All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 311

After laughing for a while, the smart and lovely Mi Nianying pushed Dalong's arm, and said angrily, "Brother-in-law, you are just a guest just by passing through the door, so stop laughing at Master Zhengying."

"Hi'er~" "Hi'er~"

Dalong was quite dismissive of this and poked the air in front of him fiercely, as if what was in front of him was not the dining table but Lin Zhengying himself.

In Dalong's eyes, Lin Zhengying is not just a stinky Taoist priest, but his real identity is an old rival in love...

If Dalong's methods were worse back then, Michelin would be Lin Zhengying's wife...

Thinking of this... Lou Dalong subconsciously patted his green hat... a little gray...

"It's okay." Uncle Ying got off the donkey along the slope, and took a seat calmly. His old lover, ah bah... I still have to see the face of my sister Lian... emm, inexplicable.

Mi Nianying smiled softly, "Then, you can eat whatever you want, I'll go to the room and change some clothes first."

"Ho~ ho~" Qiu Sheng sat down and looked at the table full of Japanese delicacies, his eyes were round and big, and he swallowed hard.

"stop--"

The dinner plate stopped in front of the three masters and apprentices,
Qiu Sheng held up his chopsticks to surprise the big lobster,

Uncle Ying said in a deep voice, "Hey...!"

The sharp eyes made Qiusheng retract his chopsticks.

Lou Dalong introduced with a smile, "It's all from high-end products, especially these Japanese sashimi... so expensive! Enjoy it."

Whatever you want...

"Then we should be respectful rather than obedient."

Uncle Ying then slowly raised his chopsticks.

Shen Lang licked his lips, he was also greedy, especially during the few days when he went out to hunt zombies, he ate dry-roasted biscuits and steamed buns every now and then, and occasionally had meat... the horse's... the chicken was not even cooked!

but……

This meal is absolutely inedible,

Oysters, sashimi and lobsters are still raw no matter how they are handled.

Therefore, people who eat these dishes for the first time will easily get diarrhea!
In the movie, because of these fresh foods, the three of Uncle Ying all had diarrhea, and the battle scene was even more vulgar...It fully brought out the director's bad taste...

Shen Lang pressed Uncle Ying's chopsticks with his chopsticks and said with a complicated expression, "Master, can't you eat?"

"How?" Uncle Ying asked.

Qiusheng doesn't care about Sanqi 21,

I picked up a piece of sashimi with my chopsticks,

The fat fish slides over his tongue,
Qiu Sheng instantly revealed a happy expression,

"Wow... so delicious!"

I'm persuading people, you...

Shen Lang wished he could give him a punch, "Qiu Sheng, please shut up."

"You want me to shut up?" Qiu Sheng pulled two more pieces of sashimi, then swallowed them, and said while chewing, "It's hard!"

Shen Lang: "..."

Shen Lang explained depressedly, "Master, these are fresh foods, and there may be parasites or microorganisms in them."

Uncle Ying was a little dizzy, "Parasite? Microorganism?"

"Uh...it means it's unclean...you'll have diarrhea if you eat it." Shen Lang said.

"That's right." Uncle Ying looked at the delicious food on the table, "Gulu~" swallowed his saliva, he turned to look at Shen Lang, "Wen Cai, do you think it is possible not to have diarrhea?"

Shen Lang shook his head and said, "Master, I've seen these dishes before. For those of us who are eating for the first time, our stomachs will definitely be unaccustomed. We have to do things later... when the time comes, we will be finished if we have diarrhea. .”

"This..." Uncle Ying had to put down the hanging chopsticks.

Qiu Sheng was eating lobster with big mouthfuls, and he even sneered at Shen Lang's words, "Master, don't believe the nonsense of Wencai. In the face of delicious food, those who don't eat are fools. He has diarrhea when he says he has diarrhea? I don't believe it!"

This kind of person is not enough to harm himself, but also to harm others? !
Shen Lang slapped the table angrily, "Qiu Sheng, how about I bet with you?"

"Gambling?" Lou Dalong became interested in an instant, "Dou Chi Ying, are your two apprentices very humorous?"

"Hehe, it's a little humorous." Uncle Ying said perfunctorily, and quenched his thirst and hunger with hot tea.

Qiu Sheng said, "What are you betting on?"

Shen Lang raised his index finger and pointed at himself, "After this meal, if you don't have diarrhea, I will run around the Marshal's Mansion!"

"Interesting, really interesting, but... if only you were a woman." Lou Dalong clicked his tongue, then took out a bastard box pistol and pointed it at Shen Lang, "Hey, I am a witness to this gambling game, you boy If you lose the bet and fail, I will shoot you dead!"

Shen Lang: "..." Why do you come to join in the fun...

Shaking his head, ignoring Dalong's bad intentions, Shen Lang pointed his index finger at Qiu Sheng, and just as he was about to speak, Qiu Sheng took the bait, "Hey... I know, I know, if I get diarrhea from running around, I have to go to the Marshal's Mansion too." Guobun for a circle... This is not good, I am a big boy, Guobun is too disadvantageous for me."

Shen Lang took out plan B, "Then you can shit on your head."

Qiu Sheng shrugged indifferently, "Okay, anyway, I have a strong physique, so I won't get a stomachache so easily, you... get ready for the fruit rush."

"Hahaha, okay, you, if you lose the bet and don't shit on your head, I'll have my soldiers shoot you to death! It's not enough to kill you, you have to flog the corpse!" Lou Dalong laughed loudly, waved his hand, Eight long spears landed on Qiu Sheng's forehead...

Qiu Sheng felt his head buzzing, "Master, isn't my treatment a bit luxurious?"

Dalong grinned and said, "I can't help it. Compared with Guoben, I look forward to seeing other people stand upside down and shit."

Qiusheng: "..."

Lou Dalong and Qiusheng continued to eat fresh food,
Shen Lang and Uncle Ying asked what else the kitchen could prepare,
As a result... the other side's naive chef replied that he only made rotten noodles with green vegetables.

Okay... rotten noodles with green vegetables are noodles with rotten vegetables... the whole dried radish is also quite delicious.

Uncle Ying asked softly, "Wen Cai, did you notice the frown when you said you would do something later?"

Shen Lang summed up his thoughts and said, "Master, the front of this house is generous, there are not a few people living here, but the only one who was recruited by the commander..."

"Well, go on."

"I think this is an accident caused by the dead body of the ancestors."

"Tell me the details." Uncle Ying showed an expression of approval.

"When close relatives turn into zombies, the first target they look for is their close relatives, and turn their relatives into zombies... The reason why only Marshal Lou was bitten is because of his ancestors. problem occurs."

Shen Lang had read the answers beforehand, so he could answer them naturally, this was the margin of preview.

"The last question, Wencai, where should we start?"

"Hey, of course I'm going to Ren's house, no... of course I'm going to visit the ancestral grave of the handsome family."

While talking...a large bowl of rotten noodles with green vegetables came out...

"Let's eat, master."

"Ah."

This vegetable rotten noodle...is quite fragrant...Although it is called rotten noodles...but this noodle has not been left overnight, so it is very strong in the mouth, and it is paired with salty dried radish. ah……

"It smells so good, master."

"Well, it's very fragrant."

(End of this chapter)