I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 21 Prince Stinky Tofu

Du He had nothing to say, what's the difference between asking him for money directly?Things that stink like shit, except for shit, there is only fart, and fart is a puff of gas, how can you sell a puff of gas?
He showed embarrassment: "Brother, I'm afraid this thing can't be sold. The things they sell are either good-looking, fun, or delicious. We have to learn from them."

"That's right, that's right, my stuff just smells bad and tastes good." Li Chengqian said.

"It smells stinky, but tastes good?" Du He was stunned, "Aren't you talking nonsense to have fun here?"

"Of course not. When have I ever lied to you?" Li Chengqian said.

"The year before last, you asked me to help you find the oiran, and last year, you asked me to help you catch some little girls..." Du He said one thing at a time, and when he said it, unconsciously, A tear slipped from the corner of his eye.

Li Chengqian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, good brother Du He!

"Oh, that's because I was young and ignorant. Now I ask you to do this job, which is a great way to make money. If it weren't for the fact that you are my brother, I would have found someone else!" Li Chengqian said.

"Really?" Du He was suspicious.

"If it's fake, I'll get pimples on the soles of my feet!" Li Chengqian swore.

"Okay, tell me." Du He believed Li Chengqian temporarily.

"The thing I want you to sell is called Prince Stinky Tofu. That's right. I named it directly. Even if others are dissatisfied with this product, they are dissatisfied with me, not you." Li Chengqian said.

He secretly said in his heart that it is necessary to hang his own name, otherwise, those people who have been smoked by stinky tofu will have no place to vent their grievances, which is impossible!This is a huge waste, and waste is a crime!

"Prince stinky tofu?"

Du He was stunned. He had never even heard of this thing. Hearing the name, it seemed to be something to eat, but how can you eat something that stinks?
"Is this food really delicious? Why is it called stinky tofu?" Du He said.

"It's the prince's stinky tofu." Li Chengqian said, "You will know when you eat it."

He wanted to tie the prince to stinky tofu from the very beginning.

"This stinky tofu smells like shit?" Du He asked.

"Correct."

"Then you still have to add the word "Prince" in front of the stinky tofu, isn't it clear that people who smell the smell will scold you." Du He said.

At this moment, Li Chengqian's expression changed, and he became serious.

He said seriously: "The reason why I added the word "Prince" in front is actually for the sake of those who will join our Prince's stinky tofu in the future. Think about it, this stinky tofu is really stinky, and those who join our Prince's stinky tofu, They are all people who want to rely on their own labor to make a living, and it is not easy for everyone, and they have to accept groundless accusations from passers-by, which is not acceptable, I will not agree!"

Du He was shocked. He found that Li Chengqian's face had a holy radiance. Is this the prodigal son he knew before?These words are simply not too good!
"Okay, I'm willing to help you." Du He said.

"Brother, I want to treat you to something good!" Li Chengqian said.

As he said, he took out a big bubble gum and stuffed it to Duhe.

Du He was shocked: "What is this?"

"Big bubble gum." Li Chengqian said, "Blueberry flavored."

Li Chengqian took out one and ate it in front of Du He. Du He suddenly realized, and learned to put the blueberry flavored bubble gum in his hand into his mouth.

This is a new version of the boat that Du He has never tasted before. Blueberries are imported, sour and sweet. Du He closed his eyes, chewed slowly, and felt the taste of blueberries.

"It's so delicious, where did you get it?" Du He asked.

"It's over after eating, why ask so much?" Li Chengqian said.

Du He nodded and continued to chew.

Li Chengqian turned around, ate another one, then turned back, chewed a few times, and started blowing bubbles.Du He's eyes brightened, and he also started to learn to blow bubbles. Every time Li Chengqian blows bigger bubbles than Du He, Du He feels very uncomfortable.

"It seems that your bubble blowing skills are still not as good as mine!" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +124"

After blowing the bubbles, Li Chengqian handed over the recipe of stinky tofu to Du He, and asked him to find someone to make stinky tofu, while he himself was happy to relax. Soon, the day passed, and it was time for the next express package.

"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."

Li Chengqian couldn't wait to open the package, what was inside left him speechless for a while, the first thing he saw was a bunch of razor blades, could it be the legendary sent razor blades?Why does he keep getting things like this.

He stretched out his hand and picked up the string of blades, only to find that they were still the blades of Gillette Weifeng, a brand...

But the point is at the back, there is actually a knife holder under this string of blades, and it is also because the package is too honest, there are too many blades, he didn't see the knife holder inside at the first time.

Count it, there are 90 blades, save some and use it all the time!

To be honest, he does have a lot of young beards growing out, but the number is small and very rare. He has been a man for two lives and knows about beards. Keep scraping.

You even have to shave every day, which is a very troublesome thing, or cutting it permanently is also a very good choice.

However, in history, there is no record of the man who cut off Yongzhi because he thought it was troublesome to shave.

He looked at the small card inside the package, double-layer blades, floating blades, easy replacement, fit the face, non-slip handle...

Li Chengqian swallowed, how well written, he really wanted to try it!
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian went out and stared at Xiaocui.

He knows one thing.That is, in fact, girls also grow beards. Most of the reasons are that the level of male hormones in the body is too high.
He stared at Xiao Cui's face for a long time, and found that this guy didn't have a beard except for some small fluff on his face. It seemed that Xiao Cui didn't like to eat roast sausage.

Speaking of which, there is a Hammer sausage now!How could Xiaocui eat that junk food?
Xiaocui was a little shy and didn't know why Li Chengqian was staring at her so affectionately all of a sudden.

"Xiao Cui, I want to see if you have long leg hair." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +199"

Li Chengqian was taken aback, what's the matter?
A woman's heart, a needle in the sea!

(End of this chapter)