My super cowardly system
Chapter 97
Chapter 97
"Huh? What?"
"Hehe, it's nothing." The elder sister glanced at the younger brother in the kitchen, then suddenly approached Li Xiaofeng, and whispered, "Since you and our Xiaofan were assigned to a group by chance, why did you suddenly worship our Xiaofan as your teacher?" ah?"
Li Xiaofeng thought for a while, and said directly: "It's because when I went out to shoot videos with master that day, I liked martial arts since I was a child, so I learned a little bit, but I found that master's martial arts are more than a hundred times better than mine, and it's not like me at all. At the same level, that's why I made up my mind to learn martial arts from my master."
Of course, these words were not true, nor were they thought up by Li Xiaofeng on the spot, but were taught to him by He Xiaofan beforehand.
What kind of person my sister is, He Xiaofan is the clearest in the world. As for my sister's curiosity that is stronger than a cat, I will definitely ask all the questions.
However, there are policies above and countermeasures below, the reason why he dared to bring Li Xiaofeng back must be because he was absolutely sure and fooled his sister.
In fact, this is not because he deliberately wanted to hide something from his sister, but because he felt that it was better not to be involved in matters related to the martial arts world, such as an ordinary person living in a big city like my sister.
Just like in the past, when the family encountered some troubles, whether it was about the house, money, or other aspects, my sister's first reaction would always be to hide it from He Xiaofan.
Because she didn't want to bring unnecessary psychological burden and pressure to He Xiaofan.
As long as she earns the money, if that's the case, why let my brother know these unnecessary things?
This time, Li Xiaofeng showed no flaws, and his answers were so perfect that He Wenjing couldn't pick a single thorn.
However, at the next moment, my sister suddenly said: "Xiaofeng, I want to tell you two things. First, you are not allowed to call me uncle in the future. You must call me sister like my younger brother."
Li Xiaofeng was a little embarrassed, but seeing her firm eyes, he could only nod in compromise in the end.
"Second, I want to ask you one thing, that is, besides you, do you have any older sisters or younger sisters in your family?"
He Xiaofan who was in the kitchen was stunned for a moment, and was about to go out to interrupt the questioning outside
Li Xiaofeng nodded seriously and said, "Yes."
He Xiaofan: "???"
He suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision for him to bring Li Xiaofeng back today.
In other words, he still underestimated his sister after all!
Generally speaking, who would meet a person for the first time and ask him if he has any older sisters in his family?
Alas, it really echoes the old saying, your sister is still your sister after all!
The corners of He Wenjing's mouth raised slightly, and she suddenly asked: "One Saturday morning, my younger brother went to your house. He was looking for your older sister or younger sister, right? Answer me quickly, don't think!"
Li Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, before he could react at all, he said first, "Yes!"
He Xiaofan: "????"
In short, He Xiaofan is regretting now, very regretful!
Why is he so stupid, insisting on bringing this thing back?What a crime!
After answering, Li Xiaofeng suddenly came back to his senses, and explained in a panic: "No, no, Missy doesn't belong to me. It's not this, it's Saturday morning, I'm the one to look for it."
He Wenjing snorted coldly, shook her hand and said, "Okay, I have nothing more to ask."
Li Xiaofeng shut up immediately, he wanted to explain something, but seeing He Wenjing's impatient face, he could only shut up strangely, lowered his head, thinking in his heart, what should the master do when he comes out later? .
Today's dinner can be said to be very luxurious.
Steamed fish, braised prawns in oil, tomato and egg soup, hot and sour potato shreds, stir-fried green beans, and even the rice, it’s all made with something you wouldn’t normally eat, Panjin rice that costs 6 yuan a pound.
It can be said that in He Xiaofan's eyes, this meal is no different from eating banknotes.
A mouthful of rice goes down, um, -5 cents.
One bite of prawns, um, -5 yuan.
My heart seems to be bleeding.
Li Xiaofeng ate more reservedly at the beginning, after all, he was at someone else's house, no matter how good the relationship was, there would still be some things he couldn't let go of.
But as he ate, he found that the dishes made by this chef were ten thousand times more delicious than the meals made by those chefs in Li's residence!
Not a level at all, okay?
As a result, as he ate, Li Xiaofeng seemed impatient to eat, and he poured it into his mouth in big mouthfuls. After a while, he ate five bowls of rice.
Although Li Xiaofeng looks thin and weak on the outside, but he is a real trainer, it is normal to eat several times more than ordinary people every day.
While feeding him the sixth bowl of rice, He Xiaofan said distressedly: "Li Xiaofeng, you can almost get enough if you eat a little, rice is expensive, and people who practice kung fu should not eat too much every day, especially shrimps. Yes, the most expensive. It is best to eat less, as it will affect martial arts training."
However, Li Xiaofeng took the bowl and said cheerfully: "Master, I've said it before, it's important for martial arts practitioners to practice martial arts, but the purpose of our martial arts training is to strengthen our body and strengthen our masters!"
"Concentrating on practicing martial arts is not our goal after all. To keep fit and enjoy life at the same time, this is the most correct way of life."
After speaking, he took away another big lobster, poked open the shell two or three times, and it was gone in one bite.
He Xiaofan felt a pain in his heart.
The elder sister listened with relish, and said cheerfully: "Hey, you martial arts practitioners, are you so enlightened now? You really keep pace with the times and are quite fashionable."
Li Xiaofeng smiled cheerfully, his mouth was full, he didn't speak, his head was sullen, and he ate vigorously.
After a meal, four dishes and one soup have turned into four empty plates, an empty bowl, and an empty rice cooker.
He Xiaofan sighed helplessly while washing the dishes in the kitchen.
From now on, Li Xiaofeng must never be allowed to come to his house for dinner.
This is not rubbish, this is simply a food elimination machine!
Four dishes and one soup, plus a large rice cooker, more than half of it was handled by Li Xiaofeng alone. He Xiaofan and his sister can eat this dish for two or three days in normal times!
Sending Li Xiaofeng away, He Xiaofan sighed again.
That guy patted his ass and left after eating, but he will face a series of interrogations from his sister next.
When she got home, her sister was still sitting on the sofa. When she saw him coming in, she patted the sofa beside her and motioned to sit down.
He Xiaofan sat on the sofa in a well-behaved manner, not daring to make a sound.
My sister cast a glance at him and asked, "Honestly, why did you go there on Saturday morning? Did you hook up with a little girl from someone's classmate's family?"
He Xiaofan looked at his sister with some guilt, blinked, and said sincerely: "If I said that I just went to that girl's house for tea that morning, would you believe me?"
(End of this chapter)
"Huh? What?"
"Hehe, it's nothing." The elder sister glanced at the younger brother in the kitchen, then suddenly approached Li Xiaofeng, and whispered, "Since you and our Xiaofan were assigned to a group by chance, why did you suddenly worship our Xiaofan as your teacher?" ah?"
Li Xiaofeng thought for a while, and said directly: "It's because when I went out to shoot videos with master that day, I liked martial arts since I was a child, so I learned a little bit, but I found that master's martial arts are more than a hundred times better than mine, and it's not like me at all. At the same level, that's why I made up my mind to learn martial arts from my master."
Of course, these words were not true, nor were they thought up by Li Xiaofeng on the spot, but were taught to him by He Xiaofan beforehand.
What kind of person my sister is, He Xiaofan is the clearest in the world. As for my sister's curiosity that is stronger than a cat, I will definitely ask all the questions.
However, there are policies above and countermeasures below, the reason why he dared to bring Li Xiaofeng back must be because he was absolutely sure and fooled his sister.
In fact, this is not because he deliberately wanted to hide something from his sister, but because he felt that it was better not to be involved in matters related to the martial arts world, such as an ordinary person living in a big city like my sister.
Just like in the past, when the family encountered some troubles, whether it was about the house, money, or other aspects, my sister's first reaction would always be to hide it from He Xiaofan.
Because she didn't want to bring unnecessary psychological burden and pressure to He Xiaofan.
As long as she earns the money, if that's the case, why let my brother know these unnecessary things?
This time, Li Xiaofeng showed no flaws, and his answers were so perfect that He Wenjing couldn't pick a single thorn.
However, at the next moment, my sister suddenly said: "Xiaofeng, I want to tell you two things. First, you are not allowed to call me uncle in the future. You must call me sister like my younger brother."
Li Xiaofeng was a little embarrassed, but seeing her firm eyes, he could only nod in compromise in the end.
"Second, I want to ask you one thing, that is, besides you, do you have any older sisters or younger sisters in your family?"
He Xiaofan who was in the kitchen was stunned for a moment, and was about to go out to interrupt the questioning outside
Li Xiaofeng nodded seriously and said, "Yes."
He Xiaofan: "???"
He suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision for him to bring Li Xiaofeng back today.
In other words, he still underestimated his sister after all!
Generally speaking, who would meet a person for the first time and ask him if he has any older sisters in his family?
Alas, it really echoes the old saying, your sister is still your sister after all!
The corners of He Wenjing's mouth raised slightly, and she suddenly asked: "One Saturday morning, my younger brother went to your house. He was looking for your older sister or younger sister, right? Answer me quickly, don't think!"
Li Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, before he could react at all, he said first, "Yes!"
He Xiaofan: "????"
In short, He Xiaofan is regretting now, very regretful!
Why is he so stupid, insisting on bringing this thing back?What a crime!
After answering, Li Xiaofeng suddenly came back to his senses, and explained in a panic: "No, no, Missy doesn't belong to me. It's not this, it's Saturday morning, I'm the one to look for it."
He Wenjing snorted coldly, shook her hand and said, "Okay, I have nothing more to ask."
Li Xiaofeng shut up immediately, he wanted to explain something, but seeing He Wenjing's impatient face, he could only shut up strangely, lowered his head, thinking in his heart, what should the master do when he comes out later? .
Today's dinner can be said to be very luxurious.
Steamed fish, braised prawns in oil, tomato and egg soup, hot and sour potato shreds, stir-fried green beans, and even the rice, it’s all made with something you wouldn’t normally eat, Panjin rice that costs 6 yuan a pound.
It can be said that in He Xiaofan's eyes, this meal is no different from eating banknotes.
A mouthful of rice goes down, um, -5 cents.
One bite of prawns, um, -5 yuan.
My heart seems to be bleeding.
Li Xiaofeng ate more reservedly at the beginning, after all, he was at someone else's house, no matter how good the relationship was, there would still be some things he couldn't let go of.
But as he ate, he found that the dishes made by this chef were ten thousand times more delicious than the meals made by those chefs in Li's residence!
Not a level at all, okay?
As a result, as he ate, Li Xiaofeng seemed impatient to eat, and he poured it into his mouth in big mouthfuls. After a while, he ate five bowls of rice.
Although Li Xiaofeng looks thin and weak on the outside, but he is a real trainer, it is normal to eat several times more than ordinary people every day.
While feeding him the sixth bowl of rice, He Xiaofan said distressedly: "Li Xiaofeng, you can almost get enough if you eat a little, rice is expensive, and people who practice kung fu should not eat too much every day, especially shrimps. Yes, the most expensive. It is best to eat less, as it will affect martial arts training."
However, Li Xiaofeng took the bowl and said cheerfully: "Master, I've said it before, it's important for martial arts practitioners to practice martial arts, but the purpose of our martial arts training is to strengthen our body and strengthen our masters!"
"Concentrating on practicing martial arts is not our goal after all. To keep fit and enjoy life at the same time, this is the most correct way of life."
After speaking, he took away another big lobster, poked open the shell two or three times, and it was gone in one bite.
He Xiaofan felt a pain in his heart.
The elder sister listened with relish, and said cheerfully: "Hey, you martial arts practitioners, are you so enlightened now? You really keep pace with the times and are quite fashionable."
Li Xiaofeng smiled cheerfully, his mouth was full, he didn't speak, his head was sullen, and he ate vigorously.
After a meal, four dishes and one soup have turned into four empty plates, an empty bowl, and an empty rice cooker.
He Xiaofan sighed helplessly while washing the dishes in the kitchen.
From now on, Li Xiaofeng must never be allowed to come to his house for dinner.
This is not rubbish, this is simply a food elimination machine!
Four dishes and one soup, plus a large rice cooker, more than half of it was handled by Li Xiaofeng alone. He Xiaofan and his sister can eat this dish for two or three days in normal times!
Sending Li Xiaofeng away, He Xiaofan sighed again.
That guy patted his ass and left after eating, but he will face a series of interrogations from his sister next.
When she got home, her sister was still sitting on the sofa. When she saw him coming in, she patted the sofa beside her and motioned to sit down.
He Xiaofan sat on the sofa in a well-behaved manner, not daring to make a sound.
My sister cast a glance at him and asked, "Honestly, why did you go there on Saturday morning? Did you hook up with a little girl from someone's classmate's family?"
He Xiaofan looked at his sister with some guilt, blinked, and said sincerely: "If I said that I just went to that girl's house for tea that morning, would you believe me?"
(End of this chapter)
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