I have a Taoist temple in the mountains and I am shocked the world

Chapter 195

Chapter 2

"Chichichi, slightly slightly slightly, mocking you, you humans are not good people, sinister and cunning, hum!"

Hearing Xia Ran's words, the golden monkey snorted coldly and said!
"Pohou, can't you wait for the poor to catch you?"

Hearing the golden monkey's words, Xia Ran slowly clenched her fists, and said with a dangerous look on her face!
"Chi Chi Chi, you insidious and cunning human being, don't try to scare me!"

The monkey chirped and said!

"Hmph, I will teach you a lesson today!"

Hearing the golden monkey's words, Xia Ran snorted coldly. As soon as the words fell, he disappeared on the spot, and the next moment, he appeared in front of the monkey!
"Chichichi, mother, why are you so fast!"

The monkey was bouncing around to avoid Dahui's pursuit, Xia Ran appeared in front of the monkey so abruptly, the monkey couldn't dodge in time, and directly bumped into Xia Ran!
The golden monkey suddenly felt pain all over his body as if he had hit a rock. He didn't dare to hesitate, and was about to run away, but the monkey found himself involuntarily caught by Xia Ran's long tail and hung in mid-air!
"Monkey, you are crazy!"

Holding the monkey's tail, Xia Ran said with an intriguing smile!
"Chi Chi Chi... Insidious and cunning human beings, let me down quickly. I am the Monkey King. Believe it or not, I will call out all my monkey grandchildren and destroy your house!"

The golden snub-nosed monkey was caught, and he threatened it fiercely. It was the first time in his life that he hated the long tail that he was so proud of. What a mistake!
"Hmph, Pohou, give it a try, but you don't know, with your small body, is it big enough to get ash between your teeth!"

Hearing what the golden monkey said, Xia Ran snorted coldly, and Dahui, who was panting beside him, heard Xia Ran's words, grinned very cooperatively, bared his fangs and yelled!

"Eat meat, eat monkey brains!"

"Chichichi, it's too much, it's too much, woo woo woo, you bully people, no, you bully monkeys!"

The golden monkey was so frightened that it cried, and couldn't help but scream!
"Do you know if you're wrong!"

Looking at the appearance of the golden monkey, Xia Ran snorted coldly!
"Chichiji, that's right, what's wrong with me, I'm just looking for something to eat, there's nothing wrong with that!"

Hearing Xia Ran's words, the golden monkey spoke very stiffly!
"Oh, yes!"

Hearing the monkey's words, Xia Ran gave a charming smile, and then grabbed the monkey's tail with his left hand, stretched out his sinful right hand, and slapped the monkey's butt!
clap clap clap...

"I know I'm wrong!"

"Chichijiji, you're hitting a monkey, you're hitting a first-class state-protected animal, help!"

clap clap clap...

"Special protected animals are useless, Pindao asks if you know what's wrong!"

"Chichichi, I'm not wrong, woooooo!"

clap clap clap...

"Is it wrong!"

"Chichichi. Woohoo, you bully the monkey, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

clap clap clap...

"Ask you again, do you know if you are wrong!"

"Chichijiji. It hurts so much, stop beating me, my butt is already red, if you beat me again, I will really lose face. My concubine is still waiting for me at home!"

clap clap clap...

"I still love my concubine, I want to ask you, do you know if you are wrong!"

Hearing the monkey's words, Xia Ran was delighted, couldn't help laughing, and slapped the golden monkey on the buttocks again and asked!

"Chichijiji, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, don't beat me any more, if you keep beating me up, the monkey's butt will be smashed into eight petals!"

The golden monkey was in tears and screamed in pain!
"Humph?"

Hearing the monkey begging for mercy, Xia Ran let it go with a cold snort!
"Don't say it, my hand hurts from the beating!"

After the monkey was put down, Xia Ran looked at her slightly red palm, took a breath and said, and then saw the resentful eyes of the golden monkey, covering its buttocks, its eyes kept looking left and right, it was not honest at all. monkey!
"Aww, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this stinky monkey's ass is as red as a monkey's butt, no, no, this ass is redder than a red apple after being spanked!"

Da Hui at the side saw the golden monkey's butt.Can't help but laugh out loud!

"Stupid, laugh again!"

Hearing Da Hui's loud laughter, the golden snub-nosed monkey became furious and glared at Da Hui!

"You still dare to talk stubbornly, the poor Taoist will punish you to kneel in the Temple of Heavenly Venerable, and you will not be allowed to get up until tomorrow morning!"

Xia Ran stared at the golden monkey and said!
"What? You want me to kneel down, no, my concubine is still waiting for me to pamper me on the tree on the mountainside, I want to come back, I want to go home!"

Hearing Xia Ran's words, the golden monkey immediately became displeased. It hopped its legs on the spot and wanted to escape, but just after taking a step, the golden monkey ascended to the sky again. Xia Ran grabbed the monkey's tail and grabbed it. !
"Why, Pohou, you don't have a long memory for beating you just now, do you?"

Xia Ran looked at the golden monkey, and said with a cold snort!
"Chichi, chirp, bully the monkey too much, bully the monkey too much!"

When the golden monkey heard Xia Ran's words, it burst into tears, but its skills were inferior to others, so there was nothing it could do. In the end, the golden monkey knelt on the futon in front of Taiyi Tianzun, lowered its head, and the whole monkey was wronged!

Seeing the golden snub-nosed monkey kneeling on the futon with its cheeky monkey eyes straight up, Xia Ran snorted coldly and shook her head!
"Man, do you want me to watch him here in case he escapes!"

Dahui looked at the golden monkey, the joy of getting revenge, the one who volunteered to see the golden monkey!
"You? Hmph, kneel beside this monkey!"

Hearing Da Hui's words, Xia Ran glanced at him, and said with a cold snort!
"Aww. What, why?"

"Chichichi...hahahaha, I'm really laughing to death, I'm dying of laughing!"

Hearing Xia Ran's words, Da Hui's entire wolf was in a state of distress, he was stunned and willing to look dull, while the golden monkey knelt on the futon and couldn't help laughing out loud!
"Hmph, you stupid wolf, you have followed the poor way for so long, you eat well every day, you smell the incense, you have the way, and you can't even catch a monkey. If you don't punish anyone, you lose the poor. man of Tao!"

Xia Ran glanced at Da Hui, and said with a cold snort!
"Aww. It's not fair. He is a monkey with good flexibility. If he is head-to-head, he will definitely not be my wolf's opponent!"

Unwillingly, Dahui howled and roared!
"Hmph, you're still talking hard, kneel down!"

Xia Ran snorted coldly, turned around, stopped talking to Da Hui, looked at Da Bai standing aside, Xia Ran smiled softly, and stroked Da Bai's head!

"Be good, Dabai, Dabai, hurry up and go to rest!"

"Hiss... good master!"

Hearing Xia Ran's words, Dabai hissed hiss and nodded, then turned around and left with a swaying body!

And Xia Ran.Also stretched and walked to the bedroom!
"Sleeping, sleepy!"

(End of this chapter)