I have a Taoist temple in the mountains and I am shocked the world

Chapter 196 Like a Clown

Chapter 2 Like a Clown

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

Dahui watched Xia Ran and Dabai sing together, and was so angry that his hair stood upside down!
"Aww, how unfair are wolves born!"

Da Hui knelt on the futon and couldn't help but growl and complain!
And the golden monkey at the side, after Xia Ran left, looked left and right cleverly, and his legs began to move around the corner!
"Hmph, stinky monkey, don't try to run away. If you dare to run away, I'll yell right away. Guess it's you running faster, or the man catching you faster!"

Although Da Hui kept complaining about Xia Ran, but when he saw the golden monkey's small movements, his expression turned aside, and he grinned and growled threateningly!
The golden monkey, who was thinking of running away, immediately became embarrassed when he heard Da Hui's words!
"Brother Big Gray, why do men make things difficult for men!"

The golden monkey knelt on the futon, looked at Da Hui with a bitter face and said!
"Hmph, let you monkey tease me every day with your flexibility, you deserve it, kneel down!"

Hearing what the golden monkey said, Da Hui smiled disdainfully and said!
"Chick chirp, big gray brother, what do you think of this? Kneeling is very uncomfortable. Don't kneel, I won't kneel anymore, so the human won't know that we didn't kneel. When tomorrow morning, the human It's time to get up, let's kneel and pretend, what do you think?"

The golden monkey rolled its eyes, and said without giving up!
"Aww...impossible, I would rather suffer by myself than watch you kneel!"

Hearing the golden monkey's words, Dahui shook his head decisively, making a wave to kill one thousand enemies and one thousand self-destruction!
"Chichichi, I'm mad at you, you idiot. You idiot, I'm so mad at you!"

Hearing Dahui's words, the golden monkey screamed angrily, but had no choice but to continue kneeling.Monkey Eyes was a little confused and didn’t know what he was thinking!
Xia Ran got up at five o'clock in the morning the next day, and the sky and the earth were still completely dark. On this mountain, unlike in the city, there are no street lights and no lights of thousands of houses.If you say it is darkness, then it is black, the blackness that you can't see your fingers!
Fortunately, Xia Ran's eyes are extraordinary, even in the dark.You can also see things, plus the snowflakes in the sky and the thick snow on the ground, under the moonlight, there is a faint silver light, bringing this light to this boundless darkness!
When I came to Taiyi Tianzun Hall, Xia Ran was happy. I saw the golden monkey was still kneeling on the futon, with a mournful face, and mumbled something quietly, but I thought it was not a good thing.Occasionally glancing at Dahui who was also kneeling next to him, he immediately gritted his teeth!

And Da Hui, anyway, Da Hui often kneels, he is already used to kneeling, but at this time, he kneels straight.Close your eyes and take a nap!

"Okay, you two, you can get up!"

Xia Ran spoke softly, and the monkey and Da Hui immediately stood up, but Da Hui slowly bent down on the ground from a kneeling position, and did not stand up, while the golden snub-nosed monkey jumped up and down up!
When Da Hui at the side saw this scene, the wolf's face showed an expression of watching the show!
Sure enough, when the monkey stood up.His face suddenly changed, his teeth were bared, and he screamed with a ferocious expression!
"Chick chit chirp. My legs are so numb, really numb. My legs are useless. I bought them. My king's legs are useless!"

"Stinky monkey, hey, he knelt all night. No wonder he didn't feel numb, but he just stood up like this, really looking for excitement!"

Dahui shook his head disdainfully when he saw the golden monkey. Don't ask why Dahui is so experienced. He has knelt down a lot!

Seeing this scene, Xia Ran smiled and shook her head.Then, looking up, seeing the snowflakes falling all over the sky, he raised his hand, and suddenly, snowflakes fell on Xia Ran's hands, then melted and disappeared!

"This heavy snow has been falling for two days, and the snow is already very thick, but fortunately, this heavy snow will be intermittent, giving the world some time to breathe, and it will not cause a disaster like the last heavy rain!"

Xia Ran shook her head, and then practiced Tai Chi in the yard, and Quan Zhenlan also got up at this time, picked up the broom, and was sweeping the snow!
Since Quan Zhenlan followed Xia Ran, her living habits have been almost the same as Xia Ran's. She usually goes to bed at [-] o'clock in the evening and wakes up at [-] o'clock in the morning. Regardless of season, it can be said to be an example of healthy living habits!

Xia Ran is now familiar with Taijiquan by heart, and when he raises his fists, there is Taiji charm in it. When he punches casually, it seems to be light and light, but when it hits an object, it produces a huge impact, which has reached The realm of being light and heavy!

Half an hour later, the sky and the earth were slightly bright. Xia Ran was wearing a black and white Taoist robe, standing in the snow-white sky and the earth. The Tai Chi was round, and it felt like Yu was alone in the sky and the earth!

Not far from Xia Ran, a golden monkey stood beside him, staring at Xia Ran with round eyes full of curiosity!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

In the distance, Dahui and Dabai stood side by side, Da Hui looked at Dabai, and asked in a wailing voice!

"Hiss...maybe you were attracted by the master's heroic appearance?"

Hearing this, Dabai thought for a while and said with a snake letter!
"Tch, let me tell you, that monkey must have been thinking about how to kill that Xia Ran. I knew that Xia Ran had punished that monkey to kneel all night. Could that monkey not hate it?"

Dahui shook his huge wolf head and said!
"I'm afraid it's because you thought so that you killed Master!"

As soon as Dahui finished speaking, Dabai's faint voice came from next to him, making Huifa's body stiff, and his tail subconsciously caught between his legs!
"Oh, oh, don't talk nonsense, okay, what do you mean I want to kill Xia Ran, be careful, I will sue you for defamation!"

"Hiss...don't talk!"

As soon as Dahui finished speaking, he heard Dabai suddenly speak in a serious tone. Hearing this, Da Hui looked at Dabai, only to see Dabai staring straight ahead without moving. Da Hui followed Dabai's gaze, only Seeing the golden monkey not far away from Xia Ran, it was spreading its legs and arms outstretched in a weird way, and it didn't know what it was dangling about!
"Aww. What is this monkey doing?"

Seeing this scene, Dahui couldn't help asking with a look of surprise on his face!

"He's boxing like his master, he's learning boxing from his master!"

Dabai said in a solemn tone!
"Aww, what, punching, hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

Hearing Dabai's words, Dahui laughed outright!
"He looks like a monkey and wants to practice boxing with Xia Ran. It's so funny. Look at him. He looks like a clown!"

Hearing Da Bai's words, Da Hui laughed out of breath!
(End of this chapter)