Super God Kindergarten

Chapter 165 The Lion's Roar

Chapter 165 The Lion's Roar

Principal Zhu spent the whole day in the kindergarten, looking here and there, and didn't leave until after dinner.Jiang Xuan didn't say anything. After staying with him for a day, although Director Zhu looked mysterious, he was not annoying, and he was more comfortable to get along with.

Some people are smart, but smart people often make people feel pressured, even if the other party can restrain this smartness, some people are stupid, although they are not sharp, they are boring, making people lazy to talk to them.Fatty Zhu didn't feel like a smart person to Jiang Xuan, but he knew a little bit about everything, and sometimes he said a few stupid words, which didn't make people feel stupid, but rather cute.

This kind of person is good to be a friend. Anyway, there is nothing to do on weekends. This guy eats a lot but is not picky eaters. Kindergarten is not short of these meals. The fallen Santana staggered away.

"Come to visit again in the future!" Director Zhu stretched out his big hand from the cab to say goodbye.

"Have you got the evil spirit from him?" Jiang Xuan asked Gou Ritian while looking at the direction where Santana was going away with a smile.

Ever since Qi Yun floated there and then floated away that day, Jiang Xuan was suspicious of ghosts, and anyone who was a little bit abnormal would think of monsters.

Gou Ritian shook his head, obviously looking around absent-mindedly, his eyes were red, and he was panting heavily.

"You can be honest with me, control yourself, I will take you to the pet house in a few days to see if there are any mating ones." Jiang Xuan glared at him.

"Okay! I'll do my best!" Gou Ritian nodded without falling, and said in pain, "But it's best to hurry up, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back!"

Seeing him like this, Jiang Xuan felt very helpless.

Gou Ritian failed to transform into a human form, everything else is fine, but there is one biggest problem: the physical characteristics of animals cannot be changed.

Animals like dogs have a estrus period. Gou Ritian seems to be in estrus recently. His eyes are red all day long, and he barks when he has nothing to do. Beside the water pipes and small trees, he looked like an idiot in a daze.

If it weren't for Jiang Xuan's threats of education and sterilization before, it is estimated that this guy would have been unable to hold back exporting everywhere.

This matter made Jiang Xuan very troubled, of course it is not right to play hooligans, because of this matter and Gou Ritian also talked about it, threatened and threatened, and even made three chapters, and Gou Ritian has strictly followed the rules since then.But the current estrus period is a special situation, and the instinct of animals cannot be entirely blamed on him.

Human beings can be impulsive and can direct the big head to the small head, but animals don’t seem to be very good at it. Jiang Xuan specifically asked Gou Ritian how it felt, and Gou Ritian said that the whole dog was about to lose consciousness, completely in a state of trance, At the worst, the brain is almost in chaos, like a high fever.

If it was just a dog and not a monster before, he would have been out of control a long time ago.

So Jiang Xuan took him with him everywhere except for meetings these two days, so as to avoid any unspeakable tragedies.

"It's not easy." Jiang Xuan rubbed his head. It's not that Pet House doesn't have suitable dogs, but it's more expensive to get a dog than a human these days. Stop at a few hundred dollars, and go to the pet center to export it once. They all need to be bred, and it will cost thousands or even thousands.

It's really not possible, I don't know if it's illegal to find a wild dog to pull it down...

"Be patient, you must hold back! I will take you to your pet house tomorrow." Jiang Xuan said, "I can't help it, just dive into the water to calm down."

"No, I can't help it now!" Gou Ritian ran away, as if he couldn't hold back to go to the toilet, rushed into the pond by the yard, and plunged into it with a thud.

Jiang Xuan didn't bother to find out if he was going to play hooligans with Yu now, and thank God if he didn't play hooligans with people.

It's also very annoying, this guy is just like Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Gang, his growth rate is normal, but he always has no way to change people, and he has no way at all. If he continues like this, won't he be in heat every year? of.

I don't know if I can get similar rewards in the lottery draw in the system, and I will find a way to quickly turn Gou Ritian into a human being.

Gou Ritian stabbed down fiercely, and it took half a minute before a wet head emerged from the water, his tongue stuck out and he was gasping for breath, his eyes didn't look so red anymore.

"I found a good way!" Gou Ritian said in the water: "Holding my breath! Holding my breath can make my brain clear!"

"Don't suffocate yourself!" Seeing this, Jiang Xuan saw that this guy would not be able to come up for a while, so he simply sat cross-legged on the edge of the water, watching Gou Ritian hold his breath so as not to be suffocated, and entered Space lottery.

Since the three little monsters have provided obedient points steadily, the upper limit of the obedient values ​​has also been increasing as the Daoxing rises. Now the obedient values ​​are accumulating very quickly. Apart from deducting a small part for the lottery, the accumulation is almost enough to buy an extra The quota is up, and the finances are very good.

The last time I got a "Dago Enlightenment", I thought it would be useful for holding a seminar. At that time, this was Jiang Xuan's greatest confidence. I didn't expect Director Liu of the Municipal Bureau to help. There is still a fight inside the association. The special effects are also saved and placed in the space.

The draw begins.

The special effect of golden light flashed, and the result came out. Since the chances of winning thank you for your patronage and stars are very high recently, Jiang Xuan was not as excited as he was when he drew the lottery. Sometimes he was a little absent-minded and glanced at the blessing platform.

"Ok?"

This time, I actually drew something that I had never seen before.

A small golden trumpet, the size of a palm, turned around on the blessing platform.

what?
Jiang Xuan curiously stretched out his hand to touch the small speaker on the stage, and a message surfaced in his heart.

【Teaching tool: super lion roar small horn;

Function: It can make a shocking roar, directly hit the depths of the soul, and make the audience's spirits shake and come back to their senses;

Explanation: Just like people, monsters will also be distracted in class, so you can yell to scare it!It also has a relatively good therapeutic effect on the situation of becoming obsessed and wandering in the sky during cultivation.

Remarks: Try not to yell in the middle of the night or in crowded places, because it is really loud, and the timid will really scare you to pee. 】

Jiang Xuan was a little speechless, this thing seemed useless.

Distracted in class?Chang Xiaotu, Jiang Jian, and the others won't be distracted, but sometimes it's him, the director of the garden, who will be distracted.

As for cultivating obsession, what a joke, there is not even a proper way of cultivation, just relying on starlight and time to grow naturally, Chang Xiaotu cooks, Jiang Han practices martial arts, it is impossible to be good at all.

The only function left is to scare people.

(End of this chapter)

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