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Chapter 61 Pig teammate, cheating!
Chapter 61 Pig teammate, cheating!
After teaching a few more times, Mo Yu felt a little tired. The two of them took a short rest. Li Chengqian dived into the invitations sent by various families, specifically looking for high-end and classy invitations. Once he found them, he stuffed them all in. Mo Yu.
"I've given you a task. You will go to the major families on the invitations instead of me. After completing this task, I can teach you three more moves. In this way, you can learn half of the twelve moves of Wentian. "Li Chengqian said.
Mo Yu had no choice but to agree. Li Chengqian found a total of six invitations, but Mo Yu could hardly hold them. These invitations did not cut corners at all. They were all made of precious red sandalwood and ebony, and each one received two slaps. Size, one inch thick.
Other invitations were not as grand as these invitations. Li Chengqian didn't even bother to read them. There was only one ending in the end, and that was to burn them. No matter if they were made of paper or wood, they were all good fuel.
Early the next morning, Du He brought Fang Jun to look for Li Chengqian, and the three of them got together, with a sinister smile on their faces.
Du He took out three wax pills and held them with one hand like presenting treasures.
Li Chengqian was very curious: "What is this?"
"Did you forget? Just like last year, these three meatballs, called Dashiwan, were specially prepared by me for the three of us." Du He said.
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched, the name he gave was so awesome, Dashiwan, it sounded like that.
Fang Jun was overjoyed: "My good brother, you really got Dashi Wan again, and I rely on you every year, I feel embarrassed!"
He said he was embarrassed, but his movements were unambiguous, and he directly took a big poem pill from Du He's hand.
Du He said: "Come on, it's up to you to choose."
Li Chengqian had no choice but to choose one at random and hold it in his hand.
"Open it, hurry up and memorize it now, and use it at the poetry meeting. Last year, you didn't memorize it proficiently. You almost died of laughter at the poetry meeting last year. You have to learn a lesson!" Du He said.
Li Chengqian probably guessed what the big poem pill that Du He got was, he couldn't help being a little speechless, half-recited poems?What has this body been doing before?What a shame!
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian crushed the wax ball, unfolded the paper inside, and read:
"Upstairs the swallows fly, and the warbler sings in front of the window,
Leaning on the railing, it is a beautiful scenery. "
"This poem..." Li Chengqian was speechless.
A poem written by a primary school student?It's too embarrassing to take this thing out!He doubted whether Du He was taking pleasure in him. After all, he had shaved Du He's head before, so it was not an exaggeration to say that Du He would hold a grudge.
"Wow, you are so lucky. I prepared this poem specially for you. I didn't expect you to be so lucky. You got it right away. It's amazing!" Du He said.
"Specially, for me, choose?" Li Chengqian looked at Du He in surprise. Is he such an idiot in Du He's eyes?To fool him with a child's poem?
Fang Jun also looked envious: "Your poem is really good, can we change it?"
Li Chengqian looked at Fang Jun with even more shocked eyes. Is this guy sick? This poem, okay?What a hammer!
Du He immediately turned his face sternly: "Fang Yiai, what do you mean? The three of us are good brothers who are hard-working. You also know that Brother Tony is the prince. There are many people staring at him. It is very difficult for him to not be able to recite poems." It's a shame, we only recited half a poem last year, and we didn't even laugh at us, how happy we are! We should think more about Brother Tony!"
Fang Jun thought for a while and said, "That's true, Brother Tony, you should memorize this poem carefully. Even if you are the only one who can recite the whole poem this year, it will be a victory for the three of us!"
Li Chengqian was about to be overwhelmed by these two mentally handicapped buddies. He thought that the former Li Chengqian was a sand sculpture, but he didn't expect that the three of them were all sand sculptures with pure blood!
What else can he say?The two Sand Sculpture brothers have said so, he can only say: "I thank you two good brothers, from now on, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties!"
The other two were very excited: "Blessings and hardships together!"
He quietly threw away the paper in his hand, and the wrinkled paper fell to the ground.
"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +125"
"Negative emotion value from Fang Jun, +134"
Li Chengqian was taken aback when he received the negative emotional value, and subconsciously looked at the two of them. Sure enough, both of them looked at him worriedly, especially Du He, with tears in his eyes.
"Little Dudu, what's wrong with you?" Li Chengqian was surprised.
"Brother Tony, have you given up? What you chose is the simplest poem. We are famous because of you today. You actually only read it once and threw it away. I want to cry." Du load road.
Damn it!Li Chengqian wanted to curse.
"This poem is very simple. I will memorize it after reading it once. I can recite it when the time comes." Li Chengqian said.
The two still didn't believe it.
Fang Jun said: "Then you recite it now, and we will believe what you said after you recite it."
Li Chengqian opened his mouth and recalled: "Swallows are flying upstairs, orioles are singing in front of the window, leaning on the railing..."
When he recited it before, he felt that the poem was too empty, so he didn't memorize it carefully. He could read half of it, and it was already very popular.
Du He said: "Look, you can only recite half a poem, and you will be laughed at by others."
Fang Jun continued: "He seems to have said two more words this time. This is progress, and maybe it will be appreciated by everyone."
Li Chengqian couldn't listen to the words of the two, bent down to pick up the discarded paper and put it away.
"Are you satisfied now?" Li Chengqian said.
The two showed satisfied expressions.
There are eight rivers lingering in the city of Chang'an, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, 潏, 滈, Chan, and Ba. The waterways in the city are criss-crossed. Ordinary people find a big canal in the city on the Shangsi Festival. They say it is a canal, but in fact the water is pretty. There are many, the flow is like a small river, and it doesn't feel shabby at all.
The big family is different. The place where they celebrate the festival is the Liushang River outside the city, with small bridges, flowing water, flowers, weeds, and willow shades. This is the enjoyment of the nobles.
The most powerful thing is that on the day of the Shangsi Festival, there is really wine in the Liushang River, which is put down from the upstream and flows downstream with the water for everyone to drink.
The three rode on horses, drove all the guards away, and headed for the Liushang River. Li Chengqian was fearless and just followed the two of them. When they reached the river, there was no one.
Li Chengqian couldn't help being very curious: "It's strange, this Shangsi Festival has been prepared for several days, why is there no one by the river?"
Du He said: "Have you forgotten the tradition of our Iron Triangle?"
"What tradition?" Li Chengqian was puzzled, he really didn't know.
The two got off their horses, took off their belts, and began to pee in the Liushang River.
Li Chengqian was stunned, what kind of cool operation is this?
"Where are those gathering people? Upstream?" Li Chengqian asked.
"They are naturally downstream. If they are upstream, what's the point of us peeing?" Du He said.
Li Chengqian wants to cry but has no tears, what a retarded teammate he is!There are three people's parents downstream, this mother is pure cheating!
(End of this chapter)
After teaching a few more times, Mo Yu felt a little tired. The two of them took a short rest. Li Chengqian dived into the invitations sent by various families, specifically looking for high-end and classy invitations. Once he found them, he stuffed them all in. Mo Yu.
"I've given you a task. You will go to the major families on the invitations instead of me. After completing this task, I can teach you three more moves. In this way, you can learn half of the twelve moves of Wentian. "Li Chengqian said.
Mo Yu had no choice but to agree. Li Chengqian found a total of six invitations, but Mo Yu could hardly hold them. These invitations did not cut corners at all. They were all made of precious red sandalwood and ebony, and each one received two slaps. Size, one inch thick.
Other invitations were not as grand as these invitations. Li Chengqian didn't even bother to read them. There was only one ending in the end, and that was to burn them. No matter if they were made of paper or wood, they were all good fuel.
Early the next morning, Du He brought Fang Jun to look for Li Chengqian, and the three of them got together, with a sinister smile on their faces.
Du He took out three wax pills and held them with one hand like presenting treasures.
Li Chengqian was very curious: "What is this?"
"Did you forget? Just like last year, these three meatballs, called Dashiwan, were specially prepared by me for the three of us." Du He said.
The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched, the name he gave was so awesome, Dashiwan, it sounded like that.
Fang Jun was overjoyed: "My good brother, you really got Dashi Wan again, and I rely on you every year, I feel embarrassed!"
He said he was embarrassed, but his movements were unambiguous, and he directly took a big poem pill from Du He's hand.
Du He said: "Come on, it's up to you to choose."
Li Chengqian had no choice but to choose one at random and hold it in his hand.
"Open it, hurry up and memorize it now, and use it at the poetry meeting. Last year, you didn't memorize it proficiently. You almost died of laughter at the poetry meeting last year. You have to learn a lesson!" Du He said.
Li Chengqian probably guessed what the big poem pill that Du He got was, he couldn't help being a little speechless, half-recited poems?What has this body been doing before?What a shame!
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian crushed the wax ball, unfolded the paper inside, and read:
"Upstairs the swallows fly, and the warbler sings in front of the window,
Leaning on the railing, it is a beautiful scenery. "
"This poem..." Li Chengqian was speechless.
A poem written by a primary school student?It's too embarrassing to take this thing out!He doubted whether Du He was taking pleasure in him. After all, he had shaved Du He's head before, so it was not an exaggeration to say that Du He would hold a grudge.
"Wow, you are so lucky. I prepared this poem specially for you. I didn't expect you to be so lucky. You got it right away. It's amazing!" Du He said.
"Specially, for me, choose?" Li Chengqian looked at Du He in surprise. Is he such an idiot in Du He's eyes?To fool him with a child's poem?
Fang Jun also looked envious: "Your poem is really good, can we change it?"
Li Chengqian looked at Fang Jun with even more shocked eyes. Is this guy sick? This poem, okay?What a hammer!
Du He immediately turned his face sternly: "Fang Yiai, what do you mean? The three of us are good brothers who are hard-working. You also know that Brother Tony is the prince. There are many people staring at him. It is very difficult for him to not be able to recite poems." It's a shame, we only recited half a poem last year, and we didn't even laugh at us, how happy we are! We should think more about Brother Tony!"
Fang Jun thought for a while and said, "That's true, Brother Tony, you should memorize this poem carefully. Even if you are the only one who can recite the whole poem this year, it will be a victory for the three of us!"
Li Chengqian was about to be overwhelmed by these two mentally handicapped buddies. He thought that the former Li Chengqian was a sand sculpture, but he didn't expect that the three of them were all sand sculptures with pure blood!
What else can he say?The two Sand Sculpture brothers have said so, he can only say: "I thank you two good brothers, from now on, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties!"
The other two were very excited: "Blessings and hardships together!"
He quietly threw away the paper in his hand, and the wrinkled paper fell to the ground.
"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +125"
"Negative emotion value from Fang Jun, +134"
Li Chengqian was taken aback when he received the negative emotional value, and subconsciously looked at the two of them. Sure enough, both of them looked at him worriedly, especially Du He, with tears in his eyes.
"Little Dudu, what's wrong with you?" Li Chengqian was surprised.
"Brother Tony, have you given up? What you chose is the simplest poem. We are famous because of you today. You actually only read it once and threw it away. I want to cry." Du load road.
Damn it!Li Chengqian wanted to curse.
"This poem is very simple. I will memorize it after reading it once. I can recite it when the time comes." Li Chengqian said.
The two still didn't believe it.
Fang Jun said: "Then you recite it now, and we will believe what you said after you recite it."
Li Chengqian opened his mouth and recalled: "Swallows are flying upstairs, orioles are singing in front of the window, leaning on the railing..."
When he recited it before, he felt that the poem was too empty, so he didn't memorize it carefully. He could read half of it, and it was already very popular.
Du He said: "Look, you can only recite half a poem, and you will be laughed at by others."
Fang Jun continued: "He seems to have said two more words this time. This is progress, and maybe it will be appreciated by everyone."
Li Chengqian couldn't listen to the words of the two, bent down to pick up the discarded paper and put it away.
"Are you satisfied now?" Li Chengqian said.
The two showed satisfied expressions.
There are eight rivers lingering in the city of Chang'an, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, 潏, 滈, Chan, and Ba. The waterways in the city are criss-crossed. Ordinary people find a big canal in the city on the Shangsi Festival. They say it is a canal, but in fact the water is pretty. There are many, the flow is like a small river, and it doesn't feel shabby at all.
The big family is different. The place where they celebrate the festival is the Liushang River outside the city, with small bridges, flowing water, flowers, weeds, and willow shades. This is the enjoyment of the nobles.
The most powerful thing is that on the day of the Shangsi Festival, there is really wine in the Liushang River, which is put down from the upstream and flows downstream with the water for everyone to drink.
The three rode on horses, drove all the guards away, and headed for the Liushang River. Li Chengqian was fearless and just followed the two of them. When they reached the river, there was no one.
Li Chengqian couldn't help being very curious: "It's strange, this Shangsi Festival has been prepared for several days, why is there no one by the river?"
Du He said: "Have you forgotten the tradition of our Iron Triangle?"
"What tradition?" Li Chengqian was puzzled, he really didn't know.
The two got off their horses, took off their belts, and began to pee in the Liushang River.
Li Chengqian was stunned, what kind of cool operation is this?
"Where are those gathering people? Upstream?" Li Chengqian asked.
"They are naturally downstream. If they are upstream, what's the point of us peeing?" Du He said.
Li Chengqian wants to cry but has no tears, what a retarded teammate he is!There are three people's parents downstream, this mother is pure cheating!
(End of this chapter)
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