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Chapter 20 The idea of ​​stinky tofu
"What does this smell like?" Queen Changsun asked.

"Pineapple flavor." Li Chengqian said.

"Pineapple? Pineapple is really delicious. I feel a strong aromatic smell, which is different from other fruits." Queen Changsun said, "The thing on the candy paper is pineapple."

"Yes, yes." Li Chengqian said.

"It's a rather strange-looking fruit." Queen Changsun said.

"Haha, it's indeed a bit strange. It's actually reminding us of something, a very important thing." Li Chengqian said.

"What?" Empress Changsun was suspicious.

"If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from grandson Wugou, +126"

She didn't understand what Li Chengqian meant.

"Is there any more?" Queen Changsun asked.

"There is one more." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, he reluctantly took out the last big bubble gum and gave it to Empress Changsun. Empress Changsun was pleasantly surprised when she saw this big bubble gum, which was different.

She doesn't know simplified Chinese characters, and she couldn't figure out why after reading it for a long time. She just saw a red fruit printed on the candy wrapper of this big bubble gum, one big and the other small, but she still didn't recognize it.

"This is……"

"Strawberry flavored." Li Chengqian said.

"Give this to your father, he has never eaten it before." Empress Changsun said.

Li Chengqian sighed: "We men don't like sugar, mother, you'd better keep it for yourself."

Empress Changsun was unmoved and put away the bubble gum.

Seeing that his words were ignored by his cheap mother, Li Chengqian was a little annoyed. He couldn't control his mouth when he got angry.

"Actually, mother, you can taste the taste of this strawberry-flavored bubble gum, as long as it's like this."

As he spoke, he clenched his fists together and touched his two thumbs against each other a few times, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.

"Okay, are you looking for a fight?" Empress Changsun was furious.

She was about to clean up Li Chengqian, but Li Chengqian turned and ran away, running very fast, not giving Empress Changsun a chance.

The people brought by Li Chengqian looked dumbfounded, who could bear this, the boss ran away, leaving them little fish and shrimp to face the wrath of the empress?Is this still something people do?

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +126"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +145"

"From..."

The court ladies and eunuchs brought by Li Chengqian stood there blankly, like quails, not daring to move, not even having the courage to look up at Empress Changsun.

Empress Changsun said angrily, "Aren't you stupid? Why don't you hurry up and work?"

If Xiao Cui and the others were granted amnesty, they would continue farming quickly. Although farming is tiring, they will not die. If they offend the empress, they will die.

At night, Li Er met with Empress Changsun, and Empress Changsun took out the strawberry-flavored bubble gum and handed it to Li Er.

Li Er was confused: "What is this?"

"This thing is called Big Bubble Gum. It's clever and delicious." Empress Changsun said.

"Big Bubble Gum?"

Li Er looked through it for a while, tore off the candy wrapper, and was about to put the candy into his mouth when he suddenly noticed the expression on Queen Changsun's face, which made her a little envious.

"Guanyin maidservant, haven't you eaten?" Li Er asked.

"I've eaten it, but I haven't tasted it this way." Empress Changsun said.

Li Er decisively broke off half of Empress Changsun, Empress Changsun did not refuse, this was Li Er's whole heart.

The two of them had never eaten strawberries, and the sweetness of strawberries quickly satisfied their sense of taste. Li Er closed his eyes, feeling the sweetness that he had never tasted before, and couldn't help but feel a little drunk.

After chewing for a while, he was about to swallow it. Empress Changsun hurriedly said, "Second brother, you can't swallow this thing. When you chew it until it loses its taste, you have to spit it out."

Li Er was stunned, and he swallowed up his throat. At this moment, he was reminded that when he was anxious, he inhaled to the top of the trachea. Li Er pointed to his throat with an anxious expression on his face.

In desperation, Empress Changsun showed amazing adaptability. He hammered Li Er's back fiercely. Li Er coughed out the bubble gum, which was blocked by his teeth and was still in his mouth.

"Negative emotion value from Li Er, +186"

After receiving Li Er's negative emotion value, Li Chengqian was taken aback. What does this guy mean?Eat his, still not satisfied?He didn't know that his bubble gum almost made him enthroned more than ten years earlier...

"Guanyin Maid, fortunately you are here, I almost fell on this little bubble gum." Li Er said.

"Second brother, if you don't want to eat it, just spit it out." Queen Changsun said.

"I don't spit it out, it's still very sweet, I have to chew it for a while." Li Er said.

"There is another way to play with this bubble gum..." Empress Changsun began to blow bubbles, half a bubble gum, naturally not too big.

Li Er was shocked and started to learn how to blow bubbles.

After returning home, Li Chengqian began to plan a simpler and more effective way to obtain negative emotional values. The stinky tofu he mentioned inadvertently gave him great inspiration.

After thinking about it, he decided to find someone to help him with this matter. The first thing that came to his mind was his dog leg, Du He.

"Come on, bring me Du He. I haven't seen him for a long time. I miss this kid a little!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was speechless for a while, these two people get together, nothing good will happen, they don't want to call people, but Li Chengqian's personality has changed a lot recently, he is really good at torturing people, they are afraid...

Not long after, Du He was found by his servants, and the two met, and they hooked their shoulders without chatting a few words.

"You guys wait outside!" Li Chengqian said.

He followed Du He into the door.

After entering the door, Li Chengqian's expression suddenly became solemn.

"Little savior Xiao Du, I have an important matter to discuss with you." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +58"

Xiao Du, the damn little savior, he couldn’t understand what nonsense Li Chengqian was talking about.

"You said, as long as it's not a rebellion, I'll help you." Du He said.

"It's so boring to rebel. I want you to help me sell things. I'm a prince, so it's not easy to do these things." Li Chengqian said.

"Selling things? Don't you have enough pocket money? Tell me earlier, I can help you a little." Du He said.

"Really?" Li Chengqian was a little excited, "Brother, just lend me one or two thousand pens for fun, and you don't have to help me with this matter."

"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +123"

He simply had nothing to say. When Li Chengqian talked about 200 million, it was like a strong wind. How could he borrow so much money? He said it was a loan, but in fact he knew very well that it was impossible to lend it out.

"I'm willing to do things for you. Brother's business is my business. Whether it's going up the mountain of swords or going down the pan of oil, if I blink, I'm not your good brother!" Du He said emotionally.

Li Chengqian was stunned. This guy still didn't seem to have much money, but he had no interest in money either.

"Okay, the stuff I asked you to sell stinks, just like shit." Li Chengqian said.

"From..."

(End of this chapter)