I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 46
Du He put the food box next to Yang Yi's head, opened the food box, and took off the upper layer to reveal the lower layer of the food box, which is a few pieces of shit specially prepared by Du He.

The closest imperial doctors suddenly felt that they were not well, but they could see clearly that this thing, no matter how you look at it, was the feces of the man who was rumored to be eating crazy at the gate of the newly opened Prince Heifang!

They don’t know if it’s real shit, and they don’t dare to ask.

Du He clamped it with chopsticks, using too much force, the excrement clamp broke, revealing the golden inside, and the imperial doctors only felt that something was churning in the stomach.

Seeing this scene, Li Chengqian couldn't bear it either.

"Little Dudu, if you don't know how to feed, let these imperial physicians feed you. They are doctors and can take care of patients. You have been a son since childhood, so it's normal not to know how to take care of patients." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Yang Dian, +105"

"Negative emotion value from Zhang Hua, +128"

"From..."

The imperial doctors were about to cry, everyone could see clearly, this thing is probably shit, and Du He is a young master, so they are not human anymore?

"No, I want to feed him myself." Du He said.

Before when Li Chengqian helped him teach the one who poured water on his head, he was very grateful. Now, when he reciprocates, no one can stop him. Of course, the main reason is...

He really has never fed other people shit!For his dandy career, this is definitely the most colorful stroke. When he introduces his glorious history to his son in the future, he will definitely have a lot of face!

"Why does this stinky tofu look different from the stinky tofu I ate before?" Wang Yihan asked.

Coupled with Li Chengqian's words and the performance of these imperial doctors, she expressed deep doubts about the authenticity of this stinky tofu.

Being asked such a question, Du He became a little stiff for a moment. He knew clearly that this was shit, so it was difficult to answer!But he was still quick-witted.

"This is a new recipe of stinky tofu." Du He said.

Wang Yihan refused to let go: "I don't believe it!"

Du He frowned: "Why are you so troublesome, bitch? Do you believe it or not!"

"Lord Wei, he is so rude!" Wang Yihan said.

Wei Zheng said: "Du He! Don't think that your majesty will change your view of you a little, and you can be so rude!"

After Du He was taught a lesson by Wei Zheng, Li Chengqian directly attacked him.

"Wang Yihan, do you think this is not stinky tofu?" Li Chengqian asked.

Wang Yihan puffed up her chest and said confidently: "That's right!"

"Do you still think this thing looks like shit?" Li Chengqian continued to ask.

This time, not only Wang Yihan answered yes, but everyone felt sorry for each other. What is resemblance, it is!
"That's not very simple. Both stinky tofu and excrement smell bad. The difference is that stinky tofu tastes good, while shit smells bad. If you don't believe it, just try it for yourself?" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was stunned, the reason was this, but this thing was really done, no matter how you looked at it, it felt very wrong, and everyone couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

Du He took out a small dish, separated some feces, put it in front of Wang Yihan, and said, "Brother Tony is right, you don't think it's stinky tofu, take a bite, and you'll know if it's stinky tofu after eating it?"

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +125"

The husband and wife were originally birds in the same forest, and they flew separately when the disaster was imminent, Wang Yihan cried in her heart, she could only feel sorry for Yang Yi, and asked him to try this thing for Yang Yi to see if it was shit...

She really can't do it!
"Eat, why don't you eat?" Du He asked.

Wang Yihan looked at the excrement that Du He was about to bring to her mouth, and could only say, "I think this is stinky tofu."

Li Chengqian said: "The eyes seem to be shallow, and I know that this matter must be done! Take a bite, I promise, this taste is definitely a new version of the boat that you have never tasted before. Have you ever tasted the fragrant taste? Have you ever tasted the spicy feeling?"

This time, Li Chengqian, who often runs the train with his mouth full of words, did basically tell the truth in the first half of the sentence. This taste is indeed a new version of the boat that Wang Yihan has never tasted.

In other words, this taste is a new version of the boat that most people have never eaten. Who can eat shit?

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +135"

In order not to eat it, she had to shout loudly: "This is definitely stinky tofu!"

Yang Yi, who was lying down, felt a little more at ease. Since his wife said so, it should be right.

After hearing Li Chengqian's words, Du He felt enlightened, and he said, "Which one of you thinks this is shit? You?"

He points at anyone at random.

Yang Dian, who was named by Du He, hurriedly said: "I think this is stinky tofu, really, from the first time I saw it, I thought it was real stinky tofu!"

"You?" Du He pointed to another person.

"I also think it's stinky tofu!"

"you you you……"

"It's stinky tofu!"

Now, almost everyone spoke in unison except Wei Zheng.

He showed a backbone different from ordinary people: "I will definitely report to the Holy Majesty what the two of you have done!"

Li Chengqian frowned: "What have we done?"

"Threatening others!" Wei Zheng said.

"Li You, tell me, have we threatened others?" Li Chengqian asked.

"No, the two of you are obviously very polite to invite others to taste stinky tofu. This thing is very fresh, and everyone should want to try it." Li You said.

"Listen, how good he said! Oh, I see, Wei Zheng, you think we didn't invite you to eat, and you were left out in the cold! So, Wei Zheng, do you want to try this stinky tofu?" Li Chengqian asked.

"No!" Wei Zheng said angrily.

"If you don't want to, how should you answer?" Li Chengqian asked.

Wei Zheng's face changed a few times, and he could only honestly say: "This is stinky tofu."

"Tsk tsk, Mrs. Wei with strong bones, my father's mirror, but that's all, hahahaha..." Li Chengqian laughed.

Wei Zheng was almost offended by Li Chengqian, he comforted himself by saying that there would be opportunities to educate this kid in the future, so there was no need to be in a hurry.

Yang Yiyue, who was lying down, felt that something was wrong when he heard it. He remembered it very much, but he persisted before. Do you want to waste all your previous efforts?

Hesitation will be given in vain.

After hesitating, Du He came to Yang Yi again. At this time, he found a very troublesome thing, that is, Yang Yi's mouth was tightly closed. How should he feed this thing in?

"You guys, help me break his mouth." Du He said.

The imperial doctor had no choice but to follow suit.

What surprised them was that they couldn't open Yang Yi's mouth with their bare hands. Several people looked at each other with suspicious expressions. It's not like they haven't seen a comatose person before, it shouldn't be like this.

Then there is only one explanation, this Yang Yi has a problem, a big problem!

"Find something to pry it open, you idiots!" Li Chengqian said.

(End of this chapter)