Tomb Raider System of Myriad Realms

Chapter 52 Fang Ze
Orochimaru continued to explain this precious pill that combines the essence of heaven and earth with relish, from rabbit poop moon sand to bat poop luminous sand!From whale poo to dragon birthday incense, to sparrow poo white lilac!

Uncle Snake, Uncle Snake, when did you start practicing Chinese medicine?Are you still a serious Uncle Snake?

There's so much shit in this pill, no wonder it's such a big one!If he ate it recklessly just now, this time he is really going to die!
This pill is simply more poisonous than "One Day Sang Ming San" and "Half Step with a Smile"!
No wonder the ancients said that if you sail carefully, you will sail a ship that lasts ten thousand years!Especially in front of the cunning Uncle Snake, he needs to be more careful.

Zhang Qiling couldn't listen anymore: "Okay, Uncle Snake, you don't need to talk, I understand! You have talked so much, don't you mean that this is a stinky shit that combines all the feces of the animal world? Uncle Snake Ah Uncle Snake, let me tell you what is good about you!"

Zhang Qiling pointed at Orochimaru with his hand, and finally sighed: "Uncle Snake, even if I accept you as a half shikigami, you shouldn't degenerate and give up on yourself! You are Orochimaru, not a big shit Kechi Wan'ah! Uncle Snake, you have to cheer up!"

"You brat, do you think I'm joking with you? Today you have to eat even if you don't want to eat!" Orochimaru used the "Latent Shadow Snake Hand" again to force-feed Zhang Qiling!
This pill has just been developed, and it happens that there is an experimenter missing. Since this brat took the initiative to come to the door, how could he miss the great opportunity?

"Uncle Snake, you can't force your head down if the cow doesn't drink water! Since this pill is so precious, you should keep it for yourself and eat it slowly!" Zhang Qiling quickly took out the Luoyang shovel from the system, blocking the "Hidden Shadow Snake Hand" from sending it. Here come the pills!
"Hehe, I forced my head down today, what can you do with me?" Taking advantage of the host's injuries, Orochimaru was finally able to feel proud.

At this time, hurried footsteps came from outside: "Brother Qiling, who are you talking to?"

Is it Linger? !

Seeing Orochimaru turned his head to look at the door, his eyes glowed with a dangerous aura.

At the critical moment, Zhang Qiling hurriedly formed the "Seal of Reconciliation" and said lightly: "Take it!"

Uncle Snake, who wanted to be the overlord, was taken into the shikigami scroll with a "swish"!
Zhang Qiling wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and took several breaths. It was so suspenseful and dangerous!Fortunately, I was quick to act in a hurry, otherwise I would have been in big trouble!
At this time, the door was pushed open, and Ling'er wiped the sweat from his forehead and walked in: "Brother Qi Ling, I heard you talking to someone outside the door just now, are you okay!"

"It's okay, I'm okay! I just fell asleep for a while, maybe I was talking in my sleep just now." Zhang Qiling smiled with the corners of his mouth raised.Quickly pulled the quilt to cover the Luoyang shovel and shikigami scroll, and put them in the system warehouse.

"You're sweating a lot on your forehead. Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Ling'er asked understandingly.

"It's a bit stuffy, I'm fine."

Ling'er was worried, and walked closer, accidentally stepped on something, slid forward, and rushed towards the bed.

Zhang Qiling saw that the beauty was about to fall, so he hurried forward and used his body as a pad to catch the wrestling Ling'er.

"Ah..." Ling'er lost her balance and fell into Zhang Qiling's arms.

hiss……

Under the pressure of gravity, Zhang Qiling's muscles and bones all over his body ached, and he had to endure it without making a sound.As a man, you must be tough and not timid!
With the sound of "baji"...

Eye to eye!

The lips of the two happened to press together!
"Ah..." Ling'er was shocked and hurriedly got up from Zhang Qiling.

So soft, so sweet, so fragrant!
Zhang Qiling was so far away...he had forgotten the pain in his body.

Finding that the wound on Zhang Qiling's body had cracked and stained his clothes red, Ling'er was shocked again: "Brother Qiling, your wound is cracked..."

Zhang Qiling looked at Linger as if he had lost his soul...

"Is it painful? I'm sorry! I accidentally stepped on a round thing just now... I didn't mean to..." Ling'er was so anxious that she almost shed tears.

This silly girl, who lost her first kiss, is still concerned about whether other people's bodies will hurt!Of course it was also his first kiss.

Although it was painful, Zhang Qiling's heart was bubbling with beauty!It is hopeful to get out of the order!

From the corner of the eye, I looked at the "round thing" that Ling'er accidentally stepped on. Isn't it the huge shit pill made by Uncle Snake?

This shit ball is harder than the stone in the latrine, and rounder than a dung beetle!
I didn't expect that Uncle Snake's cameo appearance would actually become the elder of the moon invisibly, allowing Zhang Qiling to kiss Ling'er!
As Ling'er hurriedly re-bandaged his wounds, Zhang Qiling was in a state of turmoil. If he could marry a beautiful and lovely girl like Ling'er as his wife, it would be worth dying!

Zhang Qiling was immersed in the joy of love when the old woman walked in again with a cane: "If this person is okay, let him leave quickly! Our rice can't be eaten for a few days. This year's harvest is not good. You and I are our grandsons." The two of them don’t have the energy to open up wasteland, and they have to support a patient, so they can’t just sit back and have nothing to do!”

"But, mother-in-law, his injuries haven't healed yet! Look at him struggling to get up, how can he get out?" Ling'er's eyes were full of pleading, "Grandma, let's take him in for a few more days, Even if there is no rice, Ling'er can still go to the mountains to pick wild fruits and vegetables, or go to the water to catch fish and shrimps."

"You kid is just too kind-hearted. Last time you rescued an injured bird, you also said that you would let it go when it recovered from its injury. As a result, it couldn't fly after it recovered, so you kept raising it! "The old lady was speaking, pointing to the bird cage hanging under the eaves outside the window.Sure enough, there were birds chirping inside all the time. The cage door was opened, but the birds did not fly away.

"Xiaofei likes me, so he doesn't want to leave!" Ling'er pouted her pink mouth.

The old woman pointed to the rabbit cage outside the door again: "What about this injured rabbit? Its leg injury has healed long ago, why don't you let it go? And give it a fat and fat one?"

"There is a famine in the village this year. The villagers haven't had meat for a long time. If I send Xiaobai out, what if someone catches him and eats him? Wouldn't it be pitiful?" Ling'er said, her eyes red.

"Hey, you always have a point. If any injured animal is in your hands, you can care for it until it dies. If you fail to rescue a seriously injured animal, you will be sad for several days. Your uncle Niu a few days ago You are still complaining to me, saying that you kid robbed a fox that he finally hunted, cured it, and released it. He originally planned to use the fox meat to satisfy the greed of the whole family! That smooth fox skin , I can also make a beautiful scarf for your aunt, but you are better off, but you will only cause trouble to others!"

The old woman blamed helplessly.

"But that fox is so pitiful, it won't survive if it is stewed into meat and made into a scarf!" Ling'er said pitifully.

　Ling'er is so kind and cute, doesn't he have no rewards or recommendation votes?Don’t all book lovers like beauties?This is unscientific!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)