Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 166

"Chang Xiaotu!" Jiang Xuan sneaked up behind Chang Xiaotu who was cooking, and suddenly yelled.

"Ah?" Chang Xiaotu turned her head and looked at Jiang Xuan blankly, "Are you sick, why are you screaming so loudly?"

"Are you scared?" Jiang Xuan really wanted to find the panic expression of 'Oh my god, I'm going to be scared to pee' on Chang Xiaotu's face.

However, seeing nothing but contempt and bewilderment, Chang Xiaotu waved the big iron spoon and pushed Jiang Xuan away: "Go, go, go and stay outside if you have nothing to do, don't bother me to cook?"

Ok……

He tiptoed to the backyard again, and yelled at Jiang Gang, who was working hard on the big tree: "Ah!"

Jiang Gang turned his head back, expressionless, "Master, do you have a stomachache?"

"Uh, did it scare you?" Jiang Xuan asked.

Finally, there was an expression on Jiang Gang's face, but it was not the kind of "Oh my god, I was really scared", but a face full of doubts, "Master, are you giving me some hints and inspirations?"

"Uh, yes, I'm using this sudden yelling method to test whether you are practicing without distraction." Jiang Xuan coughed, with a straight face, and patted Jiang's hard shoulder in a fake manner: "It seems You haven't worked hard enough, you haven't achieved the realm of forgetting things and me."

"I forgot both things?! Oh, I see. Master, what you said is too profound. I will write it down!" Jiang Gang showed a shameful expression, took out a small notebook from his trouser pocket, and wrote it down carefully. to 'Master said...'

Jiang Xuan had no sense of accomplishment, and walked out with his hands behind his back.

"Little rabbit! Ah! I am a big tiger, I will eat you!"

The little rabbit seemed to be deaf, with its long ears shaking, and continued to eat radishes.

"Su Yao!"

"There's something wrong with you, I'm not deaf, I'm so disgusted, spit on my face..."

"Iron Zhu!" He continued to shout.

Li Tiezhu looked at Jiang Xuan blankly, and made several gestures.

Oops forgot this guy is deaf and can't hear...

……

Since winning this 'scary lion roaring trumpet' in the lottery, Jiang Xuan finally found a new joy in his peaceful life, scaring people every day.

However, he didn't use the Lion's Roar. It was drawn by lottery, and it cost 100 obediently to buy one, which is similar to the special effect of teaching. If you use it once, you need at least two stars to activate it. Jiang Xuan can't bear to use it indiscriminately.

It's interesting to think about scaring people. Jiang Xuan really wanted to experience what level it is to scare people into the urine, so he started his journey of scaring people.

It's a pity, I don't know if it's because Jiang Xuan really doesn't have the talent to scare people, or because the people in the kindergarten are too courageous, or because it's too difficult to scare people into the urine. After practicing it back and forth for several days, who None of them were frightened, which made Jiang Xuan very frustrated.

The only time it worked out well was with the red hair.

That afternoon, Jiang Xuan went to the bathroom secretly, and saw Hongmao was peeing, his buttocks were twisting and turning, and he was still whistling. come...

Then Jiang Xuan immediately went to change a set of clothes and took a shower by the way.

Other than that, there is no other record.

It seems that it is really not an easy thing to scare people, especially to scare people to pee.

Jiang Xuan thought about whether he should try pretending to be a ghost next time.

That's not right, the few monsters in the kindergarten, according to the biological level, may not be afraid of ghosts, right?If it is self-defeating and gets beaten up by Chang Xiaotu or Jiang Gang, it will be more unlucky.

These two guys are growing steadily in their powers. The physique of monsters is inherently stronger than that of humans, and each has its own characteristics. Ginger is hard-skinned, rough and fleshy, and Chang Xiaotu is very sensitive. If he is caught off guard, Jiang Xuan may really suffer a bit. .

The idea of ​​pranks was put aside for now.

The letter of appointment for the honorary director of the Binhai Orphanage arrived first. Before Qi Yun left, he recommended Jiang Xuan to the relevant department to take over. The relevant department also contacted Jiang Xuan to ask him what he meant. It was difficult for Jiang Xuan to refuse Qi Yun's entrustment. The relevant departments acted quickly, and within a few days the formalities were completed, and the certificates and letter of appointment were delivered to the door.

The honorary director has no salary, but according to the management, he has the power of supervision and suggestion.

Jiang Xuan drove to the orphanage again. Many old employees in the garden were familiar with them before. Speaking of Qi Yun, several old employees felt it was a pity. If you lose it, the days to come will probably be even more difficult.

Speaking of why Qi Yun wanted to leave, no one could explain clearly, there was no sign or clue before, one day Qi Yun suddenly announced that she was going to leave, and she didn't even ask her why.

A new official director has not been appointed yet, and Aunt Wang, the original director of the office, is in charge of the work of the orphanage.

This Aunt Wang also watched Jiang Xuan grow up, and her qualifications in the orphanage are not weaker than Qi Yun. Jiang Xuan chatted with her for a while, and roughly figured out the current situation of the orphanage, and then left a business card, saying ;"Aunt Wang, Director Qi also greeted me before leaving. If you have any difficulties here, please call me. If you can find a solution, I will try my best to find a solution."

Aunt Wang understood Jiang Xuan's words, "Generally speaking, it's okay. After all, there are normal allocations, so there shouldn't be too much trouble. Don't worry, go and take a look when you have time. "

"Well, I'll go back first, there are a lot of things going on in the kindergarten."

Kindergarten has a lot of things to do, but Jiang Xuan doesn't need to take care of it himself. His main job today is to take Gou Ritian to the pet center and spend money to release him. Otherwise, if he continues like this, he will explode sooner or later.

Before leaving, Jiang Xuan got a big iron chain and a leather collar, put Gou Ritian on the harness for the first time, and then tied it to the edge of the small pool, letting him soak in the water.

……

"Professor Qin, is this the place you are talking about?"

In the small bamboo forest outside the kindergarten, Qin Guoqiang appeared furtively in a sports suit, a long peaked cap, and big sunglasses that could only cover half of his face.

Along with him, there was a guy wearing an army green vest with a dozen pockets of various sizes and a big camera on his back.

The two did not climb up the mountain road in the town, but climbed up from the woods in another direction where there was no road. Usually, no one would go in this direction, so it was relatively hidden. be found.However, due to the lack of roads, it is very difficult to climb the mountain. The branches and vines are covered with fallen leaves. The most troublesome thing is that there are half bamboo stubbles that can be tall or short everywhere. This thing is sharp and hard. If you step on it, even if you are wearing thick military boots They can directly pierce the shoes, just like the trap in the movie, very dangerous.

The two of them managed to climb halfway up the mountain, and stood still through the bamboo forest, looking at the small courtyard outside the bamboo forest tens of meters away.

"Yes, it's here. Let me tell you, starting today, you will keep an eye on this place 24 hours a day." Qin Guoqiang said through gritted teeth.

As the saying goes, profit makes the mind faint, and some people say that the dog jumps over the wall. It stands to reason that with Qin Guoqiang's identity, knowledge and quality, even if he wants to use any means against Xingxing Kindergarten, it should start with academic and economic aspects. After all, he is a dignified university professor. He retains the so-called arrogance of some educated people, and disdains to use low-level methods. In fact, because he has been in the university or the so-called upper class for many years, he is not very familiar with low-level methods in society.

But this time, being suppressed in several ways in succession, under the trend of various pressures and desires, Qin Guoqiang, who was usually calm, seemed to be a different person.

Find a tabloid to investigate and report!

They are all in this line of work, and he is too aware of the tricks in kindergartens, so he doesn't believe that a kindergarten of the size of Xingxing Kindergarten can really implement all the country's regulations meticulously.Among other things, food alone is impossible. The profit of a kindergarten of this size is very small. If it is implemented in accordance with the relevant regulations, it will not make any money at all.

Besides, the kindergarten is full of young teachers. Miss Su Yao, who was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child, must have a bad temper. Who can be sure that she won't beat the child when her temper comes up?

Unless Jiang Xuan is a saint, Xingxing Kindergarten will definitely have all kinds of problems, big and small, as long as he kills him and digs deeply, he will definitely find them.

The other person who came together is the 'editor-in-chief' of an online media that specializes in public opinion hype. His surname is Zhou. Their goal is not just stars, but all popular material that can attract people.

This kind of media has no integrity. In the past, even Qin Guoqiang would not have been willing to deal with them, but at present, it is the best tool for Qin Guoqiang.

"President Qin, I'll take over your business. Don't worry, we'll be on staff 24 hours a day, and we'll keep an eye on you for seven days in a row. We've got all the equipment, even drones, and absolutely indiscriminate surveillance." Editor-in-Chief Zhou's chest slapped loudly, and then his face turned pale. After a change, he laughed and said: "But Mr. Qin, I still need to confirm this treatment..."

"I know!" Qin Guoqiang said impatiently: "If you can get the material, it's all yours. If you can't, I'll pay you 5000 yuan a day."

"Okay, don't worry! You are busy with your work, leave this to me!" Editor-in-Chief Zhou said, then got down on the ground and crawled towards the kindergarten.

Qin Guoqiang hesitated for a moment, but instead of leaving, he and Editor-in-Chief Zhou lay down on the ground and approached.

Before climbing far, I saw the small pond beside the kindergarten yard.

On the pond, there was a big dog floating up and down, as if dead.

Qin Guoqiang's eyes tightened, and he said happily: "Hurry up and shoot, there is a dead dog! The water source is polluted!"

(End of this chapter)