Quick Travel: Cannon Fodder Guide to Survive

Chapter 22
"Lily, have you washed your feet?"

Lily returned to the main force, and everyone who passed her suppressed a smile and asked politely.She was puzzled, and she clearly agreed with the filming staff that this should be kept as a secret between the two of them, and the clips of this scandal should be cut off so that no one can see it, why is it different from what she imagined.

Lili slapped the filming staff severely.The filming staff shook his head innocently, saying that he really didn't leak the secret.

"Hahahaha~ Lily rarely won the first prize today, why don't you take the opportunity to buy a lottery ticket? Hahahaha~" Lin Luo, who was wearing rustic clothes, stepped forward and patted Lily on the shoulder, smiling treacherously.

"What do you know? Tell me, which bastard is talking nonsense!" Lily stretched out her slender arms to form a hand knife, stood on tiptoes, put it on Lin Luo's neck, imitating the martial arts movie "The Knight", and threatened fiercely .

"Hahahaha, Lili, you are so funny! Hahahaha~ No one told us, we believe what we see, hahaha~" Lin Luo smiled very lightly, and felt that Lili's serious posture of interrogating the prisoner was very funny , compared with the aggrieved look of someone stepping on shit that I just saw on the monitor, I felt inexplicably full of joy.

"Tell me, who told you to see it, tell me quickly, or you'll be damned!" Lili couldn't calm down when she learned that someone leaked the humiliating footage, and even her threatening voice trembled with anger.

"It's Director Wu. He suddenly laughed maniacally in the equipment car, making everyone curious. Then he went over to take a look, hahahaha~ Your feet were soaked in the excrement of natural green food. How do you feel?" Lin Luo didn't. It's not enough to betray Director Wu loyally, and he is still determined to make up for Lili. This person is really not afraid of offending others, and he doesn't even know how to die!

Lili got on the equipment truck angrily and saw Director Wu.He was surprised to see Lili barging in, and then began to hold back a smile, pretending to be serious and asking: "Lili, what do you want from me? I've been late for work for so long, why don't you go to work in the fields!"

"Are you giving me black material!" Lili held back her anger and asked through gritted teeth. It seems that if she doesn't teach the director to be a person, she thinks that she, who has no background, is easy to bully!

"No, it was all an accident. They came to see your jokes by themselves, and it has nothing to do with me!" Director Wu shirked responsibility with a strong desire to survive, and put his blame completely.

"You, you, you!" Lily wanted to curse, but as one of the national talents with higher education and high quality, how could she lower her status for such a person!It's not worth it. Anger will easily cause wrinkles. What's more, you are your boss. If you dare to quarrel with me, don't you want to hang out?Aren't you afraid that the evil-minded Director Wu will come to put on her little shoes?
As a shrewd migrant worker, she constantly resolves herself, psychologically suggesting: I am not angry, I am magnanimous, in order to make money, hang on!As long as I don't cause trouble, I can continue to stay here and earn tens of thousands a day, which is simply a godsend opportunity to make quick money.Hold on, the chances of passing this novel are going up. For the sake of money, I choose to forgive!

"I swear, I definitely didn't do it on purpose!" Director Wu was afraid that Lili would pick up his irritable nature before, so he gave him a Tathagata Palm in person, plus silkworm legs. Save your life.

"That's good. Director Wu can pay more attention next time. It's rare to meet a talkative artist like me. You're lucky this time. If something happens to you, you brain, tsk tsk~" Li Li Yan shot Director Wu's neck frantically with a knife, threatening casually.

"Hehehe, it's all a misunderstanding, you just need to understand!" Director Wu felt his neck go cold, and forced a smile to ease the tense atmosphere.

"Then I won't bother you, Director Wu. I'll go to work." Lili got out of the equipment truck without looking back, and walked towards the Supergirl team in the field.

"Lili, I'll go back and teach you a little trick to get rid of the smell of shoes, so I can guarantee that your shoes won't smell anymore?" Zhao Lanlan looked at Lili's wet canvas shoes and kindly suggested.

"No need, the cow dung has been washed by the stream, and it doesn't stink anymore!" Lily didn't want to worry about the bad luck of stepping on the dung anymore. She concentrated on her work with a blank expression. As long as she didn't react, those people would find it boring , then this little accident can pass without anyone noticing.She is such a clever little ghost, she can think of such efficient and useful methods.

However, contrary to expectations, this matter has been frantically screenshotted by the majority of netizens and made into emoticons.

Lily was surprised when she accidentally discovered that she had stepped on shit, with a sad expression on her face: Why do I always win the prize! (A black heart flower steps on cow dung) (Why does shit depend on me!)
An animated picture of Lily being chased by a dog: Why are you chasing me? I don’t have syrup in a hurry! (The black heart in front, you have been arrested, stop!) (You chase me, talking about the history of love and death between me and Ergou.)
GIF of Lili rubbing shit in the grass with disgust on her face: Hey ~ stinky! (Grass feed you some nutrition, hug my feet, don’t let go.) (Have you ever considered how grass feels!)

So the whole Internet knew that Lili stepped on shit today. When Lili was lying in bed reading the news at night, she was so heartbroken, ah~ Can this generation of netizens be more normal?The fact that she stepped on shit was put on the hot search list, her outlook is abnormal!

The next day, Director Wu announced: "There are flying guests coming today. One person is left to guard the base camp, and the others continue to complete the final work in the almost-cut golden rice fields. Everyone plays guessing games, and the winner or loser is determined in one round. The last winner stays.”

Lili, a programmer who has learned advanced mathematics, has a bit of an advantage in this kind of probability problem of guessing fist. She is gearing up and ready to go, preparing for the first round of rock-paper-scissors.

"Scissors, rock, paper!" Everyone yelled forcefully, eager to win, but this game has everything, a draw, and we must continue to guess.

Based on everyone's punches in the first round, Lili quickly calculated in her mind, inferring the probability of each person's different punches in the next round, and at the same time decided her next move.

As expected, three people cloth, three people scissors, Lily is one of the victors, there are only three left to solve, Lily feels that she is about to see the dawn of victory.

Lili once again relied on her powerful brain computing ability, step by step, and made moves, and became the final winner, smiling from ear to ear.

"Lili, do you have the ability to read minds? How did you beat everyone?" Lin Luo, a curious baby, came over to inquire about the situation. He stood up and refused to admit defeat. He originally thought he could be lazy for a day, but Lily took advantage of this. went.

"Guessing fist, this is a math problem, such a profound problem, you don't understand! In short, you just need to know that I can predict your prediction, and you will lose as a matter of course!" Lily patted the hand pitifully. Lin Luo, whose brain is not working well, said earnestly.

"Drag what, isn't it just luck? Yesterday was unlucky and stepping on shit, God may feel guilty, and I will just make it up for you today, be careful, God won't see you, take back good luck!" Lin Luo snorted coldly, and went out the door.

The others looked at Lily standing with a smile to say goodbye to everyone, and they were almost jealous. If they knew that yesterday's luck could make up for today, they would also want to step on the shit.

(End of this chapter)