I receive courier in Datang
Chapter 1 Express from the future
Chapter 1 Express from the future
Zhenguan ninth year, spring.
Li Chengqian was sitting on the roof of the East Palace, looking into the distance, his eyes were pensive. As a courier brother who traveled through time, his heart was full of grievances.
This is the Tang Dynasty, but it is not the Tang Dynasty in history. Many places are different. However, Li Chengqian is indeed His Royal Highness, and that is enough.
His education level is not high, otherwise he would not be able to deliver couriers. Those who have nothing to do with culture have read some online novels, and most of them are fantasy and urban genres.The thought of all kinds of power struggles gave him a headache.
Based on the idea that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, he decided to jump off and end his pain.
"His Royal Highness, be careful!"
Under the eaves, a group of court ladies and eunuchs stretched out their hands, afraid that Li Chengqian would jump off, and they would be finished if they fell. If they fell lame, how could they inherit the throne?
Li Chengqian stood up and looked at these guys under the eaves. The more he looked at them, the more angry he became.
"You bunch of trash, whoever dares to pick me up will be punished by death!" Li Chengqian said.
The maids and eunuchs were all crying, if they couldn't catch it, they would be dead, if they caught it, they would be dead, it's really fatal!
There is someone underneath, he will be caught if he jumps down, and he will not die. Li Chengqian, who wants to die, walks to the left, and the people below quickly go to the left. He walks to the right, and the people below quickly go to the right.
He was very annoyed, took off a few tiles, and threw them down with a crackling sound. The maids and eunuchs couldn't dodge for a while, and they were smashed to the ground.
Li Chengqian seized the opportunity and jumped.
"Ding dong..."
Li Chengqian: "..."
He was speechless, why did he have to force him to die to come out?Moreover, the system doesn’t ding in most cases, so why does it ding in his case?
However, these are not important, what is important is that he has jumped out now, at 9.8 meters per second, he will soon be in close contact with the ground.
A little eunuch rushed over, right under Li Chengqian.
"Ah!" The little eunuch let out a scream and passed out.
Li Chengqian stood up unscathed, and walked to his bedroom on his own. Of course, such a personal thing as testing the system had to be done in his bedroom.
He sat down on his couch and waited for further prompts from the system.
"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."
Snapped!
A rectangular package fell on the ground, it was not big, and the whole was tightly stuck with tape. Li Chengqian was shocked, oh my god, this thing appeared out of nowhere.
He rejoiced in his heart, after all, this is something of the system, and the system is in his body, fortunately, this package was not born by him... It seems that he can't give birth either.
Picking up the package, Li Chengqian observed it carefully. The words on the label on the outside of this package must have been distorted by time and space. He couldn't tell what was in the package, and he didn't know who it belonged to.
"Low-level express package: You can tell by the name that it contains no valuables, and even if they are lost, neither the express company nor the customer knows, but there may be surprises inside~"
Surprise hammer!
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, everyone was giving gift packages to newbies, but it was good for him that the first time he got it was a low-level express package that was abandoned by others.
Just make do with it. He could only comfort himself. It was better than nothing. He got it by jumping off the building. He forgot that it was not him who suffered, but the little eunuch who was overwhelmed by him.
The package was so strong that he couldn't get his hands on it.
"Come here, find me a knife!" Li Chengqian shouted.
The palace maids and eunuchs waiting outside all swallowed their saliva. They just pretended that Li Chengqian didn't say anything. Did he jump off the building and not die? He wanted to commit suicide with a knife?Anyone who gives Li Chengqian the sword is seeking death. Killing the prince is a capital crime.
Li Chengqian opened the door, rushed out, came to a court lady, and said loudly in her ear: "I want a knife, are you deaf?"
The maid was startled and frightened, and started to cry, Li Chengqian wanted her to die!
"Trash!" Li Chengqian changed to another maid, and continued: "Go and find me a knife."
"Your Highness, what can't you think about? It's the right thing to live well. Your Majesty and the Queen love you so much." The maid knelt down and kowtowed to persuade.
"I'm not looking for death. Look, I want to disassemble something." Li Chengqian said, taking out the low-level express package and showing it to everyone.
"Your Highness, I can open this for you," said the maid.
"Okay, if you can open it with bare hands, I'll eat the contents!" Li Chengqian said.
After he finished speaking, he handed the low-level express package to the maid, and sure enough, the maid did not open the package with all her strength.
"Go find me a small knife, and I'll tear it apart myself." Li Chengqian still wanted to do it himself.
This time, he finally got a small knife. When the palace maid gave it to him, he was still a little scared.
Li Chengqian went back, closed the door, inserted a knife into the package, pulled it open, and pulled out a long opening. He opened the two ears of the package, and the contents inside appeared in front of him.
A lot of things that look like clods, but are not clods.
"This is actually a lot of potato seeds. I'm really surprised. Looking at the size, they are indeed very good potato seeds."
He seemed to have some idea of the value of low-grade express packages, that is, the contents inside would be very cheap in the future, but not necessarily now.
Each of these potatoes is twice the size of an adult's fist!The starch content is extremely high, so it's perfect for filling your hunger!
Low-level express package: cooling time, 2 days, 23:55:25.
He knew that the next low-level package should appear at the end of the countdown, which really gave people a feeling of anticipation...
These four or five catties of potatoes are only enough for a few meals. In order to be able to eat French fries and potato chips for a long time to comfort his wounded heart, he decided to plant all these potato seeds.
He actually has some skills in growing potatoes. He ordered: "Come here, find me some plant ashes!"
Plant ash is the most commonly used chemical raw material in ancient times, and the most powerful thing is that it can also prevent insects and provide nutrients for the growth of potatoes. Otherwise, if he plants these potatoes and they are eaten by insects, he will lose money. He will not fertilize and they will not grow. It would be a huge loss to come out!
The next step is to cut the potatoes. There must be a small nest on each small piece, which is where the potatoes sprout. After cutting, it is natural to let it come into close contact with the plant ashes.
Wet it with water, and then with plant ash, so that there will be more plant ash. When he was doing these things, he asked people to turn over the soil in his garden. All the precious flowers and plants were taken away by dogs, and a piece of land was opened up to grow very cheap ones. Potato.
Of course, his action of handling potato seeds is really not very good-looking. From a distance, it looks like playing with mud. He is already 16, and he can play with women. Hey, he is still playing with mud. There is a problem with the aspect, and there is a problem with the brain.
"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +188, +99, +66"
Li Chengqian: "???"
This system is not simple, it can even collect negative emotion points, isn't it possible...
But what is Li Er’s negative emotion value?He looked towards the door and saw Li Er with an angry look on his face.
"Father..."
(End of this chapter)
Zhenguan ninth year, spring.
Li Chengqian was sitting on the roof of the East Palace, looking into the distance, his eyes were pensive. As a courier brother who traveled through time, his heart was full of grievances.
This is the Tang Dynasty, but it is not the Tang Dynasty in history. Many places are different. However, Li Chengqian is indeed His Royal Highness, and that is enough.
His education level is not high, otherwise he would not be able to deliver couriers. Those who have nothing to do with culture have read some online novels, and most of them are fantasy and urban genres.The thought of all kinds of power struggles gave him a headache.
Based on the idea that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain, he decided to jump off and end his pain.
"His Royal Highness, be careful!"
Under the eaves, a group of court ladies and eunuchs stretched out their hands, afraid that Li Chengqian would jump off, and they would be finished if they fell. If they fell lame, how could they inherit the throne?
Li Chengqian stood up and looked at these guys under the eaves. The more he looked at them, the more angry he became.
"You bunch of trash, whoever dares to pick me up will be punished by death!" Li Chengqian said.
The maids and eunuchs were all crying, if they couldn't catch it, they would be dead, if they caught it, they would be dead, it's really fatal!
There is someone underneath, he will be caught if he jumps down, and he will not die. Li Chengqian, who wants to die, walks to the left, and the people below quickly go to the left. He walks to the right, and the people below quickly go to the right.
He was very annoyed, took off a few tiles, and threw them down with a crackling sound. The maids and eunuchs couldn't dodge for a while, and they were smashed to the ground.
Li Chengqian seized the opportunity and jumped.
"Ding dong..."
Li Chengqian: "..."
He was speechless, why did he have to force him to die to come out?Moreover, the system doesn’t ding in most cases, so why does it ding in his case?
However, these are not important, what is important is that he has jumped out now, at 9.8 meters per second, he will soon be in close contact with the ground.
A little eunuch rushed over, right under Li Chengqian.
"Ah!" The little eunuch let out a scream and passed out.
Li Chengqian stood up unscathed, and walked to his bedroom on his own. Of course, such a personal thing as testing the system had to be done in his bedroom.
He sat down on his couch and waited for further prompts from the system.
"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."
Snapped!
A rectangular package fell on the ground, it was not big, and the whole was tightly stuck with tape. Li Chengqian was shocked, oh my god, this thing appeared out of nowhere.
He rejoiced in his heart, after all, this is something of the system, and the system is in his body, fortunately, this package was not born by him... It seems that he can't give birth either.
Picking up the package, Li Chengqian observed it carefully. The words on the label on the outside of this package must have been distorted by time and space. He couldn't tell what was in the package, and he didn't know who it belonged to.
"Low-level express package: You can tell by the name that it contains no valuables, and even if they are lost, neither the express company nor the customer knows, but there may be surprises inside~"
Surprise hammer!
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes, everyone was giving gift packages to newbies, but it was good for him that the first time he got it was a low-level express package that was abandoned by others.
Just make do with it. He could only comfort himself. It was better than nothing. He got it by jumping off the building. He forgot that it was not him who suffered, but the little eunuch who was overwhelmed by him.
The package was so strong that he couldn't get his hands on it.
"Come here, find me a knife!" Li Chengqian shouted.
The palace maids and eunuchs waiting outside all swallowed their saliva. They just pretended that Li Chengqian didn't say anything. Did he jump off the building and not die? He wanted to commit suicide with a knife?Anyone who gives Li Chengqian the sword is seeking death. Killing the prince is a capital crime.
Li Chengqian opened the door, rushed out, came to a court lady, and said loudly in her ear: "I want a knife, are you deaf?"
The maid was startled and frightened, and started to cry, Li Chengqian wanted her to die!
"Trash!" Li Chengqian changed to another maid, and continued: "Go and find me a knife."
"Your Highness, what can't you think about? It's the right thing to live well. Your Majesty and the Queen love you so much." The maid knelt down and kowtowed to persuade.
"I'm not looking for death. Look, I want to disassemble something." Li Chengqian said, taking out the low-level express package and showing it to everyone.
"Your Highness, I can open this for you," said the maid.
"Okay, if you can open it with bare hands, I'll eat the contents!" Li Chengqian said.
After he finished speaking, he handed the low-level express package to the maid, and sure enough, the maid did not open the package with all her strength.
"Go find me a small knife, and I'll tear it apart myself." Li Chengqian still wanted to do it himself.
This time, he finally got a small knife. When the palace maid gave it to him, he was still a little scared.
Li Chengqian went back, closed the door, inserted a knife into the package, pulled it open, and pulled out a long opening. He opened the two ears of the package, and the contents inside appeared in front of him.
A lot of things that look like clods, but are not clods.
"This is actually a lot of potato seeds. I'm really surprised. Looking at the size, they are indeed very good potato seeds."
He seemed to have some idea of the value of low-grade express packages, that is, the contents inside would be very cheap in the future, but not necessarily now.
Each of these potatoes is twice the size of an adult's fist!The starch content is extremely high, so it's perfect for filling your hunger!
Low-level express package: cooling time, 2 days, 23:55:25.
He knew that the next low-level package should appear at the end of the countdown, which really gave people a feeling of anticipation...
These four or five catties of potatoes are only enough for a few meals. In order to be able to eat French fries and potato chips for a long time to comfort his wounded heart, he decided to plant all these potato seeds.
He actually has some skills in growing potatoes. He ordered: "Come here, find me some plant ashes!"
Plant ash is the most commonly used chemical raw material in ancient times, and the most powerful thing is that it can also prevent insects and provide nutrients for the growth of potatoes. Otherwise, if he plants these potatoes and they are eaten by insects, he will lose money. He will not fertilize and they will not grow. It would be a huge loss to come out!
The next step is to cut the potatoes. There must be a small nest on each small piece, which is where the potatoes sprout. After cutting, it is natural to let it come into close contact with the plant ashes.
Wet it with water, and then with plant ash, so that there will be more plant ash. When he was doing these things, he asked people to turn over the soil in his garden. All the precious flowers and plants were taken away by dogs, and a piece of land was opened up to grow very cheap ones. Potato.
Of course, his action of handling potato seeds is really not very good-looking. From a distance, it looks like playing with mud. He is already 16, and he can play with women. Hey, he is still playing with mud. There is a problem with the aspect, and there is a problem with the brain.
"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +188, +99, +66"
Li Chengqian: "???"
This system is not simple, it can even collect negative emotion points, isn't it possible...
But what is Li Er’s negative emotion value?He looked towards the door and saw Li Er with an angry look on his face.
"Father..."
(End of this chapter)
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