All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

315 Chapter 364
One side of the coffin fell to the ground, but the other side was still suspended by the hemp rope, like a seesaw with one side tilted... The corpse lying inside must be very uncomfortable.

Uncle Ying pointed to the coffin and said, "It's bad, it's too bad! Marshal, may I ask who's inside..."

"It's my old man..." Dalong pointed to himself.

Lao Dou means father in Cantonese... Dou and Dou have the same pronunciation... Lao Dou is Lao Dou, a respectful name for father.

Uncle Ying said helplessly, "In this case, your father has become a zombie."

Dalong was taken aback, "How could it be!" He quickly ordered, "Come here!" "Yes—" "Open the coffin and have a look!"

Soon four soldiers came running into the room,

They lay back and forth on the coffin and moved their hands and feet.

Qiu Sheng suffered a loss here once, and he immediately became elated. He and Mi Nianying showed off, "Haha, Xiaoying, let me tell you, this coffin will never be opened."

Shen Lang: "..." Xiaoying?Let me go...Brother Sheng's level of closeness is really a bit superb...

Mi Nianying wondered, "Brother Sheng, how could it be, what about the four big men, unless none of them had eaten, hee hee."

Qiu Sheng frowned, and explained, "Now that the sky is bright and sunny, the coffin panels have been absorbed by the corpse's aura, so it is absolutely impossible to open them."

Mi Nianying said, "According to what you said, if you really can't open it, then my in-law is a zombie."

"What the hell is Uncle Marriage?" Shen Lang interjected.

The little girl explained earnestly, "It's not that my sister's husband's father is called In-law."

"Wow... that sounds so complicated..."

The four soldiers dawdled for a while, but were finally defeated, "Report to the commander! It can't be opened!"

Dalong's face was stiff, and he knew that Lin Zhengying's words were true. He said depressedly, "Lin Zhengying, even if what you said is true, but... what does my illness have to do with my old man?"

"Ham, I'll just tell you about such trivial things." Shen Lang patted the coffin and explained, "Your father's coffin touched the ground and touched the earth's air, so your father's body became a zombie. You were injured by your father, you were poisoned by the corpse... This is not an ordinary disease, so don't underestimate it."

"I was hurt by my old bean?" Dalong sneered, "Luan Miao, why don't I have any impression!"

"Didn't you often dream that your father came to visit you recently and planted strawberries for you?"

"Yes... that was just a dream..."

"Marshal, it's not a dream, it's something that really happened, but you were too sleepy, that's why you mistook it for a dream."

"hiss……"

Lou Dalong scratched his neck. The more he scratched, the more itchy he was... He already believed Shen Lang's words seven to eight times... Thinking back to his dream... The father in official uniform stood beside the bed, opening his fangs and biting him. ... Dalong was so frightened that he shook his head.

(Oh, by the way, it was wrong to say that zombies have a logistics department. This kind of official uniform is the shroud of that era, not that the official uniform is like a shroud...but the shroud is made like an official uniform...People hope that they can Get promoted and get rich, um, they are all learning and making progress, but the zombies are running and jumping... shoes and shrouds will also be damaged, so I think zombie organizations need a logistics department.)
"I understand, how can my disease be cured!" Dalong was a little anxious, he didn't want to become a zombie.

Uncle Ying knocked on the ground with a civilized stick and said, "Well, let's lure him out after dark, the zombies will kill the closest relatives first, so he will definitely chase after you and bite, then we will work together Pull out his fangs, then grind it into powder and feed it to you with herbs, fight poison with poison, and the poison of the corpse will naturally subside."

Dalong paced on the spot for a long time, and finally nodded in agreement, "Okay, I will do as you said!"

"Guards!"

"Have--!"

"Tonight, if I go out first, the world will be peaceful. If the three of them come out first, they will be killed!"

"Yes--!"

"Go out and guard."

The soldiers trotted to guard outside the ancestral hall,
The two doors closed with two 'creaks',

Mi Nianying jumped up and down in the room excitedly,

"Okay, tonight I can watch Uncle Inlaw's fraudulent corpse."

Everyone: "..." This is typical: watching the excitement is not a big deal, seeing that the funeral is not afraid of a big funeral.

After having lunch at first, everyone's body was very hot. After climbing mountains and wading in the water just now, the whole body was extremely hot. Now everyone is standing in the pile of coffins... There is a cold wind in the ancestral hall... Once the belly gets cold...'Gulu~Gulu~ After a few soft sounds, Qiu Sheng's stomach suddenly started to feel weird.

His rosy face instantly turned pale,
Qiu Sheng clutched his stomach and felt a little unsteady standing up.

Mi Nianying supported him and said softly,
"Brother Sheng, is it because you were too tired from carrying me before, why don't I help you sit down and rest?"

Uncle Ying frowned and said, "Qiu Sheng, what's wrong with you?"

Shen Lang smirked, "Hey, I think he has a stomachache."

"Stomach pain? Impossible!"

Qiu Sheng pouted his neck and argued,

But his face was clearly sweating.

'Puff...'

'Gurrrrrr...'

Qiu Sheng's stomach seemed to be beating a drum, the sound wave after wave, from the continuous drizzle at the beginning to the lightning and thunder now!
'Puff puff……'

A series of fart sounds that were enough to break his crotch dissolved his last stubbornness. Qiu Sheng could no longer pretend. He clutched his stomach and said in pain, "Commander, where is the latrine?"

Except for Lou Dalong, Shen Lang, Uncle Ying, and Mi Nianying all left Qiusheng far away. Everyone covered their noses with two index fingers and held their breath to survive.

Good guy... This is not a fart, it's shit if you thicken it... That taste... It's like a dead fish rotting in a seafood market, or a stinky durian that has been rotting for several years... This smell is sour and stinky, Smell hides acid... He is really a fighting elite in the world of farts!
As for Dalong... probably because he was poisoned by the corpse, he might have a problem with his sense of smell, so he could stay beside Qiusheng all the time.

Dalong was worrying that he hadn't had fun during this time, so he jokingly pointed to the side door.

"Thank you!" Qiu Sheng covered his belly with one hand and buttocks with the other, rushing towards the side door shyly, just as he opened the door...

'boom! '

'Boom! '

Four or five gunshots startled everyone, the soldiers outside the house did not shoot directly, Qiu Sheng was so frightened that he could only retreat into the ancestral hall.

Dalong was grinning, and he jumped over in a zombie jumping posture, "Ahaha, you go out? Why don't you go out?"

"You..." Qiu Sheng wanted to get angry, but his stomach was even more angry.

"Hiss... ah... Master, help me..." Qiu Sheng held his stomach and felt uncomfortable, and the bottom of his body kept making popping noises.

Uncle Ying was expressionless, "Qiu Sheng, let me sever the master-student relationship with you for the time being, I don't have such a stinky apprentice like you." "No way..."

Mi Nianying was both disgusted and sympathetic, "Qiusheng... I hope you don't talk to me for a while..." "I'm so miserable..."

Shen Lang didn't make trouble at this time, pointed to the side and said, "Qiu Sheng, there's a spittoon over there, you should deal with this first." "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomymy" is my brother." "ah...you It's just a happy... Baopilong..."

Next to it are some wooden tables and chairs and a bogu shelf,

The shelves are full of less expensive vases and porcelain altars.

Qiu Sheng hurriedly put the spittoon aside,
The gesture is about to take off his pants Ollie.

"slow!"

Dalong interrupted Qiusheng's movements with a word, and the commander silently took out his bastard box pistol, "Okay, as a witness to the game, I declare... Qiusheng lost, so!" The pistol arrived On Qiu Sheng's head, "You must keep your promise to me."

Qiu Sheng's pale face instantly turned purple, "Isn't it..."

Mi Nianying was not there because she went upstairs to change her clothes, she asked curiously, "What kind of game is brother-in-law talking about?"

Shen Lang quietly explained to her...

The girl's face turned red immediately, that's right...it's the kind of red that suppresses a smile...

(End of this chapter)