The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 143 Japanese car, it's time to smash it!

The game is over, let's get up!

Tuman pays, Nash pays people, a mansion on the outskirts of Phoenix.

There are young models gathered, and the toasts are intertwined.

Robert Savol, Blanks, Gentry, Su Mait and other veterans were all present, only Yao Ming was missing from last time.

He has recovered from his foot injury and has already returned to China with Ye Li and the baby.

The lights are feasting and the flesh is fragrant.

Tu Man was wandering in a psychedelic world full of hormones. Yao Ming was not there, so no one was in a hurry to go home. The animals hugged each other, but no one cared about him.

The teammates were all afraid of his live broadcast, and they didn't take him with him when they were drinking.

There were more than a dozen different perfumes on his body, and there was a lot of rouge on his face, but he pushed away those tender models after hitting someone with the ball.

Dizzy is a little dizzy, but he really resists these females who carry four balls on their backs and hold the handle as soon as they come up. I am a good man, how can I bow down to this kind of thing?

Seeing another wave of flesh coming, Tu Man grabbed a bottle of wine, turned around and ran away.

Passing by a field of flowers, there was a sound of a dog licking and flying, and Tu Man was in a daze, remembering that Lao Na didn't have a dog?

Walking forward, Richardson's head popped out, his hand was pressing on a mane of violently shaking red hair, and he winked and said:

"Virgin, do you want on-site guidance?"

Tu Man shook his head:
"Fart, I have read countless girls, do you need to teach me?"

Raised the wine bottle:

"Sliced..."

Walking through the flowers, with smoky steps, she staggered towards the outside of the manor.

I don't know how long it took, when Tu Man raised the wine bottle again, but there was no wine poured out, not even a drop?
Horse riding, so drunk!
Just toss.

"Oh!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a screeching sound of brakes.

Tu Man was in a daze, didn't look back, and continued to stagger forward.

The lights are quite bright, are you entering the city?
There was a sound of "thump, thud, thump" footsteps behind him, very similar to that abused floor run by Sister Tao when she was late for work...

But obviously not Sister Tao.

Otherwise, Tu Man would not have heard "Deng Deng Deng Deng" first, but a call from far away from the corner of the street:
"Little bunny..."

Tu Man's clothes were grabbed, and a woman shouted angrily:

"Hey, stop for me!"

Tu Man stopped in his tracks and said slowly:

"Is something wrong?"

The woman rushed over in two or three steps, with her head raised and her hips akimbo:
"You smashed my car and asked me?"

Tu Man nodded:
"Wine bottle?"

The woman said angrily:
"What else could it be?"

Tu Man took out his wallet, took out a card and stuffed it into the woman's hand:

"Take it, buy another one!"

The woman threw the card back and said angrily:

"what is this?"

The bank card hit Tu Man's nose, bounced down again, and fell into a puddle of sewage, ups and downs...

Tu Man frowned, and said with a big tongue:
"Or, you should call the police. I just can't find a home, so the police uncle will take me back, or the police station can take a nap!"

The woman became even angrier, and shouted in a shrill voice:

"Are you crazy? Call the police? Do you know who I am?"

Tu Man stepped forward, stretched out his hand to pinch her chin, and looked at her carefully.

The woman struggled desperately, and Tu Man shouted in a low voice:

"do not move!"

The woman stretched out her sharp nails and plowed down on Tuman's arm, but Tuman didn't respond, as if it was a bionic camouflage of T-800.

The woman stopped, maybe she is a lunatic?

Tu Man suddenly said:
"what?"

The woman's eyes lit up, and she finally recognized it?

Then quickly kneel down and beg for mercy!
But Tu Man said:

"It looks a bit like little Hermione, but it's much uglier. Look at this monkey cheek with freckles, maybe it's Hermione's second aunt?"

"What did you say?"

The woman screamed like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.

Tu Man let go of her, picked out his ears, glanced at her in disgust, and walked forward.

The woman came after him again, blocked in front of him and shouted:
"You, don't go!"

Tu Man became furious, grabbed her by the waist, and swung her wrist to shoulder.

"Ah! Put me down, you rascal!"

Tu Man ignored her, turned around and picked up the bank card, wiped the muddy water on her buttocks, looked up, and saw a Toyota Prius parked by the side of the road with a big dent on the hood.

He spat and cursed:

"You still drive a broken Japanese car, you should smash it!"

Walked over, opened the car door, and stuffed the woman in a ball.

Sitting in the driver's seat, the space was very tight, so he hit the steering wheel with a hammer and cursed:

"The Japanese dwarf on the horse, this shit is really not open by a human!"

The woman was about to abandon the car and flee, but when she saw this, she shrank into a ball again, not daring to speak, and looked at Tu Man timidly.

Tu Man started the car and stepped into the fuel tank.

The car rushed out with a "whoosh", and the woman screamed:
"Stop it, you're drunk driving!"

Tu Man laughed loudly:

"I'm looking for the police, hurry up and let them catch me!"

The street lamps on both sides were retreating rapidly, Tu Man smiled maniacally, and opened the car window, a gust of wind rushed in, and the woman's blond hair flew away...

The woman's lips were white, and she hurriedly put on her seat belt and lowered the window.

Biting his lips, he leaned over and begged:

"Tu Man, please, stop!"

Tu Man stopped, the tires groaned in pain, the car drifted 180 degrees sideways, the woman was thrown out, and then pulled back.

Tu Man turned his head and asked:
"You recognize me?"

The woman rubbed her strangled shoulder, gritted her teeth and said:

"Turn on the TV, open the newspaper, you are everywhere, Xiao Hei is not so popular, is it strange that I know you?"

Tu Man stared and said angrily:

"You know me, but you still dare to touch porcelain, aren't you afraid that I will hammer you?"

The woman was wronged and said:
"Where did I touch porcelain, you smashed my car, okay?"

Tu Man bent his elbow, and the car door slammed loudly, and said impatiently:

"Japanese cars, they should be smashed!"

The woman's lips trembled, but she didn't speak.

Tu Man took out the card again and stuffed it into the woman's chest, then he was taken aback and said angrily:

"I can't even hold a card, it's really bad luck!"

The woman's eyes turned red, and [-] words of obscene words lingered in her mind, but she didn't say anything in the face of this furious giant.

I only heard Tu Man say angrily:

"Go back and buy a Hongqi, smash this shit, you know?"

The woman nodded repeatedly.

With tears in his eyes, he asked cautiously:

"Tu Man, can you let me get out of the car now, I want to go back to the hotel..."

Tu Man suddenly became irritable:

"Go back to what hotel, drink with me!"

After all, the fuel was poured out, and the car flew again.

The woman bit her lower lip, clenched her fists, and showed a fierce look several times, finally sighed, turned her head and said to Tu Man:

"I have wine in the car, go back to the hotel, I'll buy you a drink!"

(End of this chapter)