My super cowardly system

Chapter 96 The Guest
on the street.

"Master, what are you?"

He Xiaofan stopped at the intersection of traffic lights with a smile on his face, and handed the grandmother a bottle of milk.

"Isn't it helping you deliver this drink?"

"Hehe, thank you Xiaofan for your milk, grandma is gone."

"Hey, okay, see you tomorrow, Grandma Liu!"

Seeing He Xiaofan chat skillfully with a group of old ladies, Li Xiaofeng on the side was immediately dumbfounded.

Is the master originally a person with this personality?
But I haven’t seen you, master, talking and laughing so much in school, right?

It wasn't until the last bottle of Assam was delivered that He Xiaofan clapped his hands, exhaled, and said, "Okay, let's finish the delivery and call it a day!"

Li Xiaofeng looked at He Xiaofan with a strange expression, and asked curiously: "Master, didn't you say that you are the most afraid of that kind of trouble and the least good at communicating? Why do you still get close to and get along with these old ladies and old men? So nice, and he even helped them cross the road. I think these old men and women are sometimes more annoying than us young people."

"Besides, I saw a young man helping an old lady on the Internet before, but the old lady insisted that the young man bumped into her and blackmailed the young man a lot of money."

He Xiaofan glanced at him, and said casually: "I didn't intentionally get closer to them."

"Eh?" Li Xiaofeng was puzzled.

He Xiaofan sighed, and explained: "What I did was just some trivial things, not deliberately trying to get closer to those old people, but of course, I must have my own purpose. "

"But sometimes you think about it, when, how, and how to do something, it's your own problem, and after this thing is done, who can predict what the result will be to?"

"In that case, why do you hesitate and think so much? Isn't it just a matter of doing it? A man named Ike said something better. He said, I would rather do something wrong than fail at everything. Don't do it."

"Even if God let you know the result in advance, if you help this old woman today, you will be extorted money, but if you don't help her, she will be hit by a car. In the end, will you help her or not?"

When Li Xiaofeng heard this, he fell into deep thought.

He Xiaofan said a few more words once in a while, looking cheerfully at the front and said: "Some things, even if you shirk them, he won't do them, so there must be someone to do this last thing."

"If there is one thing that no one will do in the end, it's like, no one in this world is willing to farm and raise pigs anymore, hehe, then people all over the world are waiting to be reincarnated and become starving ghosts go."

Suddenly, Li Xiaofeng stopped his steps, looked at He Xiaofan's back, and seemed to feel that that back had become extremely tall.

He seemed to suddenly understand that he was not only superior in martial arts, but also in many other aspects. Perhaps he would not be able to reach the level of his master in this life.

But he smiled, and it was a smile from the heart, with joy, gratitude, and pride in it.

"Why are you smirking, didn't you say you went to my house for a meal, do you still want to eat you?"

"Hey, come here!"

He Xiaofan's house.

Today, a guest came to the house, no, to be precise, it was an apprentice.

In fact, He Xiaofan refused to invite Li Xiaofeng to eat at home at first, but since he came back, Li Xiaofeng not only cooks for him in the school cafeteria every day, but also brings tea and water. Go to the classroom and help him warm the stool.
This series of actions made He Xiaofan dumbfounded.

If you want to say that Li Xiaofeng is not good, but he is actually quite good, but if you want to say that he is good, it always feels weird.

Finally, under repeated struggles in his heart, it happened that He Xiaofan was going to cook a big meal for his sister today, so he bit the bullet and brought Li Xiaofeng back.

After returning, Li Xiaofeng was very honest, sitting on the edge of the sofa, with his back straight, his hands neatly placed on his lap, he didn't have the bad habit of contemporary college students always staring at their phones.

But my sister was full of curiosity about He Xiaofan bringing someone back, she was on the other side of the sofa, sizing up Li Xiaofeng.

"What's your name?" My sister stared at Li Xiaofeng, asking like an interrogation.

Li Xiaofeng said truthfully: "Uncle Hui, my name is Li Xiaofeng, Muzi Li, a timid and breezy Xiaofeng."

He Wenjing was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Oh, it's not bad, I also learned my brother's tricks."

Li Xiaofeng chuckled, and was about to say that the master taught her well, but He Wenjing suddenly threw a pillow over her: "Who the hell do you call master? Does this beautiful girl look so old?"

This sudden face-changing scene in the Sichuan opera directly confused Li Xiaofeng, he didn't even dare to hide from the pillow, he just got hit by the pillow.

Li Xiaofeng caught the pillow that fell from his face, felt apologetic, and explained: "It's like this, uncle, you are the elder sister of the master. According to seniority, I should call you uncle, not that you are really very good. old."

"You are now in the prime of life, in the Mood for Love, with the temperament of a fairy coming down to earth, and the most beautiful figure I have ever seen. How can you be old?"

Of course He Xiaofan, who was cooking in the kitchen, could hear the commotion in the living room. Hearing Li Xiaofeng's words, he couldn't help smiling, and sighed:
The strong desire to survive is almost as strong as his.

However, at this moment, the system suddenly came out to refresh the sense of presence.

System: "Answer the host. After the system detects, the host's desire to survive is 0."

He Xiaofan rolled his eyes and said: "You'd better not mess with me while I'm in a good mood, otherwise if the kitchen knife in my hand accidentally slips and cuts your own neck, you'll be waiting to fight with me. Let us die together."

system:"????"

No, can it still be like this now?Threatening yourself directly without going through the procedure?

His system really can't stand this grievance!
Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka!
He Xiaofan's hands were fast, he sliced ​​the fish in his hand, the knife was so sharp that it could touch the meat without hindrance.

System: Hehe, keep the green hills here, don't be afraid of running out of firewood, bear with it!
outside.

My sister has already started asking how Li Xiaofeng and He Xiaofan met.

Of course Li Xiaofeng would not foolishly say that he blocked his master in the alleyway that night, and on the way, He Xiaofan also told him not to say anything about the martial arts world.

Therefore, he accidentally put himself and the master in the same group to shoot videos, and told He Wenjing as if he and the master had just met.

He Wenjing nodded and said, "It turns out that my younger brother went to your house when he disappeared for a long time that morning."

(End of this chapter)