All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer
Chapter 312 Chapter 361
Chapter 312 Chapter 361
Only when there are comings and goings at the dinner table will they appear cordial.
Uncle Ying asked with his chopsticks in hand,
"Master, have you been doing anything lately?"
"Oh...you asked a good question...I've been very busy recently..." Dalong poked the air enchantingly, "Let me tell you, I have dinner early in the morning, and then I go to the living room to sit on the sofa Take a nap, eat in the dining room at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, after sleeping, I will go to the dining room to eat again, lie down on the bed and sleep again after eating, and eat again after sleeping."
Dalong let out a long sigh, "Alas—to tell you the truth, my life is really hard!"
You work hard, you eat and sleep, you eat and sleep, and the pigs occasionally have to mate to do physical work... You are lazier than a pig... The voice of everyone.
Uncle Ying didn't make any expression, "Okay... By the way, handsome, is there any wedding or wedding event recently?"
Shen Lang suddenly became vigilant, that's right, weddings and funerals, almost forgot about it.
Dalong smiled and replied, "Oh, Dou Chiying, you're on the right track again. Recently, my sow died and my boar became a widow..." He hit the table with his chopsticks, "There are still half a year left Before, my father died!"
"Ah..." Dalong shook his head and poked the air, "I'm such a filial son, recently I always dreamed that my father came to visit me... But he seems to have learned the etiquette of foreigners, and he always kisses my neck in his dreams, Strange, tsk tsk tsk...I'm really sick of my father too..."
The soldiers next to the dragon hurriedly took out their trumpets and played an enhanced version of the mourning song 'Heartbroken'.
Shen Lang: "..."
My goodness... how slow this guy is!
Through the description of Dalong Yunshan's fog cover, it is basically certain that this guy was bitten by his father, and it is not a dream at all... Everything is real... When Dalong fell into a dream at night, his father who turned into a zombie came to visit He, and planted little strawberries for him~ The wound on his neck is the best evidence.
What Shen Lang could think of, Uncle Ying naturally expected, so he asked, "Marshal, where is your father buried?" "The ancestral hall~"
Uncle Ying said urgently, "Take me to have a look."
"No hurry...I'll go and have a look after dinner..." Dalong waved his hand to stop the revolving sushi, Qiusheng was not satisfied after eating the sashimi, and looked at the green food on the dinner plate, thinking about it, Chopsticks hold...
this idiot...
Shen Lang hurriedly picked up his chopsticks to stop him.
"Wencai, what are you doing, don't you not eat?"
"Brother Sheng...it's best not to eat this..."
"I want to eat!"
"Fine……"
Shen Lang let go of his chopsticks helplessly,
eat...
Eat to death you have to...
That lump is mustard...
With a smirk, Qiu Sheng opened his abyssal mouth, and swallowed a big lump of mustard!
"Ci'ao, you are so stupid... so cute." Shen Lang snickered.
A pungent spicy smell rushed straight into the nostrils, and then pierced into the sky with one stroke. Qiu Sheng put his head in his hands and howled, "Ah... spicy... help..." After a while, tears and snot poured out together... ...Qiu Sheng ran around looking for it, and finally ran directly to the fountain outside, and stuffed his head into the water...
Uncle Ying didn't understand, so he shook his head and said, "Exaggeration, is it that spicy?"
Shen Lang said with a smile, "Master, you can try a little bit, this is Dongying's hot sauce, it has a unique taste."
"What a fuss!" Uncle Ying dipped some mustard with his chopsticks, smashed it in his mouth and clicked his tongue... His expression was not calm in an instant... But he forcibly held back, and said with a serious smile, "Well, the spiciness is average."
It's ok... Master is also a person who wants to save face...
Taking advantage of the time when the commander-in-chief was still eating,
Shen Lang asked his own doubts,
"Master, what should I do if I encounter a red and white demon?"
"Red and white double evil spirits? Be more specific." Uncle Ying said.
"That is to say, I met two teams of people at the same time, one side was doing red things, dressed in red, and the other was doing white things, wearing coir raincoats and filial robes, but...the two sides were not human...they just collided !"
"Hiss..." Uncle Ying took a deep breath, "Red and white evil spirits would not collide. One belongs to fire, the other belongs to metal, and the two are mutually restraining. If this happens..."
"If we did meet?"
"If you don't do enough, you will definitely die."
Shen Lang: "..." This... It's the same as not saying it...
"Master, is there no good way to crack it? You can't just sit and wait for death if you don't have enough knowledge!"
Uncle Ying rubbed his chin, "Well...if you don't have deep knowledge...you may be able to escape this catastrophe if you take a magic weapon nourished by years and combined with six or seven years of cultivation."
Damn... Six or seven years of cultivation is still not deep?
Shen Lang's equipment and cultivation base:
There is a year-end nourishing magic weapon...no!
Six or seven years of cultivation... no!
I thought about emptying myself out, counting the first time I came to the world of Uncle Ying, counting the time I dealt with Chu Renmei, plus the current one, I only have a month's cultivation base...
Damn it... After rounding up, I only have a measly 0.084 years of cultivation, which is not enough to see at all!
ps. One load = one year
Shen Lang was keen on asking questions, so Uncle Ying was naturally happy. He patiently explained, "Then... Wencai, the kind of red and white double evil you mentioned requires an extremely complicated pattern, otherwise it wouldn't be so difficult to deal with." Ah! The place where they appear needs to be at the junction of life and death...that is, the so-called door of life and death in our feng shui happens to be in a close position...This place is random, it may be a mountain, it may be in a river."
"Conditions that satisfy this topographical condition: the Fourteen Mountains of the Shengmen of Yangtu, Yangze, Chougen, Genyin, Zhengen, and the 24 evil stars, Tianchangxing, and the Fourteen Mountains of the Shimen, Yinze, Weikun, Shenxun, and Simen, are opposite to the Gate of Life. Gate 24 auspicious star Tian Ge Xing, and then the year, month and day of the Ganzhi, the constellation Nayin, and the evil god of Chongsha are all earth-shattering air that breaks the earth, Fengshui and the moon phase has no sun."
Shen Lang softened his ears in pain...huh?What did I just hear?Whispers of the Devil?Why can't I understand a word?Eh?What the hell happened!
Uncle Ying smiled kindly, his expression was very similar to that of a high math teacher in a university, "Wen Cai, do you understand?"
What can I do... I am also very desperate... I actually didn't understand half a sentence...
Shen Lang pretended to be calm, nodded and said, "I understand."
"Yes, your comprehension is really excellent."
"Hehe...hehehe..." The kind of smile that didn't make sense.
Uncle Ying continued, "What I said before was only the conditions required by the terrain, so a key factor is needed to produce the red and white double evil spirits."
"I still need something..."
Shen Lang has already started to have a headache,
The blood of the scum in my body is boiling again.
"On a certain day in a certain year, a month and a certain day, there happened to be a team of red and white things meeting in this place, and the weather needed to be overcast and cloudy. When they met, they encountered a natural or man-made disaster. It might be bandits or bandits. Mudstone torrents, or slipping into the river, in short... two teams were killed because of this, and the casualties were heavy..."
"This condition is too harsh. I thought that a bride who died in vain and a drowned ghost could be combined together." Shen Lang said.
"That kind of ghosts can only be regarded as two lonely ghosts..." Uncle Ying said, "A red-clothed bride ghost and a white-clothed water ghost, they just happened to appear together as demons."
Oh... I got it... That's right, they were neither killed collectively nor at the same time, so they can only be killed alone to act as demons... Sure enough, there is a team of red and white double evil spirits, and the forming conditions are awesome...
Uncle Ying calculated, "People who die in vain in such a feng shui place will turn into resentful spirits with extremely evil intentions, and the evil aura nearby is hidden in the ground veins for dozens of miles around. The evil aura combines with the resentful spirits and lingers for a long time." , red and white evil spirits are entrenched in this place...At specific yin times, they will turn into evil spirits (manifest prototypes) and harm the passers-by."
"It's like this..." Shen Lang took out his notebook and recorded the key points about the Red and White Shuangsha.
Uncle Ying nodded and continued to spread his knowledge, "Red belongs to fire, white belongs to gold, and gold and fire are restrained among the five elements, but don't forget that evil spirits transform evil spirits in the soil, fire produces earth, and earth produces metal. So in the five elements and eight gates, a pattern of rushing and restraining, life and death has been formed."
"What do you mean?"
"It means... most of the Taoism, magic, alchemy, and witchcraft based on the essence, spirit, spirit, and five elements and five qi will lose their effect on it. Only powerful magic tools and profound cultivation can restrain the red and white evil ghost."
Uncle Ying paused and laughed, "Wen Cai, you don't have to worry so much. This kind of evil spirit is rare to meet in a hundred years. You have the desire to find out, and you are already very satisfied as a teacher."
Shen Lang twitched uncontrollably, "Haha..." A rare encounter in a hundred years?My mother, this red and white double evil spirit is a fixed plot in the movie... What should I do?I reckon that this catastrophe will definitely not be as easy to pass as in the movie, it is definitely useless to rely on Aunt Cane alone...
(End of this chapter)
Only when there are comings and goings at the dinner table will they appear cordial.
Uncle Ying asked with his chopsticks in hand,
"Master, have you been doing anything lately?"
"Oh...you asked a good question...I've been very busy recently..." Dalong poked the air enchantingly, "Let me tell you, I have dinner early in the morning, and then I go to the living room to sit on the sofa Take a nap, eat in the dining room at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, after sleeping, I will go to the dining room to eat again, lie down on the bed and sleep again after eating, and eat again after sleeping."
Dalong let out a long sigh, "Alas—to tell you the truth, my life is really hard!"
You work hard, you eat and sleep, you eat and sleep, and the pigs occasionally have to mate to do physical work... You are lazier than a pig... The voice of everyone.
Uncle Ying didn't make any expression, "Okay... By the way, handsome, is there any wedding or wedding event recently?"
Shen Lang suddenly became vigilant, that's right, weddings and funerals, almost forgot about it.
Dalong smiled and replied, "Oh, Dou Chiying, you're on the right track again. Recently, my sow died and my boar became a widow..." He hit the table with his chopsticks, "There are still half a year left Before, my father died!"
"Ah..." Dalong shook his head and poked the air, "I'm such a filial son, recently I always dreamed that my father came to visit me... But he seems to have learned the etiquette of foreigners, and he always kisses my neck in his dreams, Strange, tsk tsk tsk...I'm really sick of my father too..."
The soldiers next to the dragon hurriedly took out their trumpets and played an enhanced version of the mourning song 'Heartbroken'.
Shen Lang: "..."
My goodness... how slow this guy is!
Through the description of Dalong Yunshan's fog cover, it is basically certain that this guy was bitten by his father, and it is not a dream at all... Everything is real... When Dalong fell into a dream at night, his father who turned into a zombie came to visit He, and planted little strawberries for him~ The wound on his neck is the best evidence.
What Shen Lang could think of, Uncle Ying naturally expected, so he asked, "Marshal, where is your father buried?" "The ancestral hall~"
Uncle Ying said urgently, "Take me to have a look."
"No hurry...I'll go and have a look after dinner..." Dalong waved his hand to stop the revolving sushi, Qiusheng was not satisfied after eating the sashimi, and looked at the green food on the dinner plate, thinking about it, Chopsticks hold...
this idiot...
Shen Lang hurriedly picked up his chopsticks to stop him.
"Wencai, what are you doing, don't you not eat?"
"Brother Sheng...it's best not to eat this..."
"I want to eat!"
"Fine……"
Shen Lang let go of his chopsticks helplessly,
eat...
Eat to death you have to...
That lump is mustard...
With a smirk, Qiu Sheng opened his abyssal mouth, and swallowed a big lump of mustard!
"Ci'ao, you are so stupid... so cute." Shen Lang snickered.
A pungent spicy smell rushed straight into the nostrils, and then pierced into the sky with one stroke. Qiu Sheng put his head in his hands and howled, "Ah... spicy... help..." After a while, tears and snot poured out together... ...Qiu Sheng ran around looking for it, and finally ran directly to the fountain outside, and stuffed his head into the water...
Uncle Ying didn't understand, so he shook his head and said, "Exaggeration, is it that spicy?"
Shen Lang said with a smile, "Master, you can try a little bit, this is Dongying's hot sauce, it has a unique taste."
"What a fuss!" Uncle Ying dipped some mustard with his chopsticks, smashed it in his mouth and clicked his tongue... His expression was not calm in an instant... But he forcibly held back, and said with a serious smile, "Well, the spiciness is average."
It's ok... Master is also a person who wants to save face...
Taking advantage of the time when the commander-in-chief was still eating,
Shen Lang asked his own doubts,
"Master, what should I do if I encounter a red and white demon?"
"Red and white double evil spirits? Be more specific." Uncle Ying said.
"That is to say, I met two teams of people at the same time, one side was doing red things, dressed in red, and the other was doing white things, wearing coir raincoats and filial robes, but...the two sides were not human...they just collided !"
"Hiss..." Uncle Ying took a deep breath, "Red and white evil spirits would not collide. One belongs to fire, the other belongs to metal, and the two are mutually restraining. If this happens..."
"If we did meet?"
"If you don't do enough, you will definitely die."
Shen Lang: "..." This... It's the same as not saying it...
"Master, is there no good way to crack it? You can't just sit and wait for death if you don't have enough knowledge!"
Uncle Ying rubbed his chin, "Well...if you don't have deep knowledge...you may be able to escape this catastrophe if you take a magic weapon nourished by years and combined with six or seven years of cultivation."
Damn... Six or seven years of cultivation is still not deep?
Shen Lang's equipment and cultivation base:
There is a year-end nourishing magic weapon...no!
Six or seven years of cultivation... no!
I thought about emptying myself out, counting the first time I came to the world of Uncle Ying, counting the time I dealt with Chu Renmei, plus the current one, I only have a month's cultivation base...
Damn it... After rounding up, I only have a measly 0.084 years of cultivation, which is not enough to see at all!
ps. One load = one year
Shen Lang was keen on asking questions, so Uncle Ying was naturally happy. He patiently explained, "Then... Wencai, the kind of red and white double evil you mentioned requires an extremely complicated pattern, otherwise it wouldn't be so difficult to deal with." Ah! The place where they appear needs to be at the junction of life and death...that is, the so-called door of life and death in our feng shui happens to be in a close position...This place is random, it may be a mountain, it may be in a river."
"Conditions that satisfy this topographical condition: the Fourteen Mountains of the Shengmen of Yangtu, Yangze, Chougen, Genyin, Zhengen, and the 24 evil stars, Tianchangxing, and the Fourteen Mountains of the Shimen, Yinze, Weikun, Shenxun, and Simen, are opposite to the Gate of Life. Gate 24 auspicious star Tian Ge Xing, and then the year, month and day of the Ganzhi, the constellation Nayin, and the evil god of Chongsha are all earth-shattering air that breaks the earth, Fengshui and the moon phase has no sun."
Shen Lang softened his ears in pain...huh?What did I just hear?Whispers of the Devil?Why can't I understand a word?Eh?What the hell happened!
Uncle Ying smiled kindly, his expression was very similar to that of a high math teacher in a university, "Wen Cai, do you understand?"
What can I do... I am also very desperate... I actually didn't understand half a sentence...
Shen Lang pretended to be calm, nodded and said, "I understand."
"Yes, your comprehension is really excellent."
"Hehe...hehehe..." The kind of smile that didn't make sense.
Uncle Ying continued, "What I said before was only the conditions required by the terrain, so a key factor is needed to produce the red and white double evil spirits."
"I still need something..."
Shen Lang has already started to have a headache,
The blood of the scum in my body is boiling again.
"On a certain day in a certain year, a month and a certain day, there happened to be a team of red and white things meeting in this place, and the weather needed to be overcast and cloudy. When they met, they encountered a natural or man-made disaster. It might be bandits or bandits. Mudstone torrents, or slipping into the river, in short... two teams were killed because of this, and the casualties were heavy..."
"This condition is too harsh. I thought that a bride who died in vain and a drowned ghost could be combined together." Shen Lang said.
"That kind of ghosts can only be regarded as two lonely ghosts..." Uncle Ying said, "A red-clothed bride ghost and a white-clothed water ghost, they just happened to appear together as demons."
Oh... I got it... That's right, they were neither killed collectively nor at the same time, so they can only be killed alone to act as demons... Sure enough, there is a team of red and white double evil spirits, and the forming conditions are awesome...
Uncle Ying calculated, "People who die in vain in such a feng shui place will turn into resentful spirits with extremely evil intentions, and the evil aura nearby is hidden in the ground veins for dozens of miles around. The evil aura combines with the resentful spirits and lingers for a long time." , red and white evil spirits are entrenched in this place...At specific yin times, they will turn into evil spirits (manifest prototypes) and harm the passers-by."
"It's like this..." Shen Lang took out his notebook and recorded the key points about the Red and White Shuangsha.
Uncle Ying nodded and continued to spread his knowledge, "Red belongs to fire, white belongs to gold, and gold and fire are restrained among the five elements, but don't forget that evil spirits transform evil spirits in the soil, fire produces earth, and earth produces metal. So in the five elements and eight gates, a pattern of rushing and restraining, life and death has been formed."
"What do you mean?"
"It means... most of the Taoism, magic, alchemy, and witchcraft based on the essence, spirit, spirit, and five elements and five qi will lose their effect on it. Only powerful magic tools and profound cultivation can restrain the red and white evil ghost."
Uncle Ying paused and laughed, "Wen Cai, you don't have to worry so much. This kind of evil spirit is rare to meet in a hundred years. You have the desire to find out, and you are already very satisfied as a teacher."
Shen Lang twitched uncontrollably, "Haha..." A rare encounter in a hundred years?My mother, this red and white double evil spirit is a fixed plot in the movie... What should I do?I reckon that this catastrophe will definitely not be as easy to pass as in the movie, it is definitely useless to rely on Aunt Cane alone...
(End of this chapter)
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