Tomb Raider System of Myriad Realms

Chapter 51 Uncle Snake, You Are Blind!

"Oh, I forgot, it's getting late, I have to fetch water quickly, or I won't have any water to eat at night." Ling'er suddenly remembered this, and said to Zhang Qiling, "You have a good rest, I'll fetch water soon." water, and I will decoct the medicine for you later.”

"Water? Where to fetch water?"

"The peach blossom pond beside the peach blossom forest!"

Peach Blossom Pond by the Peach Blossom Forest? !The more Zhang Qiling looked at it, the more he felt that the girl in front of him looked like a beauty out of the bath that he had peeped at!

"Is there a waterfall there? The water is very clear and cool?"

"Huh? How do you know?" Ling'er showed surprise.

"Aren't there usually waterfalls wherever there is a pond? I'm just guessing." Zhang Qiling's heart beat wildly, but he didn't tell the truth. Could he tell the girl in front of him that he had peeped by the pond? Is the other party taking a bath?

"Little brother, you are so awesome. You can guess all this. Okay, I won't chat with you anymore, I have to go out." Ling'er said as he spoke, picked up a big wooden barrel next to him, walked out in a hurry, and covered it with his hands. Close the dilapidated door.

The wooden barrel just now was clumsy and heavy, and it would be heavy if it was filled with water!Helpless, I was sore all over, and it was difficult to even get up.

It would be great if he knew medical ninjutsu, just this little injury, it's not a trivial matter.

Medical ninjutsu?

Although I don’t know how to do it, someone does!

Zhang Qiling thought of Orochimaru's assistant pharmacist Dou, who was an excellent medical ninja.Since Orochimaru is a half shikigami, let's call him out!
Zhang Qiling took out the shikigami scroll signed with Orochimaru from the system, formed the "Seal of Opposition" with one hand, and shouted softly: "Come out!"

With a "bang", Orochimaru appeared in front of him, seeing Zhang Qiling "youzaiyouzai" lying on the bed pretending to be an uncle, he was a little dissatisfied: "Brat, what did you call me out for?"

Halfway through the experiment, was suddenly summoned away, can Orochimaru be happy?At first, he thought he had encountered some emergency, but when he came over, he found that this guy was sleeping late, and Uncle Snake suddenly felt that he had been tricked.

Uncle Snake's temper really stinks!But now that Zhang Qiling has something to ask from the other party, he can only ask a lot: "Can you bring the pharmacist here?"

"What?"

"Of course it's not playing mahjong, it's Landlords! You call him over quickly, I have something urgent." Zhang Qiling coughed several times in a hurry. His body was already injured, but with this cough, his whole body was so painful that it felt like it was about to fall apart.

"Are you injured?" After looking at Zhang Qiling's pale face and the scars on his body, Orochimaru understood a little, a look of gloating flashed in his golden pupils, and he thought to himself: Who is capable of hurting this kid? With this, he was really curious!

"I fell off the cliff, ahem! Fortunately, I am lucky!"

hehe!Now Uncle Snake understood why this boy asked him to bring Medicine Master Kabuto over.

"I'm your half-shikigami, you can channel me, but Yakushito is not my shikigami, I can't channel." Orochimaru looked at the surrounding environment, "This should not be the world of Hokage! Then I can't help it."

"Okay, since you have nothing to do, I won't force it. At worst, the pain will last for a few more days, and it will be fine if you take a few more bowls of soup." Zhang Qiling thought to himself, did the system have a brain twitch? This rebellious guy is half-shikigami, useless at all, it's a waste of time and life!

"However, it's not impossible at all." Orochimaru smiled slyly, "Dou and I have recently developed a new drug, after taking it, it can promote wound healing, which is similar to medical ninjutsu!"

"What medicine?" Zhang Qiling's eyes lit up.

Orochimaru took out a wooden box from his bosom, and when he opened it, a huge black pill appeared.It was as big as the hawthorn pills that Zhang Qiling gave him when he had indigestion when he was a child.

"Eating it can not help relieving the pain in the body, and it can also promote the healing of the wound. You should eat it!" Orochimaru said, and handed the pill to Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling took the pill and looked at it. It was black, like a lump of coal, and exuded a terrible smell.

"Is this shit?" Zhang Qiling stretched his arms in disgust, keeping the pill away from his nose.

"Smart, how do you know it's shit?" Orochimaru chuckled.

"I'll wipe it! Uncle Snake, why are you so mean-spirited? You still have the poop with you in the morning. You really don't want to let others know. You're so picky!" Zhang Qiling threw the "pill" out of the window. .

Before landing, Orochimaru picked it up with the "Latent Shadow Snake Hand" and kept it in the wooden box in his hand. He looked at Zhang Qiling angrily. This kid is so ungrateful. The medicine he worked so hard to develop , This guy just throws it away, and he doesn't respect the fruits of other people's labor too much!
"I didn't pull this!" Orochimaru said with a dark face.

"It wasn't you who did it, even the pharmacist did it!" Zhang Qiling was depressed.

"It's not from Tuola either!"

"It wasn't the two of you who pulled it, and it won't work if someone else pulls it!"

"You really don't know what to do, you brat! Although there is shit in this pill, it is all carefully selected high-quality medicinal materials." As soon as he talked about his scientific research results, Orochimaru eloquently introduced: "There are Silkworm excrement can dispel wind and dampness, harmonize stomach and resolve turbidity, activate blood and stimulate menstrual flow. It is used for treating rheumatic arthralgia, limb paralysis, rubella itching, vomiting and diarrhea, amenorrhea, metrorrhagia."

"Uncle Snake, take a closer look. I'm just like you. I'm a man, okay?!" Zhang Qiling was so desperate that he couldn't complain!Uncle Snake, you are blind!
"I know you're a man, so what?"

"I don't need menstrual blood circulation for a man like me! Amenorrhea, metrorrhagia..." Zhang Qiling thought to himself that fortunately he was not ill just now and went to the doctor in a hurry, so he let Dashewan die as a living doctor, otherwise it would be this time The son himself may become a woman!
"Listen to me!" Orochimaru interrupted Zhang Qiling angrily.

"Okay, tell me!" Zhang Qiling wanted to see if he could tell how ugly he was!
"In addition to silkworm excrement, there is also Wulingzhi..."

"Isn't Wulingzhi just mouse shit? You pretend I don't know!" Zhang Qiling rolled his eyes, Uncle Snake, are you a monkey sent to tease you?

"Wrong! Wulingzhi is not rat feces. To be precise, it is the feces of mammals, flying squirrels, compound-toothed flying squirrels, flying squirrels, or other closely related animals." Dashewan explained very professionally, "This kind The medicine can promote blood circulation and dissipate blood stasis, stir-fry charcoal to stop bleeding. It is used for congested blood pain in trusted subordinates, dysmenorrhea, blood stasis amenorrhea, postpartum congestion and abdominal pain; fried charcoal is used for metrorrhagia and bleeding; external use is used for bruises, snake and insect bites."

Dizzy, it's just another gynecological medicine!Uncle Snake, Uncle Snake, even if I call you a half shikigami, you don't need to take revenge on me so deliberately!
Do you think I would like to take you by my side?You are not beautiful, and you are still a man.I am willing to take you in, so you can burn incense!To be kind is to be kind, how can you repay your kindness with revenge?
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