Super God Kindergarten
Chapter 217 Born to be charming?
Chapter 217 Born to be charming?
"Oh, oh, I understand, I understand, that is to say, you opened this kindergarten just to cover for them!"
It took Jiang Xuan a full three hours to explain everything to Su Yao, including how he met Chang Xiaotu by chance, the origins of every monster present, and the big secret of the Yin Demon Destroyer. pile of things.
In addition to not mentioning that he owns the space, Jiang Xuan didn't say anything about the dispute between the heavens and the demon world that Director Zhu explained. He just said that there are good monsters and bad monsters, good superpowers and bad superpowers in the world. Or, out of the sense of social responsibility of an outstanding young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in the sun, he took the initiative to lead the little monsters to kill demons.
Su Yao is quite courageous. After listening to it, she quickly accepted the reality.
"Why didn't you tell me directly?" Su Yao asked.
"I'm also afraid, big sister. This kind of thing must be top secret. At that time, I couldn't figure it out myself, so I dared to tell you." Jiang Xuan said.
"So, Jiang Xuan, you are a cultivator, do you know any spells?" Su Yao asked curiously, "Can you pass through walls?"
"Through the wall?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while, "It seems to be okay."
Walking to the edge of the bedroom wall, he pushed his hands forward, and the not-so-thick concrete wall was pushed out of a big hole. Jiang Xuan ducked out, and then crawled back, disheveled.
Su Yao's eyes were straightened, and she was stunned for a long time: "You are too prodigal, I said through the wall, not through the wall!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at the little monsters in the room again, with a curious expression on his face, pointing at each of them and said, "Chang Xiaotu, you are a rabbit, right? Jiang Qian, you are a zombie. Gou Ritian, what kind of monster are you?"
"Obviously I'm a dog." Gou Ritian spit out.
Su Yao was a little dizzy, "Then, what about you, Susu? Is it a big breast demon? "
"What big chest demon? I'm a nine-tailed fox, okay!" Su Su rolled her eyes, feeling that Su Yao had no taste.
"Wow, Nine-Tailed Fox, it's awesome!" Su Yao clutched her chest, "Then let me see if you become a Nine-Tailed Fox!"
Susu was not very happy to become a nine-tailed fox, could it be that she became a prototype just to please humans?What is that, a monkey in the zoo!
But seeing Su Yao's starry face, Su Su thinks that this human woman is quite discerning.
With a puff, a big white fox appeared in the room, lying on the edge of Gou Ritian, wagging its tail lazily.
Su Yao looked back and forth for a long time, with a look of disappointment, and said, "Huh? Why is there only one tail? Isn't it the nine-tailed fox? "
"Sister, don't worry about these details!" Jiang Xuan pulled Su Yao down, and said seriously: "Don't talk about these things outside for me, no one can tell them, not even your parents, otherwise It's easy to get into trouble, don't you know?"
"Don't worry, don't worry! I'm sure I won't say it." Su Yao said, "You all know magic, can you leave it to me? Take me to fly together?"
"Fly? You think too much." So far, none of the superpowers, monsters, and demons that Jiang Xuan has seen has the ability to overcome gravity and fly. According to Susu, flying requires a huge body. Based on the power of monsters, only when you reach the realm of a real big monster can you overcome the force of gravity.
The heavens are a little bit better. The gravity of the heavens and the subordinate places is relatively small, but it is not enough to fly after ten or eight years of Taoism.
Ordinary monsters, great monsters, demon kings and demon kings, and flying are exclusive to the latter two.As for those guys in the sky, those who are qualified to start are at the level of great demons, called immortals, and the more powerful ones are immortal kings. Flying has always been the exclusive domain of advanced practitioners.
"Can't even fly? You're so rubbish!" Su Yao said with a look of disgust, "Then what do you do?"
"Do you want to learn fireball?" Jiang Xuan asked cautiously.
Sure enough, he was despised again, "Fireball! Isn't that from fantasy novels? You are monsters and cultivators of immortals, why is there such a thing that only exists in magic knight novels? And the fireball also sounds very frustrating. !"
"Where is the tiger demon three strikes? Very powerful!"
"It's amazing, it sounds like the same rubbish and high-end product as the Five Tigers' Soul Breaking Knife..."
……
After a long time, the last group of monsters found that there was nothing to teach Su Yao. Anyway, it was the best fireball technique.
As a result, after studying for a long time, it was useless.
There is no such thing as spiritual energy, star power and monster energy in Su Yao's body. She can't release anything except fart.
But there is one more unexpected thing, Su Yao's physical flexibility is unexpectedly good.
The nine-tailed fox family has long chest, thighs and soft body, and its flexibility is one of the best among monsters. It can make all kinds of exaggerated movements. In the jargon of nine-tailed fox, this is the nine-tailed fox family The innate skill 'Natural Bone'.
Of course, besides hooking up with the opposite sex or peers for some enjoyment of life, this strange innate skill can also play a very good role in battle.
For example, launching fireballs or other skills, Nine-Tailed Fox can be released unexpectedly in most poses and angles. Also, due to the good flexibility of the body, chanting spells or movements that need to be completed through body posture are also better than other movements. Races are much faster.
This kind of ability, Chang Xiaotu and the others are not good, and Jiang Gang is even worse. Similarly, when setting fireballs, Jiang Gang has the highest failure rate.
The release of spell skills is more rigorous than science. Most spells must not only be completed according to the specified spell action, but also take into account factors such as the instant release of external aura, etc., in order to be successfully completed.
Whether it is the demon world or the fairy world, large-scale cross-border battles rarely occur, because in the opponent's world, there are all kinds of inadaptability, technical movements are deformed, and the failure rate of spells is increased. In some places, the natural rules are even On the contrary, if you are not careful, you can blow yourself up.
And the nine-tailed fox, a race that combines the aura of heaven and earth, is naturally charming, so it can greatly avoid this kind of discomfort, or in other words, its body and senses have a strong ability to adapt and adjust.
Unexpectedly, Su Yao's ability in this area is not weaker than Su Su's in the slightest. Not only is there flexibility such as big splits, split horses, big tires, etc., but she also has a good grasp of technical movements.
"He's very talented in learning spells!" Susu was a little amazed. Simply speaking, this kind of talent is stronger than many big monsters and gods she has seen.
It's a pity that Su Yao can't feel the aura of heaven and earth. No matter how Jiang Xuan teaches, she can't feel it at all.
"It's normal. Super power doesn't mean that everyone can have it." Jiang Xuan said this, but he felt a pity in his heart. If Su Yao could learn some magic, it would be a good helper.
Susu knows spells, but sometimes this little fox is really unreliable. To put it bluntly, he is childish.
An adult and a young child both have a certain skill, but which one is more helpful and useful is obviously an adult.
Su Yao probably didn't realize that 'people who can't feel aura can't become a superpower in their lifetime', but also thought that she was very talented, so she looked very happy and said, "It's okay anyway, take me to fight monsters! "
"Eh?" Several little monsters looked at her with dark faces.
Jiang Xuan explained speechlessly: "Well, that's how it is. In our jargon, people are generally called superpowers, monsters who accompany us are called monsters, and those bad guys and monsters are collectively called 'devils'."
"It's the same, it's the same, go fight the devil!" Su Yao is eager to try.
"No, no!" Jiang Xuan shook his head again and again. Su Yao is an ordinary person, and it's too dangerous to take her with her.
Several people in the kindergarten, everyone has a certain ability to protect themselves, even if they can't fight, but the physique of monsters and cultivators is much stronger than that of humans. Human fatal injuries may be just a little painful to them, such as Jiang Xuan himself , most people are hit by bullets, whether it is hands, feet or chest and back, they will definitely be useless, but Jiang Xuan reckons that as long as he doesn't directly hit his vitals, it will at most affect his ability to move.
Su Yao can't do it. A slight influence in the battle can kill her.
"Who said I have no ability to protect myself! Wait for me!" Su Yao turned and ran away after speaking.
Jiang Xuan and the others looked at each other, what do you mean?What self-preservation ability does she have?
Could it be that the family is rich and hired an expert to be a bodyguard?She had two bodyguards waiting at the foot of the mountain, but they didn't look very powerful.
After a while, Su Yao came back, took out a pistol from her pocket, and shook it at Jiang Xuan.
"Sister, can you not point the gun at someone!" Jiang Xuan was scared to death, no matter how much I resist, I don't want to be shot in the face by one of my own people. If you don't die, you will be disfigured. Well, if you hurt your brain, Wouldn't it be brain-dead.
"Look, look, right? You are also afraid of guns. Don't worry, take me there. I will be obedient and able to protect myself." Su Yao said proudly.
"Okay, okay, you are awesome! You are really awesome! Your father is so rich and powerful, why didn't he get you two grenades?" Jiang Xuan was speechless.
Su Yao said mysteriously: "Can it be used? I'll go home and ask, maybe I can buy it. "
"Come on big sister, don't, I'll take you to fight the devil." Jiang Xuan slapped his forehead, and she might reveal her secrets by asking questions.
"Where?"
Now not only Su Yao, but also several other little monsters became a little excited. After defeating the destroyer, they had their own goals. This day is still very fulfilling.
"Let's go to the mental hospital!" Jiang Xuan said seriously.
"No way? Jiang Xuan, don't be fooled, how can we beat that ghost now!" Susu was the first to shake her head.
Jiang Xuan doesn't really want to fight to the death with Yin Mo right now. Su Yao can't do it even with anti-aircraft guns. However, according to Su Yao, the whole two battalions were killed by Yin Mo. Jiang Xuan thinks it is necessary to go Observe to what extent that yin demon has grown.
This guy can't move too far, if you keep your distance, it should be safer.
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, oh, I understand, I understand, that is to say, you opened this kindergarten just to cover for them!"
It took Jiang Xuan a full three hours to explain everything to Su Yao, including how he met Chang Xiaotu by chance, the origins of every monster present, and the big secret of the Yin Demon Destroyer. pile of things.
In addition to not mentioning that he owns the space, Jiang Xuan didn't say anything about the dispute between the heavens and the demon world that Director Zhu explained. He just said that there are good monsters and bad monsters, good superpowers and bad superpowers in the world. Or, out of the sense of social responsibility of an outstanding young man who was born under the red flag and grew up in the sun, he took the initiative to lead the little monsters to kill demons.
Su Yao is quite courageous. After listening to it, she quickly accepted the reality.
"Why didn't you tell me directly?" Su Yao asked.
"I'm also afraid, big sister. This kind of thing must be top secret. At that time, I couldn't figure it out myself, so I dared to tell you." Jiang Xuan said.
"So, Jiang Xuan, you are a cultivator, do you know any spells?" Su Yao asked curiously, "Can you pass through walls?"
"Through the wall?" Jiang Xuan thought for a while, "It seems to be okay."
Walking to the edge of the bedroom wall, he pushed his hands forward, and the not-so-thick concrete wall was pushed out of a big hole. Jiang Xuan ducked out, and then crawled back, disheveled.
Su Yao's eyes were straightened, and she was stunned for a long time: "You are too prodigal, I said through the wall, not through the wall!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at the little monsters in the room again, with a curious expression on his face, pointing at each of them and said, "Chang Xiaotu, you are a rabbit, right? Jiang Qian, you are a zombie. Gou Ritian, what kind of monster are you?"
"Obviously I'm a dog." Gou Ritian spit out.
Su Yao was a little dizzy, "Then, what about you, Susu? Is it a big breast demon? "
"What big chest demon? I'm a nine-tailed fox, okay!" Su Su rolled her eyes, feeling that Su Yao had no taste.
"Wow, Nine-Tailed Fox, it's awesome!" Su Yao clutched her chest, "Then let me see if you become a Nine-Tailed Fox!"
Susu was not very happy to become a nine-tailed fox, could it be that she became a prototype just to please humans?What is that, a monkey in the zoo!
But seeing Su Yao's starry face, Su Su thinks that this human woman is quite discerning.
With a puff, a big white fox appeared in the room, lying on the edge of Gou Ritian, wagging its tail lazily.
Su Yao looked back and forth for a long time, with a look of disappointment, and said, "Huh? Why is there only one tail? Isn't it the nine-tailed fox? "
"Sister, don't worry about these details!" Jiang Xuan pulled Su Yao down, and said seriously: "Don't talk about these things outside for me, no one can tell them, not even your parents, otherwise It's easy to get into trouble, don't you know?"
"Don't worry, don't worry! I'm sure I won't say it." Su Yao said, "You all know magic, can you leave it to me? Take me to fly together?"
"Fly? You think too much." So far, none of the superpowers, monsters, and demons that Jiang Xuan has seen has the ability to overcome gravity and fly. According to Susu, flying requires a huge body. Based on the power of monsters, only when you reach the realm of a real big monster can you overcome the force of gravity.
The heavens are a little bit better. The gravity of the heavens and the subordinate places is relatively small, but it is not enough to fly after ten or eight years of Taoism.
Ordinary monsters, great monsters, demon kings and demon kings, and flying are exclusive to the latter two.As for those guys in the sky, those who are qualified to start are at the level of great demons, called immortals, and the more powerful ones are immortal kings. Flying has always been the exclusive domain of advanced practitioners.
"Can't even fly? You're so rubbish!" Su Yao said with a look of disgust, "Then what do you do?"
"Do you want to learn fireball?" Jiang Xuan asked cautiously.
Sure enough, he was despised again, "Fireball! Isn't that from fantasy novels? You are monsters and cultivators of immortals, why is there such a thing that only exists in magic knight novels? And the fireball also sounds very frustrating. !"
"Where is the tiger demon three strikes? Very powerful!"
"It's amazing, it sounds like the same rubbish and high-end product as the Five Tigers' Soul Breaking Knife..."
……
After a long time, the last group of monsters found that there was nothing to teach Su Yao. Anyway, it was the best fireball technique.
As a result, after studying for a long time, it was useless.
There is no such thing as spiritual energy, star power and monster energy in Su Yao's body. She can't release anything except fart.
But there is one more unexpected thing, Su Yao's physical flexibility is unexpectedly good.
The nine-tailed fox family has long chest, thighs and soft body, and its flexibility is one of the best among monsters. It can make all kinds of exaggerated movements. In the jargon of nine-tailed fox, this is the nine-tailed fox family The innate skill 'Natural Bone'.
Of course, besides hooking up with the opposite sex or peers for some enjoyment of life, this strange innate skill can also play a very good role in battle.
For example, launching fireballs or other skills, Nine-Tailed Fox can be released unexpectedly in most poses and angles. Also, due to the good flexibility of the body, chanting spells or movements that need to be completed through body posture are also better than other movements. Races are much faster.
This kind of ability, Chang Xiaotu and the others are not good, and Jiang Gang is even worse. Similarly, when setting fireballs, Jiang Gang has the highest failure rate.
The release of spell skills is more rigorous than science. Most spells must not only be completed according to the specified spell action, but also take into account factors such as the instant release of external aura, etc., in order to be successfully completed.
Whether it is the demon world or the fairy world, large-scale cross-border battles rarely occur, because in the opponent's world, there are all kinds of inadaptability, technical movements are deformed, and the failure rate of spells is increased. In some places, the natural rules are even On the contrary, if you are not careful, you can blow yourself up.
And the nine-tailed fox, a race that combines the aura of heaven and earth, is naturally charming, so it can greatly avoid this kind of discomfort, or in other words, its body and senses have a strong ability to adapt and adjust.
Unexpectedly, Su Yao's ability in this area is not weaker than Su Su's in the slightest. Not only is there flexibility such as big splits, split horses, big tires, etc., but she also has a good grasp of technical movements.
"He's very talented in learning spells!" Susu was a little amazed. Simply speaking, this kind of talent is stronger than many big monsters and gods she has seen.
It's a pity that Su Yao can't feel the aura of heaven and earth. No matter how Jiang Xuan teaches, she can't feel it at all.
"It's normal. Super power doesn't mean that everyone can have it." Jiang Xuan said this, but he felt a pity in his heart. If Su Yao could learn some magic, it would be a good helper.
Susu knows spells, but sometimes this little fox is really unreliable. To put it bluntly, he is childish.
An adult and a young child both have a certain skill, but which one is more helpful and useful is obviously an adult.
Su Yao probably didn't realize that 'people who can't feel aura can't become a superpower in their lifetime', but also thought that she was very talented, so she looked very happy and said, "It's okay anyway, take me to fight monsters! "
"Eh?" Several little monsters looked at her with dark faces.
Jiang Xuan explained speechlessly: "Well, that's how it is. In our jargon, people are generally called superpowers, monsters who accompany us are called monsters, and those bad guys and monsters are collectively called 'devils'."
"It's the same, it's the same, go fight the devil!" Su Yao is eager to try.
"No, no!" Jiang Xuan shook his head again and again. Su Yao is an ordinary person, and it's too dangerous to take her with her.
Several people in the kindergarten, everyone has a certain ability to protect themselves, even if they can't fight, but the physique of monsters and cultivators is much stronger than that of humans. Human fatal injuries may be just a little painful to them, such as Jiang Xuan himself , most people are hit by bullets, whether it is hands, feet or chest and back, they will definitely be useless, but Jiang Xuan reckons that as long as he doesn't directly hit his vitals, it will at most affect his ability to move.
Su Yao can't do it. A slight influence in the battle can kill her.
"Who said I have no ability to protect myself! Wait for me!" Su Yao turned and ran away after speaking.
Jiang Xuan and the others looked at each other, what do you mean?What self-preservation ability does she have?
Could it be that the family is rich and hired an expert to be a bodyguard?She had two bodyguards waiting at the foot of the mountain, but they didn't look very powerful.
After a while, Su Yao came back, took out a pistol from her pocket, and shook it at Jiang Xuan.
"Sister, can you not point the gun at someone!" Jiang Xuan was scared to death, no matter how much I resist, I don't want to be shot in the face by one of my own people. If you don't die, you will be disfigured. Well, if you hurt your brain, Wouldn't it be brain-dead.
"Look, look, right? You are also afraid of guns. Don't worry, take me there. I will be obedient and able to protect myself." Su Yao said proudly.
"Okay, okay, you are awesome! You are really awesome! Your father is so rich and powerful, why didn't he get you two grenades?" Jiang Xuan was speechless.
Su Yao said mysteriously: "Can it be used? I'll go home and ask, maybe I can buy it. "
"Come on big sister, don't, I'll take you to fight the devil." Jiang Xuan slapped his forehead, and she might reveal her secrets by asking questions.
"Where?"
Now not only Su Yao, but also several other little monsters became a little excited. After defeating the destroyer, they had their own goals. This day is still very fulfilling.
"Let's go to the mental hospital!" Jiang Xuan said seriously.
"No way? Jiang Xuan, don't be fooled, how can we beat that ghost now!" Susu was the first to shake her head.
Jiang Xuan doesn't really want to fight to the death with Yin Mo right now. Su Yao can't do it even with anti-aircraft guns. However, according to Su Yao, the whole two battalions were killed by Yin Mo. Jiang Xuan thinks it is necessary to go Observe to what extent that yin demon has grown.
This guy can't move too far, if you keep your distance, it should be safer.
(End of this chapter)
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