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Chapter 45 Treatment Failure of Big Horn

Of course, Li You knew about Li Chengqian's hottest tootoo dance. There was no way, this hottest tootoo dance was so magical that it was hard for Li You not to know.

The older people still can't accept this. When they are young people, they must dance to the most popular toot-toot dance. As long as you shout it, no matter how you dance, it is very enjoyable.

He also knew about the magic weapon of the big speaker, but he had no chance to see it last time. Now, Li Chengqian actually wants him to use it. As far as he knows, this big speaker should only be used by Li Chengqian. It is a great honor for him to use it. !
Li You stretched out his hands to pick it up. After getting the big speaker, he felt a little stupid. How should he use this thing?He naturally held the handle of the loudspeaker and saw the switch naturally. Out of curiosity, Li You pressed it.

"Collect hair, grow hair, cut long braids, collect old mobile phones, waste mobile phones, broken mobile phones, old mobile phones for kitchen knives, scissors, pots..."

Li You: "???"

Wei Zheng: "???"

Not only Li You and Wei Zheng, but also Li Chengqian were stunned. It didn't seem that these few words came from before. Which switch did Li You blindly press?No, the switches are only those two...

"Is there a little fairy living in this big speaker?" Li You asked.

The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched: "What little fairy, how could a little fairy say such words!"

Li You swallowed his saliva, who could withstand this!

"No, I was led astray by you. There are no women in it at all. It's just a tool to amplify the voice!" Li Chengqian said hastily.

He snatched the loudspeaker from Li You and pressed the button for amplifying the sound.

sizzle...

There was a burst of noise from the machine, and Li Chengqian nodded and said: "Okay, you just point the big head of the horn at Yang Yi, put the small head next to your mouth, and just yell."

Li You put the loudspeaker in front of Yang Yi and asked Li Chengqian, "Is it so far?"

"No, it's still a bit too far away, you should get closer to him." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +123"

"Negative emotion value from Yang Yi, +143"

Li You stepped forward and asked, "Is that so?"

"Not enough, it's still far away!" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Yang Yi, +150"

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +147"

Li You couldn't figure out the situation after all this directing. If he went any further, he would not be within his comfort zone, so he would have to bend down and move his whole body forward.

He is an imposing prince, why should he bend down to an unknown guy?
"What's the matter, you are a child, is your waist very hard? You can't even bend over?" Li Chengqian said, "Well, you can do it in one step, just put this thing on Yang Yi's ear."

After receiving accurate instructions from Li Chengqian, Li You directly squatted down this time and put the big speaker on Yang Yi's left ear. The big speaker almost covered Yang Yi's entire left ear, and Wang Yihan was startled when he saw it.

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +145"

When the loudspeaker made sound just now, she could hear it clearly. The sound of this thing is very loud. If his husband was yelled like this, he would probably be deaf immediately.

Yang Yi was in more pain. When the imperial doctor pricked his head with a needle just now, he didn't feel any pain, but when Li Chengqian asked the imperial doctor to prick his foot with an awl, he really hurt, it hurt so badly.

Now, with a big horn hanging over his left ear, he felt like he was a fish on a steaming board, ready to be slaughtered!The point is, he didn't even move when he was stabbed like that before, but now that he got up suddenly, he would definitely be suspected, at least he had to wait for Li You to yell.

Most importantly, he doesn't want to give up!As long as he succeeds this time, he will lie down all the time in the future, without worrying about eating and drinking, and when he has enough lying down, he will hide his name and go to other places to enjoy himself, wouldn't it be happy?
He still wants to hold on for a while, to give it a try.

"Ahem..." Li You cleared his throat.

Everyone waited for a while, only to find that Li You did not speak.

……

Li You said: "What should I say?"

"Negative emotion value from Yang Yi, +161"

It's just torture!He couldn't help muttering in his heart, could it be that he pretended to be unconscious and was discovered?
"Just say: Yang Yi, your mother called you home for dinner!" Li Chengqian said.

Li You's eyes lit up, this sentence is good!

He yelled at the end of the loudspeaker: "Yang Yi, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner!"

"Negative emotion value from Yang Yi, +188"

Yang Yi felt like he was struck by lightning, his mind was buzzing, but he could bear it to this extent.

Although the loudspeaker was not aimed at other people, everyone knew how powerful the loudspeaker was, and this was the second time Wei Zheng knew about it.

Wei Zheng said: "It seems that Yang Yi really can't wake up."

Li Chengqian felt very uncomfortable. He knew that Yang Yi was pretending to be unconscious, but he couldn't say that the value of negative emotions was too outrageous. If he said it, others would regard him as a fool.

Li You was having fun.

"Yang Yi, wake up!"

"Yang Yi, the grape trellis in your backyard has fallen!"

"Negative emotion value from Yang Yi, +189"

"Negative emotion value from Wang Yihan, +156"

You earn a lot of negative emotional points, but people still haven't woken up.

"Brother Tony, I'm here!" Du He shouted and rushed in.

Wei Zheng sweated, this is all right, the three major pests of Chang'an City have gathered together!

He was carrying a food box, panting, and it looked like he had run a long distance.

"I've prepared everything you asked me to prepare!" Du He said.

As he said, he opened the food box, and there were a lot of stinky tofu in it. Immediately, everyone in the room rolled their eyes. If this thing is brought into the room, it will suffocate people to death, okay?
"Negative emotion value from Wei Zheng, +123"

"From..."

"Little Dudu, you have solved my urgent need!" Li Chengqian said, "Hurry up, give Yang Yi some!"

Wang Yihan hurriedly said: "What are you going to do?"

"As the saying goes, eating is one of the most basic needs of human beings. I want to awaken Yang Yi with the delicious taste of stinky tofu." Li Chengqian said.

"No!" Wang Yihan objected, "He is in a coma, so he can't eat this."

"Oh, vegetative people also need to eat and drink. If you don't feed him now, you have to feed him in the future. How about this, you should try it first." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, Du He immediately took a piece of stinky tofu and handed it to Wang Yihan. Wang Yihan didn't want it at first, but Du He glared at him and had no choice but to take it and eat it.

It's delicious...

Wang Yihan couldn't say anything more, so she had to remain silent.

Seeing Wang Yihan's silence, Li Chengqian said: "Little Dudu, then follow my instructions and go feed him."

Du He nodded.

Li Chengqian's order was very simple, the upper layer of the food box was filled with stinky tofu, and the lower layer was filled with feces.

When others asked, they tasted stinky tofu for others. When feeding Yang Yi, of course it was feces. People who touch porcelain, since they like touch porcelain, I believe they must also like eating shit.

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