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Chapter 62 Whole Hula Skirt!
"Brother Tony, what are you doing standing there, hurry up, if you're a brother, come pee by the river together!" Du He said.

Fortunately, Du He didn't say he was a brother and came to chop me, otherwise Li Chengqian might not be able to resist going up and giving Du He a few blows.

"I'll forget it. I didn't drink water in the morning, so I can't urinate." Li Chengqian said.

"Why don't you drink a few sips in the river?" Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian: "???"

He was stunned, Fang Jun doesn't speak human words!The two of them were peeing in the river, but let him go to the river to drink water?Do you really think he doesn't hit people?
Du He said: "You can drink water upstream, we pee downstream, it won't affect you, this river is a drinking river, no one pees in it."

"Aren't you two human beings?" Li Chengqian was so convinced by these two deceitful things that he urinated in it even though he knew it was a drinking water river.

The two of them had finished their work, and seeing that Li Chengqian was unwilling to do so, they were both a little unhappy.

Du He said: "Aren't you going to do this, and then tell others that the two of us peed in the river?"

"How is it possible! I'm not that kind of person!" Li Chengqian said.

The other two looked at Li Chengqian, and there seemed to be two words written on their faces: "You are!"

Li Chengqian finally understands that this is a strange testimonial between the three of them. If they urinate in the river together, they are good brothers. If Li Er finds out about this kind of thing, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living penalty cannot be escaped. Layer skin.

No way, Li Chengqian had no choice but to get off his horse, came to the river, untied his belt, and flew straight down three thousand feet...

The other two nodded in satisfaction. This is a good brother, which is reassuring.

Li Chengqian could only comfort himself that he wanted to blend in with the ancients, even if these two were a bit non-mainstream, he had to blend in, after all sand sculpture brothers like this were rare animals, without him, I'm afraid... would die a miserable death.

With a flick, Li Chengqian was done. He said, "What are we going to do next? Climb to the river together to drink water?"

Fang Jun said: "Okay, I happen to be a little thirsty."

After he finished speaking, he walked upstream, pouted his buttocks, put his head on the river, and drank.

"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +88"

Li Chengqian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the boss is awesome, he can't afford to provoke him!He can only say four words... What a warrior!
"Little Dudu, do you want to drink a few too?" Li Chengqian asked.

"I'm not thirsty." Du He said.

thump……

When the sound of falling into the water came, Li Chengqian looked over and was stunned. This guy can fall into the water after drinking water?talent!

"Look, what did I catch?" Fang Jun shouted.

He held up a one-foot-long crucian carp with both hands. The crucian carp opened and closed its mouth. It was obviously not dead. However, Fang Jun was so strong that he couldn't move the crucian carp.

"Brother, what a skill!" Du He shouted.

Li Chengqian was speechless, for a fish?How can you meet people when you are so wet?

When Fang Jun went ashore, he realized that he was completely soaked. He took off all his clothes and pants, twisted them, and put one on each of the three horses to dry. Then, he looked at Li Chengqian and Du He.

"Look what I'm doing? I'm only wearing one pair of pants!" Li Chengqian said.

But he had one more robe than Du He. Fang Jun said: "Brother Tony, give me the robe to wear. I can make do with it."

There was no other way, so Li Chengqian had no choice but to give the robe he was wearing to Fang Jun. Fang Jun put it on directly and tied the large robe tightly to his body with a belt. Occasionally, his bare legs could be seen, and the leg hair was clearly visible, which was so eye-catching!

Fang Jun found a branch to hang the fish on his horse, and the three of them walked down the Liushang River, gradually changing from only plants, bees and butterflies to people.

Li Chengqian took a few glances and randomly found a guard who was about the same size and height as Fang Jun. He said, "Come out and come with us."

"Negative emotion value from Zhou Jiaqing, +156"

When Zhou Jiaqing saw these three people, he had an ominous premonition. Sure enough, he was directly hit by His Royal Highness, and resisted in his heart, but he had no choice but to go with the three.

After walking not far, there were only four people around, and the three got off their horses and surrounded Zhou Jiaqing.

"Zhou Jiaqing, take off your pants." Li Chengqian said.

Zhou Jiaqing stared at Li Chengqian. Although it was an honor to be known by His Royal Highness, such joy was not enough to cover up the shock to him in the second half of the sentence.

"Negative emotion value from Zhou Jiaqing, +188"

"Take it off quickly, don't force us to do it!" Fang Jun said.

Fang Er's rough temper was already well known. Zhou Jiaqing quickly took off his pants, held them up with one trembling hand, and protected his baby with the other.

Fang Jun snatched the trousers, kicked off the shoes on his feet, and put them on by himself. They fit well. He couldn't help being overjoyed: "The trousers are tailor-made for me!"

Zhou Jiaqing finally understood that these three masters didn't know what they were doing, but they lost one's pants. They took a fancy to him because he was about the same size as Fang Jun, and he wanted to cry.

Li Chengqian frowned: "Zhou Jiaqing, what's the matter with you looking like you're going to die? Why don't you have no pants?"

"Negative emotion value from Zhou Jiaqing, +199"

As the most elite imperial guard in the Tang Dynasty, it was the first time he felt such humiliation, and he couldn't even say no.

"Brother Tony, this guy walking around with his butt naked will definitely attract others' attention. When the time comes to ask, I'm afraid it won't be good to name the three of us. I think it's better not to do the same thing..." Du He road.

Zhou Jiaqing said hurriedly: "No! No, I met horse thieves on the road, and they took my pants away."

Fang Jun frowned: "In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, how can there be horse thieves in such a place so close to Chang'an? Your statement is obviously unbelievable!"

Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment when he was told by Xiao Fang and Du. When these two bullied others, their IQs were above average. Why were they so stupid in normal times?

Zhou Jiaqing looked at the upright and reliable Li Chengqian, and almost cried out, "His Royal Highness, help!"

Li Chengqian sighed: "You two, don't bully him, a little guard. How about this? I have an idea. I heard that in the south, there is a place called Hawaii on the other side of the sea. People there like to wear grass skirts and dance. Hula dance, why don't you let the two of them help you make a hula skirt and put it on, it can temporarily cover up your embarrassment."

Xiao Fangdu's eyes lit up, grass skirt, it sounds very interesting!
The two looked at each other and went into the woods. After a while, the two came back. Du He was holding a fresh grass skirt in his hand. He was careful not to touch himself with the grass skirt.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "You two young geniuses, put away your pranks, I can see the nettles on the grass skirt at a glance, do you still want others to wear it?"

He couldn't help complaining in his heart, these two sand sculptures, no one knows how to do it, and the nettles are placed in the grass skirt, so that Zhou Jiaqing will know what sourness is.

Du He and Fang Jun were embarrassed, Du He had to throw away the grass skirt in his hand, and went back to make it again. The second time the grass skirt was normal, Zhou Jiaqing put it on, and his mood improved a lot.

"Since we're wearing grass skirts, let's do a hula dance for the three of us." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Zhou Jiaqing, +125"

(End of this chapter)