang and Assistant Director Zhang, and ran away without a trace.

Assistant director Zhang didn't expect that Lili would not play the cards according to the routine. He looked at the figure of someone running away, and his teeth were itching with anger. How could he not give him any face!
Fortunately, someone gave a step down, otherwise how could she stay away from Lu Yang.Lili patted her chest thankfully to appease her little heart that was about to die of fright, and breathed a sigh of relief by the way.

It was not easy for the filming staff to keep up with Lili's [-]-meter sprint speed, and kindly reminded: "Director Zhang didn't mean that, you misunderstood, you can save it when you go back now, otherwise your life will be miserable in the future .”

"I choose Les Miserables, isn't that the educational theme of our program?" Lily made a resolute gesture of cheering, wouldn't it be a waste of time to go back?She wouldn't be that stupid, it would take a day to hide.

So the staff had no choice but to follow Lili to the rice fields and remotely notify Director Wu of the incident.Director Wu was curious that Lili would give up a good opportunity to be lazy, and asked around insinuatingly, but Lili was only busy with work, and insisted on not suppressing any news, which frustrated the gossip-loving Director Wu.

(End of this chapter)