All Heavens Film and Television Adventurer

Chapter 121 Chapter 120
Three big fools were chattering around the round table,
Only Amin stood beside Annie nervously,
Shen Lang continued to rummage through boxes...

Finally gave up!
See the calendar on the wall,

Shen Lang felt a little joy in his heart,
nice calendar...

The old calendar has the protection of the twelve gods!

It is not a bad idea to use it as a carrier for talismans!
It's better than using toilet paper~
Rip off a calendar...

Then I used the knife that cut my finger just now to make another cut...

Blood drips slowly,
Shen Lang quickly drew the retreat talisman on the calendar!
Looking back and forth,
Looking at this calendar...

Shen Lang felt a little bad,

You said it would be great if the twelve gods were painted on the calendar,
Even if you draw a God of Wealth...the Stove Lord...

You are so meow... The figures on this new calendar are all the handsome guy Ting Feng Xie...

Hong Kong Island in [-]...

Boss Xie's reputation is simply invincible!
Until...the Olympics...ahem...

On the front of the calendar is the talisman of Jiu Shu's retreat,
On the back of the calendar is a handsome photo of Brother Feng,

Shen Lang almost cried,

"One thing to say... Pointing at this thing to save my life, I'm afraid I have cerebral palsy..."

Everyone gradually relaxed,
They were talking and laughing in front of the round table,

Shen Lang felt that he was the one who was out of place...

"Ruan Bishi, what are you doing there alone?"

Shen Lang had a sad expression, "I... oh... I can't play graffiti for a while..."

The essential……

I still feel a little urgent to urinate...

Could it be that the feeling before time travel also brought to...?
Shen Lang sat at the round table feeling particularly uncomfortable.

Anne still seemed to be unsatisfied.

"How about we play again, although... I'm a little scared..."

A Ming shook his head nervously, "Annie, stop playing! At least... don't play today..."

Shen Lang clutched his stomach,

The expressions twisted together,
"Ah...that's right, Annie, just listen to Amin, stop playing, I'll go...I can't stand it anymore!"

Big B was overjoyed, "Haha, Ruan Bishi, are you afraid too?"

Page and Big B are a couple,
Her husband and wife follow,
"Hee hee, Ruan Bishi, I knew you were a coward when you were playing Bixian!"

Shen Lang: "..."

I was ridiculed by these two guys for no reason.

Pen fairies...do you still play pen fairies?
Domestic horror movies are popular because of you people...

Amin is very concerned about his friends,

He put his hand on Shen Lang's shoulder,
"Ruan Bishi, I think your complexion is not right, do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

Shen Lang's expression was extremely ugly...

To be called 'garbage' by you guys again,
I have to hold my urine again... I can't live this day...

'Pfft...' A clear and audible sound came out of Shen Lang's lower body...

The lively music brought a little smell of overnight dishes~
The scientific name of these sound effects is - fart!
Shen Lang's complexion became even worse,
Pale and pale...

Drops of sweat dripped down my neck...

never expected,
While holding back urine,
It also caused fart energy!

Now it’s not just as simple as a trumpet,
Even the tuba came out!
This fart is too powerful.
Everyone didn't realize at first,

They all raised their noses and breathed...

After noticing this strange smell...

A Ming silently took his hand away from Shen Lang's shoulder,

"You fart...?"

Shen Lang was extremely embarrassed.

"Don't say it so vulgarly...it's called Yaya~"

Everyone exploded in an instant, uh,

Annie covered her nose,

"Hey, Ruan Bishi, you are so disgusting!"

Big B said he was fooled,
"What the hell, didn't I take two breaths of nitrogen?!"

Paige pushed Shen Lang in disgust,

"Go, go, go... go to the bathroom quickly... I said you look so bad, what are you holding back!"

Everyone laughs and laughs,

Amin turned on the headlights in the house,

The brightness is sufficient... the cold breath before is gone!
Shen Lang couldn't hold back any longer.

Horse... die or die...

It's better to be scared to death by a ghost than to be suffocated to death by a large number of people at the same time!

"The hospitality is not good...you can do whatever you want...I have to go to the toilet!"

"Go, go, hahaha..."

Because of Shen Lang’s fart,

Everyone completely forgot the terrible feeling just now...

This isn't just a fart...it's a life-saving... fart!

Shen Lang got up and walked to the corridor,

His fingers tightly squeezed the 'Fengwei Talisman' stuffed in his pocket.
Tonight... Brother Feng and I advance and retreat together...!
The dark corridors are quiet and shaded,
A little bit of white awn hits the white and flawless wooden door of the bathroom...

On the right is the bedroom door.

On the left is another guest room,
Shen Lang slowly turned on the lights in the corridor,

Moving step by step towards the bathroom...

This is the most uncomfortable thing!

If only I knew when Chu Renmei would come out,

I don't know the key... That bitch may come out at any time!

Unscrew the bathroom door,

The lights have already been turned on inside.
Someone forgot to turn off the light when they went to the bathroom earlier... It's shameful to waste it!
white tile wall,
There is a clean and tidy washbasin facing you.

Next to it is the exquisite and lovely toilet~
There is a door to the bathroom on the right hand side.

Next to the bathtub, there is a white bathroom covered with a plastic curtain...

Shen Lang nodded, "The design is quite satisfactory, but it's a little smaller than my house...not ugly~"

There are universe, yin and yang playing tricks in the abdomen,
I can't care about anything now,

Shen Lang lifted the toilet lid,
Just about to sit down...

The scene in front of him made him dumbfounded!

"Damn it...isn't it...fighting for a parking space with me?"

There were clumps of black hair in the toilet.
They breed... spread...

Squirming happily in the toilet...

"You meow...you meow are you refining Gu in the toilet? Hair Gu?"

Shen Lang wasn't afraid, "This thing of yours... is too childish, if it's the first time I travel through time, I might be intimidated by you!"

Can't help but say,

Just reach out and pull your hair,

The soles of his feet were pressed against the toilet,
Pulling back vigorously...

one after another...

One crop after another...

Wet piles of hair piled up on the ground,

Shen Lang felt that he had pulled out at least five kilograms of hair,
A normal woman's long hair is no more than a catty,

In just a few minutes, he had pulled out the hair of ten normal women!
"Please... make room..."

'Puff puff...' The sound of farts was loud...

The spring breeze will soon close the jade gate...

Shen Lang is really at a loss.

"Sorry you!"

Take off your pants and don't ask about worldly affairs!
He pressed it directly on the toilet with a crushing attitude.

This is basic common sense...

Since ancient times~
Demons, ghosts, and ghosts are not afraid of talismans, mahogany swords,

They also hate dirty things deeply.
Once contaminated... it will cause a lot of harm to oneself...

Such as black dog blood...such as shit...

Shen Lang pressed up frankly,

There was an exclamation of "Yeah!" from the toilet,
That furry feeling disappears,

Shen Lang finally merged with the toilet seat!
Clenched fists tightly,

With an unusually ferocious expression,
"Ah ah ah..."

At this time Chu Renmei is a fart,

Let's have a good fight with Ollie first!

(End of this chapter)