Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 216 Unreliable Practitioners
Commissioner Xiang was not seriously injured, mainly because he was frightened. After waking up and recuperating for a long time, after drinking some rice porridge, he was able to go out to the fields and stroll around the small temple.

The temple is not too big, with four courtyards in front and back, three main halls in the front, six side halls, and the kitchen and monks' quarters in the back. In the mountains, it is certainly a luxury house according to residential standards, but as a temple it seems a bit shabby Even downcast.

There are less than ten monks in the temple, and several monks who came to the rescue that day also live here, but Master Broken Shoes is not the host here. The host is an old monk in his 60s, named Huiming. Compared with Master Broken Shoes, this The old monk is more like an eminent monk who has studied Buddhism intensively: he doesn't express his views on anything, and doesn't get involved in anything, just knock on the wooden fish and chant scriptures.

Commissioner Xiang also knows that he is now a "body to be punished". Although his rank is very high and he is reused by senior leaders, he has given away the lives of two battalion soldiers at once. This responsibility is too great. The final punishment Absolutely not light.

Thinking of this, he was a little overjoyed. So many people died, but he was alive. No matter how his superiors punished him, he had nothing to complain about.

So I stayed in the temple, morning and evening with green lanterns and ancient Buddhas, side dishes and porridge. For a while, I was far away from the disputes of the world, a little detached from the world, and meditated with few desires.

He is under semi-house arrest and cannot go out of the temple, so he spends most of his time in the temple every day. There are three main halls in the temple, which respectively enshrine the Buddhas of the past, present and future. The Bodhisattva waits on him, and the other six side halls are dedicated to Arhats and various gods and generals.

This morning, after dinner, he had nothing to do. He took a feather duster and went to clean the statues in a side hall. There are more than 20 statues of gods with different faces and expressions enshrined in the side hall. They are not monks, but they are all Buddhists. Dharma protector gods, such as Wei Tuo, Jia Lan, Yasha, Tianlong.

When he came across a Wei Tuo statue, Commissioner Xiang stopped, took two steps back, took a feather duster, and squinted his eyes at the Wei Tuo statue in front of him.

"Commissioner Xiang, what are you looking at?" Master Broken Shoes' voice came from behind.

"Master, you are here." Commissioner Xiang nodded slightly.

"Here we come." Master Broken Shoes chuckled and said, "You must be in a hurry these days. The superior is studying your problem and should come to a conclusion soon."

"I obey the decisions and arrangements of my superiors." Commissioner Xiang smiled lightly, changed the subject, and said, "Master, isn't this Wei Tuo general holding a vajra? This is the first time I've seen Wei Tuo of Torta."

The statue of Wei Tuo in front of him is not like the Wei Tuo generals in other temples, holding a vajra, but holding a nine-story exquisite pagoda in his hand.

"Oh, this one, it's not Wei Tuo's general." Master Broken Shoes smiled and said, "This is Li Jing, the King of Tota."

"Tota Heavenly King?" Commissioner Xiang glanced at the small sign in front of him, but on it was written the words 'Wei Tuo Shen Jiang'.

"Oh, oh, I'm afraid the little monk didn't pay attention when cleaning, and put the cards in the wrong place." Master Broken Shoes said.

Commissioner Xiang froze for a moment, shook his head and smiled wryly. Two of Li Jing's three sons are under the seat of Western Buddha. He himself is inextricably linked with Buddhism. It is fair to say that he is the protector of Buddhism. In the past, it was just that the young monks were too careless, how could they even misplace the god cards.

He couldn't help but glanced a few more times, and when his eyes fell on the pagoda in Li Jing's hand again, Commissioner Xiang's heart beat wildly for no reason.

"Commissioner Xiang, what's the matter, are you uncomfortable?" Seeing that his face suddenly turned pale, Po Xie asked with concern.

"My heart is stuffy, I have an indescribable feeling!" Commissioner Xiang pointed to the pagoda and asked an inexplicable question: "Master, is this a pagoda or a big bell?"

"Huh? Of course it's the pagoda. What's wrong?"

Commissioner Xiang suddenly remembered that in the dream, the thing that separated him from the sea of ​​blood and saved his life was not a big clock, but a pagoda, but he was in it, looking like he was trapped The big bell was blocked.

Thinking back now, that pagoda is seven or eight points similar to the pagoda in the hands of the Tota Heavenly King in front of him.

"Is there such a thing?" Master Broken Shoes said unexpectedly.

"The more I think about it, the clearer it becomes. Master, I can be sure that it is a pagoda!" Commissioner Xiang said firmly.

Hearing what Commissioner Xiang said, Master Po Xie looked slightly solemn, and asked, "Are you sure it's a pagoda? Seven treasures and exquisite nine-story pagoda? Isn't it a big bell, a building, a palace, a bowl or something?"

Commissioner Xiang rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking that these system talents who grew up outside the system, no matter how high their ranks are, they just don’t have a proper job. When is this time, why are they still talking about cross talk? It’s funny!
"I don't know if it is a seven-treasure exquisite nine-story pagoda, but I can be sure that it is a pagoda, which is almost exactly the same as the one held by the King of Tota. It is definitely not a big bell, a building, a palace, an alms bowl, or Tiananmen Deshengmenhard Gate..."

"Commissioner Xiang, be serious!" Master Broken Shoes interrupted him, "We're talking about cross talk!"

As soon as Commissioner Xiang stared, you are allowed to say it, but I am not allowed to say it, this bald man is lawless!
"Amitabha, if this is the case, the nature is different."

Master Broken Shoes said seriously: "Commissioner Xiang, if you think about it carefully, before you saw this pagoda, your impression was vague, but after you saw it, it seemed that the dusty memory was suddenly opened, and there was even an inexplicable power , prompting you to confirm that the vague big clock in your memory is actually this pagoda."

"Hey, that's right, that's the feeling, how do you know!" Commissioner Xiang said curiously.

"Amitabha!"

Master Broken Shoes chanted a Buddha's name, "Because I have had a similar feeling as the old monk, not only the old monk, as far as I know, there are a group of inspectors across the country who suddenly awakened their superpowers, and there are very few The patrol inspector who is in danger, after going through the test of life and death, suddenly sensed something. For example, I..."

Broken Shoes pointed to his nose, "I used to dislike the name of Broken Shoes very much, but one time when I was voluntarily catching a thief on the street, I was stabbed by the thief and almost bled to death..."

"Ah?" Commissioner Xiang was taken aback, completely unable to figure out that this shoe-breaking master who could 'fall from the sky to frighten demons', 'infinite strength', and 'amazing level' would be stabbed by street thieves and almost died.

"Buddha and Jesus were both bullied by ordinary people." Broken Shoes waved his hands and said without hesitation, "Just when I was in a coma and felt that my vitality was about to be lost, I dreamed of You Benchang!"

"Who?!" The project commissioner was going crazy.

I was stunned for a while before I realized, oh, an actor who specializes in playing Ji Gong.

"A broken fan, a worn cassock, and a pair of broken straw sandals were given to me in a dream, and after I woke up, I had supernatural powers, and I especially like wearing broken shoes." The broken shoe master said seriously.

"As long as you don't like making broken shoes..." Commissioner Xiang muttered to himself, and then said, "Master, you won't say that you are the reincarnation of Ji Gong?"

"It's hard to say, anyway, I learned a set of subduing dragon boxing for no reason. You know, when Monk Jigong was born, the statue of Subduing Dragon Arhat in Eighteen Arhats fell down. People have always believed that Jigong is the reincarnation of Subduing Dragon Arhat. Moreover, the full title of Jigong is 'Great Mercy, Great Compassion, Great Benevolence, Great Wisdom, Zijin Arhat, Ana Venerable, Divine Gong Guangji, Master Sanyuan Zanhua Tianzun', both Buddhism and Taoism, and there is a 'Purple Gold Arhat' in it."

"Master, I'm getting more and more confused. Could it be that the superpowers in the world are really related to those gods and demons in the legend?" Although Commissioner Xiang is mainly responsible for the investigation of supernatural events, he is not superpowers, and he starts from secular powers. , Many things are also confused.

"It's hard to say. No one can say for sure what's going on now. But one thing is certain, since superpowers really appeared, Buddhism, and demons appear in the world, then those ancient legends may not be groundless."

Master Broken Shoes waved his hand, interrupted Commissioner Xiang's curiosity, and said: "Since you have a sense of the pagoda, then this is something worthy of attention. Maybe you also have the potential to awaken superpowers, and even have some relationship with King Tota. Commissioner, I will report to my superiors immediately."

"Okay, what do you need me to cooperate with?"

Master Broken Shoes touched his bald head and thought for a while, then said, "Sleep more, sleep well, and ensure the quality and time of sleep."

Commissioner Xiang laughed and was speechless, well, feelings need to rely on sleep to save the earth these days.

……

"Jiang Xuan, let me tell you, there are only two roads before you."

Su Yao held her head high and said viciously, "first, eat me! Second, tell me the truth!"

After Su Yao woke up, Jiang Xuan was going to continue to fool her, but this time, Su Yao would not be fooled no matter what.

If you can still be fooled in this situation, it's not that you have a problem with your brain, but that you have no brains.

Su Su pulled Chang Xiaotu and said, "Why don't you eat her? Do you know how to make braised pork? Teacher Su is white and tender. It must be delicious."

"Yes, yes! But I haven't burned human flesh before." Chang Xiaotu bit her finger and pondered, "It's okay, just add more cooking wine to remove the smell, it should be quite delicious."

"Jiang Xuan, you are so heartless, I am so kind to you, you actually want to eat me, woo woo woo..." Su Yao's attitude was changed immediately, and she cried pitifully, "You think so beautifully." , I want to cry the meat sour!"

"Okay, okay, are you interested? Teacher Su is usually nice to you, but she is still scaring her at this time!"

Jiang Xuan stared, "Su Yao, since that's the case, I won't hide it. Yes, we are all monsters, especially me, the biggest devil in the world, nicknamed **, if you want to save your life, hehe hey-hey……"

"Forget it, Chang Xiaotu, you'd better eat me! Miss Ben would rather die than lose her virginity!"

(End of this chapter)