Chapter 122 Chapter 121
Shen Lang didn't even have time to sit on the toilet seat to warm up,
The lights in the bathroom stopped abruptly!

"Ah...you are really annoying..."

Everything fell into darkness...

Suddenly, an ethereal sound came from my ears,
"Ruan Bishi~~"

Shen Lang really cried, "Don't make trouble... I'm doing business..."

"Ruan Bishi~~I am your mother~~"

"Listen to mother, come here...come here..."

Shen Lang glanced at his embarrassing situation at this time, and smiled wryly, "I... oh... we really can't go!"

Shen Lang groped for a while,

I found my old "PHS" mobile phone,

After playing for a while, there is actually a snake game on it... Oops, I died when I touched the tail... Cough cough...

Xixi, this kind of mobile phone actually has a flashlight function...

With some light,
My mind gradually calmed down,
A white holy light illuminates the bathroom door...

The sound of gurgling water flowing slowly,
An old aunt stood at the door of the bathroom,
Look at the face is [-]% similar to Ruan Bishi...

At this time, it was Ruan Bishi's grandmother - Dugu Qingniang!
Maybe because the name is too domineering,

So die young...

Grandma waved to Shen Lang,

"Azi, trash boy, come here, mom is here~"

Shen Lang finally knew how Ruan Bishi died in the movie,

Frightened for a while...feeling soft for a while...

Ordinary people can't stand it anymore!
The sound of running water in the bathroom and mother are all fantasies created by Chu Renmei,

After Ruan Bishi was lured into the bathroom,

He was pushed into the bathtub 'full of water' by his imaginary grandma,
No matter how hard you struggle, come out...

Fear and suffocation filled my heart at the same time...

In the end, Ruan Bishi was frightened to death like this...

Actually there is no water in the bathtub;

If fantasy reaches a certain level,

People will mistakenly think that the water inside is real,

like a dream...

When you dream, you usually don't think it's a dream...

Only when I wake up from the dream will I realize... Ah, I was dreaming, so meow, I said how could I even order more than [-]... Throw it away!

If it is replaced by real Ruan Bishi,

He must have ignored the toilet and rushed over to find his grandmother.

Unfortunately... Shen Lang is not Ruan Bishi...

Shen Lang looked at Dugu Qingniang as if looking at a second fool,

"Yeah, I know where you are, go back where you came from, Mom, listen to my advice, the last bus back to Yincao Difu is about to arrive, don't be late and you won't be able to go back~"

Unexpectedly, Shen Lang would not enter,
Dugu Qingniang was immediately dumbfounded...

After a few seconds,

All fantasies are over,

The lights in the bathroom have been restored and calm has been restored!

Shen Lang continued to fight Ollie,

The battle is hearty... very happy!
run out of toilet paper,

After rushing...Shen Lang realized that he couldn't rush...,
Ma's... that's right... Ruan Bishi's house has no water!

'click~'

"No way... again?"

Shen Lang had to admire Chu Renmei's perseverance,

If I were a normal ghost, I'm afraid I would have no patience~
The light in the bathroom has changed to a faint pink tone,
Annie, who was wearing a light summer swimsuit, suddenly threw herself into Shen Lang's arms,
"Ruan Bishi...actually, I have liked you for a long time..."

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth twitched,
You change clothes too fast,

Intimidation...family love...now it has become a beauty trick...

As expected of you, Chu Renmei!
Annie pursed her lips,

Pulling Shen Lang's sleeves to the bathroom,

"Come on...Brother Ruan Bishi...Let's go together...Mandarin Duck..."

Where in the bathroom is the plain white just now,

The hot steam is steaming in the bathtub,

Pieces of red rose petals fluttered on the hot water,
Annie twisted her body coquettishly,

"Come on... Brother Ruan Bishi... tonight... is yours..."

Shen Lang said calmly, "Annie, please take care of yourself, A Ming is outside! I am Shen Lang, no, I am Ruan Bishi, who is unparalleled in ancient times and has both loyalty and righteousness. How can I betray my brother!"

The root of a word is just sprouting red,

Annie was taken aback for a while,

"I was wrong, I didn't expect you to be an upright piece of trash..."

Annie's voice instantly became cold and cruel,

Then she turned into a puddle of meat sauce and smashed onto the tiled floor,
The whole room was suddenly plunged into a dim halo of miserable red.
"Jie Jie Jie... Ha ha ha... You all have to die... You all have to die..."

Hollow and terrifying sounds wandered around the bathroom,
The tiles on the wall of the bathroom are cracked piece by piece,

Pale palms protruded from it,
The hot water in the bathtub has also changed to blood color... a bit similar to Lafite in [-]~
Shen Lang's eyes were slightly closed, and he murmured silently, "Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one has no eyes, the other has no tail, how strange!"really weird! '

What should I do if I encounter illusions?
Don't be nervous, don't be afraid,
Just find a nursery rhyme and recite it,
Let your mind be filled with innocence,
Tell the ghosts and evil spirits to have nowhere to work hard!

Chu Renmei's illusion package is self-defeating,

At this time, in Shen Lang's head,

There are only two cute little black tigers desperately pursuing the green tea and the blue rabbit...

Black Tiger... No. 1 in the dog licking world!
After that, the scenery in the room began to be strange.

Half is blood and human hands,

The other half is two little black tigers singing nursery rhymes,
The two sides stalemate for a while...

In the end, Hei Xiaohu defeated Chu Renmei's illusion with his nirvana Tianmo Luanwu!
Shen Lang silently praised Hei Xiaohu, "Old Hei, give me a shout~"

The two black tiger cubs nodded,

I went into the flowers to look for butterflies again...

Chu Renmei was hit hard,
The original shape was forced out!

a blue figure,

With disheveled hair, I can't see my face,
A blue wide-sleeved costume that looks like it would be used on an opera stage!

The only thing that can be identified... this girl's hands are very white...

Shen Lang turned his face to see this person and was startled at that time,
"I know...I stick it!"

Subconsciously pasted the 'Fengwei Talisman' on Chu Renmei's body,

As a result, the talisman bounced back again...

Instead, he stuck it on his forehead...

Shen Lang let out a long sigh,

"Oh...it really doesn't work..."

Chu Renmei twisted her head up and down twice,
"Quack... you bastard... you're still thinking about cartoons in that situation!"

Shen Lang curled his lips, "You're lucky... I don't have fantasies about Mr. Jin Jiang's 'I want an official', so you can just laugh..."

Chu Renmei roared, "Aren't you afraid of me!"

Shen Lang touched his chin,
Yoshi, now it's my turn to act,

"Oh, sister, you are so beautiful, why should I be afraid of you? What's your name? Where do you live? Do you have a boyfriend? Please leave me a phone number! I especially like girls with long hair , especially with your waist-length hair that covers your big face by the way."

"what……?"

Chu Renmei was made back again and again by Shen Lang's sweet words...

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 6/100]

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 12/100]

[Dog licking value increased by 6, currently 18/100]

Shen Lang: "..."

Why did it increase so much?
Is Chu Renmei so lacking in love?
I seriously suspect that the elder brother of the system just wanted to express his thoughts so he calculated it like this...

After tweaking for a while, Chu Renmei said,

"People call it... No! You still want to talk to me!"

the ability to speak,
Chu Renmei quickly approached Shen Lang's face,
Her hands tugged at the hair on her cheek,
Slowly... brushing my hair away...

(End of this chapter)

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