The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 144 You Are Such an Adult, Still Wetting the Bed?
A hot current rushes down.

Tu Man woke up suddenly, and the heat poured out without stopping.

Sitting up hastily, and pulling the quilt away, a large map has been drawn on the bed...

Tu Man tried his best to bear it, but it didn't work.

After exhausting all the efforts, it still cannot be closed——

All this urine was spilled in the bed!
Wonima, drunk incontinence?

Shame!
Like a thief, Tu Man stepped back from the bed and covered the quilt, revealing a white leg at the corner of the bed.

It's over, here's a witness!

Tu Man held his breath and listened attentively, the sound of thin breathing came from under the quilt.

Fortunately, fortunately, the man fell asleep.

At this time, another wave of urine dripped down and landed on his thigh, and Tu Man felt sick, and slipped into the bathroom barefoot.

Open the lotus pod, and the water mist rises.

There were stabbing pains all over my body, and I looked in the mirror, and there were blue and purple fingernail marks everywhere on my neck, shoulders, arms, chest, and back!

A few broken fragments flashed in memory, as if the boyhood was over?

I was about to apply body lotion, and it was dripping again...

Tu Man was a little suspicious, could it be that ALS is playing tricks?

Open the exchange system, the muscle map is jumping, click on it, and there is indeed a red light flashing.

Zoom in, and a line of annotations floats out:
Urethral sphincter disease, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

Indeed it is!

This disease spreads a little fast?
Wasn't it once a month like my aunt before, but this time it's changed to once a day?

It's a pity that the landlord's family has no surplus food!
What can I do?
Back to the main interface, the golden light on the wall of honor flickers.

Yo, sleepy, come to the pillow!

As soon as the regular season ended, the scoring champions, rebounding champions, and blocked shots champions had been announced, and the wall of honor kept pace with the times, and a lot of good gifts were given out:

Actually, each king gave 10 yuan, a total of 30 yuan of meat exchange authority!
The urethral sphincter was easily exchanged.

Staring at that piece of structure for a moment, Tu Man showed a wretched arc on his face.

And quickly exchanged the internal anal sphincter, external anal sphincter, levator ani, three sponge bodies...

It cost nine yuan at once!
I don't feel bad at all, this is too important.

Think about it, when you are running on the court, suddenly feces and urine fly together?

Just strangle yourself with your shoelaces!
Turning off the system, a mass of warm heat washed over and over again, and Tu Man let out a comfortable breath.

"what……"

A shrill scream came from outside.

Tu Man hurriedly wrapped himself in a bath towel, and rushed out of the bathroom in two or three steps, only to see a woman wrapped in a quilt sitting on the bed.

His face was terrified, desperate and helpless, and the screaming continued.

Look at this lung capacity, why don't you sing?
Seeing Tu Man, the screaming stopped abruptly, and panic instantly changed to anger:
"Tu Man, what did you do to me?"

Tu Man pointed to the bruise on his arm and said with a smile:
"According to my recollection, there are still these nail prints. I should have done everything!"

The woman screamed:
"No! You rascal, you are weak!"

Tu Man said lightly:

"Why don't you call the police, Ben Man is alone in his work, and he is ready to go to the police station to rest for a few years!"

The woman shouted frantically:
"What did you say? Do you know who I am? Do you want to call the police?"

Tu Man frowned and said:
"It's this one again, aren't you just like Hermione's second aunt, what's wrong with calling the police, isn't there still Voldemort in the police station?"

The woman froze for a moment, then asked blankly:

"Tu Man, you really don't know me?"

Tu Man laughed and said:

"Why, is this strange? Are you still a big star?"

The woman was discouraged for a while, and then inspired him:

"Tu Man, haven't you seen a Harry Potter movie?"

Tu Man said:
"I've seen it, otherwise, how could I say that you are like Hermione's second aunt?"

The woman's eyes widened:
"Could it be that I can't be like Hermione?"

Tu Man laughed out loud, pointed at her and said:

"Look at your freckles, your pointed chin and thin lips, how cute is your baby-fat Hermione, wake up second aunt!"

The woman suddenly laughed and said softly:

"Won't Hermione grow up?"

Tu Man shook his head:
"I don't know. I only read the Philosopher's Stone. Later, I heard that Harry Potter and Hermione were disabled, so I didn't read the latter one."

The woman said angrily:

"You're the one who's disabled!"

Tu Man looked down and said solemnly:
"No, I'm growing up, taller, stronger, stronger!"

The woman burst out laughing with a "puchi" and cursed:
"It's shameless!"

Tu Man shook his head, walked over and opened the curtains, and the sunlight came in.

"Get up quickly, the sun is drying your ass!"

After all, he lifted the quilt.

The woman screamed and curled up, not knowing where to cover her hands?

Tu Man was surprised and said:
"I'll go, you're such a big man, you still wet the bed?"

This kid is so despicable!
This one-handedly planting the blame, bed-wetting is not terrible, whoever wakes up late will be embarrassed!
The woman's face turned red to the base of her neck. Looking at the large map, she argued strongly:

"Impossible, I didn't pee!"

Tu Man said lightly:

"Then call the police. By the way, let them find out whose urine it is, and return your innocence."

The woman glared at him fiercely, how serious is it, should she call the police?
Are you sure I dare not call the police?

Rubbing his forehead, trying to recall the scene of last night, he really couldn't hold back a few times.

However, the amount should not be so large, right?

Did you drink too much?
Jumping out of bed in disgust, he wrapped Tu Man's bath towel around his body, and immediately exclaimed:

"My God, you donkey!"

Tu Man followed her gaze and looked down, also surprised.

Woj, this system is too much!

Busily tried to calm down, frowned and said:
"How do you scold people?"

The woman's eyes were dull, and she said suspiciously:
"No, you didn't seem like this last night, did you take drugs?"

Tu Man said angrily:

"You're just on drugs!"

Suddenly reacted, laughed and said:

"Ha, you're still acting like that, you're screaming, you're mad at the same time, you look like you don't know anything, but you remember this thing clearly!"

The woman was a little embarrassed, and then asked back:

"Then what do you want me to do? Don't change the subject, what's the matter with you?"

Tu Man has a trace of pity:

"I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it when we meet for the first time, so I just unlocked the initial state."

Women do not believe:

"You are T-800, can you control it freely?"

Tu Man pierced it with a savage son:

"You can try!"

I don't know how long it has passed, the sunset shines through the window glass, reflecting in front of the bed, a golden piece.

The woman caressed Tu Man's lips with trembling fingers.

"My name is Emma Watson!"

"Oh."

"Oh, what do you mean?"

"It's just that I know it. Do you want to add another sentence? It's a pleasure to meet you?"

"I'm really Hermione, I play her."

"No, you are her second aunt!"

"Tu Man, don't you usually watch the news? You don't have internet at home yet?"

"I only watch sports news, I don't have time for anything else."

"Then you don't even read the cast list when you watch a movie?"

"No time to spare!"

"God, let me die..."

"okay!"

(End of this chapter)