All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 314 Chapter 363

Shen Lang and his group hurried away,

at the same time……

A woman's painful voice suddenly came from the Marshal's residence.
"Ah...ah..."

"Young Mistress, let me help you lie down and rest."

Xu Manhua hurriedly helped Michelian onto the bed,
And ordered the kitchen to prepare red dates and millet porridge,

The record player in the house played a soft ditty,

Michelin's belly pain gradually disappearing...

In this bedroom... there is a dazzling golden Buddha standing on the table, and on the antique shelf opposite the table are two antique porcelain jars, a pair of patterns of double dragons playing with pearls, and the mouth of the porcelain jars is tightly buttoned. Dead ones, the body of the can is one red and one black.

This golden Buddha is an ancient treasure. It was excavated together with two porcelain pots. It is a set of precious treasures in the hands of Dalong. It is also placed in Michelin's room to protect the safety of the mother and child.

"The porridge is here, thoughtful, haha."

"Well, sorry to trouble you, Chef Ye."

The chubby chef delivered the food and walked into the bedroom. After putting down the food, he sneaked a glimpse of the golden Buddha on the table, blinding his eyes... The chef swallowed excitedly, and said in a low, inaudible voice , "Hey, this is a good thing... It's too wasteful to put it here..."

Xu Manhua blew cold porridge and fed it to the young mistress,

Accompanied by gentle music and fragrant porridge,
Michelin fell asleep leisurely.

"Chef Ye, are you here...?" Xu Manhua was surprised to find that the fat cook hadn't left yet, and the other party stopped in front of the table, his hands were tangled, and he looked a bit thief.

Chef Ye quickly came to his senses and yelled, "Ah... let's go now, let's go now, sorry to bother you." After saying that, he left...

Xu Manhua frowned slightly, but didn't think much about it.
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Shen Lang and the others followed the commander and walked up the mountain.
On the top of the mountain is the village where Lou Dalong's family used to live.

Now the town at the foot of the mountain has convenient access to electricity,

There are fewer and fewer villagers living here.

The mountain roads are rough and rough,
When climbing the mountain, it was obviously a big sun,
But it rained a few times for no reason,
The road is muddy...Mi Nianying will soon be unable to walk...

Dalong originally planned to let his subordinates carry her on his back, but Qiusheng volunteered to carry her on his back!There is still a long way to go... It is difficult to walk up alone... and you have to carry a piece of trash on your back?Qiu Sheng is a typical swollen face to pretend to be fat... for the sake of the girl...

Qiu Sheng carried Mi Nianying on his back, and soon...his chest and back were soaked with sweat...

"Qiu Sheng, are you dying?" Mi Nianying seemed not satisfied yet.

"No... I can do it... Huh... I will definitely do it..." Qiu Sheng took a step and swayed three times. He had gone to great lengths to get a girl.

At this moment, Shen Lang admired Qiu Sheng's perseverance, why didn't he have the awareness to flirt with girls?It's too much trouble... Yes... I find it troublesome...

It's too tiring to manage a relationship, being a passerby...it's good.

Finally arrived at the open place on the mountainside,
A gust of cool wind blows in,

Everyone's hearts were shaken.

Uncle Ying held a civilized stick, poked it on the dirt, walked slowly and said, "Marshal, this village is located on a hillside, facing the sea on the east side, and there are high mountains behind. The sea breeze blows the moisture in. It happened to be blocked by the mountains behind."

Dalong poked the air while jumping, "Oh? So what?"

Uncle Ying smiled slightly, "So when there is a cold wind here, it will rain, just like just now, although it was a sunny day, there were a few quick showers."

"In Feng Shui, we call this pattern 'fairy splashing water', so most of the people who live here are very rich."

Shen Lang asked, "Master, why do gods throw water and make money? It's not 'gods throw money'..."

Uncle Ying glared at Shen Lang, "Nonsense, if there really is a pattern of 'fairy throwing money', we'll just sit on the ground every day and wait for God to throw money."

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.

Uncle Ying said as he walked, "However, there are advantages and disadvantages to splashing water by the gods. The good ones have no worries, and the bad ones are harmful to humans and animals! Because when it rains suddenly, it's like... pouring water on a red-hot pot. Take a scoop of cold water, and a layer of miasma will rise from the ground."

"And miasma is harmful." Uncle Ying said, "It seems that there is a corresponding nursery rhyme for this climate."

"Hey! Uncle Ying, I can sing!" Mi Nianying waved his hand and volunteered to sing, not to mention, this girl has a good singing voice, "When the rain comes, you can't hide from the miasma, and the piggy will go crazy , the chickens sit everywhere, people become dizzy, and the ancestors get into trouble."

Uncle Ying smiled, "Well, that's right."

They walked for another half an hour,

Finally arrived at the ancestral temple on the top of the mountain,

Although it is not carved beams and painted pillars,

But this gray and white ancestral hall is also considered a high-end atmosphere.

There is a pair of couplets at the gate...because it may cause ambiguity...so I won't carry it.

Ten soldiers quickly lined up outside the ancestral hall on guard.

Uncle Ying said, "Based on the structure of the gods splashing water, the people in this village, after they die... must not be buried!" The word 'must' is very strong!
"Huh...ha...huh...I'm exhausted..." Qiu Sheng squatted beside him until he couldn't breathe, and Mi Nianying 'sat in the sedan chair' the whole time, full of energy at this time, ran to Uncle Ying and asked with a smile He said, "Uncle Ying, what will happen if he is buried?"

Shen Lang smiled and said, "The whole family is rich..."

"Wow, you are swearing."

"Uh...that's not a foul language..."

"The coffin hits the ground, it's unlucky for the whole family! Not to mention the burial..." Uncle Ying stared at Dalong, "As long as the coffin absorbs the earth's breath, the family will have trouble!"

Dalong said in amazement, "It's true!"

Uncle Ying didn't answer, but just looked at the ancestral hall and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the coffin inside must not be placed in an ordinary way!"

"Hey hey hey..." Lou Dalong showed a wretched and admiring smile, good guy, you can't believe this bastard's jaw dropped three times, "Come here!" "Yes, Commander!" "Open the door!" " yes--!"

The gate of the ancestral hall is opened, and the interior is decorated with white as the main color. The coffins around the four sides are forcibly suspended by beam wooden utensils (two trapezoidal combinations), and...the bottom of each wooden utensil is supported by copper basins filled with water. under!
Uncle Ying clicked his tongue in admiration, "It's well placed, it's all hung high." He instructed Shen Lang and Qiu Sheng, "Come and see, lest the feet of the pillars touch the earth, they should be separated with basins of water."

After appreciating it, Uncle Ying asked, "Excuse me, Marshal, which Feng Shui master set this up?"

"Ah...hahaha!" Da Longlang laughed and said seriously, "It's the well-known Hong Kong and Macau--the famous Master Hong Jinbao! Hehe!"

"It's sharp, it's sharp!" Uncle Ying gave Sammo Hung a thumbs up.

Well... Movies of that era also liked to play with names...

Shen Lang yawned, "I don't think so."

Dalong was angry, "Huh? Your name is Wen Cai, can you still play a better game than Master Hong Jinbao!"

"Stop advertising..." Shen Lang took out a match and said, "My solution is: cremation directly."

Uncle Ying gave a thumbs up again, "High, it's really high, cremation will not cause any trouble."

Dalong was so choked that he hiccupped a few times...

In the past, it was popular for people to be buried in the ground for peace. If cremation was successfully promoted, there would be no such thing as zombies.

Everyone looked around in the ancestral hall, and there were quite a few dead ghosts in the Dalong family... At the end, they found a freshly painted brown-red coffin lying on the ground... The numb spirit tied to the coffin was broken.

ps. Why is there no Sammo Hung in the whole drama, but Sammo Hung is mentioned?Because according to online searches, Sammo Hung is the producer of this movie...

But... please allow me to have reasonable doubts, he may just be a nominal producer, after all, the great Sammo Hung has not left the country at all...

And... Ye Rongzu is the name producer in the feature film... Who is Ye Rongzu?It is the fat cook who cooks for Dalong—Chef Ye. Although he looks extraordinary, he is one of the most common green leaf supporting roles in 90s comedies.

I have talked so much...By the way...in fact, the last female ghost in red in Hongbai Shuangsha was also a famous actress back then, named Shao Yinyin, and she and Ye Rongzu both played in friendship. Nice close-up, guys...is the wave fine enough?

(End of this chapter)