Live in Doomsday Wasteland

Chapter 29 Comedy Effect
Has the rain stopped?
When did it happen?
Chen Qi touched his cuff with his fingers, it was still cold and damp, his body temperature did not dry his clothes, and the time when the rain stopped should have happened a long time ago.

and so……

This little cat, very likely, did not come to attack me, but...

Want to leave this place from the direction behind me?

Chen Qi's mind instantly had a clear idea.

This actually stems from his understanding of bobtail cats.

Irritable personality is often accompanied by another adjective, that is: reckless.

These two words are also very suitable for describing the hunting habits of short-tailed cats.

As a member of the cat family, they have a strong figure, elegant posture, and light cat walks. These are the natural hunting advantages bestowed on them by God.

However, bobtail cats should be considered special among all cats.

Approach lightly?

Isn't it possible to catch it by jumping over it?
Beware of probing?

Isn't it enough to kill it by jumping over it?

Measure friend or foe?

Isn't it possible to eat it by jumping over and scratching it twice?

……

In the world of bobtails, anything that can be eaten is worth trying to hunt.

It is precisely because of their reckless behavior that the outrageous rumors of "short-tailed cats hunting giraffes" spread in the local area.

So, in summary.

A short-tailed cat will not approach its prey in a step-by-step manner.

If it wanted to attack Chen Qi just now, then Chen Qi might have lost an ear or an eye or something.

…………

Slowly maintaining the squatting posture, Chen Qi began to support the ground with one hand, and moved bit by bit to the edges on both sides along the direction of the river.

Whenever Chen Qi moved a certain distance, the bobtail cat would also move its body, always keeping on the farthest diagonal line with Chen Qi.

During this process, the bobtail cat kept arching its back, opening its mouth with sharp teeth, and making a hissing sound.

It doesn't sound scary, but rather cute.

……

"What is the anchor doing?"

"This is about to move to the side facing the river."

"Could this be the legendary last stand?"

"The cat's frightening behavior seems to have blown its fur"

"Really: fried hair! It's like a plush toy"

"However, this plush toy can eat its own body weight in food in a day."

"It's no wonder we had to let him be raised. In fact, it was because we were afraid that we would not be able to support him!"

"Anchor, if you step back, you will go into the river!"

"This is... the Great Teleportation of the Universe!"

"No! It's a human and a cat!"

"Go! Brave cat, don't be afraid of Chen Qi!"

……

Chen Qi had already retreated to one of the four corners of the wooden bed.

Behind him, except for a branch extending above the river, there was only the turbid river below him.

And the bobtail cat moved to Chen Qi's position just now, one person and one cat, the positions were completely switched, but the distance was still less than two meters.

Holding the stick, Chen Qi looked at the bobtail cat that was still grinning at him, somewhat suspicious, did he make a mistake in his judgment?
The retreat is behind you!

If you don't run now, watch what I am doing here!There is a way on my face!

Looking back at the river behind him, Chen Qi took a small step forward cautiously.

Regret now, it seems too late.

Even if he is willing to play "Erren Zhuan" again, the bobcat may not cooperate with him.

Can't make it...

It might be scratched directly.

"So, in the end, we still have to fight hard..."

Chen Qi thought over and over again: "Hmph! I can swim!"

Maybe it was because of squatting for too long, Chen Qi felt a little sore in his calf and a little numb in his feet.

Swapped legs, switched to the other knee and knocked on the heel. As soon as the leg retracted, the foot became soft and slippery.An embarrassing thing happened.

Chen Qi knelt down on his knees and slammed on the wooden bed with a duang sound, and the stick in his hand also hit the paved branch with a pia.

What the hell!

Finished!

He hurriedly supported his body and was about to get up and jump back. If he could jump into the water at this time, he should still have a chance...

"Ok?"

After getting up, Chen Qi bent his knees and kept his jumping posture, and saw a small wagging tail ball disappearing into the grass on the land not far away.

If you read correctly...

"...that bobtail cat, ran away?!"

……

"Anchor what are you doing"

"This action, based on my 20 years of experience in killing pigs, has nothing to do with killing pigs."

"The last time I saw such a funny anchor was the last time"

"Chrysanthemum venting out is Tu Yile, and it has to be you who farts."

"What happened to the anchor just now, hahaha, fell down and threw the stick out, scaring the cat away?!"

"Who would believe this without a script?"

"May I ask how the anchor persuaded that cat to cooperate with you in the live broadcast?"

"I feel that I have been cheated. I called my daughter-in-law to watch the anchor fight with Grumpy Cat with me. I took off my pants. Just show me this?"

"Brother, what do you want to do with your pants off, don't you know what to do?"

"The anchor's action... no... is trying to jump into the river..."

"Hahahaha! Two cowards, fighting against the air, I am so happy!"

"To be reasonable, if the anchor didn't slip and fall just now, if he just jumped into the river..."

"That thud also scared the cat away→_→"

…………

Chen Qi also came to his senses at this time, coughed twice, hehehe did two chest expansion exercises, raised his hands and stretched his left and right arms, and lay down and did two push-ups.

"Cough! That...it's too cold. It's just raining late. Exercise is good.

Hahaha, thank you [Chi Yi Ang Jiang] for sending me the plane, I did it on purpose just now.You didn't realize that I wanted to..."

Chen Qi told the story before and after he found out that the bobtail cat might not have the intention to attack, but just wanted to bypass him and escape on land.

However, although what he said was well-founded, the last action of jumping into the river was a bit difficult to explain, and fans didn't believe him anymore.

"What I said is true! I lied to you about my live streaming of washing my hair while standing on my head!"

……

"Well said, don't say it again next time!"

"With such quick wit, it would be a pity not to do a talk show."

"Well, if you hadn't almost entered the water, I would have believed you"

"Chen Qi, next time you meet a bobtail cat, if you don't jump into the river, I will believe you"

"It is strongly recommended that the host go after that bobtail cat and prove his innocence!"

"One person begged the host to wash his hair upside down with a blood letter."

"Two blood letters begging the anchor to do handstand pull shi"

"Fuck! Brother, your mouth is a bit heavy! (3/10000)"

…………

Chen Qi sighed helplessly, no one believed the truth these days.

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