Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 236 Touch me and try

It's not human flesh, but Xiao Guangtian's meat. This guy devotes himself to drug research, not only for others to eat, but also for himself when he has nothing to do. This body is completely soaked in all kinds of messy medicines. Meat, a large collection of pure medicine dregs, it's no wonder it tastes good.

Sure enough, after one ear was bitten off, Xiao Guangtian started to take medicine again. He took out a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao from the big bag he was carrying, and did not apply it on the wound. He opened his mouth and stuffed the bottle into his mouth. Cracked and chewed a few times and swallowed it into the stomach.

"Good medicine! Good life! He's fine, and I'm fine too!" With his ears growing back, Xiao Guangtian began to look good again, chanting some commercials he heard on TV, and he was full of energy.

Chang Xiaotu was depressed, and after vomiting her ears and sour water, she vomited all the food she had just eaten in her stomach.

She felt a little hungry, touched a piece of steak and wanted to put it on the bar mat, but who knew that when she just ate it, it tasted worse than shit just now.

"It's over, the steak is spoiled anyway!" Chang Xiaotu turned pale with shock.

"No, no, no, it's not that the steak is broken! It's the unique special effect of my body. You bit me, and in the next month, everything you eat will taste the same as before!" Xiao Guangtian laughed loudly.

"Ah?!" Chang Xiaotu was stunned. Compared with not being able to kill the other party, this result was even more unacceptable to her. For a whole month, no matter what she ate, it tasted like this?
God, I can't live through this day!

Not only did the taste of food change, but she also felt the same as Jiang Xuan Gou Ritian, her whole body became limp, and the aura in her body suddenly froze, and she couldn't raise any strength, and fell to the ground.

Yep, another poisoned one.

Jiang Xuan wanted to stop her just now because he was afraid of this. In terms of true morality, Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang are inferior to him. If he touches him by himself, he will be poisoned, let alone her?

"Right, I reminded you just now, if you don't have anyone who is better than me, then you don't have to compare." Xiao Guangtian said seriously: "Actually, I don't want to kill people, I just want some experimental subjects, you all go with me Well, I promise I won’t kill you, at most stomach ache or something, don’t worry, with me here, it will be cured in the end!”

Jiang Qian hesitated for a moment, but still didn't make a move.There is a certain gap between him and Chang Xiaotu's Taoism, but it is also limited. Anyway, if he doesn't reach Jiang Xuan, if he misses, there will be only Susu present.

Well, Susu, she has a relatively high level of morality, but this girl is often unreliable, and you can't rely on her for life and death.

Who knows that Susu took the initiative to stand up this time.

"It seems that at the critical moment, I still need to take action!" Su Su snapped his fingers.With the sound of snapping fingers, the scene around Xiao Guangtian suddenly changed, turning into a vast and boundless desert, without water and food, and without any plants or animals, only thousands of miles of yellow sand.

"Huh? I've been hit by an illusion?" Xiao Guangtian is well-informed, much better than local cultivators like Jiang Xuan, Chang Xiaotu, and the others. After being trapped, he was taken aback for a moment and understood his situation.

Seen from the outside, Xiao Guangtian looked like an idiot, his eyes suddenly became very confused, he was spinning in circles, walking this way for a while, walking that way for a while, and almost fell into the river several times. It's a pity that this artificial lake is not deep, or he might have drowned if he fell.

"Susu, you are amazing!" Jiang Xuan resisted his exhaustion and gave a thumbs up. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Susu's illusion has been useless before, except for the first time when he met people like himself, he trapped people like himself once , it has no effect on other monsters at all, it is useless at all, but it has a miraculous effect at this time, and it is a success in one fell swoop!
"Don't kill him!" Chang Xiaotu hurriedly said, "Tell him to hand over the antidote, or I'll have to eat something worse than stool for a month!"

"How do you know it's worse than poop? Have you ever eaten poop?" Although Gou Ritian was weak, his mouth was still so cheap, and it was probably also influenced by Jiang Xuan's domineering power.

Chang Xiaotu was too lazy to talk to him, and circled around Xiao Guangtian, trying to find the 'antidote' from him, but she didn't dare to touch him, for fear of being poisoned again, so she bit him just now, and it turned out that 'everything is worse than shit' It's still unpalatable', I'm already in great grief, if I touch him again, if it turns into 'everything tastes like shit', wouldn't life be worse than death?

"Susu, what's the effect of your illusion?" Jiang Xuan asked.

"It didn't work, it was punished based on his inner fear and some of my guidance. Well, let me take a look, it's a desert with no water, no plants, minerals and animals... Hey, why is he afraid of this? Oh, I I understand, it must be in this kind of place, he can't make medicine, and he can't find someone to do drug experiments. It seems that he is really a good and dedicated devil!" Susu muttered.

"You can pull it down. If you are still dedicated, we will be respected to death." Jiang Xuan was speechless, thought for a while, and said, "Can this illusion kill him?"

"Yes, as long as he is trapped, he will die of hunger and thirst! And for us, the desert is an illusion, but for him, it is real. Although the demon is a cultivator, he is also Creatures will die of starvation, thirst, or even dehydration, but they can last a little longer than ordinary humans, for ten days and a half a month, it is estimated to be about the same." Susu said.

"Damn, ten days and a half month?!" Jiang Xuan slapped his forehead, "Then we just wait ten days and a half month?"

As soon as the words fell, Gou Ritian said weakly: "Boss, I smell a large group of people approaching this way, let's go quickly!"

Jiang Xuan thought for a while, took off his coat and trousers, and added a belt, leaving only a big pair of trousers. He wound these things into a length of rope, and asked Jiang to tie Xiao Guangtian's legs hard, separated by more than one meter, Pull the other end of the rope.

"How do you feel?" Jiang Xuan asked.

"Fortunately, there is nothing unusual." Jiang said firmly, it seemed that the toxin on this guy's body could no longer work through a length of 'rope'.

If it weren't for the current aura that couldn't be used to summon the crouching seal, it would obviously be a better choice to 'carry' Xiao Guangtian with the crouching seal.

"Hurry up, drag it back to the car, and wait for the kindergarten to talk about it!"

A group of people rushed forward, and Xiao Guangtian was dragged by one leg, rubbed against the ground like a corpse, and was dragged away. Wherever he passed on the grass, the flowers and plants touched by his exposed skin immediately withered .

Not long after Jiang Xuan and the others left, a large group of soldiers in special uniforms arrived, led by Commissioner Xiang with red eyes and a face blackened by the bombing, and the master of broken shoes with a shiny forehead.

"where is the guy!"

(End of this chapter)