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Chapter 2 I Played with Mud in the Palace

Li Er has been very annoyed recently. For some reason this year, the weather has been hot and food crops in many places are dying. He was worried when he suddenly heard that his son was seeking death and survival.

Hearing that his son was looking for death, he naturally wanted to come, but now he saw that Li Chengqian, who was so lucky to die, was fine, squatting on the ground and playing with mud, and seemed to be having a good time playing.

When he was this old, he was already on the battlefield, right?My son, the eldest son, squatting on the ground and playing in the mud at such an old age is simply retarded!How can such a mentally retarded person inherit his career in the future?
The most important thing is that he still has business to do, and he was tricked by Li Chengqian like this?He is angry.

"Father, what wind brought you here?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Some people say that you are standing on the roof and want to die. Let me see if you are dead." Li Er said.

Great resentment!
"It's okay, I just jumped down and hit a little eunuch, he didn't die, and I didn't die either." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +66..."

Eunuchs are human too!Are intersex people not human beings?Moreover, it was obvious that he picked it up with good intentions, so why did he just hit it with Li Chengqian?
"It's good that you're fine." Li Er continued to the others, "That little eunuch did a great job in rescuing him, reward him!"

"Father, if I didn't hurt myself, do I have some merit? Do you want to reward me a little..."

Although I don’t know what this negative emotion can do, just collect it and it’s done!

really!

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +66..."

Li Chengqian couldn't help complaining, damn it, Li Er, why does he keep calling himself 666?Is he very 6?
Basic exercises, no six, please sit down!

Li Er didn't want to answer Li Chengqian's damn question, so he changed the subject and said, "Gao Ming, you are still playing with mud at such an old age. Is mud fun?"

"Father, I also made up a song, do you want to listen to it?" Li Chengqian asked.

"You sing, I'll listen." Li Er said.

"It's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold, I play mud in the palace, although the palace doesn't Big, I don't have a home in Dalian~" Li Chengqian said.

Li Er looked shocked. What the hell kind of song is this? Why is it so magical?He couldn't help but jump up.

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +66"

"Gao Ming, it looks like you're not playing with mud, what are you doing?" Li Er asked.

"Actually, this is called a potato. It's a kind of food. It's originally a spherical shape. If you cut it into small pieces and plant it, a pile of potatoes will grow. The yield is super high, it's very delicious, and there are many ways to eat it." Li Chengqian said.

Although what Li Chengqian said was true, to Li Er's ears, it was nonsense.

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +66"

Potatoes were so hyped by Li Chengqian. If there really was such a miraculous crop, would he still have to worry about the people's food supply?Just plant potatoes and that’s it!

"Drought resistance?" Li Er asked abruptly.

Li Chengqian was taken aback, and said, "It should be drought-resistant."

Potatoes are very firm and drought-resistant crops, but I don’t know if this big potato can withstand drought.

Li Er squatted down, reached out and tapped some potato pieces. The ashes were knocked off by him, revealing the potato flesh, which looked indeed edible.

"What's wrapped in it?"

"Plant ash, pest control, used as fertilizer." Li Chengqian said.

Li Er was suspicious: "I and the ministers are just worried. There is a severe drought this year. It is estimated that the crops will be greatly reduced. You just made a potato to fool me. What is your intention?"

Li Chengqian opened his mouth wide, he was stunned, why is Li Er so shameless?It's a good thing for him to grow potatoes, but Li Er actually thought he was fooling him?

Li Chengqian said neither humble nor overbearing: "I grow potatoes just to be able to eat French fries and potato chips all the time. As for what you said to solve the famine, I'm not interested!"

"You!" Li Er was instantly furious. His son actually said such rebellious words. How could he inherit the throne and benefit all people in the future?

Li Er sneered: "Okay, I will give you this chance. If the potato you planted is really so good, not only will I not punish you, but I will reward you. If you fail, just wait to be punished!"

Li Chengqian nodded in agreement.

Li Er sighed, and went back, the son was his own, what else could he do?We can only wait for this potato to grow up.

"Follow me to pray for rain the day after tomorrow!" Li Er's voice came from outside the door.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, if praying to gods and worshiping Buddha is useful, what else would he do with water conservancy?
He returned to the room and continued to explore the system, and found that the system had an additional option, something called negative emotion value income record. There were several rows of records in it. The top ones were all for the palace maids and eunuchs, and the ones at the back were for Li Er.

Negative Sentiment Value: 583
He also discovered that express packages can be upgraded, with low, medium, high and special levels requiring 100 million, 1000 million and 1 million negative emotion points respectively.

"Upgrade your hammer!" Li Chengqian complained, "I've offended everyone in the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have so much negative emotion value!"

"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +108..."

Li Chengqian: "???"

He simply had nothing to say. This wise system actually didn't let him go. Doesn't that mean...

He tried to pretend to be very angry, holding back, and suddenly smiled evilly.Damn it, he just wanted to laugh at the thought of being a prostitute for nothing. He didn't have any negative emotion points to collect.

In addition, the time can also be shortened. Three days, two days, and one day require 1 and 10 negative emotion points respectively.

He was surprised, why was the negative emotion required for this upgrade not worth much?Then, he realized that the contents of low-level express packages must not be very good, so the shortened time to obtain the free package was irrelevant.

The only things he could buy with the value of negative emotions were packages. Low-level ones cost one thousand, and the orders of magnitude increased from 100 to 100 to [-] million. The premium package actually cost [-] million, which was so expensive that he couldn't complain. .

Finally, he set his sights on the big turntable, which looked like a lottery.

Lottery consumption: 100 once
It seemed reasonable, he looked at the negative emotion value, 691.

It seems that I "go crazy" before, which made the maids and eunuchs uncomfortable. Li Er certainly cannot contribute these negative emotions alone.

"Five consecutive draws!"

"Thank you for participation."

"Thank you for participation."

"Thank you for participation."

"Thank you for participation."

"Thank you for participation."

too dark!
"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +100..."

Another chance to draw a lottery, he comforted himself.

"Single draw!"

"Thank you for participation."

Li Chengqian at the top, silently recited the last time, he drew a lottery at the top, he didn't have much hope, but he still drew.

"Congratulations, you got a Marrow Cleansing Pill."

(End of this chapter)